150 eel jokes
- Why don’t eels ever lose at hide and seek? Because they’re so good at eel-uding!
- Why did the eel cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken of the sea!
- What do you call an eel who likes to sing? An eel-vis Presley!
- What’s an eel’s favorite dance? The electric slide!
- Why was the eel feeling down? He had a case of the morays!
- Why did the eel make a great detective? He was great at conducting ‘current’ investigations!
- What kind of eel hits a home run? A moray eel because it’s a more ‘ray-ce’ to the base!
- Why was the eel always relaxed? Because he liked to go with the flow!
- What did the shy eel say to the ocean? “Stop making me blush, I’m already electric!”
- What did the eel say to the charging bull? “You’ve got the horns, but I’ve got the charge!”
- Why are eels bad storytellers? Their tales are too shocking!
- What do you call an eel in a suit? An electric-ootie!
- What do you call an eel’s bad day? A shocking experience!
- Why do eels make great musicians? They know the scales!
- What do you call an eel that steals? An electric eel-legal!
- What’s an eel’s favorite part of the song? The electric guitar solo!
- What do you call an eel who likes to cook? An electric gr-eel!
- Why are eels so savvy? They always keep their charges in check!
- What did the eel say at the electrician’s funeral? “We had a sparking good time!”
- Why did the eel refuse to play cards? He was afraid of electric shocks!
- Why do eels never get locked out? Because they always have their electric keys!
- What do eels say when they’re feeling down? “I’ve lost my spark!”
- What do you call an eel who’s a pop star? Eel-y Cyrus!
- Why do eels hate puns? They find them re-volt-ing!
- Why do eels never forget? Because they always stay current!
- What’s an eel’s favorite movie? “The Electric Horseman!”
- Why did the eel go to school? To become a brain surgeon – he had the perfect electric probe!
- What’s an eel’s favorite band? AC/DC!
- Why don’t eels ever get into arguments? Because they prefer to conduct themselves professionally!
- How does an eel flirt? He shocks you with his charm!
- What’s an eel’s favorite quote? “I’m not shocking, I’m just drawn that way!”
- Why did the eel become a baker? Because he was good at electric knead!
- What do eels do at parties? They break out the electric boogie!
- Why don’t eels play basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked and causing a blackout!
- What’s an eel’s favorite sport? The electric long jump!
- What’s an eel’s favorite exercise? The electric run!
- How do eels keep in touch? They send electric mails!
- Why did the eel cross the playground? To get to the electric slide!
- What do eels call a surprise? A shocker!
- What’s an eel’s favorite vehicle? An electric scooter!
- What’s an eel’s favorite TV show? “The Electric Company!”
- Why are eels good in a crisis? They always stay grounded!
- How does an eel apologize? He sends a shock-o-gram!
- What’s an eel’s favorite style of music? Electric blues!
- Why did the eel go to the gym? To work on his electric abs!
- What’s an eel’s favorite hobby? Shock photography!
- What’s an eel’s favorite city? Electric City!
- What’s an eel’s favorite game? Electric Twister!
- What’s an eel’s favorite novel? “Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test!”
- Why don’t eels go to the cinema? Because they prefer stream-ing!
- What’s an eel’s favorite candy? Electric gummies!
- Why are eels the best office workers? They’re always fully charged!
- What’s an eel’s favorite hangout? The electric café!
- What do eels bring to a potluck? Electric eel sushi!
- Why do eels make bad secret agents? They can’t resist being conductive!
- What do eels put on their toast? Electric marmalade!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of pasta? Electri-fried spaghetti!
- How do eels cheer themselves up? They tell shocking jokes!
- Why do eels never need a flashlight? Because they’re always glowing!
- What’s an eel’s favorite playground equipment? The electric swing!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of art? Shock Art!
- Why are eels the best at hide-and-seek? Because they always know how to conduct themselves!
- What do you call a fashionable eel? Electric chic!
- What did the eel say to its crush? “You electrify me!”
- Why did the eel join a rock band? Because it loved the bass!
- Why do eels love camping? They get to be eel-naturale!
- What’s an eel’s favorite game? Shock and awe!
- What’s an eel’s favorite mathematical concept? Electric field theory!
- How does an eel start its day? With a shock of energy!
- What’s an eel’s favorite joke? One that’s shockingly funny!
- How do eels like their coffee? Electrically brewed!
- Why are eels good investors? They know when to charge!
- What’s an eel’s favorite holiday? Shocktoberfest!
