57+ seagull jokes
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
- What does a seagull wear to a wedding? A gull-dress!
- What do you call a seagull that can play the piano? A talented gull!
- Why did the seagull go to the school? To get a higher perch-uation!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite subject in school? Gull-gebra!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite exercise? Flyometrics!
- What do you call a seagull that tells time? A clock gull!
- Why don’t seagulls like fast food? They can’t catch it!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to cause trouble? A seagull-ible!
- How does a seagull ask for food? “Can I have a squawk of that?”
- Why did the seagull bring a match to the beach? Because he wanted to have a sand-wich!
- Why was the seagull upset with his smartphone? He couldn’t find the app for birdseed!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of humor? Beak-er banter!
- What do you call a seagull that flew over a rainbow? A color-gull!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite kind of movie? Any-thing that’s not a “bored-walk”!
- Why don’t seagulls play hide and seek? Because they always peck the hiding spots!
- How do seagulls stick together? They just wing it!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of literature? Anything with fowl language!
- Why did the seagull join the circus? He wanted to be in the high-flying act!
- What do seagulls always carry for lunch? A peck-nic basket!
- Why are seagulls always calm? Because they don’t want to flap around!
- Why did the seagull become a politician? He wanted a bigger piece of the pie-r!
- What do you call a seagull that never tells the truth? A deceiv-gull!
- Why did the seagull go to the music festival? To see the band’s new “caw-certs”!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of music? Beak-hop!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to shop? A mall-gull!
- Why was the seagull a successful comedian? Because his jokes were “fly”!
- What do you call a seagull that flies upside down? A silly-gull!
- How does a seagull greet its friends? “Hey gull-friend!”
- What do you call a seagull that can dance? A disco-gull!
- Why did the seagull refuse to watch the horror movie? It was too terri-flying!
- What do you call a seagull that can paint? An arti-gull!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite board game? Squawks and Ladders!
- Why was the seagull good at math? He knew the pecking order!
- What do you call a seagull that’s always rushing? An impati-gull!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite book? “To Kill a Mackerel-ing Bird”!
- How did the seagull ask his crush out? “I’m quite taken with your bird-iful eyes!”
- Why did the seagull start a blog? To share his “tweets”!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to swim? A sea-gull!
- Why don’t seagulls like talking back? They hate to squabble!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite drink? Gull-ade!
- How did the seagull win the race? He took a “fly” start!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to clean? A tidy-gull!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite part of the house? The roost-room!
- Why was the seagull great at basketball? He never missed a “squawk”!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite vegetable? Squawk-oli!
- What do you call a seagull with a broken wing? An invali-gull!
- Why was the seagull good at poker? He always knew when to “fly”!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to cook? A chef-gull!
- Why did the seagull cross the road? To get to the other tide!
- What do you call a seagull that’s out of breath? A puffin!
- Why did the seagull sit on the dock? He wanted to be a sitting duck!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Fly, Fly, Miss American Pie”!
- What do you call a seagull that’s scared of water? A chicken of the sea!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite accessory? A feather boa!
- How do seagulls stay safe at night? They use the buddy system!
- What do you call a seagull that’s bad at singing? A squawkward note!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite game at the carnival? Duck, Duck, Gull!
- What do you call a seagull with a tie? A business-gull!
- How do seagulls like their eggs? Over squawk-easy!
- Why did the seagull get a timeout? He wouldn’t stop squawking back!
- What do you call a seagull that’s always daydreaming? A head-in-the-clouds gull!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite snack? Fish and “squawks”!
- What do you call a seagull that lives in the city? An urban gull!
- How do seagulls stay fit? They do fly-robics!
- What do you call a seagull that can’t fly? A walk-gull!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite sport? Beak-minton!
- Why did the seagull go to the library? To check out the new “tweet-ise” on bird life!
- What do you call a seagull that’s into theater? A drama-gull!
- How do seagulls write secret messages? In bird code!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of poetry? Rhyme and squawk-sonnet!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to read? A litera-gull!
