150 breathing jokes

  1. Why don’t lungs ever lose at poker? Because they always know when to hold their breath!
  2. Why was the air particle so bad at keeping secrets? Because it was always going in one nose and out the other!
  3. What do you call a pulmonary specialist who can play the drums? A beathboxer.
  4. Why did the lung break up with the heart? It was tired of being taken for gasped.
  5. Why did the nose break up with the mouth? It was tired of all the hot air.
  6. Why did the lung go to the gym? It wanted to get some fresh air reps.
  7. How do you know if an air particle is rich? If it’s a billionaire.
  8. What did the lung say to the smoker? You’re taking my breath away, and not in a good way!
  9. What do you call a pessimistic lung? A breath half empty.
  10. Why did the air date the wind? It heard it’s a big fan of circulation.
  11. Why did the diaphragm get an award? It always takes a stand in every breath taken.
  12. Why did the lung go to the spa? It needed a breather.
  13. Why don’t air particles like gossip? They prefer to be exhaled rather than inhaled.
  14. Why don’t lungs use social media? They’re too busy working on their respiratory status.
  15. What’s a lung’s favorite exercise? Lunges, for good deep breaths.
  16. Why did the lung join the choir? It had a great air for music.
  17. Why don’t noses go to parties? They’re afraid they’ll get picked.
  18. Why did the lung get promoted? It showed great capacity.
  19. How does a lung confess its love? It whispers, “You take my breath away.”
  20. What did the lung say to the throat? “I’ve got your back, and your front.”
  21. Why did the nose never lose at hide and seek? Because it always knows where to scent.
  22. What do you call an overworked lung? Out of breath.
  23. Why did the air join the circus? It wanted to be a part of the high flying trapeze act.
  24. What did the right lung say to the left lung? “You complete me.”
  25. What’s a lung’s favorite movie? The Breathfast Club.
  26. Why did the lung go to therapy? It had a lot of stuff it needed to exhale.
  27. What did the bronchial tube say to the lung? “You’ve got a lot of nerve!”
  28. Why are lungs bad at hide and seek? Because you can always hear them breathing.
  29. Why was the lung a terrible artist? It couldn’t draw breath.
  30. What did the lung say to the ribcage? “Thanks for the support!”
  31. Why was the air molecule a bad dancer? It always stepped on its partner’s toes.
  32. Why did the lung make a good detective? It could always sense when something was in the air.
  33. What’s a lung’s favorite song? Every breath you take.
  34. Why did the lung go to school? It wanted to learn about the elements, especially Oxygen.
  35. What did the lung say after running a marathon? “I’m winded.”
  36. Why did the lung bring a map to the party? It wanted to break the ice with some fresh air-eas.
  37. What do you call an air molecule that’s just moved into town? A fresh breeze.
  38. What did the oxygen say to the carbon dioxide? “I find you exhale-arating.”
  39. What’s a lung’s favorite subject in school? His-tory.
  40. Why did the lung go on a diet? It wanted to lose some air weight.
  41. How do lungs like their tea? Brea-thly steeped.
  42. Why did the nose apply for a job? It wanted to pick up some extra scent.
  43. What did the lung say to the diaphragm? “Without you, I’m nothing.”
  44. What do you call an over-reactive air molecule? A drama queen.
  45. Why did the lung cross the road? It was chasing the wind.
  46. What did the oxygen molecule say to the hydrogen molecule? “I’m drawn to you.”
  47. What did the lung say when it got a compliment? “You’re too kind, I’m just full of air.”
  48. What’s a lung’s favorite type of music? Something that takes their breath away.
  49. Why did the lung refuse to play hide and seek? It couldn’t handle the suspense.
  50. What’s a lung’s favorite type of car? A convertible for that fresh air feeling.
  51. Why did the lung go to a comedy show? It wanted to have a hearty laugh.
  52. Why was the nose so good at math? It always knew how to count scents.
  53. Why did the lung go on vacation? It wanted some fresh air and scenery.
  54. What do lungs say at the end of yoga? Namast-air!
  55. What did the lung say when it got scared? “You nearly scared the breath out of me.”
  56. Why was the lung always stressed? It could never catch its breath.
  57. Why did the air particle go to the bank? To make a breeze-ness transaction.
  58. Why did the lung go to the opera? It loved the high notes.
  59. What’s a lung’s favorite type of dog? A pug, for the snorting.
  60. Why was the lung always honest? It couldn’t hold its breath.
  61. What did the lung say when it got offended? “Well, that was a breath of fresh scare.”
  62. What’s a lung’s favorite color? Airy blue.
  63. Why did the lung start a bakery? It wanted to roll in the dough.
  64. Why did the lung go to the beach? It heard the sea breeze was refreshing.
  65. What’s a lung’s favorite type of bread? A breath roll.
  66. Why did the lung start gardening? It wanted to plant a seed of change.
  67. What do you call an air particle’s best friend? Its bro-molecule.
  68. What did the lung say when it got sick? “I can’t breathe-eze!”
  69. Why did the lung go to a rap battle? It knew how to spit fire.
  70. Why was the lung a good musician? It always knew when to take a breath.
  71. What did the lung say to the heart after a long day? “Let’s catch our breath.”
  72. Why did the lung join the debate team? It knew how to take a stance.
  73. Why did the lung go to the museum? It wanted to take in some culture.
