141 color jokes

  1. Why don’t secrets work in a painter’s house? Because the walls have ears, but they also talk in different colors.
  2. Why did the green color go to therapy? It had too many “envy” issues!
  3. Why didn’t the color black go to the party? It was tired of being accused of not being a ‘real’ color.
  4. Why did the color red lose its job? It couldn’t stop at the red light.
  5. What’s a rainbow’s least favorite crime? Color theft!
  6. Why did the color blue become a gardener? Because it had a knack for growing ‘blues’.
  7. Why don’t artists trust the color yellow? It can be too ‘shady’.
  8. Why did the color orange stop halfway through the race? It ran out of juice.
  9. What did the color purple say when it won the award? “I’m really ‘moved’ by this!”
  10. Why did the color white go to jail? It was caught whitewashing.
  11. Why couldn’t the color brown keep a secret? Because it always spills the beans.
  12. Why was the color gray always sad? Because it was always taken for ‘granite’.
  13. Why was the color pink always in trouble? Because it was caught ‘blushing’ too often.
  14. Why couldn’t the color gold get into the party? It had a bad case of gilt.
  15. What did the color silver say to its child when it got bad grades? “You need to reflect more on your studies.”
  16. Why don’t people trust the color magenta? Because it always seems a little off-red.
  17. Why was the color cyan always cool? Because it never lost its blue.
  18. Why did the color indigo get a ticket? It didn’t stop at the purple light.
  19. What did one shade of blue say to the other? “Don’t be sad, we are in this together!”
  20. What’s the color burgundy’s favorite drink? Wine, of course!
  21. Why was the color beige in therapy? It was tired of being neutral all the time.
  22. Why couldn’t the color teal decide between being blue or green? Because it was in a state of ‘turquoise’.
  23. Why is the color maroon never on time? Because it’s always a little red-handed.
  24. Why was the color navy afraid of the color army? Because it thought there might be a ‘khaki’ ambush!
  25. Why did the color lavender never get angry? Because it always kept its ‘calm’.
  26. Why was the color olive always in a salad? Because it couldn’t ‘leaf’ it alone.
  27. Why did the color lime go on a diet? It wanted to be less ‘zesty’.
  28. What did the color mauve say to the color violet? “I’m not purple, you’re purple!”
  29. Why did the color cobalt get lost? It took a wrong ‘turn’ on the periodic table.
  30. Why couldn’t the color aqua go to the desert? It was afraid it might ‘dry’ out.
  31. What’s the color crimson’s favorite time of the day? ‘Red’o clock!
  32. What did the color cerulean say when it fell down? “I’m feeling a little ‘blue’.”
  33. Why was the color charcoal always dirty? Because it couldn’t ‘ash’ for help.
  34. Why did the color emerald go to the jeweler? It wanted to be ‘cut’ above the rest.
  35. Why did the color amethyst cross the road? To get to the other ‘side’ of the rainbow.
  36. What’s the color amber’s favorite movie? ‘Jurassic Park’!
  37. Why is the color cherry always happy? Because life is a ‘bowl’ of cherries.
  38. What did the color rust say to the color iron? “You’ve got a ‘oxidation’ problem!”
  39. Why did the color mahogany always finish last? Because it was a ‘hard’ wood.
  40. Why was the color coral always at the beach? Because it loved the ‘sea’ breeze.
  41. Why did the color vermilion get kicked out of school? It kept drawing outside the lines.
  42. Why did the color taupe run away from home? It was tired of being ‘neutral’.
  43. Why did the color sepia get into photography? Because it had a ‘brown’ eye for it.
  44. Why is the color periwinkle always in the garden? Because it loves the ‘bloom’.
  45. Why is the color fuchsia always showing off? Because it can’t resist being ‘bright’.
  46. Why did the color ochre get promoted? Because it was a ‘golden’ employee.
  47. Why did the color citrine take a nap? It was feeling a bit ‘quartz’y.
