150 snowflake jokes

  1. Why did the snowflake break up with the sun? Because he was too hot to handle.
  2. What did the snowflake call his grandma? Snow-lderly!
  3. How does a snowflake get around? By chilling on a snowmobile.
  4. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of math? Snowmetry!
  5. What do snowflakes use to fix everything? Gl-ice.
  6. What did the snowflake say to the thermometer? “You make my temperature fall!”
  7. What do you call a snowflake that tells tall tales? A snow-fib-let.
  8. Why don’t snowflakes make good secret agents? Because they always crack under heat.
  9. What’s a snowflake’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies!
  10. Why was the snowflake bad at sports? It always melts under pressure.
  11. Why do snowflakes never get lost? Because they always follow their flake.
  12. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of music? Cool jazz.
  13. Why did the snowflake go to the party? To break the ice.
  14. What’s a snowflake’s favorite currency? Cold hard cash.
  15. Why don’t snowflakes like arguments? They prefer a chill atmosphere.
  16. What do snowflakes call a bad joke? “Snow funny.”
  17. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of dog? A chill-huahua.
  18. Why did the snowflake go to school? To become a little flake-er.
  19. What do snowflakes use to talk long distances? Ice-olated conversations.
  20. Why are snowflakes bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
  21. Why don’t snowflakes like summer? Because they can’t stand the heat.
  22. What’s a snowflake’s favorite day of the week? Sun-dey.
  23. Why do snowflakes make bad comedians? Their jokes always fall flat.
  24. How does a snowflake stop flying? It freezes in the air.
  25. What do you call a snowflake with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  26. Why was the snowflake popular? Because it was cool.
  27. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of exercise? Snow-ga.
  28. How do snowflakes greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
  29. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of pasta? Fettuccini Alfred-froze.
  30. Why do snowflakes make terrible secretaries? They tend to lose all your files.
  31. What did the snowflake say to the iceberg? “You’re cool, but I’m cooler.”
  32. Why did the snowflake go to the doctor? It had a case of frostbite.
  33. What’s a snowflake’s favorite place to visit? Iceland.
  34. What’s a snowflake’s favorite sport? Ice hockey.
  35. Why was the snowflake sad at the beach? Because it missed the cool weather.
  36. How do snowflakes like their coffee? Frosted.
  37. What’s a snowflake’s favorite game? Freeze tag.
  38. Why are snowflakes bad at playing hide and seek? They always leave a trail.
  39. Why don’t snowflakes ever get married? They’re too afraid of toasting.
  40. What do snowflakes eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
  41. Why do snowflakes never get hungry? They always have a full flake.
  42. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of cake? Ice cream cake.
