150 ramadan jokes

  1. Why did the Muslim bring a ladder to Ramadan? So he could get closer to the High-est power!
  2. Why was the fast so fast during Ramadan? Because it was on a dates diet!
  3. Why was the pancake happy during Ramadan? Because it finally got a break-fast!
  4. Why was the light bulb proud during Ramadan? Because it had an enlightening fast!
  5. What do you call a cat observing Ramadan? A Fast Feline!
  6. Why did the Ramadan calendar go to the doctor? It had too many dates!
  7. What did the Muslim footballer do during Ramadan? He tried to score before sunset!
  8. Why did the Ramadan fast become a fitness guru? Because it always sheds pounds!
  9. Why is Ramadan like a hot cup of tea? Because it’s steeped in tradition!
  10. What did the moon say to Ramadan? See you when the stars come out!
  11. Why did the prayer mat file a police report during Ramadan? Because it was constantly getting stepped on!
  12. Why is Ramadan the boxer’s favorite month? Because it’s all about the weigh-in!
  13. Why did the Muslim bakery thrive during Ramadan? Because everyone kneaded their bread for iftar!
  14. Why do vegetarians love Ramadan? Because there are so many meatless Mondays!
  15. Why did the smartphone break the fast early? It ran out of battery before sunset!
  16. What do Muslims and photographers have in common during Ramadan? They both wait for the perfect shot (of the moon)!
  17. Why was the sundial popular during Ramadan? Because everyone wanted to know when to break their fast!
  18. Why was the dish sponge feeling down during Ramadan? It was left out of all the iftar washing up!
  19. Why was the fridge feeling cold and empty during Ramadan? Because everyone was fasting!
  20. Why did the Muslim take a night job during Ramadan? So he could work on his night moves!
  21. What’s a computer’s favorite meal during Ramadan? Bytes for breakfast!
  22. What do you call a Ramadan observer on a treadmill? A fast runner!
  23. Why do pencils love Ramadan? Because they’re always in the write mood!
  24. Why did the balloon break his fast? It couldn’t handle the pressure!
  25. Why are eggs not cracked up during Ramadan? Because they’re usually boiled for suhoor!
  26. Why did the Muslim carry a fan during Ramadan? Because he wanted to break wind, not his fast!
  27. Why was the sun praised during Ramadan? It reminded everyone when to break the fast!
  28. Why was the plate so excited about Ramadan? Because it knew it’d get served delicious meals!
  29. What do you call a fish observing Ramadan? Fast food!
  30. Why do clocks love Ramadan? Because it’s always time to break fast!
  31. Why did the Muslim become a comedian during Ramadan? Because laughter is the best medicine when you’re fasting!
  32. Why was the bell so loud during Ramadan? It wanted to be heard over the call to prayer!
  33. Why did the Muslim refuse to play chess during Ramadan? Because he didn’t want to check-mate before sundown!
  34. Why was the calendar happy during Ramadan? Because every day was a date!
  35. Why did the seamstress love Ramadan? She always felt sew spiritual!
  36. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a gardener? A fast grower!
