137 democrat jokes

Sure, here are 150 light-hearted, politically-themed jokes.

Remember, humor is subjective and these are not intended to demean or offend any person or party.

They’re simply playful takes on some of the stereotypes or common themes that surround politics.

1. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
2. Why don’t Democrats play chess? Because they’re still trying to figure out the pawns.
3. What do you call a Democrat who can play the piano? A key board member.
4. How does a Democrat stop a charging bull? They attempt to tax it.
5. Why are Democrats like baseball players? They always run home when they’re done at the plate.
6. What do you call a Democrat who can juggle? Well-balanced.
7. Why do Democrats love a good mystery novel? Because everyone gets a clue.
8. Why did the Democrat bring a calculator to the climate change rally? To count the degrees of separation.
9. Why do Democrats make terrible gardeners? They’re too busy trying to grow the economy.
10. How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it really gets the Republicans’ light bulbs burning.
11. Why don’t Democrats make good carpenters? They keep trying to tax the nails and hammer.
12. Why did the Democrat wear green to the Senate? To show he’s fiscally responsible.
13. Why did the Democrat go to art school? To draw a line in the sand.
14. Why are Democrats like magicians? They always have a trick up their sleeve.
15. Why did the Democrat go to the bakery? To roll back the dough.
16. What do you call a Democrat who meditates? A transcendental legislator.
17. Why did the Democrat bring a thermometer to the debate? To show things were heating up.
18. Why do Democrats love camping? They’re always pitching tents for new policies.
19. What do you call a tech-savvy Democrat? An algorithmocrat.
20. Why did the Democrat go to the orchestra? To conduct proper legislative business.
21. Why do Democrats make terrible bakers? They can’t cut anything.
22. Why are Democrats like comedians? They always have a new spin.
23. Why did the Democrat wear his glasses to the vote? To see through the politics.
24. Why did the Democrat bring a compass to Congress? To find the political north.
25. Why do Democrats make bad golfers? They can’t seem to avoid the left swing.
26. Why did the Democrat go to the farm? To crop some new ideas.
27. Why do Democrats always bring a pencil to a debate? To draw out their points.
28. Why did the Democrat bring a stopwatch to the Senate? To keep track of filibuster times.
29. Why did the Democrat go to the zoo? To visit the swing states.
30. Why do Democrats like jazz? Because it’s all about the blue notes.
31. Why did the Democrat wear red to the debate? To cause a swing in the polls.
32. Why are Democrats like musicians? They’re always trying to compose themselves.
33. Why do Democrats make bad magicians? They can’t pull anything out of a hat.
34. Why did the Democrat go to the circus? To find a balancing act.
35. Why did the Democrat cross the road? To break the gridlock.
36. Why are Democrats like a marching band? They all have to step in the same direction.
37. Why do Democrats like sudoku? It’s all about finding the right numbers.
38. Why did the Democrat go to the optometrist? To get a clearer vision for the future.
39. Why did the Democrat wear blue to the boxing match? To prove he was in the right corner.
40. Why are Democrats like gym instructors? They want everyone to feel the burn.
41. Why did the Democrat go to a rock concert? To watch things rock the vote.
42. Why did the Democrat take a painting class? To learn to paint the town blue.
43. Why are Democrats like a choir? They need harmony to work.
44. Why did the Democrat bring a map to the meeting? To stay on the left side.
45. Why do Democrats love to sail? They love to navigate the political seas.
46. Why did the Democrat go to the basketball game? To see some hoops and change.
47. Why do Democrats like puzzles? They’re always trying to piece things together.
48. Why did the Democrat become a detective? To get to the bottom of things.
49. Why did the Democrat go to the cooking class? To learn to stir the pot.
50. Why are Democrats like chefs? They’re always cooking up new policies.
51. Why did the Democrat get a dog? To learn about unconditional loyalty.
52. Why did the Democrat bring a scale to the meeting? To weigh in on the issues.
53. Why did the Democrat go to the grocery store? To bag some new policies.
54. Why do Democrats love yoga? They’re always stretching their positions.
55. Why are Democrats like software developers? They’re always looking for bugs in the system.
56. Why do Democrats make bad chefs? They always spill the beans.
57. Why did the Democrat get a cat? To help with his independent streak.
58. Why do Democrats make bad fishermen? They always throw back the big ones.
59. Why did the Democrat go to the arcade? To win at the game of politics.
60. Why are Democrats like authors? They’re always rewriting the narrative.
61. Why did the Democrat join the circus? To juggle multiple issues.
62. Why did the Democrat become a pilot? To take his campaign to new heights.
63. Why are Democrats like meteorologists? They’re always predicting a change in the climate.
64. Why do Democrats make bad mechanics? They can’t stop tinkering with the system.
65. Why did the Democrat start a band? To drum up support.
66. Why did the Democrat join a marathon? To show he’s in it for the long run.