- Why did the seagull bring sunscreen to the beach? He didn’t want to get sunburned wings!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite mode of communication? Airdrop!
- What do you call a seagull that loves math? An alge-bird!
- Why did the seagull join a band? He had the chops for the squawks!
- How do seagulls say goodbye? “Till we fly again!”
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of car? A fly-brid!
- What do you call a seagull that loves coffee? A brew-gull!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite social network? Twitter, of course!
- What do you call a seagull that’s always happy? A merry-gull!
- How do seagulls celebrate birthdays? With a big “caw-ke”!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of bread? Whole squawk!
- What do you call a seagull that’s always on time? A punctu-gull!
- How do seagulls like their seafood? Raw and wriggling!
- What do you call a seagull with a lot of friends? A popu-gull bird!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of cheese? Gull-uda!
- What do you call a seagull who’s a fantastic painter? A Brush-gull!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite dance move? The flap and squawk!
- What do you call a seagull that loves sweet food? A sugar-gull!
- How do seagulls like their fish? In a squawk pot!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to play cards? A deal-gull!
- How do seagulls get their morning news? They read the “squawk” of the day!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite dessert? Ice cream squawklet!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to make music? A song-gull!
- Why did the seagull become a reporter? He wanted to be in the squawk of the town!
- What do you call a seagull that loves the moon? A lunar-gull!
- How do seagulls make big decisions? They weigh the “pros and caws”!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of music? Squawk and roll!
- What do you call a seagull that loves to travel? A wander-gull!
- Why did the seagull join the navy? He wanted to be an admiral-gull!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to play chess? A strategic-gull!
- How do seagulls handle disagreements? They have a squawk-off!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite soda? Squawk-a-cola!
- What do you call a seagull that likes the winter? A snow-gull!
- How do seagulls say sorry? “I apollo-gull-ize!”
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of chips? Squawkers!
- What do you call a seagull that loves to garden? A green-gull!
- Why did the seagull become a pirate? He wanted to be a squawkaneer!
- What do you call a seagull that loves fashion? A style-gull!
- How do seagulls resolve arguments? They squawk it out!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of pasta? Squawkaroni!
- What do you call a seagull that likes to study? An intelli-gull!
- Why did the seagull join the gym? To get abs of “feather”!
- What do you call a seagull that loves to play video games? A gamer-gull!
- How do seagulls handle stress? They squawk it off!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of sandwich? A squawk-er and cheese!
- What do you call a seagull that loves the sun? A solar-gull!
- Why did the seagull become a detective? To solve the mysquawkeries!
- What do you call a seagull that loves to tell stories? A story-gull!
- How do seagulls welcome newcomers? With a “how do you squawk?”!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of cookie? Squawkolate chip!
- What do you call a seagull that loves to party? A celebra-gull!
- How do seagulls say goodnight? “Squawk dreams!”
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of salad? Squawk salad!
- What do you call a seagull that’s always sad? A sorrow-gull!
- How do seagulls maintain their feathers? They have a “preen” routine!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of pie? Squawkberry!
- What do you call a seagull that loves magic? A mystical-gull!
- How do seagulls prepare for a flight? They do a wing-check!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of pizza? Squawk-eroni!
- What do you call a seagull that’s always on the internet? A web-gull!
- How do seagulls deal with change? They “wing” it!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of tea? Squawkamile!
- What do you call a seagull that loves nature? An eco-gull!
- How do seagulls celebrate victories? With a squawk of joy!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of sauce? Squawk-soy!
- What do you call a seagull that’s always curious? A wonder-gull!
- How do seagulls catch up with friends? They have a squawk and talk!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of candy? Squawkolate!
- What do you call a seagull that loves photography? A shutter-gull!
- How do seagulls make friends? They’re just naturally “squawk-ative”!
- What’s a seagull’s favorite type of burger? A squawk-er with cheese!
- What do you call a seagull that loves DIY projects? A craft-gull!
- How do seagulls send love notes? They write squawk letters!