150 otter jokes

1. What do otters call their significant otters? They call them their otter halves.
2. Why don’t otters like to play hide and seek? They’re always spotted!
3. Why did the otter bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to go off on a tangent.
4. What’s an otter’s favorite pop song? “I’m Otterly in Love with You.”
5. What do otters do when they’re feeling self-conscious? They wear otterwear!
6. Why did the otter break up with his girlfriend? She was otterly out of line.
7. Why do otters make terrible secret agents? Because they’re always spotted!
8. What’s an otter’s favorite snack? Fish and chips, but hold the chips!
9. What’s an otter’s favorite type of math? Otter-matic!
10. Why did the otter go to therapy? He had too much on his otter mind.
11. Why was the otter always the life of the party? Because he always had the best otter-tude!
12. Why was the otter in the pop band? He had the best otter-tune.
13. Why do otters make good friends? Because they don’t like to be alone; they’re always otter-getherness.
14. Why did the otter never lose at poker? He always had a good hand.
15. Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side!
16. What do otters like to do on a sunny day? Catch some rays, then make a splash!
17. How did the otter win the talent show? With his otter-iginal performance.
18. Why did the otter get a job at the bakery? He loved to knead the dough.
19. How do otters get their news? From the Otter-net.
20. Why was the otter a bad comedian? His jokes were otter-ly terrible.
21. What’s an otter’s favorite dance move? The body slide.
22. How did the otter get into college? He was a whiz at otter applications.
23. Why do otters love to play basketball? They’re always ready to make a splash!
24. What do otters do when they’re feeling a bit shellfish? They clam up!
25. Why was the otter always late for school? He couldn’t resist a dip in the river.
26. What’s an otter’s favorite kind of car? An otter-mobile.
27. How did the otter break the ice at the party? With his otterly cool dance moves.
28. Why was the otter a bad golfer? He always hit the ball into the water!
29. What did the otter say when he won the lottery? “I’m otterly rich!”
30. How do otters keep their teeth clean? They use shell toothpaste.
31. What’s an otter’s favorite movie? Harry Otter.
32. What do otters say when they’re surprised? “You’ve got to be otterly kidding me!”
33. Why was the otter so good at basketball? He had an otter-mazing jump shot!
34. Why do otters never lose at hide and seek? They always play in the water.
35. What do you call an otter with a cold? Snotter.
36. What’s an otter’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s a real splash hit.
37. Why did the otter like to play chess? He was an otter-thinker.
38. Why did the otter start a band? He had a knack for hit otter-notes.
39. Why did the otter get a promotion? He was otter this world at his job.
40. What do otters like to drink? Otter-ade.
41. What did the otter wear to the wedding? An otter-tux!
42. What do you call an otter that tells tall tales? An otter-fibber.
43. What do you call an otter with a nut allergy? An otter without his favorite treat.
44. Why was the otter so popular? He always went with the flow.
45. What do you call an otter who can play the piano? An otter virtuoso.
46. Why was the otter a great detective? He could always crack the case.
47. Why did the otter go to the school dance? He had the best otter-ography.
48. What do you call a fashion-conscious otter? An otter-dressed sensation.
49. Why did the otter start a blog? He had an otter-esting life.
50. Why did the otter go to the bar? He wanted a glass of otter on the rocks.
51. What do you call an otter with a diploma? A gradu-otter.
52. Why did the otter love to go camping? He was a natural at starting fires.
53. What did the otter bring to the potluck? His otter-ly delicious clam dip.
54. Why did the otter get kicked out of the library? He was being too loud, making a splash.
55. What did the otter wear to the beach? His otter-fit of the day.
56. What did the otter say when he got lost? “I’m otterly confused!”
57. What do you call an otter who can paint? An otter-da Vinci.
58. Why did the otter take up fishing? He wanted to catch his own dinner.
59. What’s an otter’s favorite type of book? An otter-biography.
60. Why did the otter go to the dentist? He had a toothache from eating too many shellfish.
61. What do otters do at a music concert? They wave their paws in the air.
62. Why was the otter a great swimmer? He was born to dive.
63. What’s an otter’s favorite time of the day? Swim-o’clock!
64. Why do otters never get in trouble? They always stay current.
65. Why did the otter bring a compass on his trip? He didn’t want to drift otter course.
66. Why did the otter join the choir? He had the best otter-voice.
67. What do you call an otter that can sing and dance? A triple threat.
68. Why did the otter go to art school? He was great at watercolors.
69. What’s an otter’s favorite board game? Settlers of Otter-tan.
70. What did the otter say when he finished his meal? “That was otterly delicious!”
71. Why did the otter make a great teacher? He could always keep his students afloat.
72. What did the otter bring to the picnic? His otter-sandwiches.
73. Why do otters love rainy days? It’s just more water to play in!
74. How did the otter ace his test? He was otterly brilliant.
75. What’s an otter’s favorite sport? Water polo, naturally.
76. Why did the otter start a band? He wanted to make some noise.
77. What’s an otter’s favorite type of joke? Anything that makes him crack up.
78. Why did the otter go to the comedy club? He needed a good laugh.
79. What do you call an otter that bakes? A lotter delicious cookies.
80. What did the otter say to his friends before they jumped in the water? “Otter you coming?”
81. What’s an otter’s favorite vacation spot? The Gulf of Otter-mania.
82. Why do otters love the summer? They can just otter-round in the water all day!
83. Why did the otter join a soccer team? He loved to dive for the ball.
84. What did the otter say when he saw a boat? “That’s otterly impressive!”
85. What’s an otter’s favorite school subject? Marine biology, of course.
86. Why did the otter win the award? He was otter-ly the best.
87. How did the otter feel when he moved to the city? Otter place.
88. What do you call an otter who loves to read? A literature otter.
89. Why did the otter get the lead in the play? He was a natural performer.
90. What’s an otter’s favorite hobby? Collecting seashells.
91. Why do otters love to play in the water? It’s otterly fun.
92. What’s an otter’s favorite candy? Anything sweet and fish-flavored.
93. Why did the otter open a restaurant? He loved to serve otter-cuisine.
94. Why was the otter always the star of the show? He knew how to take center stage.
95. Why did the otter start a book club? He wanted to otter his opinions.
96. Why did the otter join the gym? He wanted to keep his sleek figure.
97. What’s an otter’s favorite place in the house? The otter room.
98. What did the otter say when he saw his reflection? “That’s otterly me!”
99. Why did the otter write a book? He had an otterly good story to tell.
100. Why did the otter watch the nature documentary? He wanted to learn about otter animals.

