294 funny flirty jokes

  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?
  3. Are you Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  4. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  5. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  6. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  7. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass destruction.
  8. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
  10. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  11. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  12. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  13. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
  14. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  15. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
  16. Are you a magician? Whenever I look at your photos, everyone else disappears.
  17. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  18. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  19. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other!
  20. Do you have a sunbeam? Because you light up my world.
  21. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  22. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
  23. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  24. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
  25. Can you catch? Because I think I’m falling in love with you.
  26. Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
  27. Are you a campfire? Because you light up my world.
  28. Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea.
  29. Are you a microwave? Because you melt my heart.
  30. Are you a gardener? Because I see you digging me.
  31. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
  32. Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  33. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
  34. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
  35. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
  36. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
  37. Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.
  38. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.
  39. Are you a shooting star? Because my wish just came true.
  40. Are you my horoscope? Because you predict we have a future together.
  41. Are you a racehorse? Because my heart races when I see you.
  42. Is your name Coca Cola? Because you’re soda-licious.
  43. Are you a baker? Because I knead you in my life.
  44. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
  45. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  46. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we’ve just met mine.
  47. Are you a transformer? Because you’ve just transformed my day.
  48. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  49. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
  50. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  51. Are you a thief? Because you’ve stolen my heart.
  52. Are you a pizza? Because I want a pizza you.
  53. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
  54. Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.
  55. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  56. Can you hold my hand? I want to be able to tell my friends I was touched by an angel.
  57. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you.
  58. Are you a football player? Because I’d love to catch your pass.
  59. Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
  60. Is your name Lightning? Because I’m about to be thunderstruck.
  61. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.
  62. Are you a washing machine? Because I need to drop my dirty load.
  63. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’re making my heart race.
  64. Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
  65. Are you a detective? Because I think you’ve just found the key to my heart.
  66. Are you a genie? Because I have a couple of wishes to make.
  67. Are you a lighthouse? Because you’ve just brightened my day.
  68. Are you a comet? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  69. Are you an astronaut? Because you just took my breath away.
  70. Are you a guitar player? Because I can’t help but pluck up the courage to talk to you.
  71. Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
  72. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
  73. Are you a boxer? Because you’re one knockout.
  74. Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
  75. Are you a sunrise? Because you light up my world.
  76. Are you a pancake? Because you stack up to my expectations.
  77. Are you a glass of wine? Because the more I have of you, the better I feel.
  78. Are you a traffic light? Because I stop every time I see you.
  79. Are you a movie star? Because your beauty lights up the big screen in my mind.
  80. Are you a cup of coffee? Because I like you a latte.
  81. Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
  82. Are you a flower? Because I’m pollen in love with you.
  83. Are you a chef? Because you’re cooking up a storm in my heart.
  84. Are you a poet? Because you’ve got me lost for words.
  85. Are you a candy? Because you’re sweet on the inside and out.
  86. Are you a dancer? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little jig.
  87. Are you a tree? Because I’m falling for you.
  88. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m finding all the right pieces in you.
  89. Are you a river? Because my love for you flows.
  90. Are you a flower? Because you’re blooming marvelous.
  91. Are you a song? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
  92. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  93. Are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.
  94. Are you a dessert? Because you’re my sweet temptation.
  95. Are you a clock? Because every minute with you is precious.
  96. Are you a fireplace? Because you warm my heart.
  97. Are you a sculpture? Because every angle of you is perfect.
  98. Are you a rainbow? Because you color my world.
  99. Are you a sunset? Because I find myself getting lost in your beauty.
  100. Are you a surgeon? Because you just took my heart away.
  101. Are you a movie? Because I could watch you over and over again.
  102. Are you a rollercoaster? Because my heart races every time I’m with you.
  103. Are you a museum? Because you truly are a work of art.
  104. Are you a constellation? Because I could stare at you all night.
  105. Are you a zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.
  106. Are you a diamond? Because you’re the most precious thing I’ve ever seen.
  107. Are you a radio? Because you play all my favorite songs.
  108. Are you a comet? Because you light up my universe.
  109. Are you a painter? Because you’ve colored my world.
  110. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve sparked a reaction in me.
