148 karate jokes
- Why did the karate champion get a job at the bakery? Because he’s a black belt in “knead”!
- What’s a karate expert’s favorite type of party? A “chop” party!
- Why was the karate master at the music concert? He heard there would be lots of “chops”.
- How does a karate master cut his pizza? With a side kick!
- What’s the karate student’s favorite beverage? “Punch”.
- Why did the karate expert join the band? He wanted to hit the “high c-kicks”!
- Why was the karate teacher good at baseball? He knew the art of the pitch!
- What does a karateka use to unlock doors? A “ki”!
- Why did the karateka go to culinary school? Because he loved to “chop”!
- Why don’t karate masters use calendars? They use their “fists” to break the days!
- Why did the karate master refuse to play cards? He was afraid of the “deal-y” punch!
- Why did the karate expert become a painter? He had the best “strokes”.
- What did the sushi say to the karate master? “Wasabi!”
- Why did the karate champion become a gardener? Because he had a green “belt”.
- What do karate masters order at a bakery? “Pound” cake!
- How do karatekas tell time? By the “punch” clock!
- Why did the karateka go to the butcher shop? He heard they had great “chops”.
- Why was the karateka sad at the restaurant? His chop “sticks” were missing.
- Why did the karate master start working in a forest? He had excellent “chopping” skills.
- What do you call a karateka who loves to dance? A “Kickstarter”!
- Why do karate masters always carry a pen? Because their signature move is a round-“ink”-house kick!
- Why was the karateka popular at parties? His moves were always a “hit”.
- Why do karate masters prefer espresso? Because it gives them an extra “kick”!
- What’s a karate master’s favorite breakfast? Eggs over “ki-yai”!
- How does a karate master greet his best friend? “Hi-ya!”
- What’s the karate master’s favorite movie? The Karate “Kid”.
- Why do karatekas make good chefs? They “whisk” with a punch!
- What does a karateka say when he forgets his lunch? “Oh, sushi!”
- Why don’t karate masters use GPS? They follow their own “path”.
- Why do karatekas make terrible comedians? Because they keep “punching” up their lines!
- What do you call a karate master who sings? A “black-belt” tenor!
- Why did the karateka bring a ladder to class? He wanted to reach new “heights”!
- What did the karateka say at the pottery class? “I have a black belt in clay-kwon-do.”
- Why don’t karate masters use ATMs? They prefer “cash” chops!
- Why was the karateka bad at playing the guitar? He kept breaking the “strings”.
- What’s a karate expert’s favorite soda? “Kick” Start!
- What do karatekas use to clean their house? “Sweep” kicks!
- Why did the karateka start gardening? He wanted to grow “strong” roots!
- What’s the karateka’s favorite sea creature? A “judo” fish!
- Why do karate masters always win at poker? They always have a great “hand”.
- What do you call a karateka who becomes a chef? A “pan” dan!
- Why was the karateka expelled from school? He wouldn’t stop “hitting” the books!
- How do karate masters communicate? Through “punch” lines!
- What did the karateka say to the nervous guy? “Don’t worry, I’ve got your ‘back kick’.”
- Why was the karate master great at math? He knew the “square” root of every problem!
- Why did the karateka bring a pencil to the fight? He wanted to “draw” attention.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite winter activity? “Ski-ick”!
- What does a karateka say during a snowstorm? “Ice to meet you!”
- Why did the karate master become a teacher? He believed in “discipline”.
- What do you call a karateka who loves to write? A “block” buster!
- Why did the karateka join the orchestra? He wanted to “strike” a chord.
- Why don’t karate masters play golf? They always end up in the “punch” bunker.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite game? “Kick” the can.
- Why did the karateka refuse to play hide and seek? He never “backed” down from a fight.
- How do karatekas catch a fish? With their bare “hands”!
- Why did the karate master start working at the circus? He was a master of “juggling”.
- What’s a karate master’s favorite day of the week? “Kick” Day!
- Why do karatekas never play chess? Because it’s too much “check” and not enough “mate”.
- Why was the karateka always calm in the middle of a storm? He knew how to stay “grounded”.
- Why did the karateka join the road crew? Because he loved to “break” things!
- What do you call a karateka who can play the guitar? A “rock” star!
- What’s a karate master’s favorite type of sandwich? “Club” sandwich.
- Why was the karateka good at ping pong? He was a pro at “serving”.
- How does a karateka say goodbye? “Kick” you later!
- Why don’t karate masters use alarm clocks? They wake up with a “start”.
- Why do karatekas make good detectives? They always “strike” at the right moment.
- What’s a karate master’s favorite type of bread? “Punch” roll.
- Why was the karateka good at poker? He always knew when to “fold”.
- Why did the karateka bring a rope to the dojo? He wanted to “tie” the knot.
- What do karatekas say before going on a journey? “Pack” a punch!
- Why don’t karatekas play darts? They always “strike” out.
