108 goodbye puns

  1. I’m leaf-ing, see you in the fall.
  2. I mustache you to let me go.
  3. I have to go, but don’t worry, it’s not you, it’s me-nute.
  4. Orange you sad I’m peeling away?
  5. Sushi later!
  6. I’m outtie, like a belly button.
  7. See you letter, alphabetically speaking.
  8. Have to log off, don’t want to cause any lumber.
  9. Off to make like a bread and roll.
  10. Gotta split, I’m no banana but I’ve got appeal.
  11. Time to bolt, but screw it, we’ll meet again.
  12. I have to book it before I get a fine!
  13. I better make like a tree and leaf.
  14. Time to make like a banana and split.
  15. Have to bounce, like a basketball with plans.
  16. Shell you later, beach goer!
  17. Gotta jet, see you when I land.
  18. Time to ski-daddle, but snow worries, we’ll meet again.
  19. Gotta skidaddle like a cow on the move.
  20. I’m under a lot of pressure, so I’m going to pop off.
  21. I’m going to beat it, like a drum on parade.
  22. See you round like a donut.
  23. No time to loaf around, I gotta roll!
  24. I’m piecing out, see you at the bakery!
  25. Gotta run like a refrigerator.
  26. I must dip like a chip with a mission.
  27. I’m going to scoot, like a bug with boots.
  28. Sliding out of here like a penguin on the move.
  29. I have to skedaddle, like a cowboy at sunset.
  30. Can’t stick around, I’m not glue.
  31. I’m ghosting, see you in the afterlife.
  32. Have to vamoose, like a cowboy with loose boots.
  33. Gotta scram like an egg in a hurry.
  34. Time to shoot off, like a rocket with plans.
  35. I’m taking off like a sweater that’s too hot.
  36. It’s time to hop to it, like a rabbit with a watch.
  37. I’m not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time.
  38. I’m heading out, like hair in a hurry.
  39. No time to stall, I’m not a horse.
  40. I’m zooming off, like a race car on a mission.
  41. Time to flap out of here, like a bird with purpose.
  42. Catch you on the flip side, like a pancake master.
  43. Time to move on like a cow with wanderlust.
  44. Have to step out, like a foot in a hurry.
  45. Gotta take off, like a flea from a dog.
  46. I’m blasting off, like a rocket with goals.
  47. Going to hit the road, like a tire with ambition.
  48. I’m bouncing, like a rabbit with springs.
  49. Time to retire, and I’m not even a wheel.
  50. I must push off, like a boat from the dock.
  51. Can’t cling on, I’m no static electricity.
  52. Ducking out early, like a bird with a bedtime.
  53. I’m rolling out, like a red carpet at an event.
  54. Time to sail away, like a ship in the wind.
  55. I’m gonna make like a drum and beat it.
  56. Time to bug out, like an insect with an exit strategy.
  57. Have to pack up, like a suitcase with places to be.
  58. Gotta fade out, like the end of a song.
  59. I’m going to evaporate, but I’ll be back like the rain.
  60. Time to whisk away, like a broom on a mission.
  61. Gotta check out, like a library book due back.
  62. Time to depart, like a train leaving the station.
  63. Time to punch out, like a card at the end of a shift.
  64. Time to pull out, like a drawer with something to hide.
  65. Gonna drift off, like a cloud in the sky.
  66. Time to bug off, like an annoyed insect.
  67. I need to draw away, like curtains in the morning.
  68. I’m taking a hike, and I’m not even outdoors.
  69. Going to slide out, like a child on a playground.
  70. Time to fly, like a bird with a destination.
  71. Have to bounce like a ball on the court.
  72. Time to duck out, like a bird on the move.
  73. Time to peel out, like a banana at a picnic.
  74. I’m making tracks, and I’m not even a train.
  75. Time to dig out, like a mole on a mission.
  76. I’m clearing out, like a fog when the sun rises.
  77. I’m heading off, like a soccer ball after a kick.
  78. Gonna fade away, like a star at dawn.
  79. Time to roll, like a bowling ball down the lane.
  80. Gotta slip away, like a spy on a mission.
  81. Time to dart off, like a fish in the sea.
  82. I must abscond, like a thief in the night.
  83. Time to disappear, like a magician’s assistant.
  84. Gonna run off, like ink in the rain.
  85. I’m breaking away, like a piece of chocolate.
  86. Gotta exit, like an actor at the end of a scene.
  87. Time to vanish, like a ghost in daylight.
  88. Gotta hop off, like a kangaroo on the go.
  89. I’m stepping off, like a dancer at the end of a performance.
  90. Time to scoot, like a snail with speed.
  91. Gonna scamper, like a squirrel with an acorn.
  92. Time to vacate, like a tenant at the end of a lease.
  93. I must jet, like a plane taking off.
  94. Gonna scram, like a rat with a cat on its tail.
  95. Time to withdraw, like a hermit into a shell.
  96. Gonna make like a ball and bounce.
  97. Time to get a move on, like a snail with a purpose.
  98. I’m pulling away, like a race car at the finish line.
  99. Gonna exit stage left, like a theatre performer.
  100. I’m making a break for it, like a prisoner on the run.
  101. I must decamp, like a camper when summer ends.
  102. I’m going to clear off, like a table after dinner.
  103. Time to leg it, like a runner at the start of a race.
  104. Gotta dash off, like a note in a hurry.
  105. Gonna make tracks, like a snowman on vacation.
  106. Gonna buzz off, like a bee with a full honeycomb.
  107. Time to get outta here, like a bat out of hell.
  108. Gonna move out, like a tenant with a new lease.

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