134 emoji jokes

  1. Why did the ghost 👻 go to the party 🎉? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
  2. Why did the alarm clock ⏰ get sad 😔? Because it was ticked off!
  3. Why was the bicycle 🚲 unable to stand up? Because it was two-tired!
  4. Why did the burger 🍔 go to the gym 🏋️‍♀️? It wanted to get its buns in shape!
  5. Why was the computer 💻 cold ❄️? It left its Windows open!
  6. What do you call a fish 🐟 with no eyes? Fsh!
  7. What did the tomato 🍅 say to the race 🏁? Ketchup!
  8. Why don’t skeletons 💀 fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  9. What do you call an elephant 🐘 that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant!
  10. Why was the math book 📖 sad 😔? Because it had too many problems!
  11. Why didn’t the sun ☀️ go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
  12. Why did the monkey 🐒 like the banana 🍌? Because it found it a-peeling!
  13. Why did the ice cream 🍦 take music lessons? It wanted to get a little licker-ish!
  14. What did the tree 🌳 say to the wind 💨? Leaf me alone!
  15. Why did the baby 👶 go to the bar 🍹? It couldn’t resist the milk bottles!
  16. Why was the belt 👖 sent to jail 🏢? It was holding up a pair of pants!
  17. Why was the football 🏈 team at the bakery 🥖? They needed a good “roll” model!
  18. What does a bee 🐝 use to brush its hair? A honeycomb!
  19. Why did the chicken 🐔 join a band 🎶? Because it had the drumsticks!
  20. What do you call a snowman ☃️ with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  21. Why did the moon 🌙 lose its job? It kept taking too many night shifts!
  22. Why was the sand 🏖️ wet? Because the sea-weed!
  23. Why did the picture 🖼️ go to jail 🏢? Because it was framed!
  24. Why did the music note 🎵 go to school 🏫? To get its degree!
  25. What did the astronaut 👩‍🚀 use to keep her pants up? An asteroid belt!
  26. Why did the telephone 📞 get a job? It really knew how to connect!
  27. Why was the computer 💻 so good at its job? It had a lot of drive!
  28. Why did the spider 🕷️ go on the internet 💻? To design a website!
  29. Why did the shoe 👠 go to heaven ☁️? It had sole!
  30. Why was the lightbulb 💡 a good student 🎓? Because it was so bright!
  31. Why did the traffic light 🚦turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
  32. Why did the lion 🦁 eat the tightrope walker 🚶‍♂️? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
  33. Why do computers 🖥️ never get hungry? Because they have a lot of bytes!
  34. Why did the bird 🐦 go to school 🏫? To get a little more tweetment!
  35. Why did the bank 🏦 go surfing 🏄‍♂️? It was looking for a new wave!
  36. Why did the can crusher 🥫 quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
  37. What did the cat 🐱 say on the phone 📱? Can you hear meow?
  38. Why did the scarecrow 🌾 win an award 🏆? Because it was outstanding in its field!
  39. What do you call a horse 🐴 that lives next door? A neigh-bor!
  40. Why did the teacher 🍎 go to the beach 🏖️? To test the waters!
  41. Why did the fish 🐠 blush 😳? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
  42. Why did the candy 🍬 go to school 🏫? It wanted to be a Smartie!
  43. Why was the broom 🧹 late? It overswept!
  44. What does a cloud ☁️ wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
  45. Why don’t scientists 🔬 trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  46. Why did the music note 🎵 go to the therapist 🛋️? It had a lot of treble dealing with its problems!
  47. What do you call a fake noodle 🍝? An impasta!
  48. Why was the belt 👖 so good at karate 🥋? It had a black belt!
  49. Why was the robot 🤖 so broke 💸? It had too many hardware updates!
  50. Why was the snowman ☃️ looking through the carrots 🥕? It was picking its nose!
  51. What did the French fry 🍟 say to the burger 🍔? I’m chipping in!
  52. Why did the baseball ⚾ go to the party 🎉? It knew it would have a ball!
  53. What do you call cheese 🧀 that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  54. What do you call a fish 🐠 with a crown 👑? A king fish!
  55. Why was the soccer ball ⚽ upset 😔? It was getting kicked around!
  56. Why did the sushi 🍣 roll? It wanted to soy some distance!
  57. Why did the paper ✉️ go to the trash 🗑️? It felt tear-able!
  58. Why was the computer cold ❄️? It left its Windows open!
  59. Why did the cactus 🌵 use sunscreen 🧴? It didn’t want to dry out!
  60. Why did the tree 🌳 go to the dentist 🩺? It needed a root canal!
  61. Why was the steak 🥩 a great detective 🔍? It had the rare ability to grill suspects!
  62. Why did the egg 🥚 go to the party 🎉? It heard it was going to be egg-citing!
  63. Why did the teddy bear 🧸 say no to dessert 🍮? It was already stuffed!
  64. What do you call a fast fungus 🍄? A mush-vroom!
  65. Why was the calculator 🧮 feeling confident? It knew it could always count on itself!
  66. Why did the moon 🌙 go to the hair salon 💇‍♂️? It needed a trim after its full phase!
  67. What do you call a bear 🐻 with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  68. Why did the paintbrush 🖌️ go to school 🏫? It had a lot to learn about fine art!
