138 bus driver jokes
- Why don’t bus drivers ever get lost? Because they always take the route home!
- What did the bus driver say to the egg? You’re going to crack under the pressure of peak hours!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite band? The Doors!
- Why did the bus driver refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because he was afraid of cheetahs!
- Why do bus drivers always know the latest gossip? Because they’re always picking up the latest news!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believin'” – because they never do!
- Why was the bus driver bad at baseball? He always missed the stops!
- What did the bus say to its driver? “We’ve got a long road ahead, don’t ‘tire’ out!”
- Why do bus drivers never get cold? Because they have so many ‘fans’!
- What do you call a bus driver who can play the piano? A driving maestro!
- Why don’t bus drivers make good comedians? Because their humor always ‘stops’ short!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite movie? “Speed” – just without the speed!
- How did the bus driver get so good at his job? Practice makes ‘perfect stop’!
- What do bus drivers and electricians have in common? They both know the ‘routes’!
- Why was the bus driver a bad cook? He always missed the ‘stop’ while adding spices!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of clothing? A ‘stop’ hat!
- Why do bus drivers never play hide and seek? They’re always spotted at the bus stop!
- What do you call a bus driver who likes gardening? A route-tender!
- Why was the bus driver always calm? He knew how to ‘brake’ before things got heated!
- What did the psychic say to the bus driver? I see many stops in your future!
- Why do bus drivers make great authors? Because their life is full of interesting ‘stops’!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite chess piece? The rook – because it travels in straight lines!
- Why don’t bus drivers like cricket? They can’t stand the running between stops!
- How do bus drivers say goodbye? “Can’t ‘stop’ now, I have a bus to catch!”
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite weather? ‘Stop’-ical storms!
- Why are bus drivers good at meditation? They’re experts at ‘stopping’ their thoughts!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite math equation? Stop + Go = Route!
- Why did the bus driver get a promotion? He knew all the best routes to success!
- What do you call a magical bus driver? A transportalist!
- Why don’t bus drivers play football? They keep trying to ‘pass’ to the wrong team!
- Why do bus drivers make good detectives? They always follow the right routes!
- Why are bus drivers bad at poker? They reveal their hands at every stop!
- What do bus drivers and computers have in common? They both have lots of bytes and buses!
- Why do bus drivers like clocks? They always know when it’s time to ‘stop’!
- Why did the bus driver go to therapy? He had too many stops and starts in his life!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite dance move? The bus ‘stop’!
- What do you call a bus driver who likes to cook? A gourmet router!
- What did the muffin say to the bus driver? “You’re driving me ‘batty’ with all these stops!”
- Why are bus drivers good at jigsaw puzzles? They know where every piece ‘stops’!
- Why do bus drivers like old movies? They appreciate a good ‘stop’ motion!
- Why do bus drivers never win at video games? They always hit the pause button!
- Why did the bus driver study philosophy? He wanted to learn about the ‘route’ of all knowledge!
- Why was the bus driver a good actor? He knew when to make an entrance and ‘exit’!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite vegetable? Route-abaga!
- Why don’t bus drivers get bored? They always have passengers to ‘drive’ them to laughter!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of story? An epic journey with lots of stops!
- Why are bus drivers bad at painting? They only know how to draw lines!
- What do you call a bus driver who likes astronomy? A star route navigator!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite exercise? Stop jumps!
- Why did the bus driver take up yoga? To help him ‘stop and go’ with the flow!
- What do you call a bus driver who tells bad jokes? A stand-up tragedian!
- Why did the bus driver get an award? For his ‘stop-notch’ service!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite fruit? A ‘stop’ical fruit!
- Why are bus drivers bad at soccer? They think every stop is a goal!
- Why did the bus driver bring a ladder? To reach the high road!
- Why do bus drivers hate rollercoasters? Too many fast stops!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite board game? Ticket to Ride!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of music? Pop… because it’s full of ‘stops’!
- Why don’t bus drivers like magic tricks? They can’t deal with all the disappearing acts!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghetti Junction!
- Why are bus drivers good at playing the trombone? They’re used to handling long, windy routes!
- What do you call a bus driver with no sense of direction? A roundabout expert!
- Why are bus drivers like surfers? They ride the waves of commuters!
- Why do bus drivers love puns? They’re experts at ‘driving’ the point home!
- Why did the bus driver study geography? To know every route by heart!
- Why do bus drivers like quiet passengers? Because they don’t want to ‘miss a beat’!
- Why did the bus driver take up knitting? It’s all about following patterns, just like routes!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of book? A travelogue with lots of stops!
- Why are bus drivers like Christmas trees? They light up when they’re on duty!
- Why did the bus driver become a gardener? He was used to dealing with ‘routes’!
- What do bus drivers and DJs have in common? They know how to ‘turn the tables’!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of math? Geometry – they’re always calculating angles!
- Why are bus drivers like judges? They know when to stop and go!