  37. Why do Muslims like eating dates during Ramadan? Because they’re in a long-term relationship with them!
  38. Why did the moon get a lot of attention during Ramadan? Because it was in the limelight every night!
  39. What did the traffic light say to the fasting Muslim? Don’t break fast till you see the green light!
  40. Why was the mirror so admired during Ramadan? It always reflected the best!
  41. Why did the Muslim buy new sneakers for Ramadan? Because he wanted to fast-track his prayers!
  42. Why was the hashtag popular during Ramadan? Because it kept trending!
  43. Why did the Muslim become a chef during Ramadan? Because he wanted to serve up some fast food!
  44. Why did the prayer mat get a promotion during Ramadan? It was always underfoot!
  45. Why did the fasting Muslim carry a map? He didn’t want to miss the fast lane!
  46. Why do fasters love sunsets during Ramadan? Because they’re a sight for sore stomachs!
  47. Why was the cucumber cool during Ramadan? Because it’s always chilled for salad!
  48. Why did the Quran get the best coverage during Ramadan? It was always on-air!
  49. What did the egg say during Ramadan? I’m hard-boiled until iftar!
  50. Why was the dinner bell so appreciated during Ramadan? Because it always rang true at iftar time!
  51. Why did the Muslim go fishing during Ramadan? He wanted to catch his fast supper!
  52. Why did the Muslim get a new watch for Ramadan? Because he wanted to be timely with his fast!
  53. Why did the sunflower thrive during Ramadan? It always followed the sun for iftar!
  54. Why did the Muslim always bring a flashlight during Ramadan? Because he didn’t want to be left in the dark!
  55. What do you call a fasting bird during Ramadan? A fast flyer!
  56. Why did the musician fast during Ramadan? To stay in tune with his faith!
  57. What do you call a fasting athlete during Ramadan? A fast and furious competitor!
  58. Why was the paintbrush happy during Ramadan? Because it could always paint a beautiful sunset!
  59. What do you call a fasting chess player? A check-mate faster!
  60. Why do elevators like Ramadan? Because they always get to break their fast on the rise!
  61. Why did the Muslim bookworm love Ramadan? Because she got to digest more books!
  62. Why was the Ramadan meal like a detective? Because it always broke the case… of hunger!
  63. What did the pizza say during Ramadan? Slice to meet you at iftar!
  64. Why did the rose bloom during Ramadan? To scent the evening air for iftar!
  65. Why did the Muslim become a journalist during Ramadan? To break fast news!
  66. Why did the fruit bowl feel empty during Ramadan? Because the dates were always taken first!
  67. Why was the bee so active during Ramadan? It was buzzing around preparing honey for suhoor!
  68. Why did the Muslim refuse to play cards during Ramadan? He didn’t want to deal with breaking fast!
  69. Why did the Muslim keep his sunglasses during Ramadan? To see the world through a fast lens!
  70. Why did the clock tick louder during Ramadan? To make sure no one missed iftar!
  71. What do you call a fasting space traveler during Ramadan? A fast-tronaut!
  72. Why did the cake love Ramadan? Because it was always the icing on the iftar!
  73. What did the shirt say during Ramadan? I’m pressed for iftar!
  74. Why did the Muslim turn off the TV during Ramadan? He didn’t want to break his fast forward!
  75. Why did the footballer love Ramadan? He could score more after sundown!
  76. What do you call a fasting robot during Ramadan? A fast-forward machine!
  77. Why did the Muslim become a track runner during Ramadan? To stay in the fast lane!
  78. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good book? It had a beginning, middle, and end-fast!
  79. Why did the tea love Ramadan? Because it was steeped in tradition!
  80. What did the fasting superhero say? Time to save the world, after iftar!
  81. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a racer? Fast and the curious!
  82. Why did the Muslim carry an umbrella during Ramadan? He wanted to shower in blessings!
  83. Why did the Muslim refuse to go rafting during Ramadan? He didn’t want to break the fast flow!
  84. Why was the candle so bright during Ramadan? It wanted to light up the fast!
  85. Why did the coffee miss Ramadan? It always got passed over for dates at suhoor!
  86. Why did the Muslim cyclist love Ramadan? He could always break away fast!
  87. Why did the orange juice feel left out during Ramadan? It was never freshly squeezed for suhoor!
  88. Why did the Muslim decide to swim during Ramadan? He wanted to dive deep into his faith!
  89. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a pilot? A fast flyer!
  90. Why did the Muslim become a musician during Ramadan? To tune in to his faith!
  91. Why was the Ramadan meal like a suspense thriller? Everyone was waiting for the end!
  92. What do you call a fasting magician during Ramadan? A now-you-see-it, now-you-don’t faster!
  93. Why did the ice cream love Ramadan? It was the coolest dessert at iftar!
  94. What did the digital clock say during Ramadan? It’s time to break binary!
  95. Why did the Muslim refuse to race during Ramadan? He didn’t want to break fast!
  96. Why did the cat love Ramadan? It could always nap until iftar!
  97. What do you call a fasting scientist during Ramadan? A fast thinking innovator!
  98. Why did the Muslim refuse to skip during Ramadan? He didn’t want to jump the gun before iftar!
  99. Why did the mirror love Ramadan? It could always reflect on the fast!
  100. Why did the tree love Ramadan? It could always leaf through its prayers!
  101. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also an astronomer? A fast-star gazer!
  102. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good movie? It had a fast and fulfilling ending!
  103. Why did the Muslim refuse to play soccer during Ramadan? He didn’t want to kick off before iftar!
  104. Why did the river love Ramadan? It could always flow towards iftar!
  105. What did the fasting superhero say? My superpower is patience until iftar!
  106. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a baker? A fast bread maker!
  107. Why did the Muslim refuse to drive fast during Ramadan? He didn’t want to speed up his fast!
  108. Why was the Ramadan meal like a great concert? It always ended on a high note!
  109. Why did the beach love Ramadan? It could always tide over to iftar!
  110. What did the sunrise say during Ramadan? See you at suhoor!
  111. Why did the Muslim refuse to play baseball during Ramadan? He didn’t want to hit a home run before iftar!
  112. Why did the rose love Ramadan? It could always bloom in time for iftar!
  113. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a poet? A fast versifier!
  114. Why did the Muslim refuse to hop during Ramadan? He didn’t want to jump ahead of iftar!
  115. Why was the Ramadan meal like a great dance? It always had the perfect finish!
  116. Why did the kite love Ramadan? It could always soar towards iftar!
  117. What did the breakfast say during Ramadan? Let’s meet at suhoor!
  118. Why did the Muslim refuse to sprint during Ramadan? He didn’t want to rush towards iftar!
  119. Why was the Ramadan meal like a beautiful painting? It always had the perfect frame!
  120. Why did the mountain love Ramadan? It could always peak at iftar!
  121. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a comedian? A fast jokester!
  122. Why did the Muslim refuse to leap during Ramadan? He didn’t want to skip ahead of iftar!
  123. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good joke? It always had the perfect punchline!
  124. Why did the sun love Ramadan? It could always set in time for iftar!
  125. What did the lunch say during Ramadan? Let’s catch up at iftar!
  126. Why did the Muslim refuse to jog during Ramadan? He didn’t want to race towards iftar!
  127. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good song? It always had the perfect rhythm!
  128. Why did the moon love Ramadan? It could always shine at iftar!
  129. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also an architect? A fast builder!
  130. Why did the Muslim refuse to jump during Ramadan? He didn’t want to bounce ahead of iftar!
  131. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good book? It always had the perfect climax!
  132. Why did the star love Ramadan? It could always twinkle at iftar!
  133. What did the snack say during Ramadan? Let’s crunch at iftar!
  134. Why did the Muslim refuse to swim fast during Ramadan? He didn’t want to splash towards iftar!
  135. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good drama? It always had the perfect act!
  136. Why did the cloud love Ramadan? It could always float towards iftar!
  137. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a chef? A fast cooker!
  138. Why did the Muslim refuse to gallop during Ramadan? He didn’t want to trot ahead of iftar!
  139. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good play? It always had the perfect scene!
  140. Why did the wind love Ramadan? It could always breeze towards iftar!
  141. What did the dessert say during Ramadan? Let’s sweeten up at iftar!
  142. Why did the Muslim refuse to fly fast during Ramadan? He didn’t want to soar towards iftar!
  143. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good poem? It always had the perfect rhyme!
  144. Why did the butterfly love Ramadan? It could always flutter towards iftar!
  145. What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a painter? A fast artist!
  146. Why did the Muslim refuse to skip fast during Ramadan? He didn’t want to leap towards iftar!
  147. Why was the Ramadan meal like a good speech? It always had the perfect conclusion!
  148. Why did the rainbow love Ramadan? It could always arch towards iftar!
  149. What did the dinner say during Ramadan? Let’s savor the moment at iftar!
  150. Why did the Muslim refuse to zip fast during Ramadan? He didn’t want to whisk towards iftar!

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