150 rock and roll jokes

  1. Why don’t rock stars ever get lost? Because they always take the high road.
  2. Why did the drummer break up with his girlfriend? Because he said she had too many hit singles!
  3. What do you call a rockstar who can’t sing? A Rolling Stone.
  4. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor.
  5. Why are rock stars good at multitasking? Because they can shred and headbang at the same time.
  6. Why do rockers always have a map? Because they need to know where to draw the line.
  7. What do you call a rock star without a girlfriend? Homeless.
  8. Why was the rock star’s book so poorly written? Because it was full of heavy metal-aphors.
  9. Why was the rock guitarist shocked? He touched a power chord.
  10. Why did the rock star get kicked out of the library? He wasn’t allowed to Rock and Read.
  11. Why do rock stars love geometry? Because it’s all about the angles.
  12. Why do bass players often stand with their back to the audience? Because it’s less embarrassing than having to face the music!
  13. Why did the rock star go to jail? Because he broke a string.
  14. What’s the most frightening thing for a rock star? A solo operation.
  15. What’s a rockstar’s favorite type of story? A power chord-er.
  16. What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn in his essay? He told her “I ain’t no snitch!”
  17. Why don’t rock stars use doorbells? Because they want to knock and roll.
  18. Why did the rock star go fishing? He wanted to catch some bass.
  19. Why did the guitarist go to jail? Because he fingered the wrong minor chord.
  20. Why was the rock band arrested at the airport? They were caught with their amps up.
  21. What do you call a sleeping drummer? A beat rest.
  22. What do you call a rock star without an audience? Unplugged.
  23. Why did the rockstar get fired from his job at the bakery? He couldn’t stop jamming the dough.
  24. Why do rock stars hate earplugs? Because they’re always stopping the sound check.
  25. Why did the lead singer become a gardener? He wanted to grow his band base.
  26. What do you call a guitarist who only knows one chord? A one-hit wonder.
  27. What’s a rock star’s favorite breakfast? A roll with jam.
  28. Why did the rock star go to the therapist? He couldn’t handle his fan-tasies.
  29. What do you call a rock star that became a politician? A music manifesto.
  30. Why was the rock star bad at baseball? He could never get a good hit.
  31. How does a rockstar pay his bills? With his net band income.
  32. What did the rock star say to the credit card? “I can’t pay you, I’m in band-ruptcy.”
  33. Why did the rockstar become a painter? He wanted to draw the line somewhere.
  34. Why was the rockstar bad at soccer? He always wanted to rock the goal.
  35. Why was the guitarist always in trouble? He was always picking something.
  36. Why did the drummer sit at the end of the boat? To rock the boat.
  37. Why did the rock star fail his driving test? He couldn’t get into the right gear.
  38. Why did the bassist get locked out of his own concert? He dropped the bass.
  39. Why was the rock star good at basketball? He was always making a jam shot.
  40. What do you call a rock star who only performs at night? A moon-rocker.
  41. Why did the rock star become a philosopher? He was always in deep thought about the meaning of his lyrics.
  42. Why did the rock star fail his math test? Because he thought pi was only a number in a song.
  43. What do you call a rock star that became a pilot? An Aerosmith.
  44. Why was the rockstar bad at cooking? He always burned the rolls.
  45. Why did the rock star go to the moon? He wanted to start a space jam.
  46. What do you call a rock star with a cold? Achoo Fighter.
  47. Why did the rock star bring a ladder to his concert? He wanted to reach the high notes.
  48. What do you call a rock star with no fans? A pebble.
  49. Why did the rock star flunk out of school? His grades were always on the rocks.
  50. Why did the guitarist get locked out of his house? He lost his keys…and the chords.
  51. Why did the rock star get a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough.
  52. What do you call a rock star who loves chess? A pawn star.
  53. Why did the rock star go camping? He wanted to rock and roll out his sleeping bag.
  54. Why did the rock star become a gardener? He wanted to make his own flower power.
  55. What do you call a quiet rock star? A whispering Willow Smith.
  56. Why did the rock star refuse to play cards? He was afraid of the suit and tie.
  57. What’s a rock star’s favorite vegetable? Rock-oli.
  58. What do you call a rockstar’s autobiography? A record of his life.
  59. Why was the rock star on a diet? He had too many rolls.
  60. Why was the rockstar good at tennis? He had a great backbeat.
  61. What do you call a rock star with a lot of tattoos? An illustrated edition.
  62. Why did the rockstar wear sunglasses at night? He didn’t want to be recognized by his fans.
  63. What do you call a guitar that never finishes a song? A string-along.
  64. Why did the rockstar become a banker? He wanted to get his hands on more notes.
  65. Why do rockstars have such messy hair? They always rock it out.
  66. Why did the rockstar eat at the sushi restaurant? He wanted to try the rock n’ roll.
  67. What do you call a rockstar who became a lawyer? A suit and tie-dye.
  68. Why did the rockstar join the circus? He wanted to be a high-flyer.
  69. Why did the rock star bring a broom to his concert? He wanted to sweep his fans off their feet.
  70. Why was the rock star good at boxing? He was always on the beat.
  71. What do you call a rockstar who can’t keep a beat? A rock and roller-coaster.
  72. Why did the rockstar bring a basket to the concert? He heard there would be plenty of jams.
  73. What do you call a rockstar who can’t find his guitar? A solo artist.
