135 forklift jokes
- Why don’t forklifts ever get tired? Because they’re always picking things up!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite exercise? Weight lifting!
- Why don’t forklifts make good detectives? They always leave their tracks behind!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite song? “Lift me up”!
- Why did the forklift get a timeout? It wouldn’t stop pushing people’s buttons!
- Why did the forklift go to therapy? It had trouble dealing with heavy stuff!
- Why did the forklift break up with its girlfriend? She said he was too picky!
- Why did the forklift join the circus? It wanted to juggle its responsibilities!
- What did one forklift say to the other at the dance party? “Let’s raise the roof!”
- Why was the forklift a terrible comedian? It couldn’t deliver a punchline without dropping it!
- Why are forklifts the best bakers? They really know how to raise the dough!
- Why don’t forklifts use social media? They hate being followed!
- Why did the forklift apply for the job in logistics? It wanted a career in “lifting”!
- Why don’t forklifts play hide-and-seek? They always lift up the hiding spots!
- How do forklifts organize a party? They “lift” the mood!
- Why was the forklift nervous at the bar? It had to pick up a heavy tab!
- What do you call a forklift that only works at night? A night lifter!
- What do you call a forklift that’s always on time? A “Lift-clock”!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite movie? “The Lifting Dead”!
- Why was the forklift good at chess? It always knew when to make the right move!
- Why did the forklift go to the gym? It wanted to get “fork-fit”!
- What do you call a forklift that loves to dance? A “Lift and Twist”!
- Why don’t forklifts play poker? They can’t keep a poker face when they have a good “lift”!
- Why was the forklift a bad barber? It always raised the customers’ hair!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite type of music? “Heavy” metal!
- Why was the forklift the favorite at the fashion show? It always picked the best outfits!
- What do you call a forklift in a library? A book lifter!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite game? Pick-up sticks!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a pizza parlor? A “Cheese-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift become a gardener? It had a knack for “raising” plants!
- Why did the forklift go on a diet? It couldn’t lift its own weight!
- Why was the forklift sad at the Christmas party? It was “pallet” alone!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite breakfast? “Lifted” eggs!
- Why did the forklift fail at baseball? It could only make a “fork” ball!
- Why are forklifts bad at painting? They can only draw “straight” lines!
- What do you call a forklift at a wedding? A “Ring-lifter”!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a sushi restaurant? A “Fish-lifter”!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite drink? “Lift” tea!
- Why was the forklift good at basketball? It always “lifted” the game!
- Why did the forklift go to the spa? It wanted to get “lifted” spirits!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite hobby? “Lifting” spirits!
- Why did the forklift join the orchestra? It wanted to “pick” the right note!
- Why was the forklift a good DJ? It knew how to “raise” the beat!
- Why did the forklift join the army? It wanted to “lift” the flag!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite type of bread? “Lifted” bread!
- What do you call a forklift that works at a fruit market? A “Fruit-lifter”!
- Why are forklifts bad at golf? They can only hit “straight”!
- Why did the forklift get a promotion? It always “raised” the bar!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite type of dance? The “Lift and Twist”!
- Why was the forklift a bad magician? It always “revealed” its tricks!
- Why don’t forklifts like parties? They don’t like being “picked up”!
- Why was the forklift a good teacher? It knew how to “raise” interest!
- Why don’t forklifts like roller coasters? They prefer a steady “lift”!
- Why was the forklift a bad architect? It only knew how to “lift”!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a bakery? A “Dough-lifter”!
- Why are forklifts bad at playing hide and seek? They always “lift” the hiding places!
- Why did the forklift go to the music festival? It wanted to “raise” the vibes!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite type of cake? A “Lifted” sponge cake!
- Why did the forklift get kicked out of the library? It couldn’t keep the books down!
- Why don’t forklifts like watching TV? They prefer “lifting” things up!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a jewelry store? A “Diamond-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift fail the exam? It couldn’t keep its notes “down”!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a zoo? An “Animal-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift good at basketball? It knew how to “raise” the score!
