124 cemetery jokes

Sure, I’ll do my best to generate 150 original and humor-filled cemetery jokes.

I hope these bring a smile to your face.

1. Why don’t ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits!
2. What kind of music do mummies listen to in a cemetery? Wrap music.
3. What do cemeteries and libraries have in common? Both are filled with stories.
4. Why did the skeleton go to the cemetery? He heard it was a hip joint!
5. What’s a ghost’s favorite part of the cemetery? The “boo”-levard.
6. Why did the grave go to therapy? It had a lot of buried issues.
7. Why did the tombstone break up with the mausoleum? It took things for granite.
8. Why was the ghost arrested in the cemetery? He was charged with disturbing the peace.
9. Why was the cemetery so popular? People were dying to get in.
10. What kind of parties do ghosts have in cemeteries? Boo-thday parties.
11. What do you call a tidy cemetery? A grave-yard.
12. Why did the ghost bring a ladder to the cemetery? To reach new “boo”-heights.
13. Why don’t vampires mind living next to a cemetery? They find the neighbors very “draining.”
14. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain at the cemetery? He could feel it in his bones.
15. Why did the zombie refuse to leave the cemetery? He had a grave commitment.
16. Why did the skeleton bring a dog to the cemetery? Bone loved bone.
17. What do you call a cat that lives in a cemetery? A pet-sematary.
18. How does a ghost say goodbye in a cemetery? “See you tomb-morrow.”
19. What did one grave say to the other grave? “Is that you coffin?”
20. What did the headstone say to the flower? “You crack me up.”
21. Why did the ghost bring sunscreen to the cemetery? To prevent a soul burn.
22. Why was the cemetery book club so popular? The plot was always amazing.
23. Why did the mummy go to the cemetery? To unwind.
24. Why did the ghost join the gym? He wanted to feel more “g-boo-lish”.
25. What kind of art do ghosts love in a cemetery? Tomb-sculpting.
26. Why did the zombie go to the cemetery? For some fresh bites.
27. What is a skeleton’s favorite room in a cemetery? The living room.
28. Why do ghosts love elevators in the cemetery? They lift their spirits.
29. Why did the ghost go to the cemetery bar? To have some boos.
30. Why was the tombstone always tired? Because grave-shifts are exhausting.
31. How do ghosts like their cemetery coffee? Supernaturally hot.
32. What kind of games do ghosts play in a cemetery? Hide and shriek.
33. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in the cemetery? Boo-berry pie.
34. Why did the cemetery win an award? It was dead center of town.
35. Why did the ghost refuse to leave the cemetery? He had unfinished boo-siness.
36. What do you call a humorous grave? A pun in the ground.
37. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of math? Boo-lean algebra.
38. Why did the ghost go to the cemetery concert? He was a fan of the band, The Grateful Dead.
39. What did the ghost say when he moved into the cemetery? “This place is really starting to grow on me.”
40. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument in a cemetery? The trom-bone.
41. Why did the ghost start a business in the cemetery? To capitalize on the dead market.
42. What did the ghost say about the new cemetery? “It’s grave, just grave.”
43. Why did the tombstone refuse to play cards with the ghost? Because he knew the ghost would cheat.
44. How do ghosts in a cemetery like their eggs? Terr-ified.
45. Why don’t skeletons get into cemetery fights? They don’t have the guts.
46. Why did the ghost take a job at the cemetery? He wanted to boost his spirit.
47. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal in the cemetery? Grave Nut Crunch.
48. Why don’t ghosts use elevators in the cemetery? They prefer to scare the stairs.
49. What did the ghost say to the zombie in the cemetery? “You’re dead to me.”
50. What do you call a ghost who can’t find his grave? A wailing lost soul.
51. Why was the cemetery wall the funniest? Because it was cracking up.
52. What did the ghost say to the cemetery caretaker? “Thanks for keeping my grave tidy!”
53. Why did the vampire visit the cemetery? He heard it was a good place to find “type-O.”
54. Why did the skeleton go to the cemetery party? He heard it was going to be bone-shaking.
55. Why was the tombstone always late? It was caught in a grave situation.
56. What do you call an artistic skeleton in the cemetery? A skull-ptor.
57. How do ghosts in the cemetery make their beds? With sheets.
58. Why was the ghost’s joke about the cemetery so funny? Because it killed at the comedy club.
59. What’s a ghost’s favorite spot in the cemetery? The dead center.
60. Why did the ghost go on a diet at the cemetery? He felt a little “pale.”
61. Why was the cemetery the best place to play hide and seek? Because you can hide among the tomb-stones.
62. Why did the tombstone refuse to play chess with the ghost? It was afraid of the knight.
63. Why did the ghost open a bakery in the cemetery? He wanted to make “dough” from the dead.
64. How do ghosts take their tea in the cemetery? Tomb-temperature.
