145 spongebob jokes

Sure, I’d be glad to take a plunge under the sea and share some SpongeBob-themed humor with you!

1. Why couldn’t Mr. Krabs play cards at the ocean? Because he was afraid of the high tide!
2. Why did SpongeBob go to the party? Because he’s a fungi!
3. Why did Patrick never play hide and seek? Because no one could ever find him under a rock!
4. How does Squidward tie his shoes? With a long squid-knot!
5. What do you call it when SpongeBob wins an award? A Sponge-Bob Trophy Pants!
6. Why did Mr. Krabs never share his food? Because he’s shellfish!
7. What does SpongeBob use to fix his pants? Square patches!
8. Why did SpongeBob get a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
9. Why was Patrick always losing at chess? Because he lost his rooks under a rock!
10. Why did Gary the snail never play basketball? Because he was afraid of the net!
11. Why does Squidward never play the lottery? Because he can’t handle the ticket pressure!
12. How does SpongeBob like his eggs? Sunny side up on the ocean floor!
13. Why doesn’t Patrick use public transportation? Because he can’t stand the buoys!
14. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of music? Bubblegum pop!
15. Why does Mr. Krabs never pay his electricity bill? Because he thinks it’s a load of barnacles!
16. Why did Plankton open a bakery? Because he’s a little kneady!
17. Why was Patrick a terrible gardener? Because he couldn’t find his hoe under his rock!
18. What do you call it when SpongeBob forgets his lines? A dry spell!
19. Why does Squidward use sunscreen? Because he doesn’t want to turn into a fried calamari!
20. Why was Mr. Krabs always first in line at the bank? Because he wanted to keep his pennies in shipshape!
21. Why does SpongeBob love working at the Krusty Krab? Because it’s flipping fun!
22. Why does Patrick live under a rock? Because the rent is cheaper!
23. Why was SpongeBob a great musician? Because he knew his scales!
24. Why did Mr. Krabs go to the seafood restaurant? For the halibut!
25. Why does Plankton never clean his restaurant? Because he thinks cleanliness is next to impossible!
26. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite card game? Go Fish!
27. Why did Squidward take up painting? Because he wanted to add some color to his life!
28. Why does Patrick always bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw his dreams!
29. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of exercise? Squats, because they help his square pants fit better!
30. Why was Mr. Krabs terrible at baseball? Because he always tried to pinch the ball!
31. Why did Squidward get kicked out of the band? Because he couldn’t handle the clamor!
32. What does Patrick use to keep his rock clean? A sandblaster!
33. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite vegetable? Seaweed!
34. Why did Mr. Krabs go on a diet? Because he didn’t want to get crusty!
35. Why did Squidward quit his job at the library? Because it was in a no-squid zone!
36. Why does Patrick like to read upside down? Because it gives him a different perspective!
37. What do you call a SpongeBob episode with lots of suspense? A sea-rial drama!
38. What does Mr. Krabs wear on his eyes at night? Shell-ter shades!
39. Why did SpongeBob go to school? To soak up some knowledge!
40. Why was Patrick a great detective? Because he always took everything for granite!
41. What’s Squidward’s favorite dance? The squid-jig!
42. What’s the difference between SpongeBob and a cat? One has nine lives, the other has nine seasons!
43. Why did Mr. Krabs never go to the beach? Because he didn’t want to become a sun-dried crab!
44. Why did Squidward never finish his book? Because he lost his inkling!
45. Why does Patrick love going to the aquarium? Because he likes the current exhibits!
46. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of math? Square roots!
47. Why did Mr. Krabs get a smartphone? Because he wanted an app-etite for savings!
48. Why is Squidward always tired? Because he’s an octopus who works around the clock!
49. Why did Patrick refuse to play the stock market? Because he didn’t like fishy business!
50. What do you call SpongeBob when he’s singing? A sponge baritone!
51. Why does Mr. Krabs always bring a map to the bank? He’s hunting for treasure!
52. Why did Squidward get a job at the bubble factory? He needed to make ends meet!
53. Why did Patrick get a job at the candy store? He thought it was sweet!
54. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
55. Why does Mr. Krabs use a shell phone? He likes to keep his calls on the ocean floor!
56. Why did Squidward go to the therapist? He needed to clear his ink!
57. Why does Patrick like starfish cookies? Because they’re out of this world!
58. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of car? A spongemobile!
59. Why does Mr. Krabs never watch TV? He thinks it’s a total waste of sand dollars!
60. Why did Squidward go to the shoe store? He wanted to try on some squid kicks!
61. Why did Patrick become a meteorologist? He was fascinated by star-gazing!
62. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite winter sport? Snow boarding!
63. Why does Mr. Krabs never play piano? He doesn’t want to break a claw!
64. Why did Squidward never have a pet dog? He didn’t want to deal with the barking!
65. Why did Patrick get a job at the jewelry store? Because he thought diamonds were a rock’s best friend!
66. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite mode of transport? A bubbleship!
67. Why does Mr. Krabs always check the weather? He’s interested in the high and low tides!
68. Why did Squidward go to the optician? He needed new glasses to see the brighter side of life!
69. Why did Patrick quit his job at the bakery? He couldn’t handle the heat!
70. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of movie? A sea-nematic masterpiece!
