57+ sunflower jokes
- Why did the sunflower join the school choir? It heard it had a blooming voice.
- What did the sunflower do after a bad day? It turned to the sun for some light humor.
- Why did the sunflower refuse to enter the vegetable race? It heard the lettuce was always a head.
- Why did the sunflower bring sunglasses to the party? It wanted to have some shady fun.
- Why did the sunflower always bring its pencil to the garden? Because it wanted to draw some sun.
- What did the sunflower say to the daisy? You’re cute, but I’ve got the height.
- Why did the sunflower stand up in class? It was tired of being a wallflower.
- What does a sunflower do when it’s first introduced? It always bows.
- Why did the sunflower never graduate? It couldn’t get past its seed year.
- How does a sunflower catch a squirrel? By planting itself as a bait.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite horror film? The Blair Witch Petal-st.
- Why was the sunflower a great detective? It always followed the sun-spects.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite band? The Beatles, because of “Here Comes the Sun.”
- Why did the sunflower get the job? It was outstanding in its field.
- What did the sunflower do when it lost its job? It started branching out.
- Why did the sunflower become a poet? It was always turning towards sonnets.
- How does a sunflower get around? It uses public trans-pollen-tation.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite drink? Sun-tea, of course.
- Why don’t sunflowers ever go to a tennis match? They’re afraid of being served.
- Why did the sunflower stop in the middle of a road? It thought it was a sun-stop.
- Why was the sunflower bad at hide and seek? It was always sun-spot-ted.
- Why did the sunflower become an actor? It loved being in the spotlight.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good secret agents? They always turn towards the source of light.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite sport? Sun-volleyball.
- Why did the sunflower get in trouble at school? It was always daydreaming.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite novel? “The Sun Also Rises.”
- Why don’t sunflowers make good comedians? They always crack corny jokes.
- How does a sunflower apologize? It sends a bouquet of forgiveness.
- Why did the sunflower go to the bar? To order a light beer.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite breakfast? Sunnyside up eggs.
- Why did the sunflower become a baseball player? It loved to catch some rays.
- Why did the sunflower go to the psychiatrist? It felt it wasn’t blooming enough.
- What do sunflowers use to fix anything? Sun-glue.
- Why was the sunflower so good at math? It could always count on the sun.
- Why did the sunflower start a blog? To share its rays of wisdom.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite dance? The sun-salsa.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good DJs? They only play one track: “Sunshine of Your Love.”
- Why did the sunflower go to the eye doctor? It thought its vision was getting seeded.
- Why did the sunflower go to the bank? To invest in sun bonds.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good programmers? They always bug out in the sun.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite game? Sun-settlers of Catan.
- Why was the sunflower the best player in the basketball team? It could always reach for the sun.
- Why did the sunflower move to Hollywood? It was tired of being a background prop.
- How do sunflowers stay safe? They always keep an eye on the sun.
- What do sunflowers become when they retire? Sun-raisin.
- Why did the sunflower get a sunburn? It forgot its sunscreen at home.
- Why did the sunflower get into politics? It wanted to be a representative of the Green Party.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite social network? Sunstagram.
- Why did the sunflower take the train? It wanted to see the country bloom by bloom.
- What is a sunflower’s favorite music? Anything poppy!
- Why did the sunflower go on a diet? It thought it was bloating instead of blooming.
- Why don’t sunflowers like office jobs? They hate fluorescent lighting.
- Why did the sunflower go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw perfect circles.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite dessert? Sun-daes.
- Why did the sunflower refuse to play poker? It was afraid of getting pruned.
- Why was the sunflower a terrible gambler? It always sun-folded too early.
- Why do sunflowers never get lost? They always follow the light.
- Why don’t sunflowers like parties? They feel too potted.
- Why did the sunflower join the army? It wanted to be a sun-ja.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite brand of chips? SunChips, of course.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good secretaries? They can’t help but spill the beans.
- Why did the sunflower join the circus? It was really good at stilt-walking.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite makeup? Bronzer for that sun-kissed look.
- Why did the sunflower go to space? It wanted to be closer to the sun.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good tennis players? They’re always faulting.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite superhero? Sunperman!
- Why did the sunflower go to the beach? To have some sun and surf.
- What do sunflowers use to write letters? Petal-paper.
- Why did the sunflower cross the road? To get to the sunny side.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite candy? Sun-kisses.
- Why did the sunflower go to the gym? To stay plant-fit.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite snack? Sunflower seeds, of course.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good singers? They always hum to the sun.
- Why did the sunflower wear a disguise? It was tired of being picked on.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite hat? A sun hat.
