143 justin bieber jokes

  1. Why did Justin Bieber bring a ladder to his concert? Because he wanted to reach those high notes.
  2. Why doesn’t Justin Bieber use a map? Because he always gets lost in the beat.
  3. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite part of a joke? The “punch”-line.
  4. Why did Justin Bieber take his red marker to the concert? He wanted to draw attention.
  5. What does Justin Bieber and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
  6. Why did Justin Bieber go to school? Because he heard they were teaching composition.
  7. How does Justin Bieber like his steak? Well-done, because he never underperforms.
  8. Why did Justin Bieber bring a shovel to his concert? He wanted to “dig” the vibe.
  9. What does Justin Bieber do when he is playing hide and seek? He “beliebs” he is invisible.
  10. Why did Justin Bieber wear a snowsuit to his concert? Because his fans said his performance was “chilling”.
  11. How does Justin Bieber like his eggs? “Over-easy” because he likes a smooth start to the day.
  12. Why did Justin Bieber bring a skateboard to his concert? Because he wanted to roll with the music.
  13. What does Justin Bieber do when he locks his keys in his car? He sings until the keys unlock themselves.
  14. Why did Justin Bieber go to the bakery? He wanted a taste of that sweet life.
  15. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite mathematical equation? The “Belieb” theorem.
  16. Why did Justin Bieber take his calendar to his concert? He wanted to date every performance.
  17. Why did Justin Bieber go to space? Because his hits are out of this world.
  18. What did Justin Bieber do when his lawn got out of control? He wrote a song about it. It was a “grass hit”.
  19. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite science subject? Chemistry, because he loves creating sparks on stage.
  20. Why did Justin Bieber become a gardener? He wanted to grow his fanbase.
  21. Why doesn’t Justin Bieber wear glasses on stage? Because he’s got 20/20 pitch.
  22. Why did Justin Bieber go to the paint store? Because he wanted to paint a perfect picture with his songs.
  23. How does Justin Bieber stop a movie? He hits the “paws” button.
  24. Why did Justin Bieber bring a flashlight to his concert? Because his fans said his performance was enlightening.
  25. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite snack? Pop-corn, because it reminds him of his music genre.
  26. Why did Justin Bieber go to the candy store? Because he wanted to pick up some “pop” rocks.
  27. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite animal? The beaver, because it sounds like Bieber.
