150 lightening jokes
- Why don’t storms ever play hide and seek with lightning? Because they always get struck!
- Why did the lightning break up with the thunder? Because it said it needed space, it felt too clinged to!
- Why did the lightning bolt go to school? To get a little bit brighter!
- What’s lightning’s favorite game? Shock and awe!
- How do lightning bolts flirt? They simply electrify!
- Why does lightning shock people? Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself!
- What does lightning wear under his coat? A thunderwear!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite kind of music? Shock and roll!
- Why don’t lightning bolts ever get lost? Because they always find the path of least resistance!
- What did the scientist say when he discovered a new type of lightning? “This is shockingly new!”
- What’s lightning’s favorite time of the day? Shock o’clock!
- Why was the little lightning bolt always getting in trouble? Because it never knew when to conduct itself!
- How does a lightning bolt propose? “Will you be my thunder forever?”
- What do you call it when lightning strikes the ocean? A shocking wave!
- Why was the thunder scared of the lightning? Because it knew it could never beat it in a flash!
- What do you call a gossiping lightning bolt? A current event!
- What do you call a lightning bolt in winter? A snow shock!
- Why did the lightning go to the party? To light it up!
- What is a lightning bolt’s favorite dance move? The Electric Slide!
- Why did the storm chaser break up with the lightning bolt? It was too flashy!
- What is a lightning bolt’s favorite vegetable? Zap-per!
- What does a lightning bolt say when it makes a mistake? “Ohm my goodness!”
- What did the lightning say to the tree? “Prepare to get lit!”
- Why did the lightning bolt sit on the clock? It wanted to have a shocking time!
- Why did the lightning bolt go to therapy? It had shocking behavior!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite card game? Electric Bridge!
- Why was the lightning bolt bad at poker? Because it couldn’t keep a straight face when it got a shock!
- How does a lightning bolt introduce itself? “Hi, Watt’s your name?”
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite book? “A Tale of Two Volts!”
- How do you compliment a lightning bolt? “You’re looking electrifying tonight!”
- Why are lightning bolts good at solving problems? They always strike at the heart of the issue!
- What do you call a comedian lightning bolt? A shock jock!
- Why don’t lightning bolts ever lie? Because the truth always comes out in a flash!
- Why did the lightning bolt cross the road? To give the chicken a shock!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite drink? Shocklate milk!
- Why was the lightning bolt a good politician? It was always current!
- Why was the thunder so jealous of the lightning? It always steals the spotlight!
- What does a polite lightning bolt say? “Excuse my shocking manners!”
- What does a lightning bolt eat for breakfast? Shocked wheat!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite exercise? Circuit training!
- Why did the lightning bolt go to the cinema? To see the latest sparkbuster!
- Why was the lightning bolt a good musician? It had perfect pitch – it never hit a wrong note!
- Why did the lightning bolt join the circus? It loved to shock and awe!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite candy? Shock Tarts!
- How does a lightning bolt get around town? It uses the high-voltage line!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite sport? Shockey!
- Why was the lightning bolt a good gardener? It knew how to make a plant grow in a flash!
- What do you call a surprised lightning bolt? Thunderstruck!
- How do lightning bolts like their coffee? Electri-coffee!
- What did the thunder say to the lightning? “You’re always so quick to judge!”
- What do you call a scared lightning bolt? A frightning bolt!
- Why don’t lightning bolts ever forget? Their memory is electrifying!
- What did the lightning bolt say to its date? “You electrify my life!”
- How does a lightning bolt say goodbye? “Keep it shocking!”
- Why do lightning bolts make bad secret agents? They always reveal their presence with a flash!
- What do you call a lightning bolt at the North Pole? A frosty flash!
- Why was the lightning bolt good at basketball? It knew how to shoot and score in a flash!
- Why did the lightning bolt go to the barber? To get a trim and a buzz!
- Why was the lightning bolt a great detective? It was great at catching criminals in a flash!
- What does a lightning bolt do when it’s tired? It recharges!
- What do you call a lazy lightning bolt? A slack shock!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
- Why did the lightning bolt get a job? It wanted to earn some current-cy!
- What did the tree say to the lightning bolt? “Quit barking up the wrong tree!”
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of bread? Shockolate chip loaf!
- How do you know when a lightning bolt is happy? It’s all aglow!
- What do you call a lightning bolt that can sing? A shock star!
- Why did the lightning bolt go to the gym? To get amped up!
- What did the lightning bolt say to the switch? “You turn me on!”
- Why was the lightning bolt good at business? It knew how to keep things current!
- How does a lightning bolt get a promotion? By staying current and never resisting a challenge!
- Why did the lightning bolt go to the zoo? To see the electric eel!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite piece of furniture? The electric chair!
- Why don’t lightning bolts use social media? They prefer to keep things current, not post!
- What did the lightning bolt wear to the wedding? A tuxedo with a flashy tie!
- What did the lightning bolt say to the thunder? “You crack me up!”