- Why did the sunflower study botany? To understand its roots.
- Why did the sunflower go to the prom? To be the belle of the bloom.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day!
- Why did the sunflower start a band? To be a rockstar-daisy.
- Why did the sunflower get a GPS? To sun-navi-gate better.
- Why was the sunflower a bad comedian? It always mistimed the sun-set.
- Why did the sunflower start a bakery? It had a secret recipe for sunflower bread.
- Why did the sunflower learn to swim? To dive into the sun-set.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite shampoo? Anything for a shiny sun-glow.
- Why was the sunflower the star of the gardening show? It knew how to keep it sunny and light.
- Why did the sunflower become a referee? It loved fair sun-play.
- Why did the sunflower take up gardening? To sow its wild oats.
- What do sunflowers become when they’re scared? Sun-shivers.
- Why did the sunflower go to therapy? It had separation anxiety from the sun.
- Why don’t sunflowers do well in school? They always space out in sunlight.
- Why did the sunflower learn to cook? To make the perfect sunny-side-up.
- Why did the sunflower stop playing chess? It was tired of being a pawn.
- Why did the sunflower go camping? It loved the great out-blooms.
- Why did the sunflower become a fashion designer? It had an eye for petal arrangements.
- Why did the sunflower start practicing yoga? To achieve sun-lutation.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good detectives? They always let the cat out of the bag.
- Why did the sunflower get a ticket? It was parked in a no sunning area.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite fast food chain? Sunway.
- Why did the sunflower go to the car wash? To get a sun-shine.
- Why did the sunflower get promoted? It had a glowing report.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite math subject? Geome-tree.
- Why did the sunflower join the police force? It wanted to serve and protect the garden.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite joke? Anything that cracks them up!
- Why did the sunflower get a trampoline? To reach for the sun.
- Why did the sunflower become a sailor? It loved the ocean’s waves.
- Why did the sunflower move to the city? It was seeking some urban sunlight.
- Why don’t sunflowers like Halloween? They’re afraid of getting plucked.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite movie? “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.”
- Why was the sunflower always broke? It spent all its money on sun lotion.
- Why did the sunflower become a chef? It loved making sunny side ups.
- Why did the sunflower start doing push-ups? It wanted to be a tough bud.
- Why was the sunflower good at giving advice? It was always looking at the bright side.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite clothing? A sun dress.
- Why did the sunflower start dancing? To sway with the wind.
- Why did the sunflower stop reading? It was tired of pulp fiction.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite card game? Solitaire, of course!
- Why did the sunflower go to the amusement park? To ride the ferris wheel and be closer to the sun.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite food? Sun-dried tomatoes.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good judges? They always lean towards the sunnier side.
- Why did the sunflower stop watching TV? It was tired of all the shade.
- Why did the sunflower get an award? For outstanding performance in the field.
- Why did the sunflower get glasses? It wanted to have a clear view of the sunrise.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite form of transportation? A bike, for the wind in its petals.
- Why did the sunflower never fight back? It believed in pacifism.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite quote? “Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.”
- Why did the sunflower take a vacation? It needed some time to reseed.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite skincare product? Sunscreen, obviously.
- Why don’t sunflowers like winter? They prefer a sun-bath over a snow-bath.
- Why did the sunflower never tell lies? It was always straight up.
- Why did the sunflower start boxing? It wanted to show it wasn’t just a soft petal.
- Why did the sunflower join a band? It wanted to play in the spotlight.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite fruit? Sunberries!
- Why did the sunflower go to a concert? To bask in the spotlight.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite instrument? The sun-flute.
- Why did the sunflower go to the opera? It was moved by the high notes.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite book? “A Raisin in the Sun.”
- Why did the sunflower become a teacher? It loved to enlighten.
- Why don’t sunflowers make good boxers? They’re always facing the sun, not the opponent.
- Why did the sunflower go to a comedy club? It wanted to soak up some good vibes.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite holiday destination? Anywhere with plenty of sunshine!
- Why did the sunflower take a nap at noon? It didn’t want to miss the afternoon sun.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite kind of weather? Sun-showers.
- Why did the sunflower start investing? It wanted to grow its assets.
- Why did the sunflower start a podcast? It had a lot of sunny things to say.
- What’s a sunflower’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s up-beat!
- Why don’t sunflowers make good magicians? They can’t hide in their own hats.
- Why did the sunflower take a selfie? To capture its radiant glow.
- Why did the sunflower start a farm? It wanted to seed the world.
- Why did the sunflower become a climate activist? It wanted to ensure sunny days ahead.
- And finally, why did the sunflower break up with the rose? It was tired of living in the shade.