- What do you call a forklift that’s always on time? A “Prompt-lifter”!
- Why don’t forklifts like elevators? They don’t like being “lifted”!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite superhero? “Lift-Man”!
- Why did the forklift become a chef? It knew how to “lift” flavors!
- What do you call a forklift that works at a flower shop? A “Bouquet-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift the worst babysitter? It kept lifting the kids up!
- What do you call a forklift at a carnival? A “Ride-lifter”!
- Why don’t forklifts like hide and seek? They can’t keep things hidden!
- What do you call a forklift that works at an art gallery? A “Masterpiece-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift good at football? It always lifted the team spirit!
- Why was the forklift bad at poker? It couldn’t keep its hand down!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite type of book? “Lift-erature”!
- What’s a forklift’s favorite dessert? “Lifted” cream pie!
- Why did the forklift fail the driving test? It couldn’t keep off the kerb!
- What do you call a forklift that works at a candy store? A “Sweet-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift bad at baseball? It always picked up the bat!
- Why don’t forklifts make good pets? They always pick up your furniture!
- What do you call a forklift at a construction site? A “Brick-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift get kicked out of the movie theatre? It was lifting up the seats!
- What do you call a forklift that works at a grocery store? A “Grocery-lifter”!
- Why don’t forklifts make good secret agents? They always lift their covers!
- Why was the forklift the best actor in the play? It really knew how to lift a scene!
- What do you call a forklift that loves to sing? A “Note-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift get kicked out of the swimming pool? It kept lifting up the water!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a toy store? A “Toy-lifter”!
- Why don’t forklifts like being in a band? They can’t keep the beat down!
- What do you call a forklift at a beauty salon? A “Style-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift join the police force? It wanted to lift the law!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a museum? A “Relic-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift good at volleyball? It always served a lift!
- Why was the forklift a bad dancer? It couldn’t keep its feet on the ground!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a farm? A “Hay-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift join a choir? It wanted to lift the chorus!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a coffee shop? A “Caffeine-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift start a band? It wanted to lift the charts!
- What do you call a forklift that works in a chocolate factory? A “Cocoa-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift get a job at the circus? It had a great balancing act!
- What do you call a forklift at a costume party? A “Mask-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the beach? It wanted to lift some waves!
- What do you call a forklift at a vineyard? A “Grape-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift join a gym? It wanted to lift more than just boxes!
- What do you call a forklift at a magic show? A “Trick-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift the best at the spelling bee? It knew how to lift the letters!
- What do you call a forklift at an ice cream parlor? A “Scoop-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift good at soccer? It always lifted the ball!
- What do you call a forklift at a rock concert? A “Riff-lifter”!
- Why don’t forklifts make good boxers? They always lift their guard!
- What do you call a forklift at a hat store? A “Cap-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the amusement park? It wanted to lift the rides!
- What do you call a forklift at a seafood restaurant? A “Lobster-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift the best at the cooking contest? It always lifted the flavors!
- What do you call a forklift at a superhero convention? A “Comic-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the opera? It wanted to lift the soprano!
- What do you call a forklift at a nail salon? A “Polish-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the zoo? It wanted to lift the animal spirits!
- What do you call a forklift at a fashion show? A “Trend-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the ballet? It wanted to lift the dancers!
- What do you call a forklift at a sports event? A “Trophy-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the space center? It wanted to lift off!
- What do you call a forklift at a book fair? A “Novel-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the fair? It wanted to lift the spirits!
- What do you call a forklift at a winery? A “Bottle-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the party? It wanted to lift the mood!
- What do you call a forklift at a bakery? A “Pastry-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the art gallery? It wanted to lift the art!
- What do you call a forklift at a school? A “Knowledge-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift bad at tennis? It kept lifting the net!
- What do you call a forklift at a vegetable market? A “Veggie-lifter”!
- Why was the forklift the best at marathons? It always lifted the finish line!
- What do you call a forklift at a yoga studio? A “Zen-lifter”!
- Why did the forklift go to the shopping mall? It wanted to lift the sales!