57+ brick puns
- I won’t try to wall you in with these puns, but some might leave you mortared.
- Have you heard about the brick who went to university? He’s now a mortar board!
- Why do bricks never go on vacation? Because they’re afraid of being fired.
- What is a brick’s favorite drink? Concre-tea!
- How does a brick show appreciation? By saying “cement much!”
- When the brick was late for work, his boss said, “You’re fired, kiln on time next!”
- My friend, a brick, is a standup guy. He always cracks me up.
- Did you hear about the bricklayer who tried to be a comedian? His jokes were a bit concrete.
- Have you heard about the brick that won an award? He’s now an a-cement-ed actor!
- What do bricks say when they want to settle an argument? Let’s not build a wall between us.
- Why don’t bricks play hide and seek? Because they always get walled in.
- Did you hear about the brick who became a baker? He makes some nice kiln-fired bread.
- What do you call a brick that likes to travel? A wander-wall.
- I told my brick friend a joke and he was floored.
- What’s a brick’s favorite music? Hard rock.
- The brick’s dream was to be a musician, but he couldn’t handle the pressure. It was too much to cement.
- What is a brick’s favorite movie? “Wall-e.”
- Why don’t bricks go to the beach? They hate getting stuck between a rock and a hard place.
- Why did the brick go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little mortar-fied.
- What’s a brick’s favorite exercise? Wall push-ups.
- Why did the brick go to the party? To get plastered!
- How do bricks communicate? They use con-crete language.
- What’s a brick’s favorite story? The Three Little Bricks.
- What’s a brick’s favorite animal? The wall-rus.
- How do you compliment a brick? Say it’s looking absolutely wall-derful!
- Did you hear about the brick who went to the gym? He was trying to get hard as a rock.
- What’s a brick’s favorite song? “We Will, We Will, Rock You.”
- Why did the brick join the choir? Because he had a solid base.
- What did the brick say to the wall? I feel a connection here.
- Did you hear about the brick who became a painter? His work was too abstract, everyone said it was too concrete.
- Why don’t bricks like electronic music? It’s too synthetic; they prefer something more organic, like rock.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of tree? A pine. Because it’s coniferous… get it, conifer-ous!
- What do you call a brick that’s a foodie? A gourmette.
- How does a brick propose? With a diamond cement-ring.
- What is a brick’s favorite time of day? Twi-light, when the walls glow.
- What’s a brick’s favorite holiday? Thanks-giving – it loves when people appreciate good foundation.
- How do bricks celebrate their birthdays? With a huge bash – they’re party animals, they love to raise the roof!
- What’s a brick’s favorite city? Wall Street.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of bread? A baguette, because it sounds like bag-a-brick!
- Why did the brick go on a diet? It felt a little heavy.
- How do bricks show their love? They cement their feelings with a hug.
- What’s a brick’s favorite weather? When it’s raining cats and dogs, because it makes mud – a brick’s best friend!
- What do you call a brick in space? An astro-nomical unit!
- Why did the brick stay home from work? It had a grout-y mood.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of shoes? Clogs, they are solid and reliable.
- Why did the brick refuse to play chess? It couldn’t handle the check-mates.
- How does a brick say goodbye? It waves a wall-et.
- What’s a brick’s favorite winter activity? Ice-bricking.
- How do bricks relax after a long day? With a good book in the fire-place.
- What do you call a brick that’s a good listener? A sound wall.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because it’s hard and fast.
- What do you call a brick in Hollywood? A movie star, because it’s always in the background.
- What’s a brick’s favorite dessert? Mud pie!
- How do bricks get ready for a night out? They put on their best stone-washed jeans.
- Why do bricks make bad secret keepers? They’re always spilling the con-crete details!
- What did the brick say to the tile? We’re on the same floor.
- Why did the brick go to school? To become well-rounded.
- How do bricks stay fit? By doing wall-ups.
- What’s a brick’s favorite dance move? The wall-tz.
- Why did the brick become a farmer? It wanted to raise barns.
- Why do bricks dislike rain? It makes them feel soggy.
- How do you cheer up a brick? Give it a pat on the back, or should I say, a pat on the brick?
- What is a brick’s favorite instrument? The rock and roll drums.
- What’s a brick’s favorite color? Brick red, of course!
- What’s a brick’s favorite card game? Poker, they love a good bluff.
- Why did the brick become a writer? It wanted to construct narratives.
- How do bricks get promoted? They work their way up the wall.
- What’s a brick’s favorite number? Eight, because it’s as solid as a brick.
- Why did the brick go to the disco? To break it down on the dance floor.
