150 jelly bean jokes

  1. Why don’t jelly beans ever go to school? Because they’re already so “sweet!”
  2. Why did the jelly bean go to therapy? Because it had a hard shell!
  3. How do you organize a jelly bean party? You “bean” it together!
  4. Why did the jelly bean refuse to play hide and seek? It was afraid it would get “stuck” in a tight spot!
  5. What do you call a jelly bean that won’t stop talking? A “gum-flapper!”
  6. Why did the jelly bean break up with the gummy bear? They were just too chewy for each other!
  7. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite type of music? Pop, because they are bursting with flavor!
  8. What do you call a scared jelly bean? A jell-y chicken!
  9. What do jelly beans use to fix everything? Their sweet skills!
  10. Why was the jelly bean sad? Because it fell into the sugar bowl and felt plain!
  11. What’s the most educated jelly bean? The one that went to “jelly school!”
  12. What do you call a jelly bean that never tells the truth? A candy liar!
  13. What did the jelly bean say to the lozenge? Stop being so hard on yourself!
  14. What do you call a jelly bean in a suit? Dressed to a-PEZ!
  15. Why did the jelly bean cross the road? Because it wanted to roll away!
  16. Why did the jelly bean go to the opera? It wanted to become a “jelly tenor!”
  17. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite day of the week? Sun-sweet-day!
  18. How do jelly beans exercise? They jelly-cise!
  19. Why couldn’t the two jelly beans get along? They had a hard candy shell between them!
  20. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite instrument? The lolly-pop drums!
  21. What did the jelly bean say to the chocolate? You’re too melt-able for me!
  22. Why do jelly beans hate the heat? They might become jelly!
  23. What do jelly beans say before eating dinner? Beans, beans, good for the tart!
  24. What do you call a jelly bean in space? A galactic gummy!
  25. What did the jelly bean say to the lollipop? Stick with me, kid!
  26. How does a jelly bean flirt? It sugar coats its compliments!
  27. Why did the jelly bean go to the art gallery? It heard about the sweet exhibit!
  28. What did the jelly bean say to the bubble gum? Stick around, you might just pop!
  29. What do you call a jelly bean that sings? A candy serenader!
  30. How does a jelly bean say goodbye? It just rolls away!
  31. Why was the jelly bean always last in the race? It kept getting stuck at the starting line!
  32. Why did the jelly bean get promoted? Because it was so good at sweet talking!
  33. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite TV show? Candy Crush Saga!
  34. Why did the jelly bean go to the gym? It wanted to be a “jelly bean pole!”
  35. What do you call a very small jelly bean? A little sweetie!
  36. What did the jelly bean say to its crush? I’m falling for you like a kid in a candy store!
  37. Why don’t jelly beans tell secrets? They might spill the beans!
  38. Why are jelly beans never lonely? Because they come in packs!
  39. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite dance? The twist, because they love to roll!
  40. Why did the jelly bean go to the beach? To soak up the sweet sun!
  41. What do you call a cat that eats a lot of jelly beans? A candy-cat!
  42. What did the jelly bean do when it won the lottery? It went on a sugar shopping spree!
  43. What do jelly beans wear to bed? Their candyjamas!
  44. How does a jelly bean propose? With a ring pop!
  45. Why did the jelly bean get a time out? It wouldn’t stop sugar-coating the truth!
  46. Why did the jelly bean go to the dentist? Too much sweet talk!
  47. What do you call a magical jelly bean? A Jelly-bean-stalk!
  48. What do you call a jelly bean with a cold? A little “snotty”!
  49. Why do jelly beans make good detectives? They always know how to spill the beans!
  50. What do jelly beans and stars have in common? Both are out of this world!
  51. Why was the jelly bean so popular? Because it was such a “sweetie!”
  52. What do you call a jelly bean that tells jokes? A wisecracker!
  53. What did the jelly bean say to its friend? Let’s stick together!
  54. Why was the jelly bean so good at tennis? It had a sweet serve!
  55. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite sport? Soccer, because they love to roll!
  56. What did the jelly bean say to the lemon? Pucker up!
  57. Why did the jelly bean become a writer? It wanted to pen a sweet story!
  58. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite game? Candyland!
  59. Why are jelly beans so colorful? They don’t like to be “bean” in the same old way!
  60. Why did the jelly bean go to the dance party? It heard there was a twist!
  61. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite holiday? Easter, when they’re the star of the show!
  62. Why do jelly beans never give up? They keep rolling along!
  63. Why are jelly beans great listeners? They always lend you an earbud!
  64. How does a jelly bean pay for things? With candy cash!
  65. Why don’t jelly beans like the rain? It dilutes their sweetness!
  66. What do you call a naughty jelly bean? A sour pop!
  67. What did the jelly bean say to the marshmallow? You’re too soft!
  68. Why don’t jelly beans make good actors? They always sugar coat their emotions!
  69. Why did the jelly bean join the circus? It wanted to be a juggling star!
  70. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite book? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
