150 keyboard jokes
- Why don’t keyboards ever go camping? They can’t escape!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because of all the keys!
- What did the computer say to the keyboard? Stop pressing my buttons!
- Why did the keyboard go to therapy? It had too many issues with its space bar.
- What do you call a keyboard that can sing? A-key-broadway.
- Why was the keyboard feeling unimportant? Because it was always taken for granted.
- Why was the keyboard always busy? It had a lot of keys to manage!
- What do you call a keyboard in the winter? An ice-keyboard!
- Why did the keyboard break up with the mouse? Because it felt like they were never clicking.
- What’s the keyboard’s least favorite key? The shift key, because it’s always making changes!
- What did the keyboard say to the screen? I’ve got your type.
- Why was the keyboard always tired? It kept running out of energy (Enter+G)!
- Why did the keyboard go to the doctor? It kept getting a caps-lock jaw!
- Why did the keyboard never find love? It kept getting mixed signals.
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite sport? Trackpad-and-field!
- Why are keyboards great comedians? They always know how to put a good ‘Return’!
- Why do keyboards hate being in school? They’re afraid of the tests (Ctrl+T)!
- How do keyboards like their coffee? Strong, with plenty of space (bar)!
- Why did the keyboard cross the road? To get to the other site!
- Why are keyboards so good at decision making? Because they always weigh the pros and the cons(ole)!
- What did the shift key say to the space bar? “You need to stop spacing out!”
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite dessert? Apple (key) pie.
- Why are keyboards terrible at hide and seek? They always leave tracks.
- Why did the keyboard go to the party? To have a few tabs!
- Why was the keyboard jealous of the computer screen? It had more windows to the world.
- What’s the keyboard’s favorite exercise? The scroll.
- Why did the keyboard never get lost? It always knew where to ‘return’!
- Why are keyboards so bad at racing? They always ‘backspace’.
- Why did the keyboard not talk to the mouse? It found him too clicky.
- What’s the keyboard’s favorite movie? Key Largo.
- What did the keyboard say to the letter ‘P’? “You’re just too far ‘right’ for me!”
- Why are keyboards great at chess? They always know the next move.
- Why did the keyboard visit the beach? To surf the web!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite breakfast? Ctrl-Oats!
- Why are keyboards terrible at playing cards? They always fold under pressure.
- Why did the keyboard become a gardener? It has a lot of ‘Caps’ to Lock!
- How do you know a keyboard is bad at keeping secrets? It always spills the beans (Ctrl+B)!
- Why did the keyboard go to school? To learn the ABCs!
- Why did the keyboard join the army? It wanted to fight against the Caps Lock.
- Why did the keyboard break up with the computer? It felt too used.
- Why don’t keyboards make good dancers? They have two left feet (ctrl and alt).
- Why was the keyboard feeling sticky? It couldn’t let go of its ‘Paste’!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite key? ‘Home’ because there’s no place like it!
- Why did the keyboard become a detective? It loves finding clues (Ctrl+C)!
- Why was the keyboard always sad? It felt constantly pushed around.
- What do you call a keyboard with no ‘Enter’ key? A no-entry zone!
- Why was the keyboard afraid of the dark? It couldn’t find the right ‘light’ (Ctrl+L)!
- Why did the keyboard apply sunscreen? It didn’t want to get ‘burned’ (Ctrl+B)!
- Why did the keyboard attend the concert? It wanted to see the band ‘perform’ (Ctrl+P)!
- What is the keyboard’s favorite hobby? Typing up loose ends!
- Why was the keyboard always feeling under the weather? It kept catching a ‘virus’ (Ctrl+V)!
- Why did the keyboard join the gym? It wanted to get into shape (Shift+S)!
- Why was the keyboard feeling stressed? It had too many tabs open.
- Why did the keyboard become a filmmaker? It loves to ‘direct’ (Ctrl+D)!
- Why don’t keyboards get lonely? They’re always in touch with people.
- Why was the keyboard always feeling left out? It felt nobody ‘cared’ (Ctrl+C)!
- What do you call a keyboard on a diet? A ‘lite’ keyboard.
- Why was the keyboard always the life of the party? It knew how to keep things ‘enter’taining!
- Why was the keyboard always feeling nostalgic? It was stuck in the ‘Past’ (Ctrl+P)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite song? “I just called to Ctrl+S (say) I love you!”
- Why did the keyboard become a baker? It loved to ‘roll’ (Scroll)!
- Why was the keyboard always feeling misunderstood? People kept pushing its buttons.
- Why don’t keyboards like to share? They always want control!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite story? “The Ctrl+P (Prince) and the Pauper”!
- Why did the keyboard take a day off? It needed to ‘pause’ (Pause Break)!
- Why did the keyboard get a promotion? It was outstanding in its ‘field’ (Tab)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite drink? Ctrl+Tea!
- Why was the keyboard so good at basketball? It always knew how to ‘return’ a pass!
- Why was the keyboard feeling so down? It was feeling a bit ‘shift’y!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite place to visit? The ‘space’ bar.
- Why did the keyboard get a pet? It needed some ‘space’ (bar)!
- Why did the keyboard become a musician? It loved the sound of ‘keys’!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite dance? The Shift and Slide!
- Why did the keyboard go on a diet? It wanted to lose some ‘weight’ (Ctrl+W)!
- Why was the keyboard feeling so adventurous? It wanted to ‘explore’ (Ctrl+E)!
- What do you call a spooky keyboard? A ghost-writer!
- Why did the keyboard become a writer? It knew all the ‘keys’ to a good story!
