150 subaru jokes

  1. Why did the Subaru cross the road? Because it knew it could handle the other side!
  2. How many Subaru owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he’ll need four-wheel drive to do it!
  3. Why are Subaru jokes always funny? Because they never fail to deliver!
  4. Why did the Subaru go to therapy? Because it had Impreza-ive anxiety!
  5. What does a Subaru wear to a black tie event? A tuxedo with a hood scoop.
  6. What do you call a Subaru that just passed its emissions test? A breath of fresh air!
  7. Why was the Subaru at the gym? It heard it could get a “wrx” out there!
  8. Why don’t Subarus go to bars? They don’t have the right kind of “fuel” for it.
  9. What’s the difference between a Subaru and a porcupine? The pricks are on the inside of a Subaru!
  10. What did the mechanic say to the Subaru? “You need to stop working so hard and take an oil break!”
  11. What kind of music does a Subaru listen to? Heavy metal because of all the gears and bolts!
  12. Why do Subarus have a great sense of humor? Because they’re always “roaring” with laughter!
  13. Why was the Subaru blushing? Because it saw the gas pump!
  14. Why are Subaru drivers good at math? Because they understand the angles of their all-wheel drive!
  15. Why don’t Subarus ever get lost? Because they always follow their drive!
  16. How do you know your Subaru is happy? When its tail pipe is smoking!
  17. Why did the Subaru go to school? To become a “high performer”!
  18. Why do Subarus make terrible secret agents? They’re too loud to be stealthy!
  19. What do you call a Subaru at the top of a hill? An achiever!
  20. How do Subarus stay cool in the summer? They have fantastic fans!
  21. Why did the Subaru become a baker? Because it loves rolling dough!
  22. What do you call a Subaru that does yoga? Flexible drive!
  23. Why do Subarus never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re that loud!
  24. What do Subarus and magicians have in common? They both perform tricks with smoke and mirrors!
  25. What did the Subaru say to the mechanic? “Give me a brake!”
  26. Why did the Subaru join a choir? Because it loves to “roar” in tune!
  27. What do you call a Subaru that can play the piano? A grand touring machine!
  28. Why are Subarus like cats? Because they both purr when they’re happy!
  29. Why did the Subaru go to the art exhibit? To see the “bodywork”!
  30. How do you know a Subaru is at your party? You can hear it revving in the driveway!
  31. Why did the Subaru get a job? Because it wanted to earn its own gas!
  32. Why did the Subaru go to the dentist? To get its grille checked!
  33. How do you know when a Subaru is sleeping? It’s not making any noise!
  34. What’s a Subaru’s favorite exercise? Car-dio!
  35. Why don’t Subarus play baseball? Because they’re afraid of strikes!
  36. Why was the Subaru in the garden? It wanted to grow a few more horsepower!
  37. Why are Subarus always on time? They never “tire”!
  38. Why did the Subaru go to the beach? It heard about “sandy roads”!
  39. How does a Subaru say “I love you”? It gives you a smooth ride!
  40. Why did the Subaru refuse to race the Ferrari? It didn’t want to make the Ferrari feel bad!
  41. What do Subarus and comedians have in common? They both love a good roar of laughter!
  42. Why don’t Subarus ever get cold? They’ve got warm engines!
  43. Why did the Subaru go to the hair salon? To get a tune-up!
  44. How do you know when a Subaru is full? It stops at the gas station!
  45. What do Subarus do on their day off? They relax in the garage!
  46. Why do Subarus make terrible secretaries? They’re too noisy!
  47. Why was the Subaru excited about the road trip? Because it got to take the scenic route!
  48. What do Subarus do for fun? They go for a spin!
  49. Why was the Subaru feeling down? It had a flat tire!
  50. How do Subarus greet each other? With a honk!
  51. Why did the Subaru refuse to start? It didn’t want to get up early!
  52. Why don’t Subarus work in offices? They don’t fit in the cubicles!
  53. How does a Subaru ask for help? It turns on its hazard lights!
  54. What do you call a Subaru with a sunroof? Sky-view transportation!
  55. Why are Subarus like teenagers? They’re noisy but reliable!
  56. What do you call a Subaru with a lot of mileage? Well-travelled!
  57. What do you call a Subaru that doesn’t need gas? A mirage!
  58. Why don’t Subarus like going through tunnels? They’re afraid of the dark!
  59. Why was the Subaru a good babysitter? It always takes the kids for a safe ride!
  60. What’s a Subaru’s favorite movie? Fast and Furious!
  61. How do you know when a Subaru is sad? It uses its windshield wipers!
  62. Why do Subarus like car washes? They love a good bubble bath!
  63. Why are Subarus so good at making decisions? They always stick to their lane!
  64. What do you call a Subaru that’s a good listener? An Impreza-ive friend!
  65. Why do Subarus always win at poker? They always have a great “hand”le!
  66. What do Subarus have for breakfast? Motor oil and a side of bolts!
  67. What’s a Subaru’s favorite dance? The twist and turn!
  68. Why are Subarus like thunderstorms? They’re loud and fast!
  69. How do Subarus flirt? They flash their headlights!
  70. Why do Subarus make great pets? They’re loyal and dependable!
  71. What do you call a Subaru’s bedtime story? An auto-biography!
  72. Why did the Subaru go to the grocery store? It heard there’s “fuel” for sale!
  73. Why was the Subaru arrested? It was caught speeding!
  74. What’s a Subaru’s favorite sport? Car racing, of course!
  75. Why did the Subaru apply for a job? It wanted to become a company “car”!
  76. What do you call a Subaru on a snowy day? A snowmobile!
  77. Why are Subarus like athletes? They both perform under pressure!
  78. What do Subarus and elephants have in common? They both have trunks!
  79. How do Subarus stay in shape? They keep their engines running!
  80. What’s a Subaru’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “beat”!
  81. Why are Subarus like onions? They both have layers (of paint)!
  82. Why do Subarus love road trips? They get to stretch their wheels!
  83. What’s a Subaru’s favorite meal? A full tank of gas!
  84. What do Subarus wear to a fancy event? High-beam headlights!
  85. Why did the Subaru go to the spa? It needed some “body work”!
  86. What did the Subaru say to the traffic light? Don’t stop me now!
  87. What’s a Subaru’s favorite game? Twister, because of the twisty roads!
  88. What’s a Subaru’s favorite drink? Coolant on the rocks!
  89. Why are Subarus like astronauts? They’re used to high pressure environments!
  90. What do you call a Subaru in a suit? Executive transport!
  91. Why was the Subaru on a diet? It was consuming too much fuel!
  92. What do Subarus and vampires have in common? They both love the night drive!
  93. How do Subarus cheer themselves up? They go for a joy ride!
  94. What do Subarus do when they’re bored? They rev their engines!
  95. Why are Subarus so good at keeping secrets? They never leak (oil)!
  96. What do you call a Subaru at a rock concert? A head-banging machine!
  97. Why did the Subaru become a chef? It loves cooking up speed!
  98. What’s a Subaru’s favorite dessert? A chocolate dipped gear stick!
  99. How do Subarus apologize? They flash their hazard lights!
  100. Why don’t Subarus ever get tired? They’ve always got a spare!
  101. How does a Subaru stay organized? It keeps everything in “gear”!
  102. Why do Subarus love roller coasters? They can relate to the ups and downs!
  103. What do you call a Subaru with a diploma? An educated ride!
  104. Why was the Subaru a great musician? It knew all the right “tunes”!
  105. What’s a Subaru’s life motto? Live life in the fast lane!
  106. How do Subarus keep their cool? They have excellent ventilation!
  107. Why did the Subaru get a massage? It had a cramp in its axle!
  108. Why did the Subaru join the circus? It wanted to be a clown car!
  109. What do you call a Subaru’s autobiography? “Life in the Fast Lane!”
  110. How do Subarus solve problems? They “drive” through them!
  111. What do you call a Subaru with glasses? A sightseeing vehicle!
  112. What’s a Subaru’s favorite season? Fall, because it loves the leaf-covered roads!
  113. Why did the Subaru get a ticket? It couldn’t resist speeding!
  114. What’s a Subaru’s favorite holiday? Earth Day because it’s all about going green!
  115. What do Subarus and sharks have in common? They both love cruising!
  116. Why was the Subaru a great detective? It was great at tracking!
  117. Why did the Subaru break up with the sports car? It was tired of the high-speed lifestyle!
  118. What do Subarus and clouds have in common? They both cover a lot of ground!
  119. Why are Subarus like bees? They both have a “buzz”!
  120. What’s a Subaru’s favorite accessory? A shiny new set of tires!
  121. Why are Subarus like coffee? They both give you a boost in the morning!
  122. How do Subarus like to relax? They enjoy a peaceful idle in the garage!
  123. Why did the Subaru get promoted? It always goes the extra mile!
  124. What do Subarus and rock stars have in common? They both love to perform!
  125. What’s a Subaru’s favorite joke? Anything that gets its engine roaring with laughter!
  126. Why do Subarus love sunsets? They get to show off their headlights!
  127. Why was the Subaru feeling proud? It just got a new paint job!
  128. Why are Subarus like trees? They both have a trunk!
  129. What do you call a Subaru that can sing? A car-aoke star!
  130. Why did the Subaru go to the party? It heard there would be cool “jams”!
  131. How do Subarus say goodbye? They honk their horn!
  132. Why did the Subaru go to the mall? It wanted a new set of rims!
  133. What do Subarus and actors have in common? They both love the spotlight!
  134. Why did the Subaru refuse to leave the driveway? It was feeling too “tired”!
  135. How do you know a Subaru is in a good mood? It’s humming along!
  136. Why was the Subaru feeling accomplished? It just completed a long road trip!
  137. What do Subarus and birds have in common? They both love to fly down the road!
  138. Why was the Subaru feeling brave? It was about to conquer the mountain road!
  139. What’s a Subaru’s favorite type of road? The one less traveled!
  140. How do Subarus express themselves? Through their custom paint jobs!
  141. What’s a Subaru’s favorite song? “Life is a Highway”!
  142. Why did the Subaru become a lifeguard? It wanted to save the day!
  143. What do Subarus and flowers have in common? They both brighten your day!
  144. Why did the Subaru get a new pair of tires? It wanted to put its best foot forward!
  145. Why was the Subaru popular at the party? It always knows how to get things rolling!
  146. What do you call a Subaru’s dream? A long road with no traffic!
  147. Why did the Subaru join the band? It heard they needed more “bass”!
  148. What’s a Subaru’s favorite dance move? The “slide and glide”!
  149. What’s a Subaru’s favorite time of day? Morning, because it gets to start its engine!
  150. Why did the Subaru become a comedian? It loved making its engine roar with laughter!

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