  69. Why did the orange 🍊 stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
  70. Why did the computer 💻 take a nap 💤? It had a hard drive!
  71. Why did the soccer ball ⚽ go to school 🏫? It heard it could reach its goals there!
  72. Why was the belt arrested by the police 👮‍♀️? It was holding up a pair of jeans!
  73. Why did the smartphone 📱 wear glasses 👓? It lost all its contacts!
  74. Why did the train 🚂 go to the gym 🏋️‍♀️? It needed to work on its tracks!
  75. Why did the coffee ☕ file a police report 📝? It got mugged!
  76. What does a cloud ☁️ wear to a wedding? Thunderwear!
  77. Why did the keyboard ⌨️ go to therapy 🧘‍♂️? It had too many issues to space out!
  78. Why did the movie 🎬 go to the baseball game ⚾? It heard the pitches were great!
  79. Why did the tomato 🍅 turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  80. Why did the muffin 🧁 go to school 🏫? It wanted to be a smart cookie!
  81. Why did the book 📚 go to the doctor 🩺? It had story throat!
  82. Why did the snowflake ❄️ go to school 🏫? It wanted to get a little flakey!
  83. What did the sushi 🍣 say to the bee 🐝? Wasabi!
  84. Why was the math problem 🧮 so happy? It finally figured itself out!
  85. Why did the car 🚗 go to the gym 🏋️‍♀️? It wanted to get more vroom!
  86. Why did the ant 🐜 go to the school 🏫? To learn about colony-zation!
  87. Why did the laptop 💻 go to the beach 🏖️? It wanted to surf the net!
  88. Why was the guitar 🎸 always getting into trouble? It had too many frets!
  89. What do you call a pile of cats 🐱? A meow-ntain!
  90. Why did the battery 🔋 go to jail 🏢? It was charged with battery!
  91. Why did the yogurt 🥛 go to the art exhibition 🎨? It was cultured!
  92. Why did the chicken 🐔 go to the séance? To talk to the other side!
  93. Why did the scarecrow 🌾 become a politician? It was outstanding in its field!
  94. Why did the money 💰 go to school 🏫? It felt a little change was needed!
  95. Why did the pencil ✏️ go to the doctor 🩺? It was feeling a bit dull!
  96. What do you call a ticklish octopus 🐙? Tentickles!
  97. Why did the bread 🍞 go to therapy 🧘‍♂️? It was feeling crumby!
  98. Why was the baseball player ⚾ a good musician 🎵? He had perfect pitch!
  99. Why did the beach 🏖️ blush 😳? The sea-weed!
  100. Why was the snowman ☃️ sorting through carrots 🥕? He was picking his nose!
  101. Why did the shoe 👟 go to heaven ☁️? It heard there was holy sole!
  102. Why did the hamburger 🍔 go to the gym 🏋️‍♀️? It wanted to get its buns in shape!
  103. Why did the cupcake 🧁 wear a hat 🎩? It had a top frosting!
  104. Why did the chicken 🐔 join a band 🎶? Because it had the drumsticks!
  105. Why was the tomato 🍅 blushing 😊? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  106. Why did the pizza 🍕 maker go broke 💸? He couldn’t make enough dough!
  107. Why was the computer 🖥️ freezing ❄️? It left its Windows open!
  108. Why did the cell phone 📱 go to school 🏫? It wanted to have better reception!
  109. Why was the math book 📖 depressed 😔? It had too many problems!
  110. Why did the cookie 🍪 go to the doctor 🩺? It was feeling crumby!
  111. Why was the computer cold ❄️? It had a lot of windows!
  112. Why did the football team 🏈 go to the bakery 🥖? They needed a good “roll” model!
  113. Why did the music note 🎵 go to school 🏫? To get its degree!
  114. What does a bee 🐝 use to brush its hair? A honeycomb!
  115. Why did the chicken 🐔 join a band 🎶? Because it had the drumsticks!
  116. Why did the fish 🐠 blush 😳? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
  117. Why did the bread 🍞 go to therapy 🧘‍♂️? It was feeling crumby!
  118. Why was the snowman ☃️ sorting through carrots 🥕? He was picking his nose!
  119. What do you call a fake noodle 🍝? An impasta!
  120. Why did the music note 🎵 go to the therapist 🛋️? It had a lot of treble dealing with its problems!
  121. Why did the keyboard ⌨️ go to therapy 🧘‍♂️? It had too many issues to space out!
  122. Why was the steak 🥩 a great detective 🔍? It had the rare ability to grill suspects!
  123. Why did the sushi 🍣 roll? It wanted to soy some distance!
  124. Why did the paper ✉️ go to the trash 🗑️? It felt tear-able!
  125. Why did the computer 💻 take a nap 💤? It had a hard drive!
  126. Why was the tomato 🍅 turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  127. Why did the muffin 🧁 go to school 🏫? It wanted to be a smart cookie!
  128. Why did the book 📚 go to the doctor 🩺? It had story throat!
  129. Why was the baseball player ⚾ a good musician 🎵? He had perfect pitch!
  130. Why did the chicken 🐔 go to the séance? To talk to the other side!
  131. Why did the scarecrow 🌾 become a politician? It was outstanding in its field!
  132. Why did the money 💰 go to school 🏫? It felt a little change was needed!
  133. Why did the yogurt 🥛 go to the art exhibition 🎨? It was cultured!
  134. Why did the beach 🏖️ blush 😳? The sea-weed!

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