- Why did the keyboard refuse to play the lottery? It didn’t like taking ‘chances’ (Ctrl+C)!
- Why was the keyboard always feeling lonely? It missed its ‘Home’ key!
- Why did the keyboard go to the barber? It needed a ‘trim’ (Ctrl+T)!
- Why was the keyboard feeling sopressed? It was always under someone’s fingers!
- Why did the keyboard become a sailor? It loved to ‘navigate’ (Ctrl+N)!
- Why was the keyboard never invited to parties? It was known to start ‘ctrl’oversies!
- Why did the keyboard love to paint? It loved to ‘draw’ (Ctrl+D)!
- Why was the keyboard always early? It was always ‘up’ for everything!
- Why don’t keyboards make good secret agents? They always leave a trail.
- Why was the keyboard so fast? It had a ‘racing’ key!
- Why did the keyboard get a ticket? It ‘sped’ too much (Speed Key)!
- Why was the keyboard so good at Yoga? It knew how to ‘balance’ (Ctrl+B)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite holiday? Independence Day, it loves its ‘space’ (bar)!
- What do you call a keyboard that can predict the future? A psychic ‘board.
- Why was the keyboard feeling so empowered? It always had ‘ctrl’!
- Why did the keyboard never lose a game? It always had the ‘win’ key!
- Why was the keyboard always nervous? It was always on ‘edge’ (Microsoft Edge)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite day of the week? Sunday, because it’s a ‘rest’ day (Pause)!
- What do you call a sunburned keyboard? A ‘caps’ lock!
- Why did the keyboard start a band? It wanted to be in ‘sync’ (Ctrl+S)!
- Why did the keyboard love winter? It loved the ‘cool’ keys!
- Why don’t keyboards like playing hide and seek? They always get found ‘right’ away!
- Why did the keyboard like math? It had a ‘number’ lock!
- Why was the keyboard the best detective? It could always find the missing ‘link’ (Ctrl+L)!
- Why did the keyboard love puzzles? It had a knack for ‘solving’ (Ctrl+S)!
- Why was the keyboard always feeling hot? It was always ‘on’ (On Key)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite fruit? A ‘black’berry!
- Why did the keyboard love gardening? It enjoyed ‘planting’ keys!
- What do you call a keyboard that likes to gossip? A Chatter-key!
- Why was the keyboard always at peace? It was ‘at ease’ (Alt+E)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite clothing? Button-down shirts!
- Why was the keyboard always hungry? It kept having ‘bites’ (Byte)!
- Why did the keyboard join a band? It had the ‘keys’ to success!
- Why did the keyboard love studying? It always hit the ‘books’ (Backspace)!
- Why did the keyboard hate rainy days? It didn’t want to ‘wet’ its keys!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite school subject? Typing, it always gets straight A’s!
- Why was the keyboard always in shape? It ran a lot of ‘programs’!
- What do you call a keyboard that always shows up on time? Punctual board!
- Why was the keyboard always feeling cramped? It never had enough ‘space’!
- Why did the keyboard always feel scared? It lived in constant ‘fear’ of viruses!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite drink at a bar? ‘Shift’ on the rocks!
- Why did the keyboard love to travel? It loved to ‘wander’ (W key)!
- Why did the keyboard hate the gym? It hated ‘lifting’ weights (Ctrl+W)!
- Why was the keyboard the best at hide and seek? It always knew where to ‘hide’ (Ctrl+H)!
- Why did the keyboard love reading? It loved turning ‘pages’ (Page Up/Down)!
- What do you call a keyboard that likes to tell stories? A Keybard!
- Why did the keyboard hate playing poker? It didn’t like to ‘deal’ (Del)!
- Why was the keyboard a great baker? It was a ‘whiz’ at making cookies!
- Why did the keyboard love playing games? It loved ‘controlling’ characters!
- Why did the keyboard always win at debates? It always had the last ‘word’ (Ctrl+W)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite type of food? Fast ‘bytes’!
- Why was the keyboard the best at magic tricks? It knew how to ‘disappear’ (Esc)!
- Why did the keyboard make a great artist? It always ‘drew’ attention!
- Why did the keyboard love the zoo? It loved to ‘zoom’ (Zoom Key)!
- Why was the keyboard always popular at parties? It knew how to ‘enter’tain!
- Why did the keyboard always feel energized? It had a ‘power’ button!
- Why did the keyboard become a teacher? It loved to ‘educate’ (E key)!
- Why did the keyboard love to dance? It loved to ‘swing’ (S Key)!
- Why was the keyboard always calm? It never lost its ‘control’!
- What do you call a keyboard that likes to sing? A Keynote!
- Why was the keyboard always productive? It always had a ‘plan’ (P key)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite vegetable? ‘Enter’chokes!
- Why did the keyboard love to sail? It loved the ‘sea’ (C key)!
- Why did the keyboard always feel safe? It always had a ‘guard’ (G key)!
- Why did the keyboard love movies? It loved the ‘action’ (A key)!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite fast food? ‘B’urger King!
- Why did the keyboard always feel brave? It never ‘backed’ down!
- Why did the keyboard love space? It loved ‘exploring’ (X key)!
- Why was the keyboard always so bright? It always had the ‘light’ on!
- Why did the keyboard love jokes? It loved to ‘laugh’ (L key)!
- Why did the keyboard love to cook? It loved the ‘heat’ (H key)!
- Why was the keyboard always so good at organizing? It always had everything ‘in line’!
- What’s a keyboard’s favorite game? ‘I’ Spy!