71. Why doesn’t Mr. Krabs have a lawn? He doesn’t want to spend on the mower!
72. Why did Squidward quit the choir? He couldn’t hit the high sea notes!
73. Why did Patrick go to the planetarium? Because he thought it was a rock concert!
74. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of watch? A water-resistant one!
75. Why did Mr. Krabs get a pet parrot? He wanted someone to squawk about his savings!
76. Why did Squidward become a philosopher? He wanted to ponder the deeper depths!
77. Why did Patrick go to the math competition? Because he wanted to count his lucky stars!
78. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of food? A Krabby Patty, of course!
79. Why does Mr. Krabs have a coin collection? He likes to keep an eye on his cents!
80. Why did Squidward take up golfing? He was bored of clarinet and wanted a new swing in life!
81. Why does Patrick never write letters? Because he can’t find a pen under his rock!
82. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite kind of joke? A sea-riously funny one!
83. Why does Mr. Krabs never drink soda? He says it costs too many bubbles!
84. Why did Squidward start a blog? He wanted to express his inksights!
85. Why did Patrick buy a telescope? He wanted to see the starfish in the sky!
86. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of dance? The sponge bop!
87. Why does Mr. Krabs never use a computer? He thinks it’s a waste of electric currents!
88. Why did Squidward get a job at the post office? He wanted to stamp out his boredom!
89. Why does Patrick always have a night light? He doesn’t like the dark side of the rock!
90. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite school subject? History, because it’s full of sea-crets!
91. Why does Mr. Krabs never eat at fancy restaurants? He thinks they’re a rip-offshore!
92. Why did Squidward start practicing yoga? He needed to find his inner sea-peace!
93. Why did Patrick go to the music festival? Because he loves rock and roll!
94. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of art? The one with the best strokes of genius!
95. Why did Mr. Krabs start running? He was tired of being crabby!
96. Why did Squidward become a comedian? He wanted to squid around!
97. Why did Patrick start playing football? He likes the idea of rocking the field!
98. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of clothing? Square pants, naturally!
99. Why did Mr. Krabs go to the moon? He heard there were pennies from heaven!
100. Why did Squidward join a band? He wanted to march to his own beat!
101. Why does Patrick have a map of the stars? Because he always gets lost under his rock!
102. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite drink? A seaweed smoothie!
103. Why did Mr. Krabs go to jail? He was caught pinching pennies!
104. Why did Squidward move houses? He was tired of his nosy neighbors!
105. Why did Patrick get a job at the construction site? Because he’s rock solid!
106. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite sport? Bubble blowing!
107. Why did Mr. Krabs never become a magician? He didn’t want to lose any of his tricks!
108. Why did Squidward get a pet fish? He wanted some gill-friend!
109. Why did Patrick start painting? He wanted to rock the art world!
110. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite color? Ocean blue!
111. Why did Mr. Krabs start a charity? He found a penny for the cause!
112. Why did Squidward go to the gym? He wanted to be less ink-lined to be lazy!
113. Why did Patrick join a debate club? Because he wanted to rock the arguments!
114. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite book? “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”!
115. Why does Mr. Krabs never take a vacation? He can’t bear to part with his money!
116. Why did Squidward join a cooking show? He wanted to make a splash in the culinary world!
117. Why did Patrick start doing crossword puzzles? He thought it was a rocky challenge!
118. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite holiday? Christmas, for the presents under the sea!
119. Why did Mr. Krabs start knitting? He wanted to be shell-f-sufficient!
120. Why did Squidward start playing chess? He wanted to squid mate his opponents!
121. Why did Patrick go to a concert? Because he heard it was going to be rocking!
122. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite fruit? A pineapple, of course!
123. Why does Mr. Krabs have a pet jellyfish? He likes their electric personality!
124. Why did Squidward become a poet? He wanted to ink-spire people!
125. Why did Patrick go to a comedy show? Because he heard it was stone-cold hilarious!
126. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of flower? Sea roses!
127. Why did Mr. Krabs become a banker? He wanted to save every penny!
128. Why did Squidward become an actor? He wanted to steal the show!
129. Why did Patrick go to the candy store? Because he heard they had rock candy!
130. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite pastime? Jellyfish catching!
131. Why did Mr. Krabs start a garden? He heard money grows on trees!
132. Why did Squidward go to a seafood restaurant? He wanted a taste of the ocean’s delight!
133. Why did Patrick start a rock collection? Because he likes things that are down to earth!
134. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of dessert? Seaweed cake!
135. Why did Mr. Krabs start a cleaning business? He wanted to make every penny shine!
136. Why did Squidward become a teacher? He wanted to show his class!
137. Why did Patrick start playing tennis? Because he likes a good back and forth!
138. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of candy? Sea salt caramels!
139. Why did Mr. Krabs never go on a roller coaster? He didn’t want to lose his loose change!
140. Why did Squidward start learning sign language? He wanted to wave to his friends!
141. Why did Patrick go to the fair? Because he heard it was a rockin’ good time!
142. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite type of hat? A sailor’s cap!
143. Why did Mr. Krabs never get a credit card? He didn’t want to shell out on interest!
144. Why did Squidward go to the museum? He wanted to see the art-fish-al intelligence!
145. Why did Patrick start playing the drums? He wanted to rock and roll!