  28. Why did Justin Bieber go to the gym? Because he wanted to exercise his vocal chords.
  29. Why did Justin Bieber become a pilot? So he could take his music to new heights.
  30. What does Justin Bieber put in his coffee? A little bit of sweet melody.
  31. Why did Justin Bieber go to the beach? Because he wanted to ride the wave of success.
  32. What did Justin Bieber say when he saw a ghost? “You scared the hit out of me!”
  33. Why did Justin Bieber go to the zoo? Because he wanted to hear some animal music.
  34. Why did Justin Bieber become a baker? So he could make some “roll”-ing hits.
  35. Why did Justin Bieber go to the music store? He was looking for some sharp notes.
  36. Why did Justin Bieber join the circus? Because he loves being the center of attention.
  37. What does Justin Bieber do when he’s waiting for the bus? He writes a song about it.
  38. Why did Justin Bieber go to the aquarium? Because he wanted to “sea” some fish tunes.
  39. How does Justin Bieber organize a space party? He “planets”.
  40. What did Justin Bieber say when he fell over? “I’m just taking a “rest” note.”
  41. Why did Justin Bieber become a chef? Because his songs are always cooked to perfection.
  42. Why did Justin Bieber go to the library? He heard they had a great “composure”.
  43. Why did Justin Bieber start a farm? Because he wanted to “grow” his songs.
  44. What did Justin Bieber do when he ran out of sugar? He sang to sweeten his coffee.
  45. Why did Justin Bieber go to the fruit market? Because he loves composing “jam” tunes.
  46. What did Justin Bieber do when his car wouldn’t start? He “tuned” it up.
  47. Why did Justin Bieber become a comedian? Because his fans said his performance was “hilarious”.
  48. Why did Justin Bieber go to the hat store? Because he wanted to “cap” off his performance.
  49. What did Justin Bieber do when he got a flat tire? He “pumped” it up with his music.
  50. Why did Justin Bieber go to the pet store? Because he wanted to write a song about “puppy” love.
  51. Why did Justin Bieber become a sailor? Because he wanted to navigate the “sea” of music.
  52. Why did Justin Bieber take his watch to his concert? Because he always “times” his performances perfectly.
  53. Why did Justin Bieber become a postman? He wanted to “deliver” great music.
  54. Why did Justin Bieber go to the ice cream shop? He wanted to “scoop” up some melodies.
  55. Why did Justin Bieber become a photographer? Because his fans said his performance was “picture-perfect”.
  56. Why did Justin Bieber go to the toy store? He was looking for some “pop” toys.
  57. Why did Justin Bieber go to the magic show? Because his fans say his performance is “magical”.
  58. Why did Justin Bieber take his suitcase to the concert? Because he always packs a “tune”.
  59. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite fruit? The “tune”-a.
  60. Why did Justin Bieber take his pencil to the concert? He wanted to “draw” in the audience.
  61. Why did Justin Bieber become a fisherman? Because he loves “catching” great tunes.
  62. Why did Justin Bieber go to the shoe store? He was looking for some “sole”-ful music.
  63. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite vegetable? The “beat”-root.
  64. Why did Justin Bieber become a weatherman? He wanted to forecast some “cool” music.
  65. Why did Justin Bieber go to the mountain? He wanted to reach the “peak” of his performance.
  66. Why did Justin Bieber become a detective? Because he wanted to “uncover” some new tunes.
  67. Why did Justin Bieber go to the flower shop? He wanted to “pick” up some melodies.
  68. What does Justin Bieber use to cut his pizza? A little “slice” of melody.
  69. Why did Justin Bieber become an astronaut? He wanted his music to be “stellar”.
  70. Why did Justin Bieber go to the jewelry store? He was looking for some “golden” tunes.
  71. Why did Justin Bieber become a zookeeper? He wanted to “tame” the music.
  72. Why did Justin Bieber go to the forest? He wanted to “branch” out with his music.
  73. Why did Justin Bieber become a plumber? He wanted to “drain” out the bad tunes.
  74. Why did Justin Bieber go to the tailor? He wanted to “stitch” up some new tunes.
  75. Why did Justin Bieber become a painter? Because his fans said his performance was “colorful”.
  76. Why did Justin Bieber become a miner? He wanted to “dig” up some old tunes.
  77. Why did Justin Bieber go to the spice shop? He wanted to “season” his songs.
  78. Why did Justin Bieber become a footballer? He wanted to “kick” up his music.
  79. Why did Justin Bieber go to the clock store? He was looking for some “timely” music.
  80. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite type of sandwich? A “tune”-a sandwich.
  81. Why did Justin Bieber go to the desert? He wanted to “heat” up his performances.
  82. Why did Justin Bieber go to the costume shop? He wanted to “dress” up his tunes.
  83. Why did Justin Bieber go to the candle shop? He wanted to “light” up the music.
  84. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite type of pasta? The “musical”-oni.
  85. Why did Justin Bieber go to the arcade? He wanted to “play” with his music.
  86. Why did Justin Bieber go to the flea market? He wanted to “bargain” for some tunes.
  87. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite type of dessert? The “sweet” melody.
