150 cheesecake puns
- This cheesecake is grate, isn’t it?
- I’m feeling bleu, I need some cheesecake.
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese…cake.
- Keep calm and eat cheesecake.
- Life is full of important choices, like which cheesecake to eat.
- When life gives you lemons, make lemon cheesecake.
- Brie-lieve in the power of cheesecake.
- Don’t be afraid to take whisks, especially when it comes to cheesecake.
- Cheesecake makes everything feta.
- This isn’t a gouda time; it’s a grate time.
- Cheesecake: a havarti party in your mouth.
- Always take life with a grain of salt…and a slice of cheesecake.
- Cheesecake is like duct tape, it fixes everything.
- Cheesecake is the zest part of my day.
- Life is too short for fake butter or fake people. Always go for real cheesecake.
- My mood is often cheddar with cheesecake.
- You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach, eat some cheesecake.
- Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheesecake.
- It’s not easy being this sweet, says the cheesecake.
- My main ingredient is love. And cream cheese.
- Cheesecake is the key to hap-pie-ness.
- You feta believe I love cheesecake.
- I like my puns like my cheesecake: cheesy.
- It’s a piece of cake to fall in love with cheesecake.
- The only circle of trust you should have is a cheesecake.
- Life is what you bake it. So make a cheesecake.
- I feel grate, said the cheesecake.
- Can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a cheesecake.
- You have stolen a ‘pizza’ my heart, dear cheesecake.
- Cheesecake is the secret ingredient that binds us together.
- I’m going to live la dolce vita with my cheesecake.
- It’s not whine, it’s cheesecake time!
- Cheesecake makes the heart brie-at faster.
- The path to my heart is paved with cheesecake crumbs.
- I’m in a serious relation-chip with cheesecake.
- I’m on a see-food diet, I see cheesecake, I eat it.
- Cheesecake, you’re the apple of my pie.
- People disappoint, cheesecake is eternal.
- Love is blind, but it can surely taste cheesecake.
- Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy cheesecake, which is pretty much the same.
- If you can’t remember my name, just say cheesecake. I’ll turn around.
- It’s a piece of cake to bake a cheesecake.
- The cheesecake may crumble, but its taste will never fade.
- If you want to impress me, out-bake my cheesecake.
- Let your dreams be sweet and filled with cheesecake.
- When you wish upon a star, wish for more cheesecake.
- Just beat it, unless it’s cheesecake, then eat it.
- Some of the best memories are made in aprons, making cheesecake.
- Here today, scone tomorrow, but the taste of cheesecake is forever.
- A balanced diet is a cheesecake in each hand.
- Life is gouda when cheesecake is on the menu.
- Cheesecake, making life grate since time immemorial.
- It’s brie-n too long since I’ve had cheesecake.
- Life is full of holes, fill them with cheesecake.
- Don’t cry over spilled milk, cry over a dropped cheesecake.
- Life happens, cheesecake helps.
- When in doubt, eat cheesecake.
- My life is measured in hours, and I serve it by the cheesecake.
- Say ‘cheese…cake’!
- Money doesn’t bring happiness, but it can buy cheesecake ingredients.
- Make cheesecake, not war.
- A cheesecake a day keeps the doctor away.
- Life is a combination of magic and cheesecake.
- Not all those who wander are lost. Some are just looking for cheesecake.
- If you can dream it, you can cream cheese it.
- Love is like a cheesecake, sweet and fulfilling.
- Cheesecake is always the answer. Who cares what the question was?
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cheesecake and that’s basically the same thing.
- Always in the mood for you, dear cheesecake.
- Life is uncertain. Eat cheesecake first.
- Happiness is homemade cheesecake.
- Peace, love, and cheesecake.
- You’re my butter half, said the crust to the cheesecake.
- Nothing brings people together like good cheesecake.
- Good things come to those who bake cheesecake.
- Cheesecake doesn’t ask silly questions. Cheesecake understands.
