150 grill jokes
- Why do hamburgers go to the gym? Because they want better buns!
- What do you call a grill that can play the piano? Char-coal-Play!
- Why did the steak attend the barbecue? To meat up with friends!
- Why didn’t the hotdog star in the movie? It was too much of a ham!
- Why are grills bad at hide and seek? They always spill the beans!
- Why did the tomato turn red on the grill? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a grill with a cold? A sizzler with a sniffle!
- Why did the rib get in trouble? It was smoking on the grill!
- What did the skewer say to the kabob? I’ve got you covered, pal!
- What’s a grill’s favorite song? “Light My Fire” by The Doors!
- Why was the burger so happy at the barbecue? It finally found its patty match!
- What do you call a grill that tells jokes? A com-burn-dian!
- How do grills listen to music? On their bar-beats!
- What’s a grill’s favorite sport? Sizzling soccer!
- Why did the grilling tool go to school? It wanted to be a little sharper!
- What did the onion say at the barbecue? I make people cry, but I’m a-peeling!
- Why did the grill blush? It saw the steak bare-b-q!
- What do you call a sarcastic grill? A smokin’ sass!
- What did the grill say to the steak? Nice to meat you!
- Why do grills make good detectives? They always get to the meat of the matter!
- What’s a grill’s favorite story? The one where they meat the end!
- Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What’s a grill’s favorite dance? The sizzle and slide!
- What did the corn say to the grill? You make me pop!
- Why don’t grills ever get lost? They always follow the smoke signals!
- Why did the sausage break up with the grill? It was too hot to handle!
- What do you call a dog at a barbecue? A hot dog!
- What’s a grill’s favorite painting? The Last Supper!
- Why was the burger at the top of the class? It was on a roll!
- What do you call a grill that’s been left on too long? Hot and bothered!
- Why was the grill feeling down? It had a burn out!
- What do you call a grill in a fancy restaurant? High steak fashion!
- What did the salad say to the grill? Leaf me alone!
- Why do grills never play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
- How do grills enjoy their day off? They just chill and grill!
- Why do grills love math? Because it’s all about the grill-o-metry!
- What do you call a superhero grill? Flame on!
- What did the bratwurst say to the hot dog? You’re the wurst!
- Why was the grill so smart? It always had a burning question!
- What’s a grill’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind” because it fans the flames!
- What did the meat say to the marinade? You got me in a pickle!
- What’s a grill’s favorite novel? “To Grill a Mockingbird”!
- Why don’t grills talk to each other? They’re afraid of starting beef!
- Why did the grill go to the doctor? It was feeling grilled!
- Why did the vegetable get invited to the barbecue? Because it’s always corn-on-the-cob!
- How does a grill flirt? It gives you a hot look!
- What’s a grill’s favorite book? “Fahrenheit 451”!
- Why did the vegetable go to the barbecue? To catch some rays!
- What’s a grill’s favorite school subject? Ge-o-grill-phy!
- What do you call a religious grill? Holy Smokes!
- What’s a grill’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper, for all that barbecue sauce!
- Why was the steak so talkative? It was a chatter-box!
- Why did the chef bring a ladder to the barbecue? To reach the high steaks!
- What’s a grill’s favorite dinosaur? The Tyranno-sizzle-us Rex!
- What do you call a bear grilling fish? A Grill-zly bear!
- Why was the grill feeling pressured? It had too much on its plate!
- How does a grill say goodbye? Smokin’ out!
- What’s a grill’s favorite instrument? The tongs!
- What’s a grill’s favorite type of music? Hot Jazz!
- Why did the chef get locked out of the grill? He had misplaced his tongs!
- What did the spatula say to the burger? Flip out!
- What’s a grill’s favorite currency? Grillin’ bills!
- What do you call a burger that can sing? A grill-itone!
- How does a grill propose? With an onion ring!
- What’s a grill’s favorite superhero? The Flash!
- What do you call a cat who loves to grill? A char-cata-bq!
- How do you know when a grill is gossiping? When there’s smoke there’s fire!
- What do you call a grill with lots of friends? Popular to the grill-ionth degree!
- Why was the grill a great musician? It always played it by ear…of corn!
- Why did the chef go to therapy? He had too many grill issues!
- What do grills and computers have in common? Both have windows for better process-ing!
- What’s a grill’s favorite fairy tale? Cinder-ella!
- How do grills maintain their figure? They stick to a strict diet of protein and sizzle!
- What did the cheese say when it got grilled? I’m melting for you!
- What do you call a grill with no food? A roamin’ grill!
- What did the vegetarian say at the barbecue? More peas, please!
- What’s a grill’s favorite season? Sizzlin’ summer!
