150 painter jokes
- Why don’t artists ever win at poker? They always try to draw.
- How does a painter say goodbye? “I’ll catch you on the canvas side.”
- Why did the artist carry an easel? He wanted to draw on experience.
- What does an artist use to call his friends? A “palette-phone.”
- Why was the painter always calm? He knew he could always brush it off.
- Why was the artist a bad cook? He kept trying to mix the colors of the vegetables.
- Why did the artist get in trouble at school? Because he couldn’t stay within the lines.
- How does an artist flirt? By giving you a little sketch.
- Why was the painting a gossip? Because it kept spreading rumors in different shades.
- Why did the painter go to jail? Because he got caught framing someone.
- How do you compliment an artist? Tell them their work is a “stroke” of genius.
- Why was the painter’s house messy? Because he had too many “still lifes” lying around.
- What do you call a fast painter? A brush with speed.
- Why did the artist go to therapy? He had too many sketchy thoughts.
- Why don’t artists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always being drawn.
- What’s an artist’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the shapes.
- Why was the painting a great detective? It could always canvas the area.
- Why don’t painters get lost? Because they always know their way around a palette.
- What’s a painter’s favorite time of day? The golden hour, for the light it brings.
- What do you call a painter who only uses red, yellow, and blue? A primary school teacher.
- Why did the painter go to the bakery? He heard they had excellent “rolls.”
- Why do painters make poor comedians? Because they always draw a blank.
- Why was the painter always broke? He kept using up all his “canvas.”
- Why are artists good at fishing? They are masters at draw-ing them in.
- Why was the painting always cold? It always had a fresh coat.
- What do you call an artist who sculpts with fruit? A banana “split-artist.”
- Why don’t artists make good runners? Because they always draw a line at running.
- Why did the artist break his pencil? He had too many pointed remarks.
- Why did the artist fail his driving test? He took the term “paint the town red” too literally.
- What did the artist say when his work was finally appreciated? “I’ve made my mark!”
- Why are painters always happy? Because they always have an “art” to heart conversation.
- Why do artists always carry a pen? They might come across a sketchy situation.
- What do you call a painter’s bad day? A “brush” with disaster.
- Why did the artist visit the jungle? He wanted to “draw” a lion.
- What do you call an artistic cat? A “purr”-trait artist.
- Why did the artist bring a ladder? He wanted to reach new heights in his work.
- Why are artists good at soccer? They’re great at drawing the line.
- Why did the painter stay at the circus? He wanted to sketch a few “clownscapes.”
- Why do painters make good drivers? They always stay in their lane.
- What does an artist do at a concert? They “draw” inspiration.
- Why don’t painters make good criminals? They always leave a “mark.”
- Why did the artist go to the beach? He wanted to “draw” some waves.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of clothing? “Easels,” of course.
- What’s an artist’s favorite type of music? Sketch-pop.
- Why did the painter bring his brushes to the party? He wanted to paint the night away.
- Why do painters never get hungry? They always have a palette full of colors.
- Why did the painter go to the dentist? He needed a new “brush.”
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of dog? A “draw-g.”
- Why did the artist visit the zoo? He wanted to draw a “zoo-scape.”
- Why did the artist bring a canvas to the restaurant? He wanted to “draw” the waiter.
- What’s a painter’s favorite book? “Fifty Shades of Grey,” for its tonal variations.
- Why did the artist become a gardener? He wanted to plant “still life.”
- Why did the artist go to the casino? He wanted to “draw” a lucky card.
- What do you call a painter who only works with shadows? A shady artist.
- What’s a painter’s favorite weather? Light drizzle, it makes everything look like a watercolor painting.
- Why did the artist go to the farm? He heard it was the best place to “draw” a crowd.
- Why did the painter always lose at tic-tac-toe? He always tried to “draw.”
- What does a painter do when he’s scared? He “draws” courage.
- What’s a painter’s favorite game? “Draw” Something.
- Why did the painter bring a ruler to the studio? He wanted to draw a straight line.
- Why was the artist never late for work? He always knew the shortest path to “draw.”
- What do you call a painter’s child? A little sketch.
- Why do artists like playing chess? Because they enjoy the endgame, it’s all about drawing.
- Why did the artist never finish his painting? He kept “drawing” a blank.
- What’s a painter’s favorite breakfast? Pancakes with a side of “still lifes.”
- Why do artists never win at basketball? They can’t help but “draw” fouls.
- Why do artists love coffee shops? They’re great for “drawing” people.
- Why did the artist bring his brushes to bed? He wanted to “draw” dreams.
- Why do artists make poor wrestlers? They’re always afraid to cross the line.
- Why do painters hate rush hour? Too many “strokes.”
- What do you call a painter’s nightmare? A “brush” with death.
- Why did the artist go to the gym? He wanted to “draw” muscle.
- What do you call a painter who only works at night? A night “drawer.”