- What’s a brick’s favorite cartoon character? The Thing from Fantastic Four, because he’s also made from rocks.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of pants? Stone-washed denim.
- Why did the brick go to the bar? To get a little plastered.
- What’s a brick’s favorite kind of cake? Marble cake.
- How does a brick sign its letters? “Yours, in solid-arity.”
- Why do bricks hate math? They can’t figure out the square roots.
- Why did the brick go to the casino? To hit the jack-pot.
- What’s a brick’s favorite fruit? Peaches, because they’re stone fruits.
- Why did the brick become a detective? It was good at getting to the bottom of things.
- Why did the brick become a dentist? To fix cavity walls.
- What’s a brick’s favorite flower? The rockrose.
- Why did the brick break up with his girlfriend? They were having foundation issues.
- What’s a brick’s favorite constellation? The Great Wall (of China).
- Why did the brick become a banker? He knew how to balance the blocks.
- How do you make a brick laugh? Tell it a block-buster joke.
- Why did the brick become a photographer? To capture life’s hard moments.
- Why did the brick go to the spa? To become a polished stone.
- What’s a brick’s favorite sport? Wall-climbing.
- What’s a brick’s favorite fast food? Rocky road ice cream.
- Why did the brick become an architect? To create solid designs.
- What’s a brick’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bad. They love drama!
- Why did the brick go to the music festival? To rock out.
- What’s a brick’s favorite superhero? The Thing, he’s as tough as a brick.
- Why did the brick join a band? To rock and roll.
- What’s a brick’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Humpty Dumpty,” because it’s about a wall.
- How do bricks enjoy a sunny day? By basking in the sun, they love to sunbake.
- What’s a brick’s favorite game? Minecraft, because they can build anything.
- Why did the brick go to therapy? It felt too blocked up.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of jokes? Dry humor, like the desert they come from.
- Why did the brick join the army? It wanted to be a part of the infantry.
- What’s a brick’s favorite book? “The Great Wall of China.”
- Why did the brick become a philosopher? To ponder life’s hard questions.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of coffee? Espresso, because it’s strong and rich.
- Why did the brick become a journalist? It knew how to break stories.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of pizza? Margherita, because it’s simple and solid.
- Why did the brick start a business? To build a financial foundation.
- What’s a brick’s favorite toy? LEGO, because they can build things.
- Why did the brick become a teacher? To shape young minds.
- What’s a brick’s favorite candy? Rock candy.
- Why did the brick go to the gym? To strengthen its core.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of bird? The rock pigeon.
- Why did the brick become a chef? To cook up solid meals.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of tea? Rock tea, for its strong flavor.
- Why did the brick become a gardener? To plant solid roots.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of cheese? Cheddar, because it’s firm and tangy.
- Why did the brick become a DJ? To lay down some solid beats.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of tree? The rock elm.
- Why did the brick become a poet? To write solid verses.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of pie? Key lime pie, because it’s tart and firm.
- Why did the brick become a fashion designer? To create rock-solid designs.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of soup? Stone soup.
- Why did the brick become a pilot? To touch the sky.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of fish? The stonefish.
- Why did the brick become a doctor? To mend broken hearts.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of bread? Stone-baked bread.
- Why did the brick become a lawyer? To build solid cases.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of pasta? Rigatoni, because it’s sturdy.
- Why did the brick become a sailor? To rock the boat.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of meat? Steak, because it’s firm and juicy.
- Why did the brick become an astronaut? To reach for the stars.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of cake? Pound cake, because it’s dense.
- Why did the brick become a plumber? To mend the leaks.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of cookies? Gingersnaps, because they’re crunchy.
- Why did the brick become an engineer? To design solid structures.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of chocolate? Dark chocolate, because it’s strong.
- Why did the brick become a writer? To construct a narrative.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of wine? Cabernet Sauvignon, because it’s full-bodied.
- Why did the brick become a firefighter? To save people from the heat.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of dog? The Rockweiler.
- Why did the brick become a programmer? To solve complex problems.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of salad? Cobb salad, because it’s hearty.
- Why did the brick become a chemist? To study hard matter.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of insect? The stonefly.
- Why did the brick become a banker? To safeguard valuables.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of sandwich? Meatball sub, because it’s filling.
- Why did the brick become a hairdresser? To make solid cuts.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of nut? Almonds, because they’re hard.
- Why did the brick become a vet? To mend broken paws.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of sauce? Alfredo, because it’s thick.
- Why did the brick become an archaeologist? To dig into the past.
- What’s a brick’s favorite type of car? A rock-hard Rolls-Royce.