  111. Are you a philosopher? Because you’ve changed my perception of love.
  112. Are you a lottery ticket? Because I feel lucky to have found you.
  113. Are you a book? Because your story captivates me.
  114. Are you a flashlight? Because you light up my darkest days.
  115. Are you a marathon? Because I can’t catch my breath around you.
  116. Are you a chef? Because you’re spicing up my life.
  117. Are you a dentist? Because every time I see you, I can’t help but smile.
  118. Are you a builder? Because we’ve got a solid foundation.
  119. Are you a fortune cookie? Because you’re telling me all I want to hear.
  120. Are you a teacher? Because you’ve taught me the meaning of love.
  121. Are you a firefighter? Because you’re extinguishing all my fears.
  122. Are you a therapist? Because you’re curing my loneliness.
  123. Are you a train? Because I’m on track when I’m with you.
  124. Are you a mountain? Because my love for you peaks.
  125. Are you a mirror? Because I can see my future with you.
  126. Are you a football? Because I want to catch you.
  127. Are you a bar of chocolate? Because I melt when I see you.
  128. Are you a race? Because my heart races for you.
  129. Are you a poem? Because you’ve got rhythm and rhyme.
  130. Are you a sailor? Because I’m lost at sea with you.
  131. Are you a songbird? Because you sing the song of my heart.
  132. Are you a movie star? Because I could watch you all day.
  133. Are you a dream? Because you’re better than my reality.
  134. Are you a gardener? Because you’ve planted love in my heart.
  135. Are you a plane? Because I’m in it for the long haul with you.
  136. Are you a guitar? Because I could strum you all day.
  137. Are you a fortune teller? Because I see a future with you.
  138. Are you a bottle of wine? Because the more I have of you, the better I feel.
  139. Are you a snowflake? Because you’ve melted my heart.
  140. Are you a lightning bolt? Because I’m shocked by how much I like you.
  141. Are you a flower? Because I’m drawn to your beauty.
  142. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  143. Are you a galaxy? Because you light up my universe.
  144. Are you a bank? Because I trust you with my heart.
  145. Are you a dream catcher? Because you’ve caught all my dreams.
  146. Are you a pillow? Because I want to rest my heart on you.
  147. Are you a ship? Because I’m lost at sea in your love.
  148. Are you a key? Because you unlock my feelings.
  149. Are you a jazz song? Because my heart beats to your rhythm.
  150. Are you a snowflake? Because you make my heart flutter.
  151. Are you a novel? Because I can’t stop turning your pages.
  152. Are you a chef? Because you’re serving up feelings I can’t resist.
  153. Are you a sunflower? Because I always turn towards you.
  154. Are you a hurricane? Because my heart is in a whirlwind.
  155. Are you a battery? Because you give me energy.
  156. Are you a melody? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
  157. Are you a gardener? Because my love for you keeps growing.
  158. Are you a skyscraper? Because my love for you reaches new heights.
  159. Are you a torch? Because you light the way to my heart.
  160. Are you a magician? Because you make my loneliness disappear.
  161. Are you a sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
  162. Are you a formula? Because you equal my happiness.
  163. Are you a river? Because you make my heart flow with love.
  164. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m putting my love together for you.
  165. Are you a race car? Because my heart races for you.
  166. Are you a diamond? Because my love for you is forever.
  167. Are you a guitar? Because your love strums my heartstrings.
  168. Are you a treasure? Because I’ve been searching for you my whole life.
  169. Are you a detective? Because you’ve solved the mystery of my heart.
  170. Are you a bakery? Because you’re serving up something sweet.
  171. Are you a photo album? Because our memories are picture perfect.
  172. Are you a sunset? Because I find the end of the day beautiful with you.
  173. Are you a tornado? Because my heart is swept up in you.
  174. Are you a thunderstorm? Because you’re electrifying.
  175. Are you a calculator? Because I can count on you.
  176. Are you a marathon? Because my love for you goes the distance.
  177. Are you a mountain? Because I’m always climbing towards you.
  178. Are you a teddy bear? Because I want to cuddle you all night.
  179. Are you a shark? Because I’m hooked on you.
  180. Are you a balloon? Because my heart floats for you.
  181. Are you a jukebox? Because you play the soundtrack of my life.
  182. Are you a rocket? Because my heart launches whenever I see you.
  183. Are you a perfume? Because you’re scent-sational.
  184. Are you a postcard? Because I want to send my love to you.
  185. Are you a power station? Because you energize me.
  186. Are you a ghost? Because my heart haunts me with thoughts of you.
  187. Are you a singer? Because you hit the high notes of my heart.
  188. Are you a kite? Because you have me soaring high.
  189. Are you a writer? Because you’ve written the story of my heart.
  190. Are you a joke? Because you make me laugh with joy.
  191. Are you a jewel? Because you’re priceless.
  192. Are you a cherry? Because you’re the cherry on top of my day.
  193. Are you a math problem? Because I’m completely puzzled by your beauty.
  194. Are you a pen? Because my love for you is permanent.
  195. Are you a seashell? Because I can’t stop listening to you.
  196. Are you a library? Because I’m checking you out.
  197. Are you a light bulb? Because you’ve given me a bright idea of what love is.
  198. Are you a telescope? Because I see a bright future with you.
  199. Are you a heartbeat? Because you keep me alive.
  200. Are you a lemon? Because I’m zestfully in love with you.
  201. Are you a cloud? Because you’re my silver lining.
  202. Are you a boat? Because I’m all aboard with you.
  203. Are you a clock? Because our time together is precious.
  204. Are you a knight? Because you’ve saved me from loneliness.
  205. Are you a painter? Because you’ve painted my life with colors of love.
  206. Are you a sweet dream? Because waking up from you is a nightmare.
  207. Are you a map? Because I’m lost without you.
  208. Are you a doorway? Because I’m opening up to you.
  209. Are you a coin? Because I treasure you.
  210. Are you a sparkler? Because you make my heart sparkle.
  211. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you.
