150 grand canyon jokes

  1. Why don’t secrets work in the Grand Canyon? Because they always echo!
  2. What do you call an antisocial person at the Grand Canyon? A gorge-ous recluse!
  3. Why did the Grand Canyon break up with its girlfriend? She said she needed more depth.
  4. What did the limestone say to the Grand Canyon? “I’m falling for you!”
  5. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite type of music? Rock ‘n’ roll!
  6. Why is the Grand Canyon a great storyteller? It always goes deep.
  7. Why did the Grand Canyon always win at poker? Because it’s good at bluffing!
  8. Why does the Grand Canyon never get lost? It always knows its gorge-ography.
  9. What did the river say to the Grand Canyon? “You crack me up!”
  10. How does the Grand Canyon like its coffee? In a Grand-mug!
  11. Why don’t they play hide and seek in the Grand Canyon? Because good luck hiding!
  12. Why is the Grand Canyon the best listener? Because it always echoes back.
  13. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite exercise? Gorge lifting!
  14. Why did the Grand Canyon go to the psychiatrist? It had a deep-seated fear.
  15. How does the Grand Canyon cut its hair? In layers!
  16. Why doesn’t the Grand Canyon use Instagram? It doesn’t want to filter its natural beauty.
  17. Why did the Grand Canyon refuse to play chess? It was afraid of losing its rocks.
  18. How does the Grand Canyon greet its friends? “Hey gorge-ous!”
  19. Why didn’t the Grand Canyon get promoted? It had too many faults!
  20. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite drink? Rocky road smoothies!
  21. Why was the Grand Canyon always winning beauty contests? It had great sedimental value.
  22. What do you call an overly sensitive Grand Canyon? Teary-ain.
  23. What is the Grand Canyon’s favorite superhero? The Green Lantern, because of the green Colorado River running through it!
  24. Why does the Grand Canyon always carry a map? It doesn’t want to lose its place.
  25. What kind of songs does the Grand Canyon sing? Valley-lads!
  26. Why did the Grand Canyon blush? Because it saw the river bottom!
  27. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite dish? Layer cake!
  28. What does the Grand Canyon wear to a formal event? A tux-terrain-o.
  29. Why did the Grand Canyon always come last in races? It was too down to earth!
  30. Why does the Grand Canyon never lie? Because it’s an open book.
  31. What is the Grand Canyon’s favorite salad? Rock-et salad!
  32. Why is the Grand Canyon so popular? It has many followers on Twitter…birds!
  33. How does the Grand Canyon stay in shape? It does rock climbing.
  34. Why was the Grand Canyon always broke? It was always in the red (rocks).
  35. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite movie? “Rocky”.
  36. Why was the Grand Canyon always late for school? It took it for granite.
  37. What do you call a fashionable Grand Canyon? Gorge-eous!
  38. Why did the Grand Canyon stop writing its book? It was having a mental block.
  39. Why does the Grand Canyon love astronomy? It’s fascinated with meteor craters!
  40. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite sandwich? A “Peanut Butter and Gelly”!
  41. Why is the Grand Canyon always the life of the party? It knows how to rock!
  42. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite dance? The “rock and roll”!
  43. Why was the Grand Canyon always tired? It had too many sleepless “knights” (buttes)!
  44. Why did the Grand Canyon win an award? It was outstanding in its “field”!
  45. How does the Grand Canyon like its tea? Steeped!
  46. Why did the Grand Canyon get a ticket? It was caught speeding on the “boulder”vard.
  47. Why does the Grand Canyon never give up? It’s resilient – always weathering the storm!
  48. Why did the Grand Canyon go to school? To become a little “boulder”.
  49. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite band? Rolling Stones!
  50. How does the Grand Canyon stay fresh? It uses deodor-“ant”!
  51. Why was the Grand Canyon so smart? It always stayed grounded!
  52. Why did the Grand Canyon go on a diet? It felt a little plateau!
  53. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite sitcom? “How I Met Your Mesa”!
