150 fence jokes

  1. Why don’t fences ever go on a diet? They’re always picking up pounds!
  2. Why did the fence go to school? It needed to work on its post-graduate degree!
  3. What do you call a fence that’s a know-it-all? A fence-icist.
  4. How do fences stay in touch? They communicate through the grapevine!
  5. Why did the wooden fence get an award? Because it nailed it!
  6. Why was the fence so good at tennis? It always hit the perfect backhand!
  7. Why did the two fences break up? They had too many picket fights!
  8. Why don’t fences make good comedians? Their jokes are always too wooden!
  9. Why do fences make terrible secret keepers? They always spill the beams!
  10. How does a fence shop for clothes? It always checks out the latest posts!
  11. Why did the fence go to therapy? It couldn’t get over its gate issues!
  12. Why did the fence break up with its girlfriend? She was always on the fence!
  13. Why did the fence start a blog? It had a lot of posts to share!
  14. What’s a fence’s favorite sport? Pole vaulting!
  15. Why are fences such good musicians? They always strike the right chord!
  16. Why do fences make terrible bakers? They can never find the right mix of posts and rails!
  17. What’s a fence’s favorite day of the week? Sun-deck!
  18. Why did the fence go to the party? To have a ball-post!
  19. Why don’t fences use social media? They can’t handle the posts!
  20. Why did the fence get promoted? It was outstanding in its field!
  21. How does a fence get ready for a date? It dresses to the nines and nails it!
  22. What do fences drink at the bar? Rusty nails!
  23. Why do fences never get lost? They always follow the right path!
  24. Why did the fence start a band? It had the perfect line-up!
  25. How do fences stay fit? They do lots of post-ups!
  26. Why did the fence get a ticket? It was picketing too much!
  27. What’s a fence’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
  28. Why was the fence so good at chess? It always knows the right moves!
  29. Why did the fence go to the restaurant? It wanted a stake!
  30. What do you call a fence that can sing? A barbed wire!
  31. Why are fences bad at hide and seek? They’re always spotted!
  32. Why did the fence go to the gym? To get board!
  33. Why don’t fences play poker? They can’t handle the stakes!
  34. What’s a fence’s favorite dance? The picket line!
  35. Why did the fence get an office job? It wanted to be on top of the paperwork!
  36. Why did the fence start meditating? It needed to find inner peace!
  37. What’s a fence’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the angles!
  38. How do fences stay clean? They always scrub their boards!
  39. Why are fences always punctual? They never want to be late for a date!
  40. Why did the fence join the army? It wanted to serve and protect!
  41. What’s a fence’s favorite movie? “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” because it’s a spaghetti Western Red Cedar!