- Why did the bus driver go to art school? He wanted to learn to draw better routes!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite drink? Stop and Go juice!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of bread? A baguette – it’s long and straight, like their route!
- Why did the bus driver get a PhD? He wanted to be a ‘doctor of routes’!
- Why are bus drivers like lawyers? They know the ‘route’ to justice!
- Why did the bus driver learn Morse code? For the ‘stops’ and ‘dashes’!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite candy? ‘Stop’ and ‘Go’obstoppers!
- What do you call a bus driver who likes to fish? A Rod and Reeler!
- Why are bus drivers like politicians? They know every ‘stop’ on the campaign trail!
- Why do bus drivers make great archaeologists? They love digging into the ‘routes’ of civilization!
- Why did the bus driver learn French? To make his routes sound fancier!
- Why did the bus driver become a baker? He was tired of the daily ‘roll’!
- What do bus drivers and astronomers have in common? They both navigate by the stars!
- Why did the bus driver start a blog? To ‘stop’ and reflect on his journeys!
- Why are bus drivers like pilots? They have passengers’ lives in their hands!
- Why do bus drivers hate escalators? They can’t control the ‘stops’!
- Why did the bus driver study architecture? He loves ‘structural’ routes!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of joke? One with a great ‘punchline’!
- Why do bus drivers love sudoku? It’s all about following the right route!
- Why did the bus driver take up boxing? He was used to ‘throwing punches’!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of poetry? A road-em – a poem about roads!
- Why are bus drivers like cats? They’re always on the prowl for the next stop!
- What do you call a bus driver who likes to race? A speed demon – on break time only!
- Why did the bus driver start a rock band? He was used to being on ‘tour’!
- Why are bus drivers like mathematicians? They know all the angles of their routes!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite flower? A ‘rose’ – they love the ’rounds’ they make!
- Why did the bus driver join the circus? He wanted to ‘run away’ from his usual route!
- What do you call a bus driver who can play the guitar? A ‘rock and roll’ model!
- Why are bus drivers like secret agents? They have a ‘license to drive’!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite shellfish? A ‘bus’sel of crabs!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite TV show? “The Amazing Race” – except they’d drive calmly and carefully!
- Why do bus drivers make good dancers? They know how to ‘move’ the crowd!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of coffee? Espresso – it’s quick, like their stops!
- Why did the bus driver become a poet? He found beauty in the everyday ‘route’!
- Why do bus drivers love crossword puzzles? They enjoy finding the right ‘route’ to the answer!
- Why are bus drivers like firefighters? They both know how to use a ‘hose’!
- What do you call a bus driver who likes bird watching? A ‘fly and ride’ enthusiast!
- Why do bus drivers love yoga? They enjoy the ‘balance’ it brings to their route!
- Why did the bus driver become a brewer? He wanted to make ‘hop on, hop off’ ale!
- What do bus drivers and bakers have in common? They both make ‘dough’ from their daily rounds!
- Why did the bus driver become a historian? He was interested in the ‘route’ of all things!
- Why did the bus driver join a bowling league? He enjoyed ‘striking’ out on his own!
- Why are bus drivers like sailors? They both navigate using charts!
- What do you call a bus driver who can solve a Rubik’s cube? A ‘twist and turn’ expert!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of tea? ‘Chamomile’ – it helps them ‘steer’ clear of stress!
- Why are bus drivers like athletes? They’re always on the ‘run’!
- Why did the bus driver become a DJ? He loved ‘driving’ the crowd wild!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of cake? ‘Carrot’ – it helps them see the route clearly!
- Why did the bus driver start a vineyard? He loved the ‘twists and turns’ of the vines!
- Why are bus drivers like teachers? They both help you get where you need to go!
- Why did the bus driver learn to play the drums? He wanted to ‘beat’ the rush hour!
- Why are bus drivers like musicians? They both follow a ‘score’ – or route!
- Why do bus drivers love horoscopes? They’re always looking for the right ‘path’!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of bird? A ‘bus’tard – because it shares their name!
- What do you call a bus driver who can cook a gourmet meal? A ‘route’ Michelin star chef!
- Why did the bus driver become a carpenter? He was used to ‘routing’ out the best path!
- What do bus drivers and wine tasters have in common? They both appreciate a good ‘bouquet’ – or bus queue!
- Why are bus drivers like generals? They’re always strategizing the best route!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of cheese? ‘Swiss’ – it’s full of holes, like their route!
- Why do bus drivers love origami? It’s all about the right ‘folds’ – or turns!
- Why are bus drivers like postmen? They both deliver people to their destinations!
- Why did the bus driver become a geologist? He was interested in the ‘layers’ of the earth, like the layers of his route!
- Why are bus drivers like artists? They both see the beauty in everyday life!
- What’s a bus driver’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving – because they’re thankful for all their passengers!
- Why did the bus driver learn to play the trumpet? He loved to ‘blow his own horn’!