  43. Why did the snowflake take a ladder to the sky? To be closer to the stars.
  44. What do snowflakes use to cut paper? Sc-ice-sors.
  45. Why did the snowflake go to the disco? To chill out and have a cool time.
  46. What did the snowflake say to the raindrop? “You’re too wet for my taste.”
  47. Why was the snowflake so smart? It had plenty of degrees.
  48. What’s a snowflake’s favorite fast food? Ice cream cones.
  49. How do snowflakes say goodbye? “Ice to have met you!”
  50. Why do snowflakes prefer winter? Because spring makes them runny.
  51. Why was the snowflake excited? It was snow good to be true.
  52. What’s a snowflake’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line that breaks the ice.
  53. Why did the snowflake join the circus? To be a part of the freeze show.
  54. What’s a snowflake’s favorite fashion brand? Cold Navy.
  55. Why do snowflakes hate diets? They can’t resist frosting.
  56. How do you compliment a snowflake? Tell them they’re snow beautiful.
  57. Why did the snowflake join the army? It wanted to be a part of the special flurries.
  58. What did the snowflake say when it fell on the lake? “Ice to meet you.”
  59. Why do snowflakes hate hot springs? They’re too steamy.
  60. What’s a snowflake’s favorite holiday? Christmas, because they can chill out.
  61. Why was the snowflake upset with the weather forecast? It didn’t include a chance of snow.
  62. What do snowflakes eat for dessert? Ice cream.
  63. How does a snowflake apologize? It gives you a frosty reception.
  64. What’s a snowflake’s favorite book? “Ice of the Beholder.”
  65. Why was the snowflake an awful gardener? It only had a green thumb for ice plants.
  66. What do snowflakes do at the grocery store? They go down the frozen aisle.
  67. Why did the snowflake bring a suitcase to school? It had a lot of frosty facts.
  68. What do snowflakes call a well-organized snowstorm? A flurry orderly.
  69. How do snowflakes say hello in Spain? Hielo, which means ice in Spanish.
  70. What’s a snowflake’s favorite superhero? Frostman.
  71. Why did the snowflake become an artist? It loved creating frosty masterpieces.
  72. What do you call a snowflake that raps? Ice Cube.
  73. Why don’t snowflakes like soccer? Because every time they get a kick, they melt.
  74. What’s a snowflake’s favorite candy? Ice drops.
  75. Why did the snowflake become a baker? It wanted to make frosted cupcakes.
  76. Why did the snowflake go to jail? It was caught picking pockets for ice.
  77. Why was the snowflake a poor traveler? It could never decide which flake to follow.
  78. What’s a snowflake’s favorite beverage? A slushie.
  79. Why did the snowflake start meditating? To stay frosty.
  80. What’s a snowflake’s favorite TV show? Game of Thrones – Winter is Coming!
  81. Why did the snowflake become a writer? It had so many chill stories.
  82. How do snowflakes dance? They twirl until they swirl.
  83. What do you call a snowflake with a briefcase? A snow-businessman.
  84. Why did the snowflake go to the bar? To have a chill time.
  85. What’s a snowflake’s favorite card game? Go Flurry.
  86. How does a snowflake express its love? It gives a cold kiss.
  87. Why was the snowflake a poor comedian? It could never crack a warm joke.
  88. What do you call a fashionable snowflake? A trend-setter.
  89. Why did the snowflake stop talking? It froze mid-sentence.
  90. How do snowflakes pay their bills? With cold, hard cash.
  91. What do you call a snowflake that lands on a map? A traveler.
  92. Why did the snowflake go to the psychiatrist? It had a meltdown.
  93. What do you call a group of musical snowflakes? A cool band.
  94. Why did the snowflake visit the dentist? It had a frosty bite.
  95. How do snowflakes keep their cool? They stick to the ice.
  96. What’s a snowflake’s favorite fruit? A cool melon.
  97. What did the snowflake say to its friend? “You’re flake-tastic!”
  98. Why are snowflakes bad detectives? They always slip up.
  99. Why was the snowflake a terrible chess player? It always froze in the middle of a move.
  100. What do you call a lazy snowflake? A chill pill.
  101. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of dance? The twist and flake-out.
  102. Why did the snowflake stop in the middle of the road? It froze in its tracks.
  103. What do snowflakes use to take notes? An ice pen.
  104. Why did the snowflake wear sunglasses? To look cool.
  105. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of sandwich? Iceberg lettuce and turkey.
  106. Why are snowflakes so bad at keeping secrets? They always spill the beans when it heats up.
  107. How do snowflakes travel in style? In a snow limo.
  108. What do snowflakes love to read? The Weather Forecast.
  109. Why did the snowflake bring a pencil to the party? To break the ice.
  110. What do you call a snowflake on a diet? A light flurry.
  111. Why was the snowflake bad at poker? It always had a cold hand.
  112. Why was the snowflake so good at math? It always knew how to multiply.
  113. What do you call a snowflake that falls on a castle? A royal flake.
  114. What do you call a snowflake in the desert? A mirage.
  115. Why did the snowflake join the debate team? To break the ice with its cool arguments.
  116. What do snowflakes use to keep their hair in place? Ice spray.
  117. Why did the snowflake refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a hot hand.
  118. Why did the snowflake go to the library? It wanted to chill out with a good book.
  119. Why do snowflakes make terrible friends? They leave when it warms up.
  120. How do snowflakes relax? They listen to cool music.
  121. What do you call a snowflake who doesn’t get along with others? A cold shoulder.
  122. Why was the snowflake the life of the party? It knew how to break the ice.
  123. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of bread? Frozen dough.
  124. What do snowflakes do on a Saturday night? They chill out.
  125. Why did the snowflake start a band? It wanted to make cool music.
  126. Why do snowflakes make great detectives? They always crack the ice.
  127. Why was the snowflake a poor singer? It always hit a low note.
  128. Why did the snowflake get promoted? It was cool under pressure.
  129. What’s a snowflake’s favorite flower? Frost lilies.
  130. How do snowflakes keep their teeth clean? With ice paste.
  131. Why do snowflakes hate bowling? The balls are too hot to handle.
  132. What do you call a snowflake that becomes a lawyer? A cool case resolver.
  133. What did the snowflake say to the river? “You’re too fast for my taste.”
  134. Why did the snowflake turn red? It saw the snow blower coming.
  135. Why do snowflakes make terrible actors? They always freeze on stage.
  136. How do snowflakes decorate their homes? With ice-cicles.
  137. What’s a snowflake’s favorite instrument? The icylophone.
  138. Why do snowflakes make terrible tennis players? They melt before the match ends.
  139. Why did the snowflake refuse to jump off the diving board? It didn’t want to make a splash.
  140. Why do snowflakes make great pilots? They always stay cool under pressure.
  141. Why did the snowflake visit Hollywood? It wanted to become a star.
  142. Why do snowflakes hate cooking? They can’t handle the heat.
  143. Why do snowflakes love snowboarding? They can chill while they thrill.
  144. Why did the snowflake fail the exam? It blanked out.
  145. What do snowflakes wear to formal events? Ice ties.
  146. Why do snowflakes make terrible life coaches? They always freeze when asked for advice.
  147. Why did the snowflake bring a map to the party? To break the ice.
  148. Why was the snowflake bad at basketball? It couldn’t handle the heat.
  149. What do you call a snowflake that loves to read? A frosty the bookman.
  150. Why don’t snowflakes make good musicians? They melt when they’re in the spotlight.

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