150 ice fishing jokes

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  1. Why don’t fish play hide and seek in the winter? Because they’re afraid of being caught on the ice.
  2. Why did the ice fisherman bring a pencil? Because he wanted to draw blood.
  3. Why don’t ice fishermen make good comedians? Because their jokes always crack the ice.
  4. Why did the ice fisherman always carry glue? Because he never wanted to lose his cool!
  5. Why do ice fishermen always know how to chill out? Because they have a lot of practice breaking the ice.
  6. What do you call a mythical ice fish? A freeze mermaid.
  7. Why are ice fishermen great at math? Because they always find the right angle.
  8. Why don’t ice fishermen ever get sunburned? Because it’s always below zero.
  9. Why are ice fishermen like poker players? Because they always hope for a good hand.
  10. What do you call a cat that loves ice fishing? A cool catfish.
  11. How do ice fishermen stay fit? By doing plenty of ice-squats.
  12. Why are ice fishermen like journalists? They always look for the scoop.
  13. What do you call an ice fisherman who only catches small fish? A minnow-rit.
  14. Why do ice fishermen make bad partners for Hide and Seek? Because they always leave you in the cold.
  15. Why did the ice fisherman bring a broom? To sweep the ice.
  16. Why don’t ice fishermen ever get bored? Because they’re always hooked.
  17. What do you call an ice fisherman with no bait? A pole-bearer.
  18. Why don’t ice fishermen ever go bankrupt? Because they always keep their assets liquid.
  19. Why did the ice fisherman become a chef? He always liked to keep it fresh.
  20. Why are ice fishermen always calm? Because they know how to break the ice.
  21. Why don’t ice fishermen make good secret agents? Because they always drop a line.
  22. What do you call an ice fisherman’s autobiography? Breaking the Ice.
  23. Why did the ice fisherman bring a map? Because he didn’t want to drift away.
  24. Why do ice fishermen make good detectives? They always follow the cold trail.
  25. Why do ice fishermen make good poets? They know the reel deal.
  26. Why did the ice fisherman start a band? He had the bass covered.
  27. Why did the ice fisherman bring a sweater? Because he didn’t want to get cold feet.
  28. Why do ice fishermen make poor carpenters? They only carry one pole.
  29. What do you call an ice fisherman’s coffee? A cold brew.
  30. Why do ice fishermen hate fast food? Because it’s too quick to freeze.
  31. Why are ice fishermen bad at darts? They never hit the bar.
  32. What do you call a frozen fisherman? A popsicle.
  33. Why did the fisherman become an ice sculptor? He had experience with ice picks.
  34. Why are ice fishermen good at hockey? They know how to handle the puck.
  35. Why did the ice fisherman bring a camera? He wanted to capture a cool shot.
  36. What do you call an ice fisherman who can’t catch anything? An ice tryer.
  37. Why are ice fishermen good at chess? They know their pawns.
  38. Why did the ice fisherman bring a torch? He didn’t want to be left in the dark.
  39. Why do ice fishermen love winter? It’s the only time they can catch chill.
  40. Why are ice fishermen great at making ice cream? They have a knack for cold treats.
  41. Why don’t ice fishermen play soccer? They can’t handle the kick off.
  42. Why did the ice fisherman buy a boat? He wanted to make a splash.
  43. What do you call a fashionable ice fisherman? A trend-setter.
  44. Why did the ice fisherman take up painting? He was hooked on the art.
  45. Why are ice fishermen bad at cooking? They only know how to chill.
  46. Why do ice fishermen love winter weddings? They love to catch the bouquet.
  47. Why did the ice fisherman become a writer? He had a lot of tales to reel.
  48. Why don’t ice fishermen like fast internet? They prefer a slow stream.
  49. What do you call a ghost ice fisherman? A cool spirit.
  50. Why did the ice fisherman become a dancer? He loved to twist and trout.
  51. Why don’t ice fishermen like hot coffee? They always keep it cool.
  52. Why do ice fishermen make terrible gardeners? They only know how to plant in cold weather.
  53. What do you call an ice fisherman with a lot of stories? A tall-teller.
  54. Why are ice fishermen bad at basketball? They always freeze up.
  55. Why don’t ice fishermen like to go swimming? They’re afraid they’ll turn into a popsicle.
  56. Why do ice fishermen make good musicians? They always know how to drop the bass.
  57. Why did the ice fisherman go to the doctor? He was feeling a little flaky.
  58. Why do ice fishermen love winter festivals? They love to be in the mix.
  59. Why did the ice fisherman bring a heater? He wanted to keep the competition melting.
  60. What do you call a bird that loves ice fishing? A chill-dren.
  61. Why do ice fishermen make poor astronauts? They can’t handle the heat.
  62. Why did the ice fisherman become a teacher? He had a lot of lessons to tackle.
  63. Why did the ice fisherman get a dog? He needed a barking buddy.
  64. Why do ice fishermen love poker? They have a lot of cards up their sleeve.
  65. What do you call an ice fisherman’s dessert? A cool whip.
  66. Why did the ice fisherman bring a ruler? He didn’t want to be shortchanged.
  67. What do you call an ice fisherman’s boat? A chill vessel.
  68. Why did the ice fisherman become a firefighter? He loved to break the ice.
  69. Why do ice fishermen make terrible runners? They always slip.
  70. Why don’t ice fishermen like summer? They can’t handle the heat wave.
  71. What do you call an ice fisherman’s mistake? A cold slip.
  72. Why do ice fishermen make poor singers? They always hit the cold notes.
  73. Why did the ice fisherman become a baker? He loved the knead for dough.
  74. Why do ice fishermen hate smartphones? They always freeze up.