  74. What’s a lung’s favorite type of humor? Breath-taking puns.
  75. Why was the lung so popular at parties? It was the life of the brea-thy.
  76. What did the lung say when it saw a good looking air particle? “You are a breath of fresh air.”
  77. Why did the lung go to the circus? It loved the air of excitement.
  78. What do you call a lung that’s a great leader? Inspiring.
  79. What did the lung say to the heart when they had an argument? “Don’t lose your breath over it.”
  80. What’s a lung’s favorite type of book? An air-raising thriller.
  81. Why did the lung get into politics? It wanted to serve its country.
  82. Why did the lung go to the bar? It needed to let off some steam.
  83. What’s a lung’s favorite type of game? Hide and seek, because it loves the suspense of holding its breath.
  84. Why was the lung always fit? It exercised regularly.
  85. Why did the lung go to the library? It wanted to check out some fresh reads.
  86. What did the lung say to the brain? “Without me, you’d be out of air.”
  87. Why was the lung a great teammate? It always supported others.
  88. What did the lung say to the diaphragm after a long day? “We need to take a breather.”
  89. Why was the lung always fair? It took things in good stride.
  90. What did the lung say when it saw a cute puppy? “You’re so cute, you take my breath away.”
  91. Why did the lung get into sports? It loved the thrill of the chase.
  92. Why did the lung go to the casino? It wanted to take a gamble.
  93. What’s a lung’s favorite type of fruit? Air-anges.
  94. Why did the lung get a pet bird? It loved its chirpy nature.
  95. Why was the lung a great public speaker? It knew how to hold its breath at the right moments.
  96. What did the lung say to the oxygen molecule? “You’re a breath of fresh air.”
  97. Why was the lung always optimistic? It always saw the glass half full.
  98. What did the lung say to the wind? “You blow me away.”
  99. Why did the lung go to the concert? It loved the atmosphere.
  100. What did the lung say when it got angry? “You’re making me lose my breath.”
  101. Why was the lung always calm? It knew how to take deep breaths.
  102. Why did the lung get a pet fish? It loved watching them swim.
  103. What did the lung say to the smoker? “You’re smothering me.”
  104. Why did the lung love comedy shows? It loved laughing out loud.
  105. What did the lung say to the nervous system? “Just breathe.”
  106. Why did the lung become a teacher? It wanted to inspire others.
  107. Why did the lung start a blog? It wanted to air its views.
  108. What did the lung say when it saw a beautiful sunset? “That takes my breath away.”
  109. Why was the lung always tired? It had to work round the clock.
  110. What did the lung say to the stomach? “I’ve got you covered.”
  111. Why did the lung go to the football game? It loved the air of competition.
  112. Why did the lung start painting? It wanted to create breath-taking art.
  113. What did the lung say to the rib cage? “You always protect me.”
  114. Why did the lung get into acting? It loved the drama.
  115. What did the lung say when it was surprised? “That took my breath away.”
  116. Why did the lung love traveling? It loved exploring new places.
  117. Why did the lung go to the coffee shop? It needed a pick-me-up.
  118. What did the lung say to the heart? “We’re in this together.”
  119. Why did the lung love Christmas? It loved the festive air.
  120. What did the lung say when it was sad? “I feel deflated.”
  121. Why did the lung go to the amusement park? It loved the thrilling rides.
  122. Why did the lung start writing? It wanted to create breath-taking stories.
  123. What did the lung say to the muscles? “I’ll always support you.”
  124. Why did the lung go to the zoo? It loved watching the animals.
  125. What did the lung say when it was scared? “That took my breath away.”
  126. Why did the lung go to the park? It loved the fresh air.
  127. Why did the lung become a chef? It loved creating breath-taking dishes.
  128. What did the lung say to the trachea? “You always help me breathe.”
  129. Why did the lung love rainy days? It loved the fresh air.
  130. What did the lung say when it was confused? “I’m lost for breath.”
  131. Why did the lung love sunrises? It loved the fresh start to the day.
  132. Why did the lung go to the gym? It loved staying fit.
  133. What did the lung say to the esophagus? “You always help me swallow.”
  134. Why did the lung love summer? It loved the warm air.
  135. What did the lung say when it was in love? “You take my breath away.”
  136. Why did the lung love camping? It loved the fresh air in the woods.
  137. Why did the lung become a firefighter? It wanted to save lives.
  138. What did the lung say when it was excited? “I’m gasping with anticipation.”
  139. Why did the lung go to the farm? It loved the countryside air.
  140. What did the lung say to the blood vessels? “You’re my lifeline.”
  141. Why did the lung love reading? It loved breath-taking stories.
  142. Why did the lung go to the ocean? It loved the sea breeze.
  143. What did the lung say when it was tired? “I’m out of breath.”
  144. Why did the lung love spring? It loved the fresh blooms.
  145. What did the lung say when it was happy? “I’m full of life.”
  146. Why did the lung love hiking? It loved the mountain air.
  147. What did the lung say to the bronchus? “You’re my airway.”
  148. Why did the lung love winter? It loved the cool air.
  149. What did the lung say when it was amazed? “You’re breath-taking.”
  150. Why did the lung love parties? It loved the lively atmosphere.

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