- Why did the painter keep a diary? To keep a record of all his strokes of genius.
- Why did the artist go to the eye doctor? He was having trouble seeing the big “picture.”
- Why did the painter go to space? He wanted to paint a “star-scape.”
- Why do artists love the ocean? It gives them a chance to “draw” water.
- Why did the painter join the baseball team? He wanted to “draw” a home run.
- Why did the artist go to the barber? He wanted to “draw” a beard.
- What’s a painter’s favorite dance?The “brush” step.
- Why did the painter go to the orchestra? He wanted to “draw” a note.
- Why did the artist go to the North Pole? He wanted to sketch a “cool” scene.
- Why did the painter bring his brushes to the football game? He was hoping to “draw” a touchdown.
- What’s a painter’s favorite drink? “Still-life” water.
- Why did the artist visit the tailor? He was always “drawing” seams.
- Why did the artist become a carpenter? He wanted to “draw” a table.
- Why did the artist carry a compass? He didn’t want to “draw” a circle wrong.
- Why do artists make good diplomats? They are great at drawing boundaries.
- What’s an artist’s favorite fruit? A “sketch-uari.”
- Why did the artist never get married? He couldn’t “draw” a commitment.
- Why did the artist start boxing? He wanted to “draw” a punch.
- Why did the artist get a job at the bakery? He wanted to “draw” bread.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of shoe? A “canvas” sneaker.
- Why did the artist start playing the violin? He wanted to “draw” a tune.
- Why did the painter go to the forest? He wanted to “draw” a tree.
- What do you call a painter’s workout? A “brush” up exercise.
- Why did the artist become a chef? He wanted to “draw” a recipe.
- What do you call an artist’s farewell? A “drawn” goodbye.
- Why do painters hate being rushed? They can’t handle the “fast strokes.”
- Why did the artist start cycling? He wanted to “draw” a route.
- What’s a painter’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The “Ferris Wheel,” because they love to draw it.
- Why did the artist go to the desert? He wanted to “draw” a cactus.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of car? A “draw”-gster.
- Why do painters hate rainy days? They always end up with watercolors.
- Why did the artist become a banker? He wanted to “draw” interest.
- Why do artists love puzzles? Because it’s all about drawing connections.
- What’s a painter’s favorite exercise? The “brush”-up.
- Why did the artist go camping? He wanted to “draw” a campfire.
- Why did the artist become a gardener? He loved “drawing” flowers.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of tea? “Paints-mint.”
- Why do painters hate laundry? It always “blurs” their lines.
- Why did the painter visit the tower? He wanted to “draw” height.
- Why did the artist start rock climbing? He wanted to “draw” a cliff.
- Why did the artist go to the supermarket? He wanted to “draw” a cart.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of pasta? “Penne” and ink.
- Why did the artist visit the candy store? He wanted to “draw” a lollipop.
- Why did the artist get a pet bird? He wanted to “draw” a feather.
- Why do artists love Halloween? Because they can “draw” a scare.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of cheese? “Gouda” color.
- Why did the artist visit the jungle gym? He wanted to “draw” a swing.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of map? A “color” chart.
- Why did the artist go to the lake? He wanted to “draw” a duck.
- Why did the artist start yoga? He wanted to “draw” a pose.
- Why did the artist go to the moon? He wanted to “draw” an alien.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of movie? A “sketch” comedy.
- Why do artists hate power cuts? It interrupts their “flow.”
- Why did the artist join the gym? He wanted to “draw” a six-pack.
- What do you call an artist’s favorite dessert? A “sketch-olate” cake.
- Why did the artist become an architect? He wanted to “draw” buildings.
- Why did the artist start swimming? He wanted to “draw” a splash.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of sandwich? A “brush”-etta.
- Why did the artist go to the circus? He wanted to “draw” an elephant.
- Why did the artist visit the ice cream parlor? He wanted to “draw” a sundae.
- Why did the artist become a photographer? He wanted to “draw” light.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of bird? A “sketch” owl.
- Why did the artist visit the pet store? He wanted to “draw” a goldfish.
- Why did the artist visit the farm? He wanted to “draw” a pig.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of pizza? A “brush”-etta.
- Why did the artist go to the coffee shop? He wanted to “draw” a latte.
- Why did the artist visit the aquarium? He wanted to “draw” a shark.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of gemstone? A “sketch”-fire.
- Why did the artist visit the hat store? He wanted to “draw” a cap.
- Why did the artist visit the theme park? He wanted to “draw” a roller coaster.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of flower? A “brush”-room.
- Why did the artist visit the toy store? He wanted to “draw” a teddy bear.
- Why did the artist visit the mountain? He wanted to “draw” a peak.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of salad? A “sketch”-arole.
- Why did the artist go to the zoo? He wanted to “draw” a monkey.
- What’s a painter’s favorite type of cookie? A “sketch”-er doodle.
- Why did the artist visit the seashore? He wanted to “draw” a shell.