  75. Why did the ice fisherman bring a clock? He didn’t want to lose track of time.
  76. Why do ice fishermen love snowball fights? They know how to throw a cold one.
  77. Why did the ice fisherman go to the gym? He wanted to bulk up for the catch.
  78. What do you call an ice fisherman’s snack? A cold bite.
  79. Why do ice fishermen make poor boxers? They always get the cold shoulder.
  80. Why don’t ice fishermen like traffic? They hate the ice jam.
  81. Why did the ice fisherman become a comedian? He knew how to crack a cold one.
  82. Whydo ice fishermen love Christmas? They love to catch the holiday spirit.
  83. Why do ice fishermen never get lost? Because they always stay cool and find their bearings.
  84. Why did the ice fisherman bring a fan? He wanted to make a breeze.
  85. What do you call an ice fisherman’s dog? A cold retriever.
  86. Why do ice fishermen make good detectives? They know how to keep their evidence cool.
  87. Why did the ice fisherman become a pharmacist? He was hooked on prescriptions.
  88. Why do ice fishermen make bad chefs? They always freeze their ingredients.
  89. Why did the ice fisherman become a mathematician? He loved the number crunch.
  90. Why don’t ice fishermen like romantic movies? They can’t handle the heat.
  91. Why did the ice fisherman become a philosopher? He had a lot to ponder.
  92. Why do ice fishermen make poor dancers? They have two left feet on the ice.
  93. Why did the ice fisherman get a cat? He needed a purring companion.
  94. Why do ice fishermen love Halloween? They get to carve a cool pumpkin.
  95. What do you call an ice fisherman’s car? A chill-mobile.
  96. Why did the ice fisherman become a politician? He had a lot to address.
  97. Why do ice fishermen make poor actors? They always freeze on stage.
  98. Why did the ice fisherman bring a telescope? He wanted to see the big dipper.
  99. Why do ice fishermen love to read? They get hooked on every page.
  100. Why don’t ice fishermen like thunder? They can’t handle the heat of the lightning.
  101. What do you call an ice fisherman’s beer? A cold one.
  102. Why did the ice fisherman become a farmer? He liked the harvest season.
  103. Why do ice fishermen make bad tennis players? They can’t handle the serve.
  104. Why did the ice fisherman bring a radio? He wanted to listen to the cool music.
  105. What do you call an ice fisherman’s dream? A cool fantasy.
  106. Why did the ice fisherman become a scientist? He wanted to study the ice age.
  107. Why do ice fishermen make poor swimmers? They always float.
  108. Why did the ice fisherman bring a tent? He wanted to camp on the ice.
  109. Why do ice fishermen love Easter? They get to hunt for cool eggs.
  110. Why don’t ice fishermen like bonfires? They prefer a chill evening.
  111. Why did the ice fisherman become a zookeeper? He wanted to chill with the penguins.
  112. Why do ice fishermen make bad archers? They can’t handle the bow.
  113. Why did the ice fisherman bring a blanket? He wanted to stay warm.
  114. Why do ice fishermen love board games? They get hooked on every move.
  115. What do you call an ice fisherman’s soup? A chill broth.
  116. Why did the ice fisherman become a weather forecaster? He had a cool prediction.
  117. Why do ice fishermen make bad gymnasts? They can’t do the flips.
  118. Why did the ice fisherman bring a flask? He wanted a cool drink.
  119. Why do ice fishermen love Valentine’s Day? They get to catch a heart.
  120. Why don’t ice fishermen like baking? They can’t handle the oven heat.
  121. What do you call an ice fisherman’s mistake? A cold blunder.
  122. Why did the ice fisherman become a lawyer? He had a case to tackle.
  123. Why do ice fishermen make poor cyclists? They always skid.
  124. Why did the ice fisherman bring a book? He wanted to read a cool story.
  125. What do you call an ice fisherman’s sandwich? A cold cut.
  126. Why did the ice fisherman become a sailor? He loved the sea breeze.
  127. Why do ice fishermen make poor pilots? They can’t handle the lift off.
  128. Why did the ice fisherman bring a flashlight? He didn’t want to be left in the dark.
  129. Why do ice fishermen love New Year’s Eve? They get to chill with friends.
  130. Why don’t ice fishermen like rock music? They prefer something cooler.
  131. Why did the ice fisherman become a hairstylist? He loved the trim.
  132. Why do ice fishermen make bad footballers? They always freeze before the goal.
  133. Why did the ice fisherman bring a laptop? He wanted to check his e-fish-ency.
  134. Why do ice fishermen love Thanksgiving? They get to catch a turkey.
  135. What do you call an ice fisherman’s candy? A cool mint.
  136. Why did the ice fisherman become a DJ? He loved the beats.
  137. Why do ice fishermen make poor basketball players? They always miss the hoop.
  138. Why did the ice fisherman bring a hat? He wanted to cover his head.
  139. Why do ice fishermen love birthday parties? They get to chill and celebrate.
  140. Why don’t ice fishermen like to grill? They can’t handle the flame.
  141. What do you call an ice fisherman’s error? A cold slip-up.
  142. Why did the ice fisherman become a mechanic? He loved to tinker.
  143. Why do ice fishermen make poor race car drivers? They always slow down.
  144. Why did the ice fisherman bring a kettle? He wanted a hot drink.
  145. What do you call an ice fisherman’s coat? A cool jacket.
  146. Why did the ice fisherman become a mailman? He loved to deliver.
  147. Why do ice fishermen make poor golfers? They always miss the swing.
  148. Why did the ice fisherman bring a sandwich? He wanted a bite.
  149. Why do ice fishermen love to hike? They get to explore the cool outdoors.
  150. Why don’t ice fishermen like to sauna? They prefer to chill out.

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