- All you need is love and a good cheesecake.
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a cheesecake, asking it not to have calories.
- When you’re downie, eat a brownie cheesecake.
- If at first you don’t succeed, order cheesecake.
- Cheesecake is the ultimate comfort food.
- The secret ingredient is always love… and cheese.
- If I were a cheesecake, I would be irresistible too.
- Have your cake and eat it too, especially if it’s cheesecake.
- Cheesecake, the cherry on top of my life.
- Blessed are those who eat cheesecake.
- Cheesecake, you complete me.
- When life gets tough, remember, you’re tougher. And you have cheesecake.
- When the going gets tough, the tough get cheesecake.
- Cheesecake – the answer to all problems.
- A party without cheesecake is just a meeting.
- In a world full of plain bagels, be a sparkling cheesecake.
- Cheesecake, because adulting is hard.
- Life is short. Eat the cheesecake.
- Everything tastes better with cheesecake.
- You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. Always eat cheesecake.
- Life is sweet with a slice of cheesecake.
- Keep calm and cheesecake on.
- Life’s too short, start with the cheesecake.
- Why fall in love when you can fall in cheesecake?
- Cheesecake is cheaper than therapy.
- A little slice of cheesecake is like a little slice of heaven.
- Happiness is an inside job, inside a cheesecake.
- Be like a cheesecake, sweet and hard to forget.
- One bite of cheesecake and all your troubles are gone.
- Cheesecake is my soulmate.
- Love at first bite – that’s cheesecake for you.
- If you stumble, make it part of the dance. Unless you’re holding a cheesecake. Then, please don’t stumble.
- Wake up and smell the cheesecake.
- Savor the moment, savor the cheesecake.
- Cheesecake is my kind of joyride.
- I followed my heart and it led me to cheesecake.
- Every love story is beautiful, but ours with cheesecake is my favorite.
- Cheesecake is my kind of self-love.
- Never regret anything that made you smile, like eating cheesecake.
- I’m in a love triangle. I’m the one in the corner, the cheesecake’s in the other two.
- Cheesecake, because you’re worth it.
- Cheesecake doesn’t have an attitude, it’s got personality.
- My heart says cheesecake, my jeans say, please, no.
- Cheesecake is my spirit animal.
- Life is uncertain. Don’t sip dessert, dive into cheesecake.
- Love is in the air, no, wait, that’s cheesecake.
- Life without cheesecake is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
- Save the Earth, it’s the only planet with cheesecake.
- Happiness is knowing there’s cheesecake in the oven.
- Cheesecake first, business later.
- Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your cheesecake closest.
- Life’s short, eat dessert first. Start with cheesecake.
- Baking is love made edible, especially when it’s cheesecake.
- Laughter is brightest where cheesecake is best.
- When life gets complicated, I wine and dine with cheesecake.
- Don’t worry, be happy. Have cheesecake.
- It’s hard to be sad when you’re eating cheesecake.
- Cheesecake doesn’t make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.
- Sometimes I even put slices on my eyes. This way, I can look at the world through cheesecake-tinted glasses.
- If you’re afraid of butter, use cream in your cheesecake.
- Cheesecake is the secret to my heart.
- All you knead is love and cheesecake.
- Life’s batter with cheesecake.
- Cheesecake, it’s the little things in life.
- Don’t be upsetti, have some cheesecake.
- Today’s forecast: 100% chance of cheesecake.
- Have courage and eat cheesecake.
- In a world full of muffins, be a cheesecake.
- If plan “A” didn’t work, don’t worry. The alphabet has 25 more letters. If those don’t work, there’s always cheesecake.
- I am just a person, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be cheesecake.
- Keep calm, it’s cheesecake o’clock.
- I’m not addicted to cheesecake, we’re just in a committed relationship.
- Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach, it goes to the heart, especially cheesecake.
- In the cookie of life, cheesecake is the chocolate chips.