  88. Why did Justin Bieber go to the fountain? He wanted to make a “wish” for a hit song.
  89. Why did Justin Bieber go to the circus? He wanted to “juggle” his tunes.
  90. Why did Justin Bieber become a butcher? He wanted to “chop” up some bad notes.
  91. Why did Justin Bieber go to the fire station? He wanted to “extinguish” any bad music.
  92. Why did Justin Bieber go to the chocolate shop? He wanted to “melt” hearts with his songs.
  93. Why did Justin Bieber go to the car showroom? He wanted to “drive” his music.
  94. Why did Justin Bieber go to the hospital? He wanted to “nurse” his music.
  95. Why did Justin Bieber become a DJ? He wanted to “spin” some hits.
  96. Why did Justin Bieber go to the cinema? He wanted to “watch” some musicals.
  97. Why did Justin Bieber become a barista? He wanted to “brew” up some hits.
  98. Why did Justin Bieber go to the circus? He wanted to “clown” around with his music.
  99. Why did Justin Bieber go to the gym? He wanted to “lift” his music.
  100. Why did Justin Bieber become a waiter? He wanted to “serve” great music.
  101. Why did Justin Bieber become a tennis player? He wanted to “serve” some hits.
  102. Why did Justin Bieber go to the ice cream shop? He wanted to “chill” with his music.
  103. Why did Justin Bieber become a swimmer? He wanted to “dive” into his music.
  104. Why did Justin Bieber become a writer? He wanted to “pen” some tunes.
  105. Why did Justin Bieber go to the art gallery? He wanted to “sketch” some music.
  106. Why did Justin Bieber go to the beach? He wanted to “sand” his music.
  107. Why did Justin Bieber go to the museum? He wanted to “exhibit” his music.
  108. Why did Justin Bieber go to the bike shop? He wanted to “cycle” through his music.
  109. Why did Justin Bieber become a boxer? He wanted to “punch” the beat.
  110. Why did Justin Bieber go to the cheese shop? He wanted to “grate” his music.
  111. Why did Justin Bieber go to the pottery studio? He wanted to “mold” his music.
  112. Why did Justin Bieber go to the theme park? He wanted to “ride” the rhythm.
  113. Why did Justin Bieber go to the bookshop? He wanted to “read” the music.
  114. Why did Justin Bieber become a chess player? He wanted to “checkmate” his music.
  115. Why did Justin Bieber go to the mall? He wanted to “shop” for new tunes.
  116. Why did Justin Bieber become a gardener? He wanted to “plant” new music.
  117. Why did Justin Bieber become a yoga teacher? He wanted to “stretch” his music.
  118. Why did Justin Bieber go to the toy shop? He wanted to “toy” with his music.
  119. Why did Justin Bieber become a basketball player? He wanted to “shoot” the rhythm.
  120. Why did Justin Bieber go to the fabric store? He wanted to “weave” his music.
  121. Why did Justin Bieber go to the makeup store? He wanted to “color” his music.
  122. Why did Justin Bieber become a fisherman? He wanted to “reel” in the rhythm.
  123. Why did Justin Bieber go to the furniture store? He wanted to “furnish” his music.
  124. Why did Justin Bieber become a sculptor? He wanted to “carve” out his music.
  125. Why did Justin Bieber go to the bakery? He wanted to “knead” his music.
  126. Why did Justin Bieber become a golfer? He wanted to “swing” his music.
  127. Why did Justin Bieber go to the candy shop? He wanted to “sweeten” his music.
  128. Why did Justin Bieber become a mechanic? He wanted to “fix” his music.
  129. Why did Justin Bieber go to the park? He wanted to “walk” through his music.
  130. Why did Justin Bieber go to the candy shop? He wanted to “taste” the rhythm.
  131. Why did Justin Bieber become a pilot? He wanted to “fly” with his music.
  132. Why did Justin Bieber go to the supermarket? He wanted to “stock” up on tunes.
  133. Why did Justin Bieber go to the magic shop? He wanted to “conjure” up some hits.
  134. Why did Justin Bieber go to the zoo? He wanted to “roar” with his music.
  135. Why did Justin Bieber go to the hardware store? He wanted to “hammer” out a tune.
  136. Why did Justin Bieber become a sailor? He wanted to “sail” on the rhythm.
  137. Why did Justin Bieber go to the pet shop? He wanted to “purr” with his music.
  138. Why did Justin Bieber become a magician? He wanted to “disappear” into his music.
  139. Why did Justin Bieber go to the flower shop? He wanted to “blossom” with his music.
  140. Why did Justin Bieber become a baker? He wanted to “bake” a hit.
  141. Why did Justin Bieber go to the music shop? He wanted to “pluck” a tune.
  142. Why did Justin Bieber become a chef? He wanted to “whisk” up some music.
  143. Why did Justin Bieber go to the candy shop? He wanted to “chew” on the rhythm.

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