144 corgi jokes
- Why did the corgi become a baker? Because he makes excellent shortbread.
- Why don’t corgis make good detectives? Because they always find themselves chasing their own tails.
- What does a corgi do when it’s time for dinner? It eats “bark” and beans.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite type of music? Bark and roll.
- Why did the corgi refuse to play hide-and-seek? Because he knows he’s always “spotted.”
- Why do corgis make terrible comedians? Their punchlines are always a bit “ruff.”
- Why do corgis make such good secret agents? Because they always stay low to the ground.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite type of sandwich? A hot “dog.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to swim? A sub-woofer.
- Why did the corgi go to the spa? Because he needed a “bark” treatment.
- Why did the corgi become a gardener? Because he has a green “paw.”
- What’s a corgi’s favorite movie? “Paws.”
- Why did the corgi become a DJ? Because he loves to “drop the leash.”
- How do corgis organize a space party? They “planet.”
- What do you call a magic corgi? A labracadabrador.
- Why don’t corgis like to play basketball? Because they get distracted by the “bark” of the ball.
- What do you call a corgi with a flower behind its ear? Ador-a-bull.
- Why did the corgi go to school? He wanted to be a “bark-aeologist.”
- Why did the corgi sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog.
- Why do corgis never win at poker? They wag their tails every time they get a good hand.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Romeo and Drooliet.”
- Why do corgis make excellent painters? Because they can draw a “paw-fect” circle.
- What do corgis call their best friends? Their “barking” buddies.
- What do you call a cold corgi? A pupsicle.
- Why do corgis never lie? Because they are always “paws-itive.”
- Why did the corgi get a job at the library? He wanted to “read” all the books.
- What do you call a corgi who’s a great cook? A “bark-chef.”
- Why don’t corgis make good musicians? They can’t hold their “bark.”
- Why did the corgi wear a watch? He wanted to be “punctual.”
- Why are corgis so good at meditation? They always stay “pawsitive.”
- What did the corgi say to the flea? Stop bugging me!
- What do you call a corgi in a vest? An investi-gator.
- What do you call a corgi who likes to sunbathe? A hot dog.
- Why are corgis good at basketball? They always have good “retrievers.”
- Why don’t corgis like thunder? It’s just too “shock-ing.”
- What do you call a corgi in a submarine? A deep-sea barker.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite vegetable? A “bark-oli.”
- Why do corgis make poor secretaries? They can’t type, they only paws.
- What do you call a corgi on ice? A pup-sicle.
- Why did the corgi refuse to play chess? He was afraid of being “check-mated.”
- Why did the corgi sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog.
- What do you call a corgi in a film? A movie star-barker.
- Why did the corgi go to school? To become a “bark-ologist.”
- What’s a corgi’s favorite superhero? “Barkman.”
- What’s a corgi’s favorite type of pizza? “Pupperoni.”
- What do you call a corgi that barks at the moon? An astro-nomutt.
- Why did the corgi refuse to play poker? He couldn’t keep his “poker face.”
- Why are corgis so good at playing hide and seek? Because they can always sniff out the competition.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite fruit? A “bark-berry.”
- What’s a corgi’s favorite game to play at the carnival? Ring toss on the “bottle snouts.”
- Why did the corgi bring a stick to the baseball game? He thought it was a “bark.”
- What’s a corgi’s favorite bedtime story? “Goodnight, Moon, Goodnight, Bone.”
- Why did the corgi become a mountain climber? He wanted to reach new “heights.”
- Why don’t corgis like spicy food? It gives them “hot dogs.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to read? A book-woof.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite dance? The “doggy paddle.”
- What’s a corgi’s favorite form of exercise? “Yoga-paws.”
- Why did the corgi go to the beach? He wanted to “burrow” in the sand.
- What do you call a corgi who loves the winter? A snow-barker.
- Why do corgis make terrible actors? They always “ham” it up.
- Why did the corgi become a detective? He wanted to solve the mystery of the missing “bone.”
- What’s a corgi’s favorite form of transportation? The “bark.”
- What do you call a corgi that knows magic tricks? A hound-ini.
- Why did the corgi go to the vet? He had a “barking” cough.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite form of art? “Barkwork.”
- Why did the corgi refuse to go hiking? He didn’t want to climb the “barking” trail.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite candy? “Bark-lava.”
- Why did the corgi become a photographer? He loved to “paws” and take pictures.
