150 snowflake jokes
- Why did the snowflake break up with the sun? Because he was too hot to handle.
- What did the snowflake call his grandma? Snow-lderly!
- How does a snowflake get around? By chilling on a snowmobile.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of math? Snowmetry!
- What do snowflakes use to fix everything? Gl-ice.
- What did the snowflake say to the thermometer? “You make my temperature fall!”
- What do you call a snowflake that tells tall tales? A snow-fib-let.
- Why don’t snowflakes make good secret agents? Because they always crack under heat.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies!
- Why was the snowflake bad at sports? It always melts under pressure.
- Why do snowflakes never get lost? Because they always follow their flake.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of music? Cool jazz.
- Why did the snowflake go to the party? To break the ice.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite currency? Cold hard cash.
- Why don’t snowflakes like arguments? They prefer a chill atmosphere.
- What do snowflakes call a bad joke? “Snow funny.”
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of dog? A chill-huahua.
- Why did the snowflake go to school? To become a little flake-er.
- What do snowflakes use to talk long distances? Ice-olated conversations.
- Why are snowflakes bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
- Why don’t snowflakes like summer? Because they can’t stand the heat.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite day of the week? Sun-dey.
- Why do snowflakes make bad comedians? Their jokes always fall flat.
- How does a snowflake stop flying? It freezes in the air.
- What do you call a snowflake with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- Why was the snowflake popular? Because it was cool.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of exercise? Snow-ga.
- How do snowflakes greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of pasta? Fettuccini Alfred-froze.
- Why do snowflakes make terrible secretaries? They tend to lose all your files.
- What did the snowflake say to the iceberg? “You’re cool, but I’m cooler.”
- Why did the snowflake go to the doctor? It had a case of frostbite.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite place to visit? Iceland.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite sport? Ice hockey.
- Why was the snowflake sad at the beach? Because it missed the cool weather.
- How do snowflakes like their coffee? Frosted.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite game? Freeze tag.
- Why are snowflakes bad at playing hide and seek? They always leave a trail.
- Why don’t snowflakes ever get married? They’re too afraid of toasting.
- What do snowflakes eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
- Why do snowflakes never get hungry? They always have a full flake.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of cake? Ice cream cake.
- Why did the snowflake take a ladder to the sky? To be closer to the stars.
- What do snowflakes use to cut paper? Sc-ice-sors.
- Why did the snowflake go to the disco? To chill out and have a cool time.
- What did the snowflake say to the raindrop? “You’re too wet for my taste.”
- Why was the snowflake so smart? It had plenty of degrees.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite fast food? Ice cream cones.
- How do snowflakes say goodbye? “Ice to have met you!”
- Why do snowflakes prefer winter? Because spring makes them runny.
- Why was the snowflake excited? It was snow good to be true.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line that breaks the ice.
- Why did the snowflake join the circus? To be a part of the freeze show.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite fashion brand? Cold Navy.
- Why do snowflakes hate diets? They can’t resist frosting.
- How do you compliment a snowflake? Tell them they’re snow beautiful.
- Why did the snowflake join the army? It wanted to be a part of the special flurries.
- What did the snowflake say when it fell on the lake? “Ice to meet you.”
- Why do snowflakes hate hot springs? They’re too steamy.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite holiday? Christmas, because they can chill out.
- Why was the snowflake upset with the weather forecast? It didn’t include a chance of snow.
- What do snowflakes eat for dessert? Ice cream.
- How does a snowflake apologize? It gives you a frosty reception.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite book? “Ice of the Beholder.”
- Why was the snowflake an awful gardener? It only had a green thumb for ice plants.
- What do snowflakes do at the grocery store? They go down the frozen aisle.
- Why did the snowflake bring a suitcase to school? It had a lot of frosty facts.
- What do snowflakes call a well-organized snowstorm? A flurry orderly.
- How do snowflakes say hello in Spain? Hielo, which means ice in Spanish.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite superhero? Frostman.
- Why did the snowflake become an artist? It loved creating frosty masterpieces.
- What do you call a snowflake that raps? Ice Cube.
- Why don’t snowflakes like soccer? Because every time they get a kick, they melt.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite candy? Ice drops.
- Why did the snowflake become a baker? It wanted to make frosted cupcakes.
- Why did the snowflake go to jail? It was caught picking pockets for ice.
