122 georgia jokes

1. Why did the peach break up with the pecan in Georgia?
   • Because it was too nuts for it!
2. What did the Savannah ghost say to the other ghost?
   • “You’re boo-tiful!”
3. Why don’t they play hide and seek in Atlanta?
   • Because good luck hiding when you’re stuck in traffic!
4. How does a Georgia Bulldog fan get a home workout?
   • They lift the couch to find the remote!
5. What do you call a country singer who moved from Nashville to Atlanta?
   • Lost in transposition!
6. Why was the belt arrested in Atlanta?
   • Because it was holding up a pair of “jeans”!
7. How do you know if someone is from Georgia?
   • Don’t worry, they’ll “peach” about it.
8. Why was the Georgia onion always so well-liked?
   • Because he knew how to make people cry!
9. What do Georgia peaches do on their day off?
   • They chill out and have a “smoothie” time!
10. How do Macon residents keep their pants up?
    • With a good old fashioned “Bibb” clip!
11. Why did the Georgia peanut get kicked out of school?
    • It was caught “cracking” up in class!
12. Why don’t Georgia Bulldogs make good secret agents?
    • Because they can’t hide their “barks”!
13. Why are Georgia peaches so good at baseball?
    • They always make it to home “plate”!
14. Why did the man break up with his girlfriend from Augusta?
    • He couldn’t handle the “Masters” of her heart!
15. Why did the ghost move to Savannah?
    • To start a “boo-tique”!
16. Why was the Savannah river always stressed?
    • It couldn’t go with the “flow”!
17. What’s Atlanta’s favorite musical note?
    • “B”, because they can’t live without their “Bees” (Braves, Bulldogs, and Basketball)!
18. Why did the Georgia Peach get an award?
    • Because it was always “a-peach-iated”!
19. Why are football games in Athens like a bear on a trampoline?
    • They’re full of ups and downs, but always entertaining!
20. Why did the peanut go to UGA?
    • To get a little “shelled”ucation!
21. How do you know your dog is from Georgia?
    • It barks with a southern accent!
22. Why did the zombie go to Six Flags Over Georgia?
    • He heard they had “finger” foods!
23. What do you call a cat from Georgia?
    • A “peach” lion!
24. Why did the Georgia Bulldog take his pencil to bed?
    • Because he wanted to draw his dreams!
25. How do Georgia peaches greet each other?
    • “Nice to “a-peach” you!”
26. Why was the Atlanta Braves baseball game so hot?
    • Because all the fans were on “fire”!
27. How did the Macon biscuit propose to the gravy?
    • It said, “Will you be my butter half?”
28. Why are Georgia tomatoes the most honest?
    • Because they’re always “ripe” with the truth!
29. What’s a Georgia peach’s favorite song?
    • “Sweet as a Peach” by The Allman Brothers Band!
30. Why did the Savannah ghost become a poet?
    • Because it wanted to write “boo-tiful” verses!
31. What do you call a cow in Augusta?
    • A moo-ster of the course!
32. Why did the squirrel move to Georgia?
    • Because it was nuts about peaches!
33. How did the Georgia Bulldog stop the video?
    • It pressed the “paws” button!
34. Why did the Savannah ghost go to a music festival?
    • It heard there was going to be some “soul” music!
35. Why was the Chattahoochee River so popular?
    • Because it always knew how to “stream”!
36. What did the Georgia Bulldog say after a great play?
    • “That was pawsome!”
37. What’s a Georgia peanut’s favorite type of music?
    • Nut ‘n’ Roll!
38. Why did the Vidalia onion win the talent show?
    • Because its performance was simply “tear-riffic”!
39. Why did the Coca-Cola bottle from Atlanta never lose a race?
    • It always had a little “pop” in its step!
40. Why did the peanut join the Georgia Bulldogs team?
    • It heard they needed a little extra “crunch”!
41. How does a Georgia peach ask someone to dance?
    • “I can’t find a partner who’s quite my “pit” – would you like to dance?”
42. Why don’t Georgia Bulldogs play chess?
    • Because it’s hard to play when you’re always chasing the “bishops”!
43. What do you call a group of musical ghosts in Savannah?
    • A boo band!
44. Why was the Georgia peach such a bad liar?
    • Because everyone could see right through its “peach fuzz”!
45. How does Atlanta get its coffee?
    • “Brewed” for your convenience!
46. What did the Georgia Bulldog say to the cat?
    • “You’re fur-real!”
47. Why did the chicken from Georgia cross the road?
    • To prove it wasn’t chicken!
48. What’s a golfer’s favorite spot in Georgia?
    • Augusta, because it’s always “up to par”!
49. Why don’t Atlanta Falcons play poker?
    • Too many “cheetahs” on the field!
50. What’s the difference between a Georgia Bulldog fan and a baby?
    • The baby will stop whining eventually!
51. How does a Georgia peach apologize?
    • It says, “I ap-peach-iate your patience!”
52. Why did the Vidalia onion join a band?
    • Because it had layers of talent!
53. What did one Georgia peanut say to the other?
    • “I’m nuts about you!”
54. Why was the Savannah ghost always lost?
    • Because it couldn’t find its “boo-rings”!
55. Why don’t peaches from Georgia ever get lost?
    • Because they always follow their “pits”!
56. How do Georgia Bulldogs spend their weekends?
    • “Barking” up the right tree!
57. Why did the Georgia Bulldog bring a ladder to the bar?
    • He heard the drinks were on the house!
58. How did the Georgia peach find its way home?
    • It took the “pit” stop!
59. Why did the Atlanta Falcon take a nap?
    • Because it got tired of “flying” around!
60. What’s a Georgia Bulldog’s favorite type of music?
    • Bark ‘n’ Roll!
61. Why was the Savannah ghost a bad roommate?
    • It always left a “chill” in the room!
62. What’s the difference between a Georgia summer and a hot oven?