  212. Are you a compass? Because you lead me to love.
  213. Are you a lighthouse? Because you guide me through the storm.
  214. Are you a film? Because I can watch you again and again.
  215. Are you a bungee cord? Because I’m falling for you.
  216. Are you a deck of cards? Because I’m betting on you.
  217. Are you a fairy tale? Because our love is magical.
  218. Are you a dartboard? Because you’ve hit the target of my heart.
  219. Are you a swimmer? Because you’ve dived into my heart.
  220. Are you a mirror? Because I see myself in you.
  221. Are you a dolphin? Because my heart flips for you.
  222. Are you a piece of gold? Because I’m rich with your love.
  223. Are you a harmonica? Because you play the music of my soul.
  224. Are you a topaz? Because you add color to my life.
  225. Are you a pebble? Because I can’t get you out of my shoe… or my mind!
  226. Are you a chess game? Because I’m planning my moves around you.
  227. Are you a vineyard? Because you produce the sweet wine of love.
  228. Are you a diary? Because you contain all my secrets.
  229. Are you a sports car? Because you drive me wild.
  230. Are you a secret? Because I want to share you with everyone I know.
  231. Are you a piece of art? Because I admire you.
  232. Are you a blanket? Because you wrap me in warmth.
  233. Are you a treasure chest? Because you’re full of gems.
  234. Are you a music box? Because you play the sweetest tune.
  235. Are you a rollercoaster? Because our love is a thrilling ride.
  236. Are you a raindrop? Because you’re making my heart wet with love.
  237. Are you a marshmallow? Because I want to toast to our love.
  238. Are you a submarine? Because I’m drowning in your love.
  239. Are you a concert? Because my heart beats to your rhythm.
  240. Are you a casino? Because I’m betting all my chips on you.
  241. Are you a river? Because my love for you is deep and wide.
  242. Are you a waterfall? Because I’m falling for you.
  243. Are you a crossword puzzle? Because you fill in all the blanks.
  244. Are you a candy bar? Because I’m sweet on you.
  245. Are you a pair of binoculars? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  246. Are you a garden? Because you’re blooming with love.
  247. Are you a scientist? Because I have chemistry with you.
  248. Are you a piece of cake? Because I want a slice of your love.
  249. Are you a rubber band? Because I bounce back to you every time.
  250. Are you a ticket? Because you’re my pass to happiness.
  251. Are you a traffic light? Because I stop and go at your command.
  252. Are you a hot tub? Because you’re soaking in my thoughts.
  253. Are you a glass of water? Because you quench my thirst for love.
  254. Are you a roller skate? Because I’m head over heels for you.
  255. Are you a fortune cookie? Because I’m lucky to have you.
  256. Are you a hammock? Because I’m comfortable with you.
  257. Are you a snowman? Because you’re cool and I’m melting.
  258. Are you a taxi? Because I’m riding with you all the way.
  259. Are you a microphone? Because I want to speak my love to you.
  260. Are you a peacock? Because you’re flaunting my heart.
  261. Are you a comet? Because you’re out of this world.
  262. Are you a dart? Because you’ve hit the bullseye of my heart.
  263. Are you a faucet? Because you make my heart pour out love.
  264. Are you a matchstick? Because you ignite my heart.
  265. Are you a kangaroo? Because I want to hop into your heart.
  266. Are you a coin? Because I flip over you.
  267. Are you a ticket? Because I’ve won the love lottery with you.
  268. Are you a game show? Because I want to win your love.
  269. Are you a computer? Because you have all the keys to my heart.
  270. Are you a bicycle? Because I’m pedaling towards your love.
  271. Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
  272. Are you a book? Because I can’t put you down.
  273. Are you a rose? Because I’m prickled by your beauty.
  274. Are you a genie lamp? Because I want to make my three wishes with you.
  275. Are you a UFO? Because your love is out of this world.
  276. Are you a kite? Because my heart is soaring with you.
  277. Are you a sailboat? Because I’m lost in the sea of your love.
  278. Are you a pot of gold? Because I’ve found the end of the rainbow with you.
  279. Are you a campfire? Because I’m drawn to your warmth.
  280. Are you a camera? Because I want to capture every moment with you.
  281. Are you a pair of glasses? Because I see clearly with you.
  282. Are you a sundial? Because my time revolves around you.
  283. Are you a prism? Because you color my world.
  284. Are you a rollercoaster? Because I’m enjoying the ride.
  285. Are you a piano? Because you compose the music of my life.
  286. Are you a spotlight? Because you’re shining on my heart.
  287. Are you a butterfly? Because my stomach flutters with you.
  288. Are you a key? Because you unlock my heart.
  289. Are you a painter? Because you’ve painted a smile on my face.
  290. Are you a drum? Because my heart beats to your rhythm.
  291. Are you a novel? Because I’m engrossed in your story.
  292. Are you a photo frame? Because you picture all my memories.
  293. Are you a sculpture? Because I’m chiseled by your love.
  294. Are you a shooting star? Because my wish came true with you.

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