  42. Why do fences make great detectives? They always get to the bottom of things!
  43. Why did the fence go to the spa? It needed a relaxation!
  44. What’s a fence’s favorite meal? Barbecue, because it loves a good grill!
  45. How do fences greet each other? “Nice to picket you!”
  46. Why don’t fences have many friends? They’re too picky!
  47. Why do fences make good poets? They always know the write lines!
  48. Why did the fence start painting? It wanted to show its true colors!
  49. What’s a fence’s favorite type of cake? Layered, because it’s all about the levels!
  50. Why do fences hate winter? It’s too chilling on their posts!
  51. Why did the fence join a band? It had the best rhythm section!
  52. How do fences like their coffee? Extra strong, just like their boards!
  53. Why do fences make good teachers? They always set boundaries!
  54. What’s a fence’s favorite hobby? Crossword puzzles, because it loves a good challenge!
  55. Why did the fence get glasses? It was having trouble seeing the other side!
  56. Why do fences love to read? They’re always looking for the next great plot!
  57. What do you call a fence that loves fashion? A trendsetter!
  58. Why do fences make good chefs? They always measure twice and cut once!
  59. Why did the fence get a job in sales? It was great at closing deals!
  60. How does a fence apologize? “I didn’t mean to picket a fight!”
  61. What’s a fence’s favorite drink? A screwdriver!
  62. Why did the fence start a gardening club? It wanted to grow its network!
  63. Why do fences make great athletes? They always jump over the hurdles!
  64. How does a fence stay stylish? It always keeps up with the trends!
  65. Why did the fence become a writer? It wanted to outline its thoughts!
  66. Why do fences hate being alone? They always need company on the other side!
  67. Why do fences never lie? They’re always straight up!
  68. What’s a fence’s favorite game? Connect four, because it’s all about making connections!
  69. Why do fences make great lawyers? They always have solid arguments!
  70. How does a fence keep its skin healthy? It applies sunscreen on its boards!
  71. Why did the fence go to the cinema? It heard there was a great feature on decking!
  72. What’s a fence’s favorite song? “Don’t Fence Me In!”
  73. Why do fences hate surprises? They prefer to see what’s coming!
  74. Why did the fence get into politics? It wanted to address border issues!
  75. How do fences celebrate birthdays? With a big bash and plenty of posts!
  76. What do fences do at the beach? They bask in the sun and enjoy the sea breeze!
  77. What’s a fence’s favorite dessert? Layered gateau!
  78. Why do fences make good therapists? They always listen without interrupting!
  79. What do you call a fence that’s good at yoga? Flexible!
  80. Why was the fence a good diplomat? It could always find a middle ground!
  81. How does a fence flirt? “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection!”
  82. Why did the fence start a book club? It loved to picket its favorite books!
  83. Why did the fence take a cooking class? It wanted to perfect its grilling skills!
  84. What’s a fence’s favorite type of tree? Pine, because it’s strong and durable!
  85. Why did the fence go to the doctor? It had a case of rust!
  86. Why do fences make great architects? They’re always working on designs!
  87. How does a fence stay informed? It reads the news on the post!
  88. What’s a fence’s favorite holiday? Independence Day, because it loves freedom!
  89. How do fences express their love? “You’re the picket to my heart!”
  90. Why do fences hate arguments? They prefer to keep the peace!
  91. What’s a fence’s favorite TV show? “Game of Thrones”, because it’s all about the walls!
  92. Why did the fence start a fitness program? It wanted to keep in shape!
  93. What do fences do in their spare time? They love to plank!
  94. Why did the fence go to the concert? It loved the sound of live music!
  95. How does a fence stay sharp? It’s always on point!
  96. What’s a fence’s favorite part of a meal? The main course, because it loves a hearty dish!
  97. Why do fences make great musicians? They know how to hit the right notes!
  98. What’s a fence’s favorite exercise? Pull-ups, because it loves a good challenge!
  99. Why did the fence start a travel blog? It wanted to share its journey!
  100. How do fences like their eggs? Hard-boiled, because they love a good challenge!
  101. Why are fences so calm? They’ve learned to go with the flow!
  102. What’s a fence’s favorite type of bird? A sparrow, because it loves the freedom of flight!
  103. Why did the fence join a choir? It loved the harmony!
  104. What’s a fence’s favorite type of car? A pick-up truck!
  105. Why do fences hate fast food? They prefer a well-balanced diet!
  106. What do fences do for fun? They go on walks and admire the scenery!
  107. Why did the fence become a magician? It loved to surprise people!
  108. How does a fence stay cool? It takes a dip in the pool!
  109. What’s a fence’s favorite book? “The Catcher in the Rye”, because it loves a good story!
  110. Why did the fence become a life coach? It wanted to help others overcome their barriers!
  111. What’s a fence’s favorite time of day? Sunrise, because it loves the break of dawn!
  112. Why do fences make great actors? They’re always in character!
  113. How does a fence celebrate its anniversary? With a grand feast and lots of laughter!
  114. What’s a fence’s favorite type of flower? Roses, because they’re beautiful and delicate!
  115. Why do fences make great dancers? They always stay in line!
  116. How does a fence stay healthy? It goes for regular check-ups!
  117. What’s a fence’s favorite type of weather? Sunny, because it loves the warmth!
  118. Why did the fence become a stand-up comedian? It loved to make people laugh!
  119. What’s a fence’s favorite type of music? Jazz, because it loves the improvisation!
  120. Why did the fence become a chef? It loved to create delicious dishes!
  121. How does a fence spend its weekend? Relaxing and enjoying the view!
  122. What’s a fence’s favorite type of animal? A cat, because it loves the independence!
  123. Why do fences make great writers? They’re full of creative ideas!
  124. How does a fence say goodbye? “See you on the other side!”
  125. What’s a fence’s favorite type of drink? A smoothie, because it loves the mix of flavors!
  126. Why did the fence become a scientist? It wanted to explore the world!
  127. How does a fence show appreciation? “Thanks for always being there!”
  128. What’s a fence’s favorite type of sport? Fencing, because it loves a good duel!
  129. Why do fences make great photographers? They always focus on the details!
  130. How does a fence spend its holiday? Enjoying the sun and taking long walks!
  131. What’s a fence’s favorite type of cake? Cheesecake, because it loves the creamy texture!
  132. Why did the fence become a teacher? It loved to share knowledge!
  133. How does a fence stay warm? It wraps up in a cozy blanket!
  134. What’s a fence’s favorite type of plant? Ferns, because they’re green and lush!
  135. Why do fences make great singers? They always hit the high notes!
  136. How does a fence show support? “I’m always here for you!”
  137. What’s a fence’s favorite type of food? Pasta, because it loves the variety of shapes!
  138. Why did the fence become a gardener? It loved to nurture plants!
  139. How does a fence say hello? “Nice to meet you, I’m all ears!”
  140. What’s a fence’s favorite type of fish? Salmon, because it loves the rich taste!
  141. Why do fences make great athletes? They never back down from a challenge!
  142. How does a fence relax? By enjoying the view and taking deep breaths!
  143. What’s a fence’s favorite type of tree? Oak, because it’s strong and majestic!
  144. Why did the fence become a philosopher? It loved to ponder the mysteries of life!
  145. How does a fence express joy? “I’m over the moon!”
  146. What’s a fence’s favorite type of bird? A cardinal, because it loves the vibrant color!
  147. Why do fences make great sailors? They always go with the flow!
  148. How does a fence say goodnight? “Sweet dreams, see you in the morning!”
  149. What’s a fence’s favorite type of fruit? Apples, because they’re sweet and crunchy!
  150. Why did the fence become a poet? It loved to weave words into beautiful verse!

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