  48. What did the color turquoise say to the ocean? “You look ‘blue’tiful today!”
  49. Why did the color pewter get kicked out of the bar? It had one too many ‘shots’.
  50. Why did the color chartreuse go on a diet? Because it was tired of being ‘lime’ light.
  51. Why did the color onyx get lost in the dark? Because it couldn’t see its ‘black’ way.
  52. Why was the color plum always full? Because it was always ‘eating’ its feelings.
  53. Why did the color flax decide to become a baker? Because it had a knack for ‘brown’ies.
  54. Why did the color canary go to the audition? It wanted to sing its heart out.
  55. Why did the color khaki join the military? It was always ready for ‘action’.
  56. Why did the color garnet keep getting lost? Because it was always ‘ruby’ing the wrong way.
  57. Why did the color celadon start meditating? It was trying to find its ‘center’.
  58. Why was the color saffron always expensive? Because it was ‘worth’ its weight in gold.
  59. Why did the color mulberry go to school? It wanted to become a ‘berry’ good student.
  60. Why did the color tan go to the beach? It wanted to get a ‘bronze’ tan.
  61. What did the color thistle say when it got stepped on? “I’m feeling a bit ‘prickly’!”
  62. Why did the color rose always smell good? Because it was ‘blooming’ with scent.
  63. Why did the color topaz decide to become a gem? Because it ‘rocked’ at being hard.
  64. Why did the color azure go to the sky? It wanted to be a ‘cloud’.
  65. Why did the color lemon go to the market? It wanted to sell its ‘sour’ goods.
  66. Why did the color jade go to the spa? It wanted to feel ‘stone-cold’ relaxed.
  67. Why did the color mint take a break? It was feeling too ‘fresh’.
  68. Why did the color bisque go to the restaurant? It wanted to be ‘soup’er.
  69. Why did the color cream always go with coffee? It loved being ‘stirred’ around.
  70. What did the color pearl say to the oyster? “You’re my ‘mother’ of pearl!”
  71. Why did the color ebony get lost in the forest? It couldn’t ‘wood’ its way out.
  72. Why did the color wine go to the vineyard? It wanted to ‘grape’ around.
  73. Why did the color mustard always go to the hot dog stand? It loved being ‘spread’.
  74. Why did the color brass always go to the band? It loved being ‘horn’y.
  75. Why did the color bronze always run marathons? It loved being ‘third’.
  76. Why did the color denim always go to the jeans store? It wanted to be ‘worn’.
  77. Why did the color cinnamon always go to the bakery? It loved being ‘spiced’ up.
  78. Why did the color aquamarine always go to the beach? It loved being ‘washed’.
  79. Why did the color carnation always go to the garden? It loved being ‘picked’.
  80. Why did the color orchid always go to the greenhouse? It loved being ‘potted’.
  81. Why did the color fawn always go to the forest? It loved being ‘wild’.
  82. Why did the color sunflower always go to the field? It loved being ‘planted’.
  83. Why did the color peach always go to the farm? It loved being ‘picked’.
  84. Why did the color copper always go to the bank? It loved being ‘pennied’.
  85. Why did the color almond always go to the nut factory? It loved being ‘cracked’.
  86. Why did the color lilac always go to the perfume store? It loved being ‘sniffed’.
  87. Why did the color umber always go to the art shop? It loved being ‘shaded’.
  88. Why did the color slate always go to the roof? It loved being ‘laid’.
  89. Why did the color raspberry always go to the jam factory? It loved being ‘spread’.
  90. Why did the color currant always go to the bakery? It loved being ‘baked’.
  91. Why did the color fern always go to the forest? It loved being ‘green’.
  92. Why did the color tangerine always go to the fruit stand? It loved being ‘peeled’.
  93. Why did the color sapphire always go to the jewelry store? It loved being ‘priced’.
  94. Why did the color ice always go to the freezer? It loved being ‘chilled’.
  95. Why did the color smoke always go to the chimney? It loved being ‘puffed’.
