57+ leopard puns
- Why don’t leopards play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
- How does a leopard say hello? It gives a big cat-titude.
- What do you call a leopard who likes to play the piano? A key-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite day of the week? Purr-sday.
- Why don’t leopards like fast food? They can’t catch it.
- What does a leopard call it when he makes a mistake? A bl-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite board game? Cheet-ah, I mean, Cheetahs.
- Why was the leopard a terrible comedian? He always pounced on the punchline.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite song? “Can’t Stop the Feline.”
- Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt? He was trying to be incon-spicuous.
- Why did the leopard go to school? To improve his purr-sonal development.
- Why was the leopard always calm? He had lots of purr-severance.
- Why did the leopard bring a suitcase to the jungle? He wanted to pack a roar.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite type of car? A Jag-u-ar.
- Why did the leopard never finish his dinner? He was stuffed with prey-tzels.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite city? Claw-s Angeles.
- Why did the leopard break up with his girlfriend? He caught her cheetah-ing.
- Why was the leopard so good at poker? He had a purr-fect poker face.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite dance move? The cat-walk.
- Why did the leopard become a baker? He kneaded the dough.
- What do you call a leopard who’s lost his spots? A find-pard.
- Why did the leopard refuse to play cards? He was afraid of cheetahs.
- What do you call a leopard who likes to swim? A dip-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite drink? Spot-tea.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat and claws-trophobic bass.
- Why did the leopard go to the art show? He heard there was a good mews.
- What do you call a leopard that’s bad at playing hide and seek? A spotted loser.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite type of math? Geome-tree.
- Why did the leopard cross the road? To prove he’s not a chicken.
- Why was the leopard good at baseball? He was a real cat-cher.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite fruit? Paw-paya.
- Why was the leopard always first in class? He was paws-itive about his abilities.
- What do you call a leopard who’s into fitness? A leap-ard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite dessert? Rasp-berry roar-bet.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory.
- Why did the leopard become a judge? He wanted to preside over the claw courts.
- What do you call a leopard with glasses? A spec-tacle.
- Why was the leopard great at chess? He was always pouncing on the opportunity.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda, because it’s grrr-eat!
- What’s a leopard’s favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes, they’re grrr-eat!
- Why did the leopard wear sunglasses? To look cool for the catwalk.
- What do you call a leopard that doesn’t play by the rules? A cheat-ah.
- What do you call a leopard at the North Pole? Lost.
- What do you call a leopard that likes to take baths? A soap-ard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite candy? Kit-Kat.
- Why was the leopard a great salesman? He always pounced on a good deal.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite salad? Ceasar, for the romaine it Roars!
- Why was the leopard good at tag? He had fast paws.
- What do you call a leopard who likes to read? A page-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite type of shoe? Purr-suede.
- What do you call a leopard with an attitude? Snappy.
- Why did the leopard join the circus? He wanted to be the main attraction.
- What do you call a leopard who bakes? A whisk-ered artist.
- Why was the leopard always picked first in dodgeball? He had the best dodge, duck, dip, dive and paw-ounce.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite sport? Cricket, because of the cat-ch!
- Why was the leopard good at yoga? He was flexible and could stretch his spots.
- What do you call a leopard who works in a bank? A cash-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
- Why did the leopard like to go to parties? He was the life of the paw-ty.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite movie? The Lion King – he loved the roar-alty.
- What do you call a leopard that flies? A heli-copter.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite pasta? Paw-sta.
- What do you call a leopard in a greenhouse? A plant-pard.
- What do you call a leopard who’s good at drawing? A sketch-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite joke? The one with the punch-line!
- Why was the leopard always winning races? He had a lot of leap-ard in his step.
- What do you call a leopard who gives good advice? A wisepard.
- Why did the leopard always carry an umbrella? He didn’t want to be a drip-pard.
- What do you call a leopard who can play guitar? A strum-pard.
- What do you call a leopard at the top of a hill? High and mighty.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite kind of coffee? Purr-co-late.
- Why was the leopard good at debate? He always had a good point to pounce on.
- What do you call a leopard who is a skilled sailor? A sea-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite holiday? Christmas, because of Santa Claws.
- Why did the leopard become a gardener? He had a green paw.
- What do you call a leopard that loves to dance? A twirl-pard.
- What do you call a leopard that’s a great cook? A gourmet-pard.
- What do you call a leopard who loves to read? A book-pard.
- Why was the leopard always prepared? He had a plan for every spot.
- What do you call a leopard that always helps others? A support-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite type of ice cream? Purr-alines and cream.
- Why did the leopard get a job as a baker? He was kneady.
- What do you call a leopard who works at a construction site? A build-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite game? Paw-nopoly.
- What do you call a leopard who’s good at jumping? A leap-ard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite part of the computer? The mouse!
- Why was the leopard a good student? He was always spot on.
- What do you call a leopard who is an author? A write-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite drink? A cat-achino.
- Why did the leopard become an artist? He loved to draw spots.
- What do you call a leopard that works in a bar? A tap-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite bedtime story? The Cat in the Hat.
- What do you call a leopard that lives in a city? An urban-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite exercise? Jumping jacks, for the leap!
- Why did the leopard go to the library? To read the latest mews-paper.
- What do you call a leopard who works at a zoo? A tour-pard.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite superhero? Catwoman.
- What do you call a leopard who has just finished a meal? A full-pard.
- Why did the leopard go to the doctor? He had a bad case of spots.
- What do you call a leopard who’s a comedian? A laugh-pard.