- What do you call a lightning bolt that bakes? A lightning batch!
- Why did the lightning bolt break up with its girlfriend? It wasn’t feeling the spark anymore!
- What do you call a lightning bolt that is always late? A slow shock!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite pet? A shocker spaniel!
- Why don’t lightning bolts ever quit? They have too much drive and electricity!
- How does a lightning bolt cut its lawn? With a shock and awe mower!
- What did the lightning bolt say to the resistor? “You can’t stop me!”
- What did the sun say to the lightning bolt? “You’re so bright, you’re blinding!”
- What’s a lightningbolt’s favorite city? Electri-city!
- What do you call a lightning bolt who’s good at math? A lightning calcula-tor!
- Why do lightning bolts like to argue? They love a good debate charge!
- Why was the lightning bolt good at chess? It was always a couple of moves ahead!
- Why did the lightning bolt refuse to date the thunder? It was just too loud for it!
- How does a lightning bolt get into a locked room? It simply finds a way to conduct itself in!
- Why do lightning bolts make good actors? They always steal the show!
- Why did the lightning bolt become a poet? It was good at creating sparks of inspiration!
- What do you call a happy lightning bolt? A delight-ning bolt!
- Why did the lightning bolt join a band? Because it had the electric guitar solo down pat!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you a conductor? Because I feel a spark!”
- Why was the lightning bolt a good baker? It always made electrifying pastries!
- Why did the lightning bolt bring a map? It didn’t want to lose its current location!
- How do you cheer up a sad lightning bolt? Give it a spark of encouragement!
- Why did the lightning bolt love to read? Because books illuminate its mind!
- Why did the lightning bolt join the track team? It wanted to keep up with current runners!
- What did the lightning bolt say to its reflection? “Who’s that bright spark?”
- What do you call a lightning bolt that doesn’t make any noise? A silent striker!
- Why did the lightning bolt apply for a job at the power plant? It felt it was the best place to spark up a career!
- Why don’t lightning bolts play chess? Because they’re always in check!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of car? A Volts-wagen!
- Why was the lightning bolt always out of money? It spent all its cash in a flash!
- Why did the lightning bolt join the police force? It had a knack for catching criminals in a flash!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghett-zap!
- Why did the lightning bolt refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being dealt a shockingly bad hand!
- What do you call a lightning bolt that takes a nap? A restrike!
- Why do lightning bolts make good writers? They have shockingly good ideas!
- Why did the lightning bolt go to the bank? It needed to open a current account!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of pizza? Pepper-zap-oni!
- How does a lightning bolt apologize? It simply says, “I’m revolting!”
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of music festival? Electric Dance!
- Why did the lightning bolt win the talent show? It had a striking performance!
- What do you call a lightning bolt that falls in love? Struck by Cupid!
- Why was the lightning bolt good at baseball? It always made a shocking swing!
- What do you call a helpful lightning bolt? A lighting assistant!
- Why did the lightning bolt take a selfie? It wanted to show off its spark!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of tea? Electri-tea!
- Why did the lightning bolt break into laughter? Because the thunder cracked a joke!
- Why was the lightning bolt a good salesman? It knew how to close a deal in a flash!
- What do you call a lightning bolt that can’t make up its mind? A maybe-zap!
- Why did the lightning bolt become a judge? It loved delivering shock verdicts!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of exercise? High-intensity interval training, it gets them charged up!
- Why did the lightning bolt visit the psychologist? It had some shocking thoughts it needed to discuss!
- What do you call a lightning bolt on vacation? A relaxation strike!
- Why did the lightning bolt become a teacher? It loved enlightening young minds!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of art? Shock art!
- Why did the lightning bolt break up with the cloud? It felt the relationship was too stormy!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of footwear? Electric boots!
- Why was the lightning bolt a good friend? It was always there in a flash!
- What do you call a lightning bolt at a comedy show? A laughing strike!
- Why did the lightning bolt visit the museum? It was in search of some electrifying history!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of cake? Lemon zap!
- Why did the lightning bolt become a journalist? It had a knack for finding shocking news!
- What do you call a lightning bolt who’s an excellent cook? A gourmet zap!
- Why was the lightning bolt popular at parties? It had a sparkling personality!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of fruit? Shockberries!
- Why did the lightning bolt sign up for a marathon? It wanted to win in a flash!
- What do you call a lightning bolt that loves shopping? A retail striker!
- Why did the lightning bolt start a business? It saw a gap in the market for a truly electrifying product!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of movie? Thrill-zap!
- Why did the lightning bolt become a magician? It loved performing shockingly good tricks!
- What do you call a lightning bolt who’s an architect? A structural striker!
- Why was the lightning bolt a good photographer? It captured moments in a flash!
- What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite type of sandwich? Zap-lone and cheese!
- Why did the lightning bolt join the military? It wanted to become a shock trooper!
- What do you call a lightning bolt with a great sense of humor? A laugh-trical strike!