I hope you’ve enjoyed these first 100 otterly fun jokes.

Let’s dive into the next 50!

101. What’s an otter’s favorite superhero? Aquaman, of course.
102. Why did the otter become a lifeguard? He was always ready to dive in.
103. Why do otters never fight? They prefer to go with the flow.
104. What do you call an otter who can solve a Rubik’s cube? An otter-genius.
105. Why did the otter go to the supermarket? He was otter food.
106. What’s an otter’s favorite type of music festival? Otter-chella.
107. Why did the otter make a great babysitter? He was good at keeping the kids afloat.
108. What do you call an otter in a film? An otter-actor.
109. Why did the otter go to the opera? He loved the high notes.
110. What’s an otter’s favorite type of ice cream? Fish flavor, obviously.
111. Why was the otter a great builder? He always knew how to keep things afloat.
112. What’s an otter’s favorite type of weather? Anything otter than hot.
113. What did the otter do at the disco? He showed off his otter-ly amazing dance moves.
114. Why do otters make great friends? They never flounder.
115. Why did the otter join the circus? He was a natural acrobat.
116. Why was the otter so good at school? He was at the top of his class in swimming.
117. What do you call an otter that’s a great cook? A gourmet.
118. Why did the otter go to the concert? He loved to rock otter.
119. What did the otter say when he finished his workout? “That was otterly exhausting!”
120. Why was the otter a good mathematician? He was great at working with numbers.
121. What do you call an otter with a watch? Timely otter.
122. Why did the otter get a job at the marina? He loved boats.
123. What did the otter bring to the dinner party? His famous seaweed salad.
124. Why was the otter a good basketball player? He had the best dive shot.
125. What’s an otter’s favorite type of art? Anything that’s a splash of color.
126. Why did the otter go to the beach? He wanted to catch some waves.
127. What did the otter say when he saw a shark? “That’s otterly scary!”
128. Why did the otter love the mountain? He loved the snow and the cold.
129. What’s an otter’s favorite Christmas carol? “Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells, Jingle all the way.”
130. Why did the otter become a lifeguard? He loved to make a splash.
131. Why was the otter a great comedian? His jokes were always on point.
132. What do otters do when they are tired? They otter-rest.
133. What did the otter say when he met the dolphin? “You’re otterly amazing!”
134. What do you call an otter that loves to dance? An otter dancer.
135. Why did the otter move to the city? He wanted to be a part of the otter-urban life.
136. What did the otter say when he was asked to be the best man? “I’m otterly honored!”
137. What do you call an otter that’s always on time? An otter-clock.
138. Why did the otter become a doctor? He loved to heal otter people.
139. Why did the otter join the orchestra? He loved to play the otter-bone.
140. Why do otters love the moon? They love its otter-worldly beauty.
141. What did the otter say when he won the swimming race? “I’m otterly the best!”
142. What did the otter wear to the Halloween party? An otter-costume.
143. Why did the otter become a baker? He loved to make otterly delicious treats.
144. What do you call an otter that tells jokes? A comedi-otter.
145. Why did the otter go to the space station? He wanted to see the otter-space.
146. What did the otter say when he saw a rainbow? “That’s otterly colorful!”
147. What’s an otter’s favorite day of the week? Wetnesday.
148. Why did the otter start a band? He loved the otter of the drums.
149. Why was the otter always late for work? He was too busy enjoying the otter things in life.
150. What do you call an otter who can do magic? An otter-cadabra!