- Why are eels always late? They’re busy charging!
- What do you call an eel that can play the piano? A piano ‘eel!
- Why do eels never pay for electricity? They’re self-sustaining!
- What’s an eel’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you a light bulb? Because I can make you glow!”
- Why did the eel break up with its girlfriend? She couldn’t handle the shock!
- What do eels wear to a wedding? A shock-sedo!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of story? An electrifying thriller!
- What’s an eel’s favorite breakfast? Shocker-oats!
- Why are eels never stressed? They go with the flow!
- What’s an eel’s favorite comic book character? Electra!
- How do eels keep their skin smooth? Electric exfoliation!
- Why are eels great comedians? They know how to deliver a punchline with a jolt!
- What’s an eel’s favorite circus act? The electric acrobats!
- Why don’t eels like fast food? They prefer something more currant!
- How does an eel propose? With a shock ring!
- Why do eels make great spies? They’re great at being “un-dercurrent”!
- What’s an eel’s favorite superhero? Electric-man!
- What do you call a group of eels? A shock of eels!
- How do eels express their excitement? They get electrified!
- Why did the eel go to the bar? To enjoy an electric cocktail!
- What do you call an eel in Hollywood? A movie st-eel!
- What’s an eel’s favorite social media platform? Electric Gram!
- Why did the eel refuse to play soccer? It didn’t want to get a static shock from the ball!
- What do eels read in their spare time? Electric eel-iterature!
- How do eels say goodbye? “Stay current!”
- What’s an eel’s favorite ice cream flavor? Shock-o-lot!
- What do you call a smart eel? An eel-ectric genius!
- What do eels wear to stay warm? An electric blanket!
- Why do eels always win at poker? They have an electric poker face!
- Why do eels make great lawyers? They’re electrifying in court!
- Why did the eel visit the psychiatrist? It was suffering from electric shocks!
- What’s an eel’s favorite fruit? Electric apple!
- What’s an eel’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The electric rollercoaster!
- How do eels greet each other? “Watt’s up!”
- What do you call an eel with no eyes? An eel-ectric eel!
- What do eels do on a date? They have a shocking good time!
- How do eels make a phone call? They dial up the current!
- Why did the eel go to the concert? It wanted to see the electric guitars!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of tea? Electric-tea!
- What do eels say when they make a mistake? “Oh watt a shock!”
- Why are eels never bored? They’re always up to something current!
- What’s an eel’s favorite day of the week? Saturday – it’s shockingly fun!
- What do eels say when they’re surprised? “Watt the shock!”
- Why do eels make great athletes? They’ve got the electric moves!
- What do eels use to take notes? An electric pen!
- What’s an eel’s favorite flower? Electric daisies!
- Why did the eel go to the casino? To play the slots – they’re shocking!
- What’s an eel’s favorite perfume? Eau de Electric!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of math? Geometry, they love the ‘angles’!
- What do eels use to clean their teeth? An electric toothbrush!
- Why are eels good at math? They’re great with current events!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of pet? An electric eel, of course!
- What’s an eel’s favorite soda? Electric Fizz!
- Why are eels so humble? They know how to stay grounded!
- How do eels get ready for a night out? They put on their eel-ectric makeup!
- Why do eels make good friends? They always offer a shock of support!
- How do eels plan a surprise party? They make it electrifying!
- Why did the eel go to the beach? To catch some electric waves!
- What’s an eel’s favorite subject in school? Electricology!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of coffee? Shock-full o’ Nuts!
- Why are eels the best at multi-tasking? They always have an extra spark!
- Why don’t eels need glasses? They have electric sight!
- What’s an eel’s favorite party game? Electric Musical Chairs!
- Why do eels always win at video games? They have the best electric reflexes!
- How do eels stay fit? They do electric yoga!
- Why don’t eels ever get cold? They have their electric heat!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of poetry? Electric verse!
- Why did the eel visit the art gallery? To admire the electric realism!
- What’s an eel’s favorite weather? Thunderstorms, they’re electrifying!
- Why are eels great at finding their way home? They have an electric compass!
- What’s an eel’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Electric Bo Peep”!
- Why did the eel become a gardener? It loved the plant electricity!
- What do you call an eel that tells fortunes? An electric seer!
- What’s an eel’s favorite type of cheese? Shock-olate cheese!
- Why are eels never at a loss for words? They’re always charged with ideas!
- What’s an eel’s favorite cooking method? Electric grilling!
- And finally, why did the eel become a comedian? To deliver a shockingly good punchline!