65. Why did the ghost go broke in the cemetery? He put too much into his crypt-o currency.
66. Why did the ghost bring a pencil to the cemetery? He wanted to draw some spirits.
67. Why do ghosts love the cemetery in autumn? Because of all the fall-en leaves.
68. Why did the ghost wear a cowboy hat to the cemetery? To look “boo”-tiful.
69. What do ghosts serve at a cemetery dinner party? Poultry-geist.
70. Why do ghosts make poor secret keepers? You can see right through them.
71. What’s a zombie’s favorite thing about the cemetery? The “gore”-geous view.
72. Why did the ghost bring his boat to the cemetery? He was ready for some “soul”-sailing.
73. Why did the skeleton love going to the cemetery? It was no “skin” off his back.
74. Why did the zombie become a stand-up comedian in the cemetery? He had a knack for “dead”-pan humor.
75. What do you call a grave that doesn’t stop talking? A chatty tomb.
76. Why was the skeleton always calm in the cemetery? Nothing could get under his skin.
77. Why did the ghost bring a map to the cemetery? To find the “boo”-levard.
78. Why did the ghost never get lost in the cemetery? He knew every tomb and cranny.
79. Why was the ghost a great musician? He had a lot of soul.
80. Why did the ghost take up poetry in the cemetery? He was inspired by Edgar Allan Poe-sthumously.
81. What do you call a fashion-conscious ghost in the cemetery? Fab-boo-lous.
82. What’s a ghost’s favorite dance move in a cemetery? The “boo”-gie.
83. Why did the zombie keep returning to the cemetery? He couldn’t resist the “grave-y” train.
84. Why did the ghost bring a camera to the cemetery? He wanted to take some spirit-ed shots.
85. Why was the ghost’s story about the cemetery so compelling? It was un-dead-ably good.
86. Why did the ghost visit the cemetery’s barbershop? To get a little off the top.
87. Why did the zombie go jogging in the cemetery? He was trying to get rid of his “ghoul-t”.
88. Why don’t ghosts mind the price of living in a cemetery? It’s dirt cheap.
89. Why did the zombie start a gardening service in the cemetery? He had a green thumb… well, sort of green.
90. Why did the ghost bring a comb to the cemetery? To brush up on his appearance.
91. Why did the ghost start a dating service in the cemetery? He wanted to help people meet their “boo”.
92. Why did the zombie keep his money in the cemetery? He heard it was a great place to “bury” it.
93. Why did the ghost love the cemetery so much? He thought it was drop-dead gorgeous.
94. What do you call a confused ghost in a cemetery? A “boo”-foon.
95. Why was the zombie a successful businessman in the cemetery? He had a head for “dead”-tails.
96. Why did the ghost take a bath in the cemetery? To get boo-tiful.
97. Why did the ghost refuse to play cards in the cemetery? He was afraid of dealing with death.
98. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit in the cemetery? Boo-berries.
99. Why did the ghost go to the cemetery theater? He had a role in “Mac-boo-th”.
100. Why did the ghost go to the cemetery university? To get his “boo”-chelor’s degree.
101. Why did the ghost bring a watch to the cemetery? He didn’t want to lose track of “tomb”.
102. What did the ghost say when he saw the cemetery’s new look? “Grave-ly improved!”
103. Why did the ghost bring a notebook to the cemetery? He wanted to jot down his “soulful” thoughts.
104. Why did the zombie love working in the cemetery? He had a “dead”-ication to his job.
105. Why did the ghost start a newspaper in the cemetery? He wanted to keep everyone in the “spirit” of things.
106. Why did the zombie prefer the cemetery? It was just his “taste”.
107. Why did the ghost bring a bag to the cemetery? He wanted to pack up his “spirits”.
108. Why was the zombie the best athlete in the cemetery? He always had a “dead”-on aim.
109. Why did the ghost start a band in the cemetery? He wanted to play “soul” music.
110. Why did the ghost bring a sandwich to the cemetery? He was ready for a “bite”.
111. Why did the zombie go to the cemetery school? He wanted to improve his “grammar”.
112. Why did the ghost start a podcast in the cemetery? He had a “voice from beyond”.
113. Why did the zombie go to the cemetery fair? He wanted to try the “ghoul”-slaw.
114. Why did the ghost bring a mirror to the cemetery? He wanted to reflect on his past life.
115. Why did the zombie stay at the cemetery hotel? He heard it had “room service”.
116. Why did the ghost take a selfie in the cemetery? He wanted to post a “spirit”-ual picture.
117. Why did the ghost start a cooking show in the cemetery? He wanted to share his “goulash” recipe.
118. Why did the zombie prefer the cemetery over the city? It was less “crowded”.
119. Why did the ghost bring a clock to the cemetery? He wanted to “time” his screams.
120. Why was the zombie the best farmer in the cemetery? He was great at “planting” seeds.
121. Why did the ghost start a fashion line in the cemetery? He had an eye for “booutique” styles.
122. Why did the zombie go to the cemetery cafe? He heard the food was to die for.
123. Why did the ghost bring a magnifying glass to the cemetery? He wanted to “see” spirits.
124. Why did the zombie prefer the cemetery pool? It was “dead” quiet.