150 secretary jokes

Why did the secretary bring a ladder to work? Because she wanted to reach the high-priority files.
How does a secretary catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the keyboard and the secretary break up? Because they weren’t on the same type.
What do you call a secretary who never takes a break? A key-pounding machine!
Why don’t secretaries play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when the phone’s ringing!
Why did the secretary go to school? Because she felt her skills were just not ‘typing’ enough.
How is a secretary like a judge? They both know the importance of a final draft.
Why did the secretary apply for a job at the bakery? She heard they needed someone good at ‘roll’ call.
Why did the secretary bring a pencil to bed? She wanted to draw up a dream report.
Why was the computer cold at the office? It left its Windows open.
What’s a secretary’s favorite sport? Key-boarding.
Why don’t secretaries get lost in the desert? Because they know all the shortcuts.
Why do secretaries hate racing? Because they’re not fond of fast ‘typing’.
Why did the secretary become a gardener? She wanted to grow her skills organically.
Why was the secretary at the disco? She was there to ‘file’ up the dance floor.
What do you call a secretary with a briefcase on a trampoline? Suit in training.
Why did the secretary bring an eraser to the dinner? She was planning to rub out the calories.
How does a secretary plan a space trip? She starts with a bullet point list.
Why did the secretary go to the jungle? She wanted to learn the language of ‘type’-ans.
What does a secretary make for dinner? Reservations!
Why did the secretary become a magician? She wanted to learn a few tricks to manage her boss.
Why was the secretary good at baseball? She knew the key is to always touch base.
What’s a secretary’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller typewriter!
What kind of a dog does a secretary have? A Shih Tz-u to do list!
What did the secretary do when her computer crashed? She gave it a byte to eat!
Why did the secretary go to the concert? She had to take notes.
What do you call a secretary who only works in the winter? A seasonal clerk!
Why did the secretary take her cat to work? She heard they were great at catching mouse errors.
How do secretaries stay cool? They have many fans.
Why do secretaries love the alphabet? Because they always want to be in the ‘write’ order.
Why did the secretary get a trophy? She was a type-writer!
What’s a secretary’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believin’,” by ‘Journey’, of course!
Why did the secretary go to the beach? She wanted to sea more than just paper.
Why did the secretary date a clock? She was tired of people not respecting her time.
Why did the secretary win the lottery? Because she had the right numbers in order.
Why did the secretary take up photography? She was good at developing negatives into positives.
What’s a secretary’s favorite fruit? A fine-apple!
What’s a secretary’s favorite planet? Document-ary!
Why did the secretary go to the farm? She wanted to practice her type-cow-raphy.
What do you call a secretary at the North Pole? An articled clerk!
What’s a secretary’s favorite type of music? Admin-and-bass!
Why do secretaries make good soldiers? Because they always follow orders.
Why was the secretary at the circus? She wanted to join the juggling act.
Why do secretaries never go on a diet? They can’t help but feast on words!
Why did the secretary wear sunglasses to work? Her future was too bright.
What is a secretary’s favorite snack? Key-lime pie!
Why did the secretary open a lemonade stand? She wanted to squeeze more out of her day.
Why did the secretary go to the zoo? To see the type-writer monkeys.
What do you call a secretary on a treadmill? An admin on the run!
Why did the secretary go to the casino? To try her luck outside of spreadsheets.
How does a secretary organize a space party? She planet.
Why do secretaries prefer to take the subway? Because they’re used to working under pressure.
Why did the secretary go to the gym? She needed a good ‘workout’ plan.
What’s a secretary’s favorite kind of pasta? Copy-pasta!
Why was the secretary good at chess? Because she knew every move matters.
Why did the secretary go on a fishing trip? She needed a break from the daily ‘net’work.
What do you call a secretary with a map? An itinerary expert!
How does a secretary deal with a vampire? She files a garlic report.
Why did the secretary become a comedian? She wanted to ‘punch-line’ instead of a time clock.
Why was the secretary a great dancer? She always stayed in line.
What do you call a secretary at a rock concert? A head-banging documentalist.
Why did the secretary buy a telescope? She wanted to see if there was less paperwork on Mars.
Why did the secretary bring a clock to her meeting? She wanted to give the ‘minute’ details.
Why did the secretary go camping? She wanted to ‘file’ her experiences under ‘N’ for Nature.
How does a secretary take her coffee? With space for cream and a dash of deadlines.
Why did the secretary become a detective? She was good at ‘keying’ into details.
Why was the secretary good at yoga? She could easily balance her work.
Why did the secretary join the circus? She wanted to practice juggling her tasks.
What do you call a secretary who loves fashion? A style-ist.
What do you call a secretary who always eats at her desk? A workaholic with a munchies problem.
What’s a secretary’s favorite breakfast? ‘Toasted’ emails with a side of spreadsheets.
Why did the secretary go to the pub? She heard it was ‘appy hour!
What do you call a secretary who plays guitar? A rocking doc-handler.
Why did the secretary go to the library? She wanted to ‘check out’ some new filing systems.
Why did the secretary win the beauty pageant? Because she was miss-understood!
Why did the secretary become a cook? She wanted to stir up her routine.
What do you call a secretary on vacation? An out-of-office assistant.
