150 shrimp jokes
- Why don’t shrimps share their treasure? Because they’re a little shellfish.
- What does a shrimp say when it gets a great idea? “I’m on a roll!”
- What do you call a shrimp that can play the piano? A piano-prawn-digy.
- What do you call a shrimp that goes to the gym? A jumbo shrimp.
- Why was the shrimp always getting in trouble? It couldn’t keep its claws to itself.
- How does a shrimp ask for forgiveness? It prawns and begs.
- Why don’t shrimps make good detectives? They always fall for the bait.
- Why did the shrimp go to the bank? To check his prawn broker.
- Why was the shrimp so good at basketball? It was always dunking in the net!
- How do shrimps greet each other? “Shello there!”
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite type of music? Shell ‘n’ roll.
- Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite dance? The prawn promenade.
- Why don’t shrimp like to argue? They’re afraid of boiling over.
- What do you call a shrimp with a tie? SoFISHticated.
- Why was the shrimp always late? It kept prawn-crastinating.
- What do you call a shrimp that’s a boxing champion? Muhammad Ali-ioli.
- Why did the shrimp refuse to play cards with the fish? It was afraid of playing a game of Go Fish.
- Why did the shrimp blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
- How does a shrimp get around town? It catches a sea-nic route.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite story? The Little Mermaid – it’s a real tail of adventure!
- What do shrimps wear to weddings? A prawn dress.
- Why was the shrimp a great musician? Because it had perfect pitch-ing.
- What do you call a shrimp that’s a lawyer? A prawn attorney.
- Why was the shrimp a poor student? It kept prawn-crastinating on its homework.
- Why was the baby shrimp crying? Because it missed its mama prawn.
- What do you call a shrimp with a large vocabulary? A prawn-digy.
- How does a shrimp clean its house? With a prawn broom.
- What do you call a group of musical shrimps? A prawn band.
- Why are shrimps always calm? They don’t like to make waves.
- What do you call a shrimp that likes to pick fights? A prawny boxer.
- Why don’t shrimp go on vacation? They don’t want to leave their school.
- What do you call a prawn that works in an office? A desk shrimp.
- Why was the shrimp upset at the party? Everyone was dipping into his cocktail.
- What do you call a shrimp that tells tall tales? A prawny exaggerator.
- What do you call a shrimp with a complex issue? A prawn-blem.
- How do you make a shrimp laugh? Tell a sea-riously funny joke.
- Why did the shrimp go to school? To improve its prawn-unciation.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite show? The Big Bang Prawn Theory.
- How did the shrimp fix the broken guitar? With a prawn-cord.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite mathematical shape? An ocean-gon.
- Why did the shrimp join the circus? It had a talent for juggling sea shells.
- How do shrimp like their jokes? A little on the prawn side.
- What do you call a shrimp that’s good at math? A prawn-omial.
- What do shrimps use to communicate long distances? The prawn-net.
- Why don’t shrimp play football? They’re afraid of the nets.
- Why are shrimps bad at hide and seek? They always shrimp out at the last second.
- What do you call a shrimp in an ice hockey team? A prawn star player.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite musical? Les Mise-ra-bubbles.
- How do you call a shrimp that likes to start fights? Insti-prawn-gator.
- What do shrimps call their best friends? Their prawntners in crime.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite game? Prawncess and the Frog.
- What do you call a misbehaving shrimp? A little prawntagonist.
- Why did the shrimp go to the basketball game? To see the prawn dunks.
- Why did the shrimp flunk out of school? It got caught shrimp-lifying its results.
- Why was the shrimp unhappy with its job? It felt like a small fish in a big pond.
- What do you call a shrimp in a luxury car? Prawngy.
- What do you call a shrimp who won’t stop talking? A prawn-chatterbox.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite computer program? Microsoft Prawndows.
- Why do shrimps hate snow? It gives them the chills.
- Why did the shrimp bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house.
- Why do shrimp always know what’s going on? They keep their ears to the ocean floor.
- Why did the shrimp refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to be shellfish.
- Why do shrimps make terrible secret agents? They’re always getting caught in the net.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite car? A prawn-che Porsche.
- What do you call a group of shrimps in a band? The Prawn Stones.
- What do you call a shrimp that’s a thief? A prawn-dit.
- Why was the shrimp a good football player? It was great at prawn-t returns.
- What do shrimps do on their day off? They chill on the seabed.
- What do you call a shrimp that’s a doctor? A prawn-med.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite type of exercise? Squat-lobsters!
- Why did the shrimp always lose at poker? It had a terrible prawn-ker face.
- Why did the shrimp get a time-out? It was acting too shellfish.
- What do you call a shrimp that can sing? A prawn-tenor.
- Why did the shrimp go to the party? It was feeling a bit bubbly.
