81 glue jokes

  1. Why did the glue go to school? Because it wanted to stick to its studies!
  2. What did the glue say to the paper? “Stick with me, and you’ll go places.”
  3. Why didn’t the glue go to the party? It was afraid of sticking out.
  4. What’s a glue’s favorite music? Anything that’s got a sticky beat!
  5. Why did the glue get in trouble in school? It kept sticking its nose in other people’s business.
  6. Why don’t glues make good secret agents? Because they always get stuck on the details.
  7. What do you call a glue that tells good jokes? Stick-hilarious.
  8. Why was the glue so good at basketball? It always had a great stick!
  9. Why did the glue get promoted? Because it always sticks to the task at hand.
  10. What’s a glue’s favorite sport? Lacrosse, because they get to stick around.
  11. What did the glue say to the magnet? “I find you quite attractive, but I think we’d stick better.”
  12. Why did the glue refuse the job offer? It couldn’t handle the stick-y situations.
  13. Why did the glue never lose at poker? It always had a pair of twos stick together.
  14. Why do glues never make good comedians? They always stick to the script.
  15. How does glue break up with its girlfriend? It says, “I think we should stick to being just friends.”
  16. Why did the glue go to the therapist? It was feeling a bit unstuck.
  17. What did the glue say to the bully? “You can push me around, but I’ll stick up for myself.”
  18. Why did the glue like the fall season? Because the leaves stick to the ground.
  19. What’s the glue’s favorite place to vacation? Stick-ney Island.
  20. What do you call a glue in Hollywood? A stick-star!
  21. Why did the glue go to the concert? It wanted to see the stick-figures play.
  22. Why don’t glues like debates? They can’t handle stick-y situations.
  23. What do you call a glue that’s good at the piano? Stick-zart.
  24. Why was the glue a good detective? Because it always sticks to the case.
  25. What’s a glue’s favorite dance? The stick-trot!
  26. Why was the glue a good team leader? It knows how to make everyone stick together.
  27. What did the glue say to the wall? “I’m stuck on you.”
  28. Why did the glue get a ticket? It didn’t stick to the speed limit.
  29. What’s a glue’s favorite kind of story? Stick-tion!
  30. Why was the glue a good baker? It knows how to stick to the recipe.
  31. What did the glue say to its Valentine? “We’re stuck with each other.”
  32. Why did the glue go to the gym? To stick to its fitness routine.
  33. What’s a glue’s favorite drink? Stick-y toffee coffee.
  34. Why don’t glues like gossip? They prefer to stick to the facts.
  35. What do you call a glue in space? An astro-stick.
  36. Why was the glue good at chess? It knew how to stick to a strategy.
  37. What’s a glue’s favorite day of the week? Stick-sday.
  38. What did the glue say to the post-it note? “We are two of a kind.”
  39. What’s a glue’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones, because they can’t get no de-stick-tion.
  40. Why did the glue go to the library? To stick its nose in a good book.
  41. What’s a glue’s favorite song? “Stick with you” by Pussycat Dolls.
  42. Why was the glue a good painter? It always stuck within the lines.
  43. What’s a glue’s favorite food? Stick-y rice.
  44. Why was the glue a good gardener? It knew how to make plants stick together.
  45. What did the glue say to the new glue? “Let’s stick together.”
  46. Why was the glue a good soccer player? It always stuck to its goal.
  47. What’s a glue’s favorite candy? Stick-y toffee.
  48. Why did the glue get the job? It stuck to its guns in the interview.
  49. What do you call a glue that loves the theater? A drama-stick.
  50. What’s a glue’s favorite movie? “Stick It.”
  51. What do you call a glue that won’t give up? A persist-stick.
  52. Why was the glue a good chess player? It knew how to stick to a plan.
  53. What’s a glue’s favorite magazine? Stick Illustrated.
  54. What do you call a glue that’s really good at math? Arithme-stick.
  55. Why was the glue a good lawyer? It knew how to stick to the point.
  56. Why did the glue get lost? It couldn’t stick to the map.
  57. What’s a glue’s favorite type of poem? A limer-stick.
  58. Why was the glue a good carpenter? It knew how to stick to a blueprint.
  59. Why did the glue like its friend? Because they stick up for each other.
  60. What’s a glue’s favorite TV show? “Stick of the Hill.”
  61. Why was the glue good at races? It knew how to stick to the track.
  62. Why did the glue go to the tailor? To get its pants stick-tched.
  63. What’s a glue’s favorite fashion trend? Stick-ers!
  64. Why was the glue a good teacher? It knew how to make knowledge stick.
  65. What do you call a glue that can sing? A music-stick.
  66. Why was the glue a good swimmer? It knew how to stick to the pool.
  67. What’s a glue’s favorite dessert? Stick-y toffee pudding.
  68. Why did the glue go to the doctor? It had a stick-y cough.
  69. Why was the glue good at climbing? It knew how to stick to the rocks.
  70. What’s a glue’s favorite type of car? A stick-shift.
  71. Why did the glue love being a tour guide? It got to stick to the path.
  72. What’s a glue’s favorite type of boat? A stick-ship.
  73. Why was the glue a good cook? It knew how to stick to the ingredients.
  74. Why did the glue get hired as a salesperson? It knew how to stick to the script.
  75. What’s a glue’s favorite type of bird? A stick-atoo.
  76. Why was the glue a good runner? It knew how to stick to the lane.
  77. What’s a glue’s favorite city? Stick-ney, of course.
  78. Why was the glue a good mechanic? It knew how to stick to the manual.
  79. What’s a glue’s favorite musical instrument? A stick-tar.
  80. Why was the glue a good electrician? It knew how to stick to the wires.
  81. What do you call a glue that’s a writer? A Poe-stick.

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