  96. Why did the color seafoam always go to the beach? It loved being ‘washed’.
  97. Why did the color vanilla always go to the ice cream parlor? It loved being ‘scooped’.
  98. Why did the color daisy always go to the flower shop? It loved being ‘bouqueted’.
  99. Why did the color ruby always go to the gem store? It loved being ‘polished’.
  100. Why did the color quartz always go to the clock shop? It loved being ‘ticked’.
  101. Why did the color mushroom always go to the pizza place? It loved being ‘sliced’.
  102. Why did the color gooseberry always go to the farmer’s market? It loved being ‘sold’.
  103. Why did the color thunder always go to the sky? It loved being ‘loud’.
  104. Why did the color nutmeg always go to the kitchen? It loved being ‘grated’.
  105. Why did the color glacier always go to the poles? It loved being ‘cool’.
  106. Why did the color brick always go to the construction site? It loved being ‘laid’.
  107. Why did the color avocado always go to the restaurant? It loved being ‘sliced’.
  108. Why did the color olive always go to the salad bar? It loved being ‘mixed’.
  109. Why did the color jasmine always go to the tea shop? It loved being ‘brewed’.
  110. Why did the color raspberry always go to the pie shop? It loved being ‘baked’.
  111. Why did the color bubblegum always go to the candy store? It loved being ‘chewed’.
  112. Why did the color raisin always go to the cereal factory? It loved being ‘poured’.
  113. Why did the color sardine always go to the sea? It loved being ‘fished’.
  114. Why did the color oatmeal always go to the breakfast table? It loved being ‘eaten’.
  115. Why did the color radish always go to the garden? It loved being ‘rooted’.
  116. Why did the color banana always go to the grocery store? It loved being ‘peeled’.
  117. Why did the color chickpea always go to the hummus factory? It loved being ‘mashed’.
  118. Why did the color apricot always go to the fruit bowl? It loved being ‘sliced’.
  119. Why did the color peppermint always go to the dentist? It loved being ‘fresh’.
  120. Why did the color bubble always go to the bath? It loved being ‘popped’.
  121. Why did the color marshmallow always go to the campfire? It loved being ‘toasted’.
  122. Why did the color cinnamon always go to the apple pie? It loved being ‘sprinkled’.
  123. Why did the color caviar always go to the fancy restaurant? It loved being ‘luxurious’.
  124. Why did the color pistachio always go to the nutcracker? It loved being ‘cracked’.
  125. Why did the color oyster always go to the seafood market? It loved being ‘shelled’.
  126. Why did the color kiwi always go to the smoothie shop? It loved being ‘blended’.
  127. Why did the color pomegranate always go to the juice bar? It loved being ‘squeezed’.
  128. Why did the color basil always go to the pasta? It loved being ‘tossed’.
  129. Why did the color wasabi always go to the sushi roll? It loved being ‘spicy’.
  130. Why did the color lily always go to the vase? It loved being ‘displayed’.
  131. Why did the color anemone always go to the coral reef? It loved being ‘bright’.
  132. Why did the color espresso always go to the coffee cup? It loved being ‘sipped’.
  133. Why did the color eucalyptus always go to the koala bear? It loved being ‘chewed’.
  134. Why did the color zucchini always go to the vegetable stand? It loved being ‘picked’.
  135. Why did the color papaya always go to the tropical island? It loved being ‘sweet’.
  136. Why did the color cranberry always go to the thanksgiving dinner? It loved being ‘sauced’.
  137. Why did the color lavender always go to the sachet? It loved being ‘scented’.
  138. Why did the color juniper always go to the gin bottle? It loved being ‘distilled’.
  139. Why did the color almond always go to the chocolate bar? It loved being ‘coated’.
  140. Why did the color jasmine always go to the perfume bottle? It loved being ‘sprayed’.
  141. Why did the color seaweed always go to the sushi roll? It loved being ‘wrapped’.

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