- Why did the steak break up with the grill? It couldn’t handle the heat!
- Why was the grill always quiet? It didn’t want to stir-fry things up!
- How do grills say hello? Meat to grill you!
- What’s a grill’s favorite vacation? A tropical cruise for some grillin’ and chillin’!
- What do you call a grill that’s always late? A procrast-grill-nator!
- Why did the grill join the circus? It wanted to be a fire-breather!
- How does a grill compliment someone? You’re sizzling hot!
- What’s a grill’s favorite magic spell? Abra-cadabra-que!
- What’s a grill’s favorite type of math? Grill-gebra!
- What did the potato say to the grill? I’m just here for the fries!
- What’s a grill’s favorite yoga pose? The warrior, it’s sizzling hot!
- Why was the grill never lonely? It was always surrounded by buns!
- How does a grill write a love letter? With lots of flare!
- What’s a grill’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Grilling”!
- What do you call a night-time barbecue? A star-b-que!
- Why did the grill write a book? It wanted to share its recipe for success!
- What’s a grill’s favorite accessory? Its grilly band!
- Why was the grill always so calm? It knew how to keep its cool!
- What’s a grill’s favorite TV show? “Game of Tongs”!
- What’s a grill’s favorite type of car? A grill-usine!
- How does a grill celebrate its birthday? With a grill-ebration!
- Why was the grill so good at baseball? It always hit a home run!
- How does a grill maintain its hygiene? It keeps its grate clean!
- Why did the grill become a lawyer? It had a knack for grilling witnesses!
- What’s a grill’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
- How does a grill apologize? It says, “I didn’t mean to roast you!”
- What’s a grill’s favorite coffee? An espress-grill!
- Why do grills make terrible secret keepers? They always spill the beans!
- What’s a grill’s favorite piece of clothing? A barbecue apron!
- Why was the grill feeling good? It was in its prime rib!
- How does a grill enjoy the beach? By sizzling in the sun!
- What’s a grill’s favorite cartoon? Grill-ey tunes!
- What do you call a ghost who loves to grill? A barbe-ghoul!
- Why did the grill win the award? It was outstanding in its field…of corn!
- What’s a grill’s favorite science subject? Chemis-grill-y!
- What did the grill say to the charcoal? You crack me up!
- Why did the grill go to the museum? To see the ancient cookware!
- How does a grill do its laundry? With detergent and fabric soft-sizzler!
- What’s a grill’s favorite place to visit? The Sizzler!
- What’s a grill’s favorite hairstyle? The pony-tail!
- Why did the grill go on a diet? It wanted to lose some steak weight!
- How does a grill like its tea? Hot and steeped!
- What’s a grill’s favorite video game? Super Sizzle Bros!
- What’s a grill’s favorite time of day? The crackling dawn!
- How does a grill show its affection? It gives you a warm hug!
- What do you call a grill at a rock concert? A metal fan!
- What’s a grill’s favorite drink? Barbe-cola!
- What do you call a grill’s life story? A bi-grill-phy!
- How does a grill say it’s surprised? Well, flip my burgers!
- What did the grill say to the wind? Quit fanning the flames!
- Why was the grill good at chess? It always had the perfect strategy!
- What’s a grill’s favorite fruit? Pineapple, for that sweet and tangy taste!
- How does a grill do its taxes? With lots of deductions for coal!
- What’s a grill’s favorite pet? A hotdog!
- What’s a grill’s favorite flower? The blooming onion!
- How does a grill pray? With a lot of faith and a dash of hope!
- Why did the grill go to the ballet? It loved the tippy-tongs!
- What’s a grill’s favorite board game? Grill-opoly!
- Why did the grill go to the opera? It wanted to see the buns rise!
- How does a grill make a sandwich? With a lot of ham-burger!
- What’s a grill’s favorite social media platform? Sizzle-gram!
- What do you call a psychic grill? A medi-grill!
- Why did the grill go to the spa? For some hot stone therapy!
- What’s a grill’s favorite bird? The rooster, for that wake-up crow!
- What’s a grill’s favorite nursery rhyme? Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one, the burger was done!
- How does a grill express its love? It sends a sizzling text!
- What’s a grill’s favorite type of bread? A grilled cheese sandwich!
- What’s a grill’s favorite dance move? The sizzle twist!
- Why did the grill join a band? It had the perfect pitch!
- How does a grill handle criticism? It takes it with a grain of salt!
- What’s a grill’s favorite hobby? Going for a brisket walk!
- What’s a grill’s favorite type of weather? When it’s sizzling hot!
- How does a grill say goodbye? It’s been sizzling, see you soon!