- Why was the snowflake a poor traveler? It could never decide which flake to follow.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite beverage? A slushie.
- Why did the snowflake start meditating? To stay frosty.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite TV show? Game of Thrones – Winter is Coming!
- Why did the snowflake become a writer? It had so many chill stories.
- How do snowflakes dance? They twirl until they swirl.
- What do you call a snowflake with a briefcase? A snow-businessman.
- Why did the snowflake go to the bar? To have a chill time.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite card game? Go Flurry.
- How does a snowflake express its love? It gives a cold kiss.
- Why was the snowflake a poor comedian? It could never crack a warm joke.
- What do you call a fashionable snowflake? A trend-setter.
- Why did the snowflake stop talking? It froze mid-sentence.
- How do snowflakes pay their bills? With cold, hard cash.
- What do you call a snowflake that lands on a map? A traveler.
- Why did the snowflake go to the psychiatrist? It had a meltdown.
- What do you call a group of musical snowflakes? A cool band.
- Why did the snowflake visit the dentist? It had a frosty bite.
- How do snowflakes keep their cool? They stick to the ice.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite fruit? A cool melon.
- What did the snowflake say to its friend? “You’re flake-tastic!”
- Why are snowflakes bad detectives? They always slip up.
- Why was the snowflake a terrible chess player? It always froze in the middle of a move.
- What do you call a lazy snowflake? A chill pill.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of dance? The twist and flake-out.
- Why did the snowflake stop in the middle of the road? It froze in its tracks.
- What do snowflakes use to take notes? An ice pen.
- Why did the snowflake wear sunglasses? To look cool.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of sandwich? Iceberg lettuce and turkey.
- Why are snowflakes so bad at keeping secrets? They always spill the beans when it heats up.
- How do snowflakes travel in style? In a snow limo.
- What do snowflakes love to read? The Weather Forecast.
- Why did the snowflake bring a pencil to the party? To break the ice.
- What do you call a snowflake on a diet? A light flurry.
- Why was the snowflake bad at poker? It always had a cold hand.
- Why was the snowflake so good at math? It always knew how to multiply.
- What do you call a snowflake that falls on a castle? A royal flake.
- What do you call a snowflake in the desert? A mirage.
- Why did the snowflake join the debate team? To break the ice with its cool arguments.
- What do snowflakes use to keep their hair in place? Ice spray.
- Why did the snowflake refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a hot hand.
- Why did the snowflake go to the library? It wanted to chill out with a good book.
- Why do snowflakes make terrible friends? They leave when it warms up.
- How do snowflakes relax? They listen to cool music.
- What do you call a snowflake who doesn’t get along with others? A cold shoulder.
- Why was the snowflake the life of the party? It knew how to break the ice.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of bread? Frozen dough.
- What do snowflakes do on a Saturday night? They chill out.
- Why did the snowflake start a band? It wanted to make cool music.
- Why do snowflakes make great detectives? They always crack the ice.
- Why was the snowflake a poor singer? It always hit a low note.
- Why did the snowflake get promoted? It was cool under pressure.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite flower? Frost lilies.
- How do snowflakes keep their teeth clean? With ice paste.
- Why do snowflakes hate bowling? The balls are too hot to handle.
- What do you call a snowflake that becomes a lawyer? A cool case resolver.
- What did the snowflake say to the river? “You’re too fast for my taste.”
- Why did the snowflake turn red? It saw the snow blower coming.
- Why do snowflakes make terrible actors? They always freeze on stage.
- How do snowflakes decorate their homes? With ice-cicles.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite instrument? The icylophone.
- Why do snowflakes make terrible tennis players? They melt before the match ends.
- Why did the snowflake refuse to jump off the diving board? It didn’t want to make a splash.
- Why do snowflakes make great pilots? They always stay cool under pressure.
- Why did the snowflake visit Hollywood? It wanted to become a star.
- Why do snowflakes hate cooking? They can’t handle the heat.
- Why do snowflakes love snowboarding? They can chill while they thrill.
- Why did the snowflake fail the exam? It blanked out.
- What do snowflakes wear to formal events? Ice ties.
- Why do snowflakes make terrible life coaches? They always freeze when asked for advice.
- Why did the snowflake bring a map to the party? To break the ice.
- Why was the snowflake bad at basketball? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What do you call a snowflake that loves to read? A frosty the bookman.
- Why don’t snowflakes make good musicians? They melt when they’re in the spotlight.