- What do you call a corgi who loves to sing? A doggy tenor.
- Why did the corgi go to the circus? He wanted to see the “tight-rope walkers.”
- What do you call a corgi in a race? A sprinter spaniel.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite day of the week? “Dog-day73. Why did the corgi go to the beach? To get a “sandy” paws.
- What do you call a corgi who won the lottery? A “billion-hair.”
- Why did the corgi join the gym? To get “bark-cep.”
- Why don’t corgis make good guards? They “paws” too often.
- What do you call a corgi that’s a mechanic? A “corg-key.”
- Why are corgis so good at playing the piano? Because they’ve got perfect “pooch.”
- Why did the corgi join the circus? He thought he could be the “barkmaster.”
- What do you call a corgi in a swimsuit? A bathing “pup.”
- What do you call a corgi who can paint? A “Pup-casso.”
- Why did the corgi bring a flashlight to bed? To “light up” his dreams.
- Why don’t corgis make good dancers? They have two left “feet.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to shop? A “bargain” hunter.
- Why did the corgi bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to get a “round.”
- Why did the corgi go to the bank? To make a “bark” deposit.
- What do you call a corgi who can do tricks? A “stunt” dog.
- What do you call a corgi who loves coffee? A “brew” hound.
- Why did the corgi go to the music festival? To hear his favorite “bark-band.”
- Why did the corgi refuse to play soccer? He was afraid of getting a “yellow card.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to climb trees? A “bark-climber.”
- Why did the corgi start a blog? To tell his “tale.”
- What do you call a corgi who can play the guitar? A “rock-star.”
- Why did the corgi go to the zoo? To visit his “barking” cousin.
- Why did the corgi become a scientist? He wanted to “bark” on new discoveries.
- What’s a corgi’s favorite exercise? “Jumping jacks.”
- Why did the corgi refuse to play golf? He was afraid of the “barks.”
- What do you call a corgi who can rap? A “hip-hop” hound.
- Why did the corgi go to the therapist? He had “separation” anxiety.
- What do you call a corgi who loves fashion? A “trendsetter.”
- Why did the corgi bring a bone to the party? He wanted to “break the ice.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves fast food? A “burger” hound.
- Why did the corgi become a lifeguard? He was a great “swimmer.”
- Why did the corgi go to the moon? To take a “space walk.”
- What do you call a corgi who can predict the future? A “fortuneteller.”
- Why did the corgi go to the library? To “bark” up on his reading.
- What do you call a corgi who loves to bake? A “pastry” chef.
- Why did the corgi join the navy? To become a “seadog.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to travel? A “wanderlust.”
- Why did the corgi become a magician? He loved to “disappear.”
- What do you call a corgi who can sing? A “pop-star.”
- Why did the corgi refuse to play tennis? He was afraid of the “net.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to draw? A “sketch” artist.
- Why did the corgi join the fire department? He loved to “save the day.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to fish? A “fisherman.”
- Why did the corgi refuse to play basketball? He was afraid of the “hoop.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to read? A “bookworm.”
- Why did the corgi go to the hospital? He had “barking” cough.
- What do you call a corgi who loves to act? A “thespian.”
- Why did the corgi go to the beach? To “soak” up the sun.
- What do you call a corgi who loves to play soccer? A “goalkeeper.”
- Why did the corgi become a teacher? He loved to “educate.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to run? A “sprinter.”
- Why did the corgi go to the amusement park? To ride the “roller-coaster.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to dance? A “ballerina.”
- Why did the corgi join the gym? To get “fit.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to watch TV? A “couch potato.”
- Why did the corgi go to the zoo? To “roar” with laughter.
- What do you call a corgi who loves to write? An “author.”
- Why did the corgi go to the circus? To see the “clowns.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to play music? A “musician.”
- Why did the corgi go to the airport? To take a “flight.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to cook? A “chef.”
- Why did the corgi go to the pet shop? To “sniff” around.
- What do you call a corgi who loves to climb mountains? An “adventurer.”
- Why did the corgi go to the park? To play “fetch.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to play basketball? A “player.”
- Why did the corgi go to the bakery? To buy a “cake.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to play golf? A “golfer.”
- Why did the corgi go to the museum? To see the “art.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to paint? An “artist.”
- Why did the corgi go to the theatre? To watch a “play.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to play chess? A “grandmaster.”
- Why did the corgi go to the pool? To “swim.”
- What do you call a corgi who loves to play cards? A “card shark.”