57+ choir jokes

Sure, I can certainly try to provide you with 150 choir-related jokes.

I hope they bring a smile to your face!

1. Why don’t choirs ever get locked out? They always carry the right key.
2. What’s the difference between a choir and a fish? You can’t tuna fish.
3. Why did the choir go to the bakery? They needed a proper roll call.
4. Why do choirs always know the forecast? Because they always start with the ‘chorus’t.
5. What do you call a singing computer? A-Dell.
6. Why do singers always know their place? They’re never sharp nor flat, always natural.
7. Why don’t choirs ever play hide and seek? Because the best ones always get found.
8. How do you fix a broken choir? With a tuning fork-lift.
9. Why do singers make great detectives? They always note the important details.
10. How does a choir warm up on a cold day? They just scale the temperature.
11. Why did the choir get kicked out of the library? They couldn’t hold their notes.
12. Why was the music book good at making decisions? It always had a good measure of things.
13. What do you call a choir that only sings about vegetables? Beets-oven.
14. Why was the choir’s performance electrifying? They had a perfect conductor.
15. Why are singers good at math? They always hit the right number of beats.
16. Why was the sheet music always late? It kept getting held up at the bar.
17. What do you call a choir that sings about cows? Moozart.
18. What do you call a fruit that sings? A choir-meleon.
19. How do you know if a song is chewy? It’s hard to beat.
20. Why did the choir lose their game of football? Too many missed conducts.
21. Why can’t you play hide and seek with music notes? Because A is always B found.
22. Why did the choir visit the mechanic? Their harmonies were out of alignment.
23. What do you call a choir that only sings about kitchen utensils? Fork Chopin.
24. Why was the musical note feeling blue? Because it wasn’t sharp enough.
25. Why do choirs always go camping? They love singing in tents.
26. Why was the choir put in jail? Too many suspended notes.
27. What do you call a very small song? A minu-et.
28. How does a choir greet each other? “Hey D, nice to C you!”
29. Why do choirs never get sunburn? Because they stay in the right scale.
30. What do you call a choir that only sings about planets? Orbi-Strauss.
31. Why was the musical note always in trouble? It could never stay on pitch.
32. What do you call a choir that sings about pastries? Croissant Rossini.
33. What’s a choir’s favorite game? Hide and Soprano.
34. How did the choir know they were in tune? They could feel the harmony in their ‘soul’fa.
35. What do you call a choir that only sings about cars? Autotune.
36. What do you call a bear that can sing? A tenor-bear.
37. Why did the choir refuse to take the elevator? They preferred taking the scales.
38. Why was the music note sad? It had no one to duet with.
39. What’s a choir’s favorite part of a joke? The pitch line.
40. What’s a choir’s favorite city? Sing-apore.
41. Why was the choir unhappy at the amusement park? They weren’t alto-gether.
42. What’s a choir’s favorite fruit? Pitch-aya.
43. How does a choir send a secret message? In Coda.
44. Why did the choir go to the seafood restaurant? They wanted to sea-shanty.
45. How did the choir make their coffee? In perfect harmony.
46. What’s a choir’s favorite pasta? Fettuccine Alfred-tone.
47. Why did the choir join a fitness program? They wanted to be in scale shape.
48. What do you call a choir that only sings about cats? Mewsic.
49. Why was the choir late for the concert? They were caught in treble.
50. What do you call a bird that sings in a choir? A choir-ster.
51. Why don’t choirs like lightning? It’s always off-key.
52. What’s a choir’s favorite cereal? Cheer-ios.
53. Why was the choir lost at sea? They couldn’t find the right key.
54. What do you call a choir that sings in a garden? A choir-ot.
55. Why did the choir go to the circus? They wanted to see the high C.
56. What’s a choir’s favorite vegetable? Beats.
57. What do you call a choir that sings about science? Lab Major.
58. How does a choir stay in shape? They keep their notes in line.
59. What do you call a choir that sings about fantasy creatures? Elfin John.
60. Why do choirs prefer mornings? They can start on a high note.
61. What do you call a choir that sings about dogs? Bark-toven.
62. What’s a choir’s favorite spice? Harmoni-cumin.
63. What’s a choir’s favorite planet? Mars-ic.
64. Why did the choir go to the zoo? They wanted to hear the lion’s roar-tet.
65. What’s a choir’s favorite car? Honda Accord-ian.
66. Why was the choir feeling cold? Because of all the minor notes.
67. What do you call a choir that sings about cheese? Gouda-verdi.
68. What do you call a choir that sings about insects? Bee-thoven.
69. What do you call a choir that sings about boats? Ship Chopin.
70. What do you call a choir that sings about rain? Dripstra.
71. How do choirs keep their clothes wrinkle-free? They press their suits in C Major.
72. What do you call a choir that sings about math? Calcula-Tchaikovsky.
73. What’s a choir’s favorite type of tree? Pine-tonic.
74. What do you call a choir that sings about birds? Tweet-thoven.
75. How do choirs manage their finances? With careful note-ation.
