150 best friendship jokes
- Why don’t friends make good chefs? Because they always spill the beans.
- What’s the most loyal part of a friend? Their back, because they always have yours.
- Why did the two friends bring a ladder to the bar? Because they wanted to take their friendship to the next level.
- Why don’t friends like playing hide and seek? They always find themselves in each other’s business.
- What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall over if you hit them multiple times with an axe. (Please don’t try this at home!)
- Why do friends make terrible secret agents? They can’t keep anything under cover.
- Why are friends like elevators? Sometimes they bring you up, sometimes they let you down, but they usually come with buttons you shouldn’t press.
- Why did the two friends study in the library? Because they were book-ing up on their friendship.
- What kind of shoes do friends wear? They wear each other’s shoes because they’re always in each other’s shoes.
- What do you call a friend who’s an author? A com-pen-ion.
- Why don’t friends make good electricians? Because they’re always shocked at each other’s behavior.
- Why do friends make the worst detectives? They always let each other off the hook.
- Why did the two friends go to the bakery together? Because they knead each other.
- What’s a friend’s favorite piece of furniture? The mirror because they always reflect on each other.
- What kind of keys can’t open locks but can open friendships? Mon-keys.
- Why did the two friends go camping? They wanted to be in-tents friends.
- Why are friends like clouds? When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
- What do you call a friend who loves gardening? A bud-dy.
- Why do friends make bad musicians? They’re always playing second fiddle to each other.
- Why did the two friends bring a map to the party? They wanted to be on the same page.
- Why don’t friends like mathematics? They can’t count on each other.
- What do you call a friend who helps you in Chemistry? A lab buddy.
- Why do friends make terrible librarians? They can’t keep their voices down.
- Why do friends never play chess? Because no one wants to be the pawn.
- What do friends and stars have in common? They light up your life but they’re really hot if you get too close.
- What kind of cars do friends drive? Best-Friend-zinis.
- Why did the two friends start a band? Because they wanted to make some noise together.
- Why are friends like balloons? You have to blow them up to have a good time.
- What do you call a friend who’s an expert on dinosaurs? A friend-o-saurus.
- Why did the friend bring a ruler to the party? To measure their friendship.
- What do friends and snowflakes have in common? They’re all unique, and you miss them when they melt away.
- What do you call a friend who can sing? A harmony buddy.
- Why did the friends ride a roller coaster together? Because their friendship has ups and downs.
- Why did the two friends open a bakery? They wanted to roll in the dough together.
- What do friends and memories have in common? They’re both unforgettable… usually.
- Why did the friend bring a pencil to the lunch meeting? To draw a line between friendship and business.
- What do friends and books have in common? You can always close them, but you can’t forget their story.
- What do friends and comets have in common? You always wish upon them.
- What do you call a friend who never lies? A truth buddy.
- Why did the two friends go to the concert? They wanted to be in sync.
- What do friends and WiFi have in common? The connection is always stronger when you’re closer.
- Why are friends like cell phones? They’re always roaming around.
- What do you call a friend who loves shopping? A spend buddy.
- What do friends and computers have in common? They have lots of memory but still can’t remember your birthday.
- What do you call a friend who’s good at jokes? A pun buddy.
- Why do friends make the worst soccer players? They always miss their goals.
- What do friends and batteries have in common? They’re either positive or negative, but they always get charged up.
- Why did the friends go to the art museum? They wanted to frame their friendship.
- What do you call a friend who loves coffee? A brew buddy.
- Why did the two friends get a pet together? Because they wanted a companion.
- Why did the friend bring a compass to the meeting? They wanted to point their friendship in the right direction.
- What do friends and dogs have in common? They’re always wagging their tails, and sometimes they bark.
- What do you call a friend who’s a mechanic? A gear buddy.
- Why do friends make the worst magicians? They always reveal their tricks.
- What do friends and traffic signals have in common? They tell you when to stop and when to go.
- What do you call a friend who’s into fashion? A trend buddy.
- Why did the two friends go to the gym? They wanted to work on their bond.
- Why are friends like cars? Sometimes they need a jumpstart.
- What do friends and rainbows have in common? They brighten your day after a storm.
- What do you call a friend who’s a baker? A dough buddy.
- Why did the friends ride a ferris wheel? Because they wanted to see their friendship from a higher perspective.
- Why are friends like parrots? They mimic your actions and sometimes they squawk too much.
- What do you call a friend who loves playing cards? A deal buddy.
- Why do friends make terrible doctors? They can’t keep a straight face during a checkup.
- What do friends and radios have in common? They play your favorite songs but also a lot of noise.
- What do you call a friend who’s an artist? A draw buddy.
- Why did the two friends go to the dance class? They wanted to move in sync.
- Why are friends like clocks? They only work when they have batteries.
- What do friends and candles have in common? They light up your life, but they’re a fire hazard.
- What do you call a friend who’s into gym? A flex buddy.
- Why did the friends go on a road trip? They wanted to steer their friendship in the right direction.
- Why are friends like pasta? They stick together when things get heated.
- What do you call a friend who loves wildlife? A fauna buddy.
- Why do friends make terrible pilots? They always wing it.
- What do friends and cameras have in common? They capture your best moments and the embarrassing ones too.
- What do you call a friend who’s a musician? A tune buddy.
- Why did the two friends start a business? They wanted to cash in on their friendship.
- Why are friends like wine? They get better with age, but too much can give you a headache.
- What do friends and mirrors have in common? They reflect your image, but they can’t tell your thoughts.
- What do you call a friend who loves space? An astro buddy.
- Why did the friends go to the amusement park? They wanted to ride the roller coaster of friendship.
- Why are friends like clothes? They make you look good but they need to be changed sometimes.
- What do you call a friend who loves cooking? A cuisine buddy.
- Why do friends make terrible sailors? They always drift apart.
- What do friends and sunsets have in common? They’re beautiful, but they disappear too quickly.
- What do you call a friend who’s into photography? A snap buddy.
- Why did the two friends go hiking? They wanted to peak in their friendship.
- Why are friends like seasons? They change often, but each one is special in its own way.
- What do you call a friend who’s into movies? A cine buddy.
- Why do friends make terrible teachers? They let you cheat off their papers.
- What do friends and flowers have in common? They brighten your day, but they wilt when neglected.
- What do you call a friend who’s a writer? A prose buddy.
- Why did the friends start a gardening project? They wanted to plant the seeds of friendship.
- Why are friends like smartphones? They’re useful, but they’re always out of battery when you need them the most.
- What do you call a friend who’s into fitness? A fit buddy.
- Why did the two friends go to the cinema? They wanted to frame their friendship in action.
- What do friends and calculators have in common? They help you solve problems but they malfunction sometimes.
- What do you call a friend who’s a comedian? A laugh buddy.
- Why did the friends start a band? They wanted to strike a chord in their friendship.
- Why are friends like glue? They stick together, but they leave a mess.
- What do you call a friend who’s a DJ? A spin buddy.
- Why did the two friends go to the zoo? They wanted to unleash their wild side.
- What do friends and roller coasters have in common? They’re thrilling, but they make you scream.
- What do you call a friend who’s a dancer? A step buddy.
- Why did the friends go on a picnic? They wanted to sandwich their friendship with good vibes.
- Why are friends like puzzles? They’re fun to play with, but they’re hard to figure out.
- What do you call a friend who’s into chess? A checkmate buddy.
- Why did the friends go skydiving? They wanted to fall for their friