150 state jokes

  1. Why did Delaware put on a New Jersey? Because she wanted a New York.
  2. What did Iowa when it lost a bet? It gave away its Des Moines.
  3. What’s Mississippi’s favorite letter? The letter ‘i’, because it’s always sippin’.
  4. Why did Tennessee make the best witness? Because it could always tell you what it saw.
  5. What’s the most common form of transportation in Alaska? An i-sled.
  6. How does Connecticut keep in touch? It uses the Hart-ford line.
  7. Why did Maine eat all the lobster? Because it didn’t want to be shellfish.
  8. How does Hawaii say hello? With aloha of enthusiasm!
  9. Why does Oklahoma have so many earthquakes? It has a Tulsa turnover.
  10. What’s Nebraska’s favorite time of year? Corn-ucopia season.
  11. Why does North Dakota never lose at poker? Because it always has a Bismarck up its sleeve.
  12. How does Missouri say goodbye? It says “Mis-you-ri already!”
  13. How does Rhode Island stay so small? It doesn’t want to Providence.
  14. Why was New Hampshire late to the meeting? Because it lost its Newfound-land.
  15. What’s Montana’s favorite sandwich? Anything on big sky bread.
  16. What’s Arizona’s favorite tea? Ari-zona iced tea.
  17. Why is it always sunny in Philadelphia? Because Pennsylvania-lizes for bad weather.
  18. Why does Indiana love car racing? It has an Indy-niable passion.
  19. How does Oregon decide? It just flips a Portland.
  20. What’s Florida’s favorite animal? The Florida panther, of course.
  21. Why is South Carolina so charming? Because of its Southern Belle-fort.
  22. What is Texas’s favorite toy? A Tex-asaurus.
  23. What does Nevada do when it gets chilly? It puts on a Vegas vest.
  24. Why did Minnesota invite Wisconsin over? Because it wanted a Minne-apple pie.
  25. Why does Utah have the best music? Because it’s always in tune.
  26. How does Kentucky like its chicken? Fried, of course.
  27. What does New Mexico like to draw? New Mexi-circles.
  28. Why is Idaho good at football? Because it’s always potato-sacking.
  29. What did North Carolina say to South Carolina? “You’re the south of my charm.”
  30. Why does Alabama like algebra? Because it’s into Birmingham-atics.
  31. Why does Arkansas love the river? Because it can’t help but be a Little Rock on the water.
  32. What does Illinois do when it gets sick? It goes to Chi-cagologist.
  33. How does Maryland eat its crabs? With Bal-timmore seasoning.
  34. Why does Virginia never get lost? It uses its compass-Richmond.
  35. How does Vermont beat the cold? With a Burlington blanket.
  36. Why is Louisiana so musical? It’s always on the Bayou.
  37. What’s New Jersey’s favorite fruit? New Cherry-sey.
  38. What’s the most musical city in Michigan? Kala-mazoo.
  39. Why does Ohio play so much golf? Because it loves the greens of Cincinnati.
  40. How does West Virginia see in the dark? It uses a Charleston.
  41. Why does South Dakota love a good joke? Because it has a Rapid City wit.
  42. What does Wyoming do at a rodeo? Wyom-ings the bell.
  43. How does Georgia keep its pants up? With an Atlanta belt.
  44. Why did Colorado bring a jacket? Because it felt a little Boulder.
  45. What does Washington use to clean its dishes? A Seattle sponge.
  46. Why does California love acting? Because it has Hollywood dreams.
  47. What’s Kansas’s favorite flower? Sunflower, of course.
  48. Why was Massachusetts so smart? Because it graduated from Boston.
  49. Why is New York such a fashionista? Because it’s always in a New York state of style.
  50. What’s North Carolina’s favorite song? Anything with a Carolina blue note.
  51. Why is Illinois always smiling? It has a Chi-cago-getter attitude.
  52. Why did Connecticut take the ferry? It wanted to see New London.
  53. How does Florida cool off in the summer? With a Tallahassee breeze.
  54. What’s Indiana’s favorite instrument? The India-na drum.
  55. Why did Maryland go crabbing? It wanted to catch Balti-more.
  56. Why is Maine so hard to beat at chess? It always has a good strat-e-gy.
  57. Why did Texas become a cowboy? It had a Lone Star State of mind.
  58. Why does Nebraska never get lost? It always follows the corn path.
  59. Why did Georgia wear a peach dress? It was in an Atlanta state of mind.
  60. Why did North Dakota go to the bank? It had to check its Bismarck.
  61. What’s Vermont’s favorite dessert? Ben & Jerry’s, of course.
  62. Why did Rhode Island go to the beach? It wanted to catch some Rhode waves.
  63. How does New Hampshire stay fit? It runs up Mount Washington.
  64. Why is Kansas so speedy? It’s always in a Topeka minute.
  65. Why did Missouri go to the Show Me State? It wanted to see more.
  66. How does Iowa stay in shape? By Des Moines-ing weights.
  67. Why does Pennsylvania never forget? It keeps a Penn-sylvania.
  68. What’s Ohio’s favorite dance? The Cleveland shuffle.
  69. What’s Delaware’s favorite fabric? Dela-wear, of course.
  70. Why does Colorado like skiing? It’s always in a Rocky Mountain state of mind.
  71. How does California prepare for an earthquake? With San Fran-ciscoordination.
  72. What’s Nevada’s favorite dice game? Las Vegas craps.
  73. How does Alaska stay warm? With a Bearbanks blanket.
  74. Why is New Jersey so confident? It has a New-bravado.
  75. Why does New York love baseball? It’s always in a Yankee state of mind.
  76. What’s Wisconsin’s favorite cheese? Wis-cheddar, of course.
  77. How does Arizona beat the heat? With a Phoenix fan.
  78. Why does Michigan love fishing? It’s always up for a Grand Rapids adventure.
  79. What’s Oklahoma’s favorite weather? Okla-homa, sweet Okla-homa.
  80. Why did South Carolina go to the prom? To Charleston the night away.
  81. How does North Carolina plan its day? It always schedules a Charlotte of activities.
  82. What’s Minnesota’s favorite soft drink? Minne-soda.
  83. Why is Virginia so sweet? It always brings Virginia ham.
  84. What’s Washington’s favorite laundry detergent? Wash-ing-ton.
  85. Why does Kentucky love horses? It’s always in a Kentucky Derby state of mind.
  86. What’s South Dakota’s favorite vehicle? A Rapid City rocket.
  87. Why does Alabama love football? It’s always in a Touchdown state of mind.
  88. What’s Tennessee’s favorite note? Tenne-see, of course.
  89. Why did Hawaii go surfing? It was in a Waikiki state of mind.
  90. How does New Mexico cook its food? On a Santa Fe stove.
  91. Why does Florida love the sun? It’s always in a Sunshine state of mind.
  92. What’s Oregon’s favorite tree? Port-land, of course.
  93. Why does Louisiana love cooking? It’s always in a New Orleans state of mind.
  94. What’s Massachusetts’s favorite snack? Boston Baked Beans.
  95. How does Mississippi keep time? With a Missis-clock.
  96. Why does Idaho love potatoes? It’s always in a Spud state of mind.
  97. How does Arkansas stay fit? With Little Rock climbing.
  98. What’s Connecticut’s favorite flower? A Connecti-cut.
  99. How does Missouri say hello? With a Missouri greeting.
  100. Why did Nevada go to the casino? It was in a Las Vegas state of mind.
  101. What’s New Hampshire’s favorite bird? The New Hamp-shirehawk.
  102. How does North Dakota say good morning? With a Bismarck greeting.
  103. What’s Maine’s favorite vegetable? Main-e corn.
  104. How does New Jersey cool off? With a Jersey Shore breeze.
  105. What’s Tennessee’s favorite dessert? Tenne-see Taffy.
  106. How does Washington prepare coffee? With a Seattle grind.
  107. What’s South Dakota’s favorite pastime? Mount Rush-more climbing.
  108. Why does Alabama love picnics? It’s always in a Birmingham state of mind.
  109. What’s Oklahoma’s favorite bird? The Okla-homing pigeon.
  110. How does Minnesota beat the cold? With a Minneapolis blanket.
  111. What’s Colorado’s favorite gem? A Colo-ruby.
  112. How does California stay fit? With Los Angeles workouts.
  113. What’s North Carolina’s favorite vehicle? A Charlo-tractor.
  114. Why did South Carolina wear a tiara? It felt like a Southern Belle.
  115. What’s Virginia’s favorite activity? Virginia Beach volleyball.
  116. How does Arizona relax? With a Phoenix sunrise.
  117. What’s Oregon’s favorite dessert? A Port-land Popsicle.
  118. Why does Louisiana love jazz? It’s always in a Baton Rouge state of mind.
  119. What’s Kansas’s favorite bread? Kansa-dough.
  120. How does Michigan relax? With a Detroit detour.
  121. What’s Mississippi’s favorite river? The Mississippi, of course.
  122. Why did Idaho make fries? It was in a potato state of mind.
  123. What’s Connecticut’s favorite nut? A Connecti-cashew.
  124. How does Hawaii say goodnight? With an Aloha wave.
  125. What’s Pennsylvania’s favorite tool? The Penn-hammer.
  126. Why did Ohio go to the park? It was in a Columbus state of mind.
  127. What’s Alaska’s favorite fish? The Alaskan Salmon.
  128. How does Texas stay in shape? With Houston workouts.
  129. What’s Georgia’s favorite fruit? A Georgia peach.
  130. Why did Nebraska plant corn? It was in a Cornhusker state of mind.
  131. What’s Kentucky’s favorite instrument? The Kentucky fiddle.
  132. How does New Mexico relax? With a Santa Fe siesta.
  133. What’s New York’s favorite bird? The New York Pigeon.
  134. Why does Wisconsin love dairy? It’s always in a Cheesehead state of mind.
  135. What’s Maryland’s favorite shellfish? The Maryland Crab.
  136. How does Tennessee relax? With a Nashville nap.
  137. What’s Indiana’s favorite flower? The Indiana Iris.
  138. Why does Rhode Island love boats? It’s always in a Sailor’s state of mind.
  139. What’s Florida’s favorite fruit? A Florida orange.
  140. How does Delaware relax? With a Dover daydream.
  141. What’s California’s favorite surfboard? The California cruiser.
  142. Why did Vermont make maple syrup? It was in a Montpelier state of mind.
  143. What’s Maine’s favorite shellfish? The Maine Lobster.
  144. How does Nevada relax? With a Las Vegas vacation.
  145. What’s Washington’s favorite fruit? The Washington Apple.
  146. Why did Wyoming ride a horse? It was in a Cheyenne state of mind.
  147. What’s Oklahoma’s favorite wind? The Okla-tornado.
  148. How does Illinois relax? With a Chicago chill.
  149. What’s Minnesota’s favorite fish? The Minne-sota.
  150. Why does Hawaii love the ocean? It’s always in a Pacific state of mind.

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