67. Why do Democrats love recycling? Because they believe in second chances.
68. Why are Democrats like sailors? They always need a strong wind of change.
69. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? To plant new ideas.
70. Why do Democrats make bad gardeners? They can’t prune spending.
71. Why did the Democrat go to a comedy show? To find out what’s left of the jokes.
72. Why are Democrats like teachers? They’re always giving out assignments.
73. Why do Democrats make bad historians? They’re always revising the past.
74. Why did the Democrat go to a football game? To see a real field goal.
75. Why are Democrats like athletes? They’re always on the left field.
76. Why do Democrats love coffee? It’s the only thing they won’t tax.
77. Why did the Democrat start a choir? To harmonize their messages.
78. Why did the Democrat get a bird? To tweet his policies.
79. Why are Democrats like surfers? They’re always looking for the next wave.
80. Why do Democrats make bad actors? They can’t stick to a script.
81. Why did the Democrat go to a concert? To find a new rhythm.
82. Why are Democrats like bakers? They’re always kneading change.
83. Why do Democrats make bad mathematicians? They’re always rounding up the figures.
84. Why did the Democrat go to the beach? To wave his flag.
85. Why are Democrats like dancers? They’re always on their toes.
86. Why do Democrats love picnics? Because they’re in favor of open spaces.
87. Why did the Democrat join a band? To strike a new chord with the youth.
88. Why are Democrats like photographers? They’re always looking for the perfect shot.
89. Why do Democrats make bad poker players? They can’t keep a straight face.
90. Why did the Democrat start a book club? To turn a new page in politics.
91. Why are Democrats like birds? They’re always flocking together.
92. Why do Democrats love parks? Because they’re always up for a swing.
93. Why did the Democrat go to a fashion show? To take a stance on the latest trends.
94. Why are Democrats like doctors? They’re always checking the pulse of the nation.
95. Why do Democrats make bad gamblers? They’re always raising the stakes.
96. Why did the Democrat go to a magic show? To learn some new tricks.
97. Why are Democrats like farmers? They’re always sowing seeds of change.
98. Why do Democrats love clouds? They’re always looking for the silver lining.
99. Why did the Democrat go to the tailor? To suit up for the big debate.
100. Why are Democrats like orchestra conductors? They always have to keep everyone in tune.
101. Why do Democrats love birds? Because they love the idea of free tweets.
102. Why did the Democrat become a florist? To put down roots in his community.
103. Why are Democrats like librarians? They’re always checking out the latest literature.
104. Why do Democrats make bad dentists? They can’t stand the drill.
105. Why did the Democrat go to a rock concert? To see what the youth were raving about.
106. Why are Democrats like truck drivers? They’re always shifting gears.
107. Why do Democrats love fishing? They’re all about the catch and release.
108. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To spice up the debate.
109. Why are Democrats like lifeguards? They’re always ready to dive in.
110. Why do Democrats love dogs? Because they always fetch the right policy.
111. Why did the Democrat go to a car show? To gear up for the next election.
112. Why are Democrats like actors? They always want the leading role.
113. Why do Democrats make bad archeologists? They’re always digging up the past.
114. Why did the Democrat become a tour guide? To show people the way forward.
115. Why are Democrats like skydivers? They’re always ready to take the plunge.
116. Why do Democrats love hiking? They’re always looking for the high ground.
117. Why did the Democrat become a DJ? To mix things up.
118. Why are Democrats like scientists? They’re always testing theories.
119. Why do Democrats make bad hairdressers? They’re always parting to the left.
120. Why did the Democrat go to a fitness class? To stay in political shape.
121. Why are Democrats like painters? They’re always brushing up on their skills.
122. Why do Democrats love zoos? They’re always eager to reach across the aisle.
123. Why did the Democrat go to a casino? To take a gamble on new policies.
124. Why are Democrats like fashion designers? They’re always setting trends.
125. Why do Democrats make bad astronomers? They’re always losing sight of the stars.
126. Why did the Democrat become a poet? To verse himself in policy.
127. Why are Democrats like sailors? They’re always looking for a sea of change.
128. Why do Democrats love bookstores? They’re always ready for a new chapter.
129. Why did the Democrat go to a yoga class? To stretch his political views.
130. Why are Democrats like race car drivers? They’re always ready for a quick change.
131. Why do Democrats make bad beekeepers? They’re always stirring up the hive.
132. Why did the Democrat become a fitness coach? To run for a healthier future.
133. Why are Democrats like philosophers? They’re always questioning authority.
134. Why do Democrats love sailing? They’re all about catching the wind of change.
135. Why did the Democrat go to a theme park? To ride the roller coaster of politics.
136. Why are Democrats like reporters? They’re always in search of the truth.
137. Why do Democrats make bad comedians? They take themselves too seriously.