  54. Why did the Grand Canyon get in trouble in math class? It couldn’t get over its ex (x)!
  55. How does the Grand Canyon apologize? It sends “pebble-grams”!
  56. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite type of art? Landscape!
  57. What did the river say to the Grand Canyon on Valentine’s Day? You’ve got my current flowing!
  58. Why was the Grand Canyon great at basketball? It had excellent elevation!
  59. What did the snow say to the Grand Canyon? “You’re really cool!”
  60. Why does the Grand Canyon never get a sunburn? It always has a good shade!
  61. Why is the Grand Canyon a terrible secret keeper? It’s got a big mouth!
  62. Why did the Grand Canyon wear sunglasses? It didn’t want to be recognized by its “fans” (wind erosion)!
  63. Why did the Grand Canyon get so many likes on its selfie? Because it was simply riv-er-ing!
  64. Why did the Grand Canyon go to therapy? It had a lot of layers to work through!
  65. What did the Grand Canyon say when it got a facelift? “I feel gorges!”
  66. Why is the Grand Canyon always hungry? It has a large “appetite” (appetite is a mineral)!
  67. Why doesn’t the Grand Canyon ever forget? It’s full of history!
  68. Why does the Grand Canyon always eat dessert first? It likes to start off on a “sweet” note.
  69. Why was the Grand Canyon a great comedian? It had great “timing” (geological timelines)!
  70. Why did the Grand Canyon start taking yoga classes? It wanted to be more “flexible” (referring to tectonic plate movements)!
  71. Why did the Grand Canyon get an award at school? It was top of its “class” (stratification)!
  72. How does the Grand Canyon stay so youthful? It uses age-defying cream…of tartar!
  73. Why did the Grand Canyon become a politician? It had the “sediment” of the people!
  74. Why was the Grand Canyon sad when it got a hole in its shirt? It was very attached to that “material”!
  75. Why does the Grand Canyon never feel cold? It always has a lot of layers!
  76. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite book? “Cliff Notes”!
  77. Why is the Grand Canyon always happy? It lives life on the “ledge”!
  78. Why was the Grand Canyon a great baker? It loved making “rolls” (reference to rolling hills)!
  79. Why did the Grand Canyon getangry at the rain? It said, “Stop eroding my patience!”
  80. Why does the Grand Canyon never skip dessert? It loves its “chocolate rocks”!
  81. Why does the Grand Canyon always carry an umbrella? It hates being weather-beaten!
  82. Why was the Grand Canyon a good parent? It was always there to “support” (referencing natural rock supports)!
  83. Why does the Grand Canyon love winter? It has a soft spot for “ice ages”!
  84. Why is the Grand Canyon always ready for a photo? It stays still!
  85. What does the Grand Canyon say when it’s amazed? “I’m floored!”
  86. Why did the Grand Canyon join the gym? It wanted to build up its “layers”!
  87. Why does the Grand Canyon love poetry? It enjoys the verses about “earth”!
  88. Why does the Grand Canyon never get bored? It always has visitors!
  89. Why did the Grand Canyon stop the argument? It was creating a “rift”!
  90. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite game? “Rock, Paper, Scissors”!
  91. Why did the Grand Canyon get a job? It wanted to earn some “rock solid” income!
  92. Why does the Grand Canyon never play chess? It hates the idea of being “checked”!
  93. Why did the Grand Canyon love geology class? It always felt “at home”!
  94. Why is the Grand Canyon bad at hide and seek? It always gets spotted!
  95. Why did the Grand Canyon join the music band? It wanted to “rock and roll”!
  96. Why was the Grand Canyon always happy? It always “looks on the bright side”!
  97. Why does the Grand Canyon always dress casually? It hates feeling “pressured”!
  98. Why did the Grand Canyon break up with the mountain? It wanted someone more down-to-earth!
  99. Why did the Grand Canyon love school? It loved to “learn the layers”!
  100. Why does the Grand Canyon always have breakfast? It doesn’t want to “crumble”!
  101. Why is the Grand Canyon always well-lit? It loves the “sunrise”!
  102. Why did the Grand Canyon start a band? It was all about the “basement rocks”!
  103. Why is the Grand Canyon always the center of attention? It stands out!
  104. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bang Theory”!