Why did the secretary become a gardener? She wanted to ‘plant’ new strategies.
Why did the secretary go to the grocery store? She was out of ‘tabs’.
Why was the secretary like a taxi driver? She always knew the best routes.
What do you call a secretary with a to-do list and a magic wand? A wizard of ‘task’.
What’s a secretary’s favorite movie? “To-Do List Tomorrow.”
Why did the secretary start knitting? She wanted to ‘purl’ her thoughts.
What’s a secretary’s favorite flower? The forget-me-nots.
Why did the secretary buy a boat? She wanted to sail through her work.
Why did the secretary join a choir? She loved composing.
What do you call a secretary on a bike? A cycling clerk!
Why did the secretary go to the beach? She heard she could find some sand-wiches.
What’s a secretary’s favorite animal? A task-rabbit!
Why did the secretary become a firefighter? She wanted to put out ‘fires’ in real life too.
Why did the secretary go to a candy store? She needed some ‘sweet’ files.
Why did the secretary go skydiving? She wanted to take her tasks to new heights.
What do you call a secretary who loves the outdoors? A nature documentarian.
What’s a secretary’s favorite type of coffee? Express(o)-your-tasks.
What do you call a secretary on a farm? A crop-yist.
Why did the secretary go to a museum? To archive some inspiration.
What’s a secretary’s favorite tree? A docu-mint tree.
Why did the secretary take up painting? She wanted to brush up on her creativity.
Why did the secretary become a lawyer? She was always defending her time.
What do you call a secretary who loves fishing? A hook, line, and thinker!
Why did the secretary go to the opera? She wanted to ‘note’ the high pitches.
What do you call a secretary at a construction site? A hard-hat documentalist.
Why did the secretary join a chess club? She wanted to checkmate her tasks.
What do you call a secretary who plays tennis? A racket-ary.
Why did the secretary go to the stadium? She wanted to play ‘field’ work.
What’s a secretary’s favorite dessert? A key-lime spreadsheet.
Why did the secretary take a nap at work? She was ‘reaming’ of a world without paper.
What do you call a secretary who plays basketball? A dunk-umentalist.
Why did the secretary go to the jungle? To study the admin-zon rainforest.
Why did the secretary go to a haunted house? She wanted to ‘scare’ off her backlog.
What do you call a secretary in a maze? An a-maze-ing organizer.
Why did the secretary go to a stand-up show? To ‘catch’ some jokes.
What do you call a secretary who loves movies? A film-iling expert.
Why did the secretary go to a football match? She wanted to ‘tackle’ her tasks.
What’s a secretary’s favorite drink? An ‘organize’-chai latte.
Why did the secretary go to a magic show? She wanted to ‘pull’ some time out of her hat.
What do you call a secretary at a skate park? A board documentalist.
Why did the secretary go to a spa? She needed a break from ‘massaging’ the numbers.
What do you call a secretary at a fashion show? A catwalk coordinator.
Why did the secretary go to a cooking class? She was looking for the right ‘recipe’ for success.
What’s a secretary’s favorite bird? A peli-‘can do it all’!
Why did the secretary go to a boxing match? She was ready to ‘punch’ out her tasks.
What do you call a secretary on a surfboard? A wave-crashing workaholic.
Why did the secretary go to a yoga class? She wanted to ‘stretch’ her abilities.
What do you call a secretary in a gym? A ‘fit’-iling expert.
Why did the secretary go to a comedy club? She wanted to ‘giggle’ at her workload.
What do you call a secretary at a race track? A speed-‘typing’ enthusiast.
Why did the secretary go to a music festival? She was trying to ‘beat’ her tasks.
What do you call a secretary at a karaoke night? A sing-it-all.
Why did the secretary go to a vineyard? She wanted to ‘wine’ down her tasks.
What do you call a secretary on a hiking trail? A peak performer.
Why did the secretary go to an art gallery? She wanted to ‘draw’ some inspiration.
What do you call a secretary on a skateboard? A rolling record keeper.
Why did the secretary go to a jazz club? She wanted to ‘improvise’ her skills.
What do you call a secretary in a rock band? A rocking records manager.
Why did the secretary go to a poetry slam? She wanted to ‘verse’ her workload.
What do you call a secretary at a dance studio? A twirling taskmaster.
Why did the secretary go to a pottery class? She wanted to ‘mold’ her abilities.
What do you call a secretary on a snowboard? A sliding scribe.
Why did the secretary go to a botanical garden? She wanted to ‘grow’ her skills.
What do you call a secretary at a bakery? A dough-cumentalist.
Why did the secretary go to a craft fair? She was ‘sewing’ her tasks together.
What do you call a secretary at a water park? A sliding scheduler.
Why did the secretary go to a sushi class? She was on a ‘roll’ with her tasks.
What do you call a secretary at a beauty salon? A polish-perfect professional.
Why did the secretary go to a cooking show? She was ‘baking’ up some strategies.
What do you call a secretary on a rollercoaster? A thrill-seeking timekeeper.
Why did the secretary go to a knitting workshop? She was ‘purling’ her skills together.
What do you call a secretary on a cruise? A sailing schedule maker.
Why did the secretary go to a chocolate factory? She wanted to ‘sweeten’ her workload.

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