- Why did the karateka go to the beach? To practice his “wave” motion.
- What did the karateka say to his alarm clock? “Time to ‘wake’ up!”
- Why did the karateka become a bartender? He was great at mixing “punches”.
- Why did the karateka visit the doctor? He had a “painful” punch.
- What do you call a karateka who becomes a florist? A “petal” pusher!
- Why did the karateka bring a compass to the dojo? He wanted to find his “center”.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite candy? “Kick” Kat.
- What do karatekas wear to bed? Their “gi-jamas”.
- What did the karate master say to the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything!”
- What do karatekas say to their kids before they go to sleep? “Rest your ‘fists’.”
- Why do karatekas like puzzles? Because they love to “piece” things together.
- Why don’t karate masters use toothpicks? They prefer “stick” fighting.
- How do karatekas get ready for a party? They “kick” things off!
- Why did the karateka bring his cat to class? He thought it was a “dojo” cat!
- Why did the karateka become an artist? He loved “drawing” kicks.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite type of cookie? “Chop” chip!
- Why did the karateka go to the spa? He needed a “break”.
- What do you call a karateka who loves animals? A “zoo”-do master!
- Why did the karateka become a sailor? He wanted to “master” the sea.
- What do karatekas say when they’re tired? “Time to ‘kick’ back!”
- Why did the karateka join the theater? He loved dramatic “pauses”.
- Why was the karateka a good reporter? He always got the “scoop”.
- Why did the karateka go to the cinema? He loved action “scenes”.
- What did the karateka say at the campfire? “It’s ‘marshmallow’ time!”
- Why did the karateka start a band? He loved to “strike” up a tune.
- Why don’t karate masters watch soap operas? They prefer “real” action.
- What did the karateka say at the hot dog eating contest? “Let’s ‘roll’!”
- Why did the karateka join the debate team? He loved to “argue” points.
- Why don’t karatekas play basketball? They don’t like “bouncing” around.
- How do karatekas celebrate their birthdays? With a “kick” party!
- Why was the karateka good at chess? He always saw the next “move”.
- What do karatekas use to take notes? A “black” pen.
- Why don’t karate masters drink milk? They prefer “strong” beverages.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite type of tree? The “palm” tree.
- Why did the karateka start a band? He loved to “drum” up support.
- Why did the karateka become a cook? He loved to “beat” eggs.
- What do karatekas do in the morning? “Rise” and “shine”.
- Why was the karateka bad at basketball? He kept trying to “punch” the ball.
- Why did the karateka go to the gym? He wanted to “weight” train.
- What do you call a karateka who loves to fish? A “hook” master!
- Why did the karateka bring a map to class? He was looking for his “path”.
- Why do karatekas like cooking? They love to “stir” things up.
- Why was the karateka good at tennis? He had a great “serve”.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite type of fruit? “Punch” apples.
- Why don’t karate masters use umbrellas? They prefer to “rain” blows.
- Why was the karateka good at football? He always knew when to “pass”.
- Why did the karateka become a banker? He loved to “count”.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite type of cheese? “Swiss” kick.
- Why was the karateka good at cards? He knew how to “deal”.
- Why did the karateka go to the tailor? He needed a new “suit”.
- Why don’t karatekas like ice cream? It’s too “soft”.
- How do karatekas cool off in the summer? With a “fan” kick.
- Why did the karateka go to the library? He wanted to “read” his opponent.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite type of fish? “Sole”.
- Why did the karateka bring a camera to the dojo? He wanted to “capture” the moment.
- What do you call a karateka who becomes a gardener? A “plant” master.
- Why did the karateka go to the zoo? He loved to “monkey” around.
- What do karatekas do when they’re bored? “Kick” back and relax.
- What did the karateka say to his food? “You’re about to be ‘devoured’!”
- Why was the karateka good at playing the piano? He loved to “strike” the keys.
- What do you call a karateka who loves photography? A “shoot” master!
- Why did the karateka become a farmer? He loved to “plow” the fields.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite vegetable? “Kick”ale.
- Why did the karateka become a weatherman? He loved to predict the “storm”.
- What do you call a karateka who loves cars? A “drive” master!
- Why did the karateka join the choir? He loved to “belt” out a tune.
- Why did the karateka become a sailor? He loved to “wave”.
- What do karatekas use to eat soup? “Chop” sticks.
- Why was the karateka good at math? He knew how to “divide”.
- What do karatekas do in their spare time? “Kick” around.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite type of bird? The “sparrow”.
- Why did the karateka join the circus? He loved to “flip”.
- What do you call a karateka who loves candy? A “sugar” puncher!
- Why did the karateka become a baker? He loved to “roll” dough.
- What’s a karateka’s favorite type of dessert? “Kick” pie.
- Why did the karateka become a pilot? He loved to “fly”.
- Why was the karateka good at volleyball? He had a great “set”.