• You can’t bake a peach pie in a Georgia summer!

63. How does a Georgia peach ask for a date?

• “Are you available on Friday? Or is that too “pit-y” soon?”

64. What’s the Georgia Bulldog’s favorite part of a joke?

• The “punch” line!

65. Why did the peanut run for mayor in Georgia?

• It wanted to make a “crack” at politics!

66. Why did the Savannah ghost become a chef?

• Because it wanted to make some “boo-rritos”!

67. What did the Chattahoochee River say to the bank?

• “I can’t seem to go around you. I guess we’re just going to have to “flow” through this together!”

68. Why did the onion join the Georgia Bulldogs?

• Because it had “layers” of skills!

69. Why did the Georgia peach blush?

• Because it saw the apple turnover!

70. How do ghosts in Savannah order their drinks?

• “On the rocks and extra “boo-zy”!”

71. Why are Savannah’s ghost stories the best?

• Because they always have the most “spirit”!

72. How do you know your cat is from Atlanta?

• It won’t stop “purr-aching” about the traffic!

73. Why was the peanut from Georgia feeling left out?

• Because it couldn’t shell out for the party!

74. Why are Georgia Bulldogs bad at basketball?

• Every time they get a “bark”-et, they try to bury it!

75. Why did the Georgia Bulldog refuse to play cards with the jungle cat?

• Because he suspected it was a “cheetah”!

76. What’s a Georgia Bulldog’s favorite type of movie?

• Anything but “pup” culture flicks!

77. Why did the Georgia Bulldog become a gardener?

• Because it had a “barking” green thumb!

78. What’s a Georgia Bulldog’s favorite type of exercise?

• “Jumping jacks,” because it involves a lot of “leaps and bounds”!

79. Why was the Savannah ghost terrible at lying?

• You could see right through him!

80. How does a Georgia Bulldog stop a video?

• By pressing the “paws” button!

81. What did the peanut say to the Georgia Bulldog?

• “You crack me up!”

82. Why did the Georgia Bulldog bring a stick to the football game?

• He wanted to “fetch” a victory!

83. How do you know you’ve found a Georgia Bulldog’s phone?

• It has a “bark” code!

84. Why did the Georgia Bulldog eat a lamp?

• It wanted a “light” snack!

85. What’s a Georgia Bulldog’s favorite type of literature?

• Anything with “pup-fiction”!

86. Why did the ghost go to the Savannah bar?

• To get some “spirits”!

87. Why did the Georgia peach go to the party?

• It was the “pits” at home!

88. What did the peanut say to the almond at the Georgia Nut Festival?

• “You crack me up!”

89. What’s the difference between a Georgia Bulldog and a magician?

• One performs tricks, the other just “licks”!

90. What do Georgia Bulldog fans do when they win a game?

• They “paws” for a celebration!

91. Why did the Georgia Bulldog bring a pencil to the football game?

• It wanted to “draw” a play!

92. Why did the ghost go to the Savannah music festival?

• It heard they had “soul” music!

93. How do Georgia Bulldogs organize a party?

• They “bark” it in their calendars!

94. Why did the Georgia Bulldog refuse to play chess?

• It thought the “bishop” was something to fetch!

95. What do Georgia Bulldog fans and clouds have in common?

• Both are happiest when they pour!

96. Why did the Georgia peach join the basketball team?

• It knew how to “jam”!

97. Why did the peanut become a police officer in Georgia?

• It wanted to “crack” down on crime!

98. How do you know you’re at a Georgia Bulldog’s wedding?

• The “bark” is worse than the bite of the cake!

99. Why did the Savannah ghost go to the school?

• To improve its “boo-graphy”!

100. What do you call a cold day in Atlanta? – Un-“froze”-n!
101. Why don’t Georgia Bulldogs like knocking games? – They prefer to “bark” at the door!
102. Why did the Georgia Bulldog bring its bone to the bank? – It wanted to make a “barking” deposit!
103. Why did the Georgia peach go to art school? – It wanted to learn still “peach” painting!
104. Why did the Savannah ghost go to the amusement park? – It wanted to ride the “boo-ster” roller coaster!
105. What’s a Georgia Bulldog’s favorite vegetable? – “Bark-oli”!
106. Why did the Georgia Bulldog join the circus? – It was tired of the regular “dog and pony” show!
107. How do Georgia Bulldogs turn off the lights? – They “bark” at them until they go out!
108. Why did the peanut start a band in Georgia? – It wanted to play “shell-o”!
109. Why don’t ghosts in Savannah play soccer? – Too much running for their “boo-ts”!
110. What’s a Georgia Bulldog’s favorite day of the week? – “Barkday”!
111. Why did the Georgia peach go to the beach? – It wanted to feel the “peachy” sun!
112. Why did the Savannah ghost join the choir? – It wanted to lift its “spirits”!
113. What did the Georgia Bulldog say to the tree? – “Bark”!
114. Why did the peanut go to a concert in Georgia? – It heard there would be plenty of “jam”!
115. Why don’t Georgia Bulldogs make good detectives? – The clues always lead them to a “barking” tree!
116. Why did the Georgia peach join the tennis team? – It had a great “serve”!
117. What’s a Georgia Bulldog’s favorite type of math? – “Bark-tion”!
118. Why was the Savannah ghost always cold? – It left its windows “boo-pen”!
119. How do Georgia Bulldogs like their eggs? – “Bark-boiled”!
120. Why did the Georgia Bulldog become a journalist? – It had a “nose” for news!
121. What do you call a Georgia Bulldog who can sing? – A “bark”itone!
122. Why did the ghost go to Savannah for vacation? – It wanted a “boo-tiful” view!