- Why did the shrimp become a baker? It had a talent for making sand-wiches.
- Why do shrimp never getlost? They always go with the flow.
- What do you call a shrimp with a bad attitude? A prawn-k.
- Why did the shrimp start a business? It wanted to make a prawnfit.
- What do you call a well-behaved shrimp? A prawnper gentleman.
- How does a shrimp ask someone out? “Would you like to sea me?”
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite movie? “The Prawn Identity.”
- What do you call a scary shrimp? A prawnguin.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite sport? Synchronized swimming – it’s a reel catch.
- What do you call a shrimp that goes to a prestigious university? A prawndigy.
- Why did the shrimp blush? It saw the salad dressing.
- What do you call a very small shrimp? A prawnto.
- How does a shrimp like its food? Shrimply delicious.
- What do you call a shrimp that likes to paint? A prawn-artist.
- Why are shrimp so good at basketball? They can always make the jump shot.
- Why do shrimp never lie? They’re afraid they’ll be caught in a net of lies.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite subject in school? Marine biology – it’s a prawn to like it.
- Why did the shrimp go to therapy? It felt a little shell-shocked.
- Why don’t shrimp trust the ocean? It waves too much.
- Why did the shrimp become a comedian? It loved being the center of a-tuna-tion.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite type of pasta? Prawn-ghetti.
- Why do shrimps never give to charity? They’re a little shellfish.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite pop song? “Under the Sea,” it’s so catchy.
- What do you call a shrimp who likes spicy food? A prawn-pper.
- Why did the shrimp go to the casino? To play prawnker.
- Why did the shrimp refuse to date the lobster? It felt they were two different shell-fish.
- What do you call a shrimp with a secret? A prawnfidential informant.
- Why did the shrimp refuse to leave his house? He was a little shell-shocked.
- What do you call a shrimp that can’t make up its mind? A prawn-crastinator.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite type of clothing? A shell-suit.
- What do you call a shrimp that’s an actor? A Hollywood Prawn-star.
- What do you call a shrimp that directs movies? Steven Shrimpberg.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- Why do shrimps make bad comedians? Their jokes are too shell-ow.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite country? Prawn-land.
- Why do shrimps never get promoted? They have a tendency to prawn-crastinate.
- What do you call a shrimp that works for the government? A prawned official.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite type of literature? Shell-akespeare.
- Why did the shrimp go to the dance? To do the Prawn-de-ballet.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite type of joke? A shell-larious one.
- What do you call a shrimp that writes poetry? Prawn-est Hemingway.
- Why did the shrimp refuse to go to the party? It was feeling a bit prawn-shy.
- What do you call a shrimp who likes to fight? A prawntagonist.
- Why did the shrimp go to the police? It was caught in a prawn-blem.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite drink? Prawn-tini.
- What do you call a very rich shrimp? Prawnperous.
- Why did the shrimp refuse to play chess? It was tired of being pawned.
- What do you call a shrimp that’s a spy? James Prawn-d.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite superhero? Prawn-man.
- Why did the shrimp go to the bar? To catch a few bubbles.
- What do you call a shrimp that loves photography? A prawn-tographer.
- Why did the shrimp go to space? It wanted to see the Prawn-stellation.
- Why was the shrimp always at the bottom of his class? It loved being under-sea.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite kind of music? Prawn-pop.
- What do you call a shrimp who writes movie scripts? Prawnscreenwriter.
- Why did the shrimp go to the hospital? It felt a bit off-shell.
- Why did the shrimp refuse to play football? It was afraid of getting punted.
- Why did the shrimp always carry an umbrella? In case of a drizzle.
- What do you call a shrimp that loves Christmas? Prawn-cer.
- Why did the shrimp go to the theater? To see the prawn-ductions.
- What do you call a shrimp who loves to draw? Prawn-casso.
- Why do shrimp love the night? They’re star-fish.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite kind of pie? Prawn-pple pie.
- What do you call a shrimp that loves math? A prawntographer.
- Why was the shrimp a great runner? It was always making waves.
- Why did the shrimp join the gym? To get its muscles out.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite type of exercise? Prawn-lates.
- What do you call a shrimp in a French restaurant? Prawn-ssant.
- Why did the shrimp fail his driving test? He couldn’t grasp the concept of prawnking.
- What do you call a shrimp that hates winter? Prawn-stable.
- Why did the shrimp never miss a beat? It was born with rhythm.
- What do you call a shrimp that’s a good cook? A prawn-chef.
- What’s a shrimp’s favorite kind of party? A prawn-cake party.
- Why did the shrimp refuse to play tennis? It couldn’t handle the net.
- Why was the shrimp a successful businessman? Because it was always in the swim of things.