  71. Why don’t jelly beans get lost? They always stick together!
  72. What did the jelly bean say to the traffic light? Don’t stop me, I’m on a roll!
  73. Why did the jelly bean stop playing poker? It was afraid of getting nibbled on!
  74. Why do jelly beans make terrible secret agents? Because they always spill the beans!
  75. Why do jelly beans never fight? They’re afraid to bruise!
  76. What do you call a jelly bean who likes to travel? A globe-trotting gummy!
  77. Why was the jelly bean always at the top of its class? It always knew how to sweeten up the teacher!
  78. Why do jelly beans make good comedians? They’re always full of sugar and spice!
  79. What did the jelly bean say to the jelly fish? We must be relatives, we’re both so squishy!
  80. Why do jelly beans never get stressed? Because life is always sweet!
  81. Why did the jelly bean visit the moon? It wanted to be a space candy!
  82. What do you call a jelly bean that has been out in the sun too long? A sunburnt sweetie!
  83. Why are jelly beans terrible at hide and seek? They always stick out!
  84. Why did the jelly bean refuse to play football? It was afraid of getting kicked around!
  85. Why are jelly beans never on time? They always roll in late!
  86. Why do jelly beans make great friends? They always stick by your side!
  87. What do you call a jelly bean that bounces a lot? A jelly ball!
  88. Why did the jelly bean go to the spa? It wanted a sugar scrub!
  89. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line, it’s always the sweetest!
  90. Why did the jelly bean join the band? It wanted to shake things up!
  91. Why did the jelly bean go to the library? It was looking for some sweet reads!
  92. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite style of painting? Candy-scape!
  93. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite place? The candy store, of course!
  94. Why do jelly beans never get cold? They’ve got a hard shell!
  95. What do you call a lazy jelly bean? A jelli-lounger!
  96. Why did the jelly bean become a politician? It had a lot of sweet promises!
  97. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite type of movie? Something sweet and sappy!
  98. What do you call a jelly bean that always agrees? A sweet nodder!
  99. Why did the jelly bean break its promise? It got too wrapped up in its own sweetness!
  100. What did the jelly bean do when it saw the snow? It turned into a jelly roll!
  101. Why are jelly beans great at making friends? They always know how to break the ice!
  102. Why do jelly beans make great singers? They always hit the sweet notes!
  103. What did the jelly bean say to its reflection? Looking sweet, buddy!
  104. Why don’t jelly beans play chess? They’re afraid of getting cornered!
  105. Why did the jelly bean go to the fashion show? It wanted to look “chic-let!”
  106. Why don’t jelly beans make good sailors? They’re afraid of getting salty!
  107. Why do jelly beans make great artists? They always bring color to your day!
  108. Why don’t jelly beans make good lawyers? They always sugar coat the evidence!
  109. Why do jelly beans make great dancers? They always keep on rolling!
  110. Why are jelly beans so good at math? They always count their sweets!
  111. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite weather? A sweet spring day!
  112. Why are jelly beans so confident? They always feel like a big “treat!”
  113. Why did the jelly bean go to the concert? It wanted to feel the beat!
  114. What do you call a jelly bean that loves to clean? A sweepy sweetie!
  115. Why don’t jelly beans work in construction? They’re afraid of getting crushed!
  116. Why did the jelly bean join the choir? It wanted to sweeten up the melody!
  117. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite type of poetry? Limericks, because they’re sweet and short!
  118. Why did the jelly bean bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get lost in the mix!
  119. Why are jelly beans such bad liars? You can see right through them!
  120. What do you call a jelly bean in the Arctic? A chilly bean!
  121. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite place to visit? Candyfornia!
  122. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite type of puzzle? Candy crush!
  123. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite clothing brand? Sweet’n’Sour!
  124. What do you call a jelly bean on a diet? A light bite!
  125. Why did the jelly bean sign up for yoga? It wanted to be more “flexi-sweet!”
  126. Why did the jelly bean go to the bar? To have a sweet escape!
  127. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite song? Sweet Child O’ Mine!
  128. Why don’t jelly beans swim? They don’t want to dissolve!
  129. Why did the jelly bean go to the market? It wanted to pick up some sugar!
  130. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite type of dog? A sweet hound!
  131. What do you call a jelly bean in the army? A soldier sweet!
  132. Why did the jelly bean join the circus? It loved being the center ring candy!
  133. What do you call a jelly bean that’s good at sports? An athleteat!
  134. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite city? New Sweets City!
  135. Why don’t jelly beans get scared? They’ve got a tough shell!
  136. Why did the jelly bean go to the psychologist? It had a hard outer shell!
  137. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite fast food? Sweet and sour chicken!
  138. Why do jelly beans never forget? They have a sweet memory!
  139. What do you call a jelly bean that does magic tricks? A hocus pocus locus!
  140. Why did the jelly bean move to the countryside? It wanted to live the sweet life!
  141. Why don’t jelly beans play cards? They hate to be dealt a bad hand!
  142. Why did the jelly bean go to the bakery? It wanted to learn how to roll!
  143. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite type of bird? A sweet sparrow!
  144. What do you call a jelly bean that’s good at chess? A smarty candy!
  145. Why do jelly beans make good musicians? They always play the sweet notes!
  146. What’s a jelly bean’s favorite cartoon character? Sweetie Pie!
  147. Why did the jelly bean refuse to jump? It didn’t want to crack its shell!
  148. Why don’t jelly beans like hot weather? They fear they might melt!
  149. Why did the jelly bean go to the disco? It loved the sweet beats!
  150. Why don’t jelly beans like sour candy? They think it’s a tart affair!

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