  74. Why did the rockstar get a job at the zoo? He wanted to be around more heavy metal.
  75. Why did the rockstar bring a compass to his concert? He wanted to find his way to the top.
  76. Why was the rock star always in the gym? He was trying to get more toned.
  77. What do you call a rockstar who became a teacher? A class act.
  78. Why did the rockstar go to culinary school? He wanted to make some sweet jams.
  79. What do you call a rockstar who can’t stay on stage? A falling star.
  80. Why did the rockstar become a mailman? He had too many fans to deliver to.
  81. Why was the rock star always carrying a pen? He was always ready to rock and roll out an autograph.
  82. What do you call a rockstar who became a lifeguard? A wave maker.
  83. Why did the rockstar buy a horse? He wanted to rock the saddle.
  84. What do you call a rockstar who loves hiking? A rock climber.
  85. Why did the rockstar go to the museum? He was looking for classic rock.
  86. What do you call a rockstar who is always sleepy? A day dreamer.
  87. Why did the rockstar become a chef? He was good at cooking up a storm.
  88. What do you call a rockstar who loves to bake? A bun Jovi.
  89. Why did the rockstar go to the beach? He wanted to surf the waves.
  90. What do you call a rockstar who became a detective? A Rolling Snoop.
  91. Why was the rockstar always on his phone? He was tweeting to his followers.
  92. What do you call a rockstar who is always late? A time bandit.
  93. Why did the rockstar go to a farm? He wanted to feed the animals.
  94. What do you call a rockstar who loves gardening? A plant Jovi.
  95. Why did the rockstar bring a clock to his concert? He wanted to beat the time.
  96. What do you call a rockstar who became a barber? A shear genius.
  97. Why was the rockstar always at the library? He wanted to read the classics.
  98. What do you call a rockstar who loves to fish? A bass master.
  99. Why did the rockstar become a photographer? He wanted to shoot the stars.
  100. What do you call a rockstar who became a doctor? A medicine man.
  101. Why did the rockstar go to the mechanic? His engine was always running hot.
  102. What do you call a rockstar who loves astronomy? A star gazer.
  103. Why did the rockstar become a baker? He wanted to roll out the dough.
  104. What do you call a rockstar who became a pilot? A jet setter.
  105. Why did the rockstar bring a calculator to his concert? He wanted to count the beats.
  106. What do you call a rockstar who loves mathematics? A number cruncher.
  107. Why did the rockstar go to the spa? He wanted to feel the rhythm of the water.
  108. What do you call a rockstar who became a fashion designer? A style icon.
  109. Why did the rockstar become a florist? He wanted to arrange the roses.
  110. What do you call a rockstar who loves to write? A word smith.
  111. Why did the rockstar go to the casino? He wanted to hit the jackpot.
  112. What do you call a rockstar who became a poet? A lyricist.
  113. Why did the rockstar go to the dentist? He had a cavity in his sound.
  114. What do you call a rockstar who loves to swim? A water baby.
  115. Why did the rockstar go to the theatre? He wanted to be a drama king.
  116. What do you call a rockstar who loves to dance? A toe tapper.
  117. Why did the rockstar become a janitor? He wanted to sweep the stage.
  118. What do you call a rockstar who loves to play golf? A hole in one.
  119. Why did the rockstar go to the grocery store? He wanted to pick some fresh beats.
  120. What do you call a rockstar who became a baker? A dough boy.
  121. Why did the rockstar become a landscaper? He wanted to rock the garden.
  122. What do you call a rockstar who loves to sail? A sea dog.
  123. Why did the rockstar go to the gym? He wanted to pump up the jam.
  124. What do you call a rockstar who became a chef? A taste tester.
  125. Why did the rockstar become a botanist? He wanted to study the roots.
  126. What do you call a rockstar who loves yoga? A zen master.
  127. Why did the rockstar go to the bakery? He wanted to rock the rolls.
  128. What do you call a rockstar who became a farmer? A land lover.
  129. Why did the rockstar become a taxi driver? He wanted to hit the road.
  130. What do you call a rockstar who loves to jog? A road runner.
  131. Why did the rockstar go to the pet shop? He wanted to buy a rockstar.
  132. What do you call a rockstar who became a teacher? A note taker.
  133. Why did the rockstar become a sailor? He wanted to rock the boat.
  134. What do you call a rockstar who loves to cycle? A wheel spinner.
  135. Why did the rockstar go to the ice cream shop? He wanted to chill out.
  136. What do you call a rockstar who became a carpenter? A woodworker.
  137. Why did the rockstar go to the candy store? He wanted to pick up some rock candy.
  138. What do you call a rockstar who loves animals? A pet rocker.
  139. Why did the rockstar become a jeweler? He wanted to rock the gems.
  140. What do you call a rockstar who became a firefighter? A flame thrower.
  141. Why did the rockstar go to the museum? He wanted to see the rocks.
  142. What do you call a rockstar who loves skiing? A snow rocker.
  143. Why did the rockstar become a gardener? He wanted to rock the flowers.
  144. What do you call a rockstar who became a zookeeper? An animal lover.
  145. Why did the rockstar go to the ice cream shop? He wanted to taste the vanilla rock.
  146. What do you call a rockstar who became a vet? A pet doctor.
  147. Why did the rockstar go to the farm? He wanted to rock the hay.
  148. What do you call a rockstar who became a gardener? A green thumb.
  149. Why did the rockstar go to the aquarium? He wanted to rock the water.
  150. What do you call a rockstar who loves to paint? A color rocker.

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