76. Why did the choir visit the North Pole? To see the Christmas ‘coral’.
77. What’s a choir’s favorite exercise? Note lifting.
78. Why was the choir always ready? They were always in the right tempo.
79. Why are choirs always healthy? They have a balanced diatonic diet.
80. What do you call a choir that sings about time? Chrono-strauss.
81. How does a choir create a light show? They use their conductor.
82. What do you call a choir that sings about tea? Chai-kovsky.
83. Why did the choir visit the farm? To see the ‘moo’-sic.
84. Why did the choir visit the doctor? They had a case of ‘bar’-itis.
85. How does a choir write a book? They start with a good composition.
86. What do you call a choir that sings about stars? Astro-Verdi.
87. Why did the choir go to the art museum? To see the ‘opera’-t.
88. How does a choir surprise someone? They jump out singing ‘Boo-zart’.
89. Why was the choir always fit? They did scale-lates.
90. What do you call a choir that sings about flowers? Floral Strauss.
91. Why was the choir so calm? They always had peace of chords.
92. What’s a choir’s favorite candy? Music mints.
93. Why did the choir go to the carnival? They loved the ferris ‘wheeler’.
94. How do choirs get their groceries? They pick them up in Aisle B.
95. What do you call a choir that sings about clouds? Cloudio Monteverdi.
96. Why are choirs great architects? They always hit the right note when drafting.
97. What do you call a choir that sings about space? Galax-Handel.
98. Why did the choir go to the desert? They were searching for the perfect pitch.
99. What do you call a choir that sings about dreams? Dream-Verdi.
100. Why was the choir so popular? Because they knew how to pitch themselves.
101. Why did the choir bring a ladder to rehearsal? They wanted to reach the high notes.
102. Why did the choir go to the beach? They wanted to make some waves.
103. Why was the choir so punctual? Because time signatures matter.
104. Why was the choir good at chess? They always check their mate in four moves.
105. Why are choirs great at baking? They always measure accurately.
106. How does a choir keep time? They watch the con-‘duct’-or.
107. What do you call a choir that sings about coffee? Java-strauss.
108. Why did the choir go to the casino? They were feeling lucky with their notes.
109. What’s a choir’s favorite board game? Pitch-catcher.
110. Why are choirs like magicians? They can pull high notes out of thin air.
111. Why did the choir go to the mountain? They wanted to hit the peak notes.
112. What do you call a choir that sings about dragons? Draco-Strauss.
113. Why was the choir so coordinated? They always kept in step.
114. Why are choirs like painters? They always color with their voices.
115. What do you call a choir that sings about bread? Loafzart.
116. Why are choirs like chefs? They always spice up the music.
117. What do you call a choir that sings about ghosts? Phanto-Verdi.
118. Why was the choir so confident? They always hit the right notes.
119. Why are choirs like football teams? They always aim for the goal (notes).
120. Why are choirs like birds? They always chirp in harmony.
121. Why did the choir go to the barber? They needed a trim to their notes.
122. Why are choirs like dancers? They always stay in step with the rhythm.
123. Why did the choir join the army? They wanted to sing in rank and file.
124. Why are choirs like bees? They always buzz in harmony.
125. What’s a choir’s favorite type of bee? A B-flat.
126. Why are choirs like actors? They always put on a show.
127. What do you call a choir that sings about money? Cash-verdi.
128. Why are choirs like comedians? They always know the right pitch.
129. What do you call a choir that sings about love? Heartzart.
130. Why are choirs like teachers? They always instruct in harmony.
131. Why did the choir become detectives? They always followed the right leads.
132. What do you call a choir that sings about chocolate? Choco-Bach.
133. Why did the choir go to the race track? They wanted to hit the home stretch.
134. What’s a choir’s favorite type of movie? A musical.
135. Why did the choir go to the park? They wanted to sing with the birds.
136. What do you call a choir that sings about winter? Frost-Strauss.
137. Why did the choir go to the sports game? They wanted to sing the national anthem.
138. What’s a choir’s favorite type of flower? A pitch-lily.
139. Why did the choir go to the dance? They wanted to waltz to their music.
140. What do you call a choir that sings about pizza? Pizza-Chopin.
141. Why are choirs like builders? They always construct harmonies.
142. What do you call a choir that sings about ice cream? Sundae-Verdi.
143. Why did the choir go to the castle? They wanted to sing for the king and queen.
144. What do you call a choir that sings about wind? Breeze-Brahms.
145. Why did the choir go to the rock concert? They wanted to rock their notes.
146. What’s a choir’s favorite type of music? Choral.
147. Why did the choir go to the moon? They wanted to sing among the stars.
148. What’s a choir’s favorite type of coffee? A pitch-black.
149. Why are choirs like sailors? They always sail on their notes.
150. Why did the choir go to the forest? They wanted to sing with the trees.