  105. Why was the Grand Canyon a good student? It always “went deeper” into subjects!
  106. Why is the Grand Canyon so good at keeping time? It has layers of history!
  107. Why does the Grand Canyon never wear a hat? It loves to “bask in the sun”!
  108. What does the Grand Canyon love about parties? The “rocking” music!
  109. Why did the Grand Canyon love art class? It enjoyed “sketching landscapes”!
  110. Why did the Grand Canyon never play baseball? It was afraid of “striking out”!
  111. Why does the Grand Canyon love Halloween? It enjoys the “scary cliffs”!
  112. Why is the Grand Canyon bad at making decisions? It’s always “on the edge”!
  113. What’s the Grand Canyon’s favorite type of pizza? “Deep-dish”!
  114. Why did the Grand Canyon go to the dentist? It had a “cavity”!
  115. Why did the Grand Canyon start a bakery? It was good at “rolling dough”!
  116. Why does the Grand Canyon always win at poker? It has a “rock solid” poker face!
  117. Why did the Grand Canyon become a teacher? It loved “spreading knowledge”!
  118. Why does the Grand Canyon never wear jewelry? It already has “precious stones”!
  119. Why does the Grand Canyon love gardening? It has a green “thumb”!
  120. Why did the Grand Canyon get a pet? It wanted some “company”!
  121. Why did the Grand Canyon get a boat? It wanted to “navigate the river”!
  122. Why does the Grand Canyon never get a haircut? It loves its “natural look”!
  123. Why did the Grand Canyon get a telescope? It wanted to “stargaze”!
  124. Why does the Grand Canyon love birthdays? It enjoys the “layers of cake”!
  125. Why did the Grand Canyon become a writer? It had a lot of “stories to tell”!
  126. Why does the Grand Canyon never get married? It’s an “independent formation”!
  127. Why did the Grand Canyon go to the spa? It wanted to “relax and unwind”!
  128. Why did the Grand Canyon love geography class? It loved “learning about itself”!
  129. Why did the Grand Canyon go to the music concert? It loves the “rock and roll”!
  130. Why does the Grand Canyon never argue? It hates “creating a rift”!
  131. Why did the Grand Canyon get a computer? It wanted to “surf the net”!
  132. Why did the Grand Canyon become a philosopher? It loves “deep thoughts”!
  133. Why did the Grand Canyon join the choir? It enjoys the “resonance”!
  134. Why does the Grand Canyon never gossip? It’s always “down to earth”!
  135. Why did the Grand Canyon love winter? It enjoys the “icy touch”!
  136. Why does the Grand Canyon love Christmas? It loves the “carols echoing”!
  137. Why did the Grand Canyon get glasses? It wanted a “clearer view”!
  138. Why did the Grand Canyon become an architect? It loves “designing landscapes”!
  139. Why does the Grand Canyon never play soccer? It’s afraid of “getting kicked”!
  140. Why did the Grand Canyon go to the library? It loves “reading about geology”!
  141. Why did the Grand Canyon start dancing? It wanted to “let loose”!
  142. Why did the Grand Canyon start playing video games? It enjoys the “virtual landscapes”!
  143. Why does the Grand Canyon never get a pet rock? It already has “plenty of them”!
  144. Why did the Grand Canyon go to the beach? It loves the “sand between its rocks”!
  145. Why does the Grand Canyon never get angry? It’s always “cool and calm”!
  146. Why did the Grand Canyon start cooking? It loves the “layers of flavor”!
  147. Why did the Grand Canyon go on a hike? It wanted to “reach new heights”!
  148. Why did the Grand Canyon join the football team? It wanted to “tackle new challenges”!
  149. Why does the Grand Canyon never play basketball? It’s afraid of “getting dunked”!
  150. Why did the Grand Canyon start meditating? It wanted to “reach a deeper state of calm”!

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