145 pennsylvania jokes

  1. Why don’t football teams play in Pennsylvania? Because then they’d always have a steel-er running the field!
  2. What did one Pennsylvania turnpike say to the other? “I’m a busy road, but you’re always jammed!”
  3. Why was the sandwich proud to be from Pennsylvania? Because it was filled with Philly steak!
  4. Why don’t Pennsylvania secrets ever go unnoticed? Because the walls have Erie-s!
  5. Why was the geography book thrilled to be opened to Pennsylvania? Because it knew it was about to cover some ground!
  6. What did the Pittsburgh Penguin say at the party? “I’m always dressed to chill!”
  7. Why did the Liberty Bell go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle the crack!
  8. Why did the tomato turn red when it crossed the border into Pennsylvania? Because it saw the salad dressing in Lancaster County!
  9. Why did the Hershey’s chocolate leave Pennsylvania? It wanted to be a worldwide sweet sensation!
  10. How does a Pennsylvanian cow say hello? Mooo-ning!
  11. What’s the favorite song of the Liberty Bell? “Ring My Bell”!
  12. Why did the Pennsylvania football team go to the bakery? They needed a good “roll” model!
  13. Why did the man break up with Pennsylvania? It was too clingy, always trying to Scranton him!
  14. Why don’t they play hide and seek in Pennsylvania? Good luck hiding when everyone’s trying to Pitts-burgh you out!
  15. Why did the skeleton go to Hershey Park? For the “ghoul”-chocolate bars!
  16. What’s a pirate’s favorite place in Pennsylvania? ARRRR-e!
  17. How do Pennsylvania chefs make their dishes so good? It’s all in the way they “Phil” them up!
  18. What do you call a pretzel that does stand-up comedy in Pennsylvania? A twist and shout!
  19. Why did the map blush when it saw Pennsylvania? It saw its Poconos!
  20. What do you call a cat from Pennsylvania? A furr-sburg!
  21. Why do Pennsylvania birds always know what’s going on? They’ve got the bird’s-Erie view!
  22. What did the Liberty Bell say when it got a joke? “Cracking up!”
  23. How did the Pennsylvanian dog feel after eating a bunch of chocolate? Hershey wasn’t feeling too well!
  24. Why do shoemakers love Pennsylvania? They’ve got a lot of sole in Philadelphia!
  25. Why did the vampire move to Pennsylvania? It heard it’s the best place to get a Pocono neck-tar!
  26. Why was the math book unhappy in Pennsylvania? Too many problems in Pittsburgh!
  27. Why did the computer take a trip to Pennsylvania? It wanted to visit the Silicon Valley Forge!
  28. What do you call a comedian from Pennsylvania? A pun-sylvanian!
  29. Why did the music note like Pennsylvania? It was always on the Reading scale!
  30. What did the hungry computer eat while in Pennsylvania? Chips-burgh!
  31. Why did the triangle move to Pennsylvania? It heard it was the best place for angles!
  32. What do you call a bird that’s a big fan of Pennsylvania? A Pittsburgh Peacock!
  33. Why did the joke refuse to be told in Pennsylvania? It didn’t want to crack like the Liberty Bell!
  34. Why did the calendar visit Pennsylvania? To have a date in Lancaster!
  35. What’s a computer’s favorite town in Pennsylvania? “Code”-sauqua!
  36. Why do Pennsylvanians make terrible comedians? They always steel the punchline!
  37. What’s an astronaut’s favorite city in Pennsylvania? Moon Township!
  38. How do trees get on the internet in Pennsylvania? They log in from the Allegheny Forest!
  39. Why don’t cookies like going to Hershey, PA? They get jealous of the chocolate bars!
  40. Why do astronauts love Pennsylvania? Because it’s the Keystone to the stars!
  41. Why did the sandwich break up with the hot dog in Pennsylvania? It had too many Philly-ngs!
  42. Why are ghosts the best Pennsylvania tourists? They love the Erie sights!
  43. Why did the letter ‘P’ love vacationing in Pennsylvania? It felt right at home!
  44. How does Pennsylvania throw a party? It “rings” the Liberty Bell!
  45. Why was the computer cold at the Penn State game? It left its Windows open!
  46. Why did the chicken cross Pennsylvania? To get to the other “site”!
  47. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in Pennsylvania trees? They’re really good at it!
  48. What do you call a scary forest in Pennsylvania? Fright-henning!
  49. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to Pennsylvania? In case he got a hole in “Harris”-burg!
  50. Why did the lion visit Pennsylvania? He heard it was the “mane” attraction!
  51. What do you call a fish that knows all about Pennsylvania? A Brainy-fish-burg!
  52. Why did the scientist go to Pennsylvania? To study its “elements”!
  53. How does Santa Claus travel through Pennsylvania? He uses his “Schuylkill”!
  54. Why do artists love Pennsylvania? Because it’s a “draw”!
  55. What did the grape say when it arrived in Pennsylvania? “I’m just here to “wine”!
  56. Why are Pennsylvania mountains never lonely? They always have each other’s Poconos!
  57. Why did the ghost visit Pennsylvania? To make some new “ghoul”-friends!
  58. Why did the zombie move to Pennsylvania? To have a taste of the “Brain”-tree!
  59. Why did the hipster love Pennsylvania? Because it was too “Main”-stream!
  60. What’s the ocean’s favorite town in Pennsylvania? Tide-outin!
  61. Why did the potato go to a party in Pennsylvania? It heard there’d be “chips” and dip!
  62. What do you call a bear in Pennsylvania that can play the guitar? A “Strum”-sburg bear!
  63. Why was the broom late in Pennsylvania? It overswept!
  64. What do you call a nervous Pennsylvanian dog? A “Pet”-rified pooch!
  65. How do Pennsylvania cows stay updated? They read the “moo”-s!
  66. What did the piece of bread say in Pennsylvania? I’m on a “roll”!
  67. How does Pennsylvania take its coffee? Philadelphia-tered!
  68. Why did the cookie go to Pennsylvania? It wanted to feel “chipper”!
  69. How do Pennsylvania rivers stay in shape? They have a good “flow”!
  70. What do you call a sneezing Pennsylvanian cat? A-choo-ylkill!
  71. Why was the computer freezing in Pennsylvania? It left its Windows open!
  72. Why did the computer love visiting Pennsylvania? It had a great time “browsing” the Amish country!
  73. Why don’t you ever lend a Pennsylvanian a pencil? They always end up Pittsburgh!
  74. Why did the can crusher quit his job in Pennsylvania? It was soda pressing!
  75. What’s the most musical part of Pennsylvania? The PItts-“Band”-Burgh!
  76. How does a bird from Pennsylvania tweet? “Pitts-bird!”
  77. What did the cucumber say when it crossed into Pennsylvania? “I’m in a real pickle now!”
  78. Why are Pennsylvania’s football players good at baking? They really know how to knead the dough!
  79. What did Pennsylvania say when it felt left out? “You always forget the keystone!”
  80. Why did the Liberty Bell break? It couldn’t handle the Phila-delphia!
  81. How does Pennsylvania get ready in the morning? By “brush”-ing up on history!
  82. Why did the hot dog bun visit Pennsylvania? It was on a “roll” to success!
  83. How do you find the best pizza in Pennsylvania? You follow the “pies”!
  84. What’s a pirate’s favorite town in Pennsylvania? “ARRRRR”-entum!
  85. Why did the golfer pack two pairs of pants for his trip to Pennsylvania? In case he got a hole in one!
  86. Why did the computer break up with Pennsylvania? It was tired of all the “bytes”!
  87. Why did the bread break up with the butter in Pennsylvania? It said “I knead my space!”
  88. Why did the ghost love Pennsylvania so much? It was dying to get there!
  89. What’s a bee’s favorite city in Pennsylvania? “Buzz”-burg!
  90. Why did the computer love Pennsylvania? Because of its solid “state”!
  91. Why did the math book look sad in Pennsylvania? It had too many problems to “count”-ysport!
  92. How do you know the Liberty Bell is a great comedian? It always “cracks” people up!
  93. Why do vampires love Pennsylvania? They enjoy a nice “bite” of the Hershey’s!
  94. Why did the baker visit Pennsylvania? He heard they know the “knead” for good bread!
  95. What’s a football player’s favorite city in Pennsylvania? “Tackle”-hanna!
  96. Why did the tomato turn red in Pennsylvania? It saw the salad Lancaster-dressing!
  97. Why do rabbits love Pennsylvania? It’s a “hare”-raising experience!
  98. Why do witches love Pennsylvania? It gives them a sense of “broom”-all!
  99. Why was the cookie sad in Pennsylvania? It felt crumby!
  100. Why do Pennsylvanians always carry a map? So they don’t get caught in a “jam”-estown!
  101. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite city in Pennsylvania? “Crow”-nemahoning!
  102. Why do chickens love Pennsylvania? It’s “egg”-ceptional!
  103. How do you know if a cat is from Pennsylvania? It keeps saying “Meow-nroeville”!
  104. Why do mice love Pennsylvania? It’s the cheese state, literally!
  105. What did the nervous comedian say on stage in Pennsylvania? “I’m in a real State right now!”
  106. Why do trees love Pennsylvania? They feel really “rooted” there!
  107. Why did the scarecrow visit Pennsylvania? To go to the “corn”-er of the state!
  108. What’s the weather like in a Pennsylvanian kitchen? It’s always sunny in Philadelphia cream cheese!
  109. How does Pennsylvania say goodbye to its friends? “I’ll Phillya later!”
  110. Why did the computer love Pennsylvania? It wanted to check its “cookies”-burg!
  111. How does a computer get drunk in Pennsylvania? It takes too many screenshots!
  112. Why did the cloud stay in Pennsylvania? It wanted to make it “rain”!
  113. How does Pennsylvania make its decisions? With a lot of “state”-ment!
  114. Why did the grape never leave Pennsylvania? It didn’t want to “wine” about it!
  115. Why do Pennsylvania chefs always win at poker? They always have the best “sauce”!
  116. What’s a snowman’s favorite city in Pennsylvania? “Frost”-burg!
  117. Why did the light bulb love Pennsylvania? Because it was the highlight of its journey!
  118. How does Pennsylvania like its eggs? “Sunny side UP-ton”!
  119. What did the laptop say to Pennsylvania? “You are my ‘type’!”
  120. What do you call a bear that loves Pennsylvania winters? A “snow”-ma bear!
  121. How do Pennsylvania cows do math? With a “cow”-culator!
  122. Why was the book excited to travel to Pennsylvania? It wanted to check its “Reading” list!
  123. What’s a skeleton’s favorite town in Pennsylvania? Bone-hill!
  124. What’s a ghost’s favorite town in Pennsylvania? Boooo-thwyn!
  125. Why do aliens love Pennsylvania? Because it’s out of this world!
  126. Why did the shoe visit Pennsylvania? It heard it could get a nice “boot”-ler!
  127. Why was the pencil sharp in Pennsylvania? It just came from Penn-cilvania!
  128. Why did the cloud stay over Pennsylvania? It was “mist”-ified by the view!
  129. How do you make a Pennsylvanian cookie laugh? Tell it a “choco”-lot of jokes!
  130. Why did the orange go to Pennsylvania? It wanted to have a fresh “squeeze” on life!
  131. What’s a spider’s favorite city in Pennsylvania? “Web”-ster!
  132. What do you call a bear that loves baseball in Pennsylvania? A “Batter”-burg bear!
  133. Why do Pennsylvanians love astronomy? They have the best views of the Moon Township!
  134. What’s the favorite dance of the Liberty Bell? The “crack”-a-lacka!
  135. What’s a ghost’s favorite place in Pennsylvania? “Boo”-land!
  136. How does Pennsylvania stay in touch? With a “note”-ham!
  137. Why do dogs hate Pennsylvania? Too much “barking”-ham!
  138. What did the thermometer say to Pennsylvania? “You make my temperature rise!”
  139. How do you compliment a Pennsylvanian chef? “Your food is a ‘State’ of art!”
  140. What’s the favorite fruit of Pennsylvania? “Pear”-ry!
  141. Why was the potato nervous in Pennsylvania? It was in hot oil!
  142. Why did the clock go to Pennsylvania? It heard time flies in the “Hour”-tstown!
  143. Why did the ice cream visit Pennsylvania? It wanted to have a sundae in the park!
  144. Why did the vampire refuse to attack people in Pennsylvania? They had too much garlic in their Philly cheesesteak!
  145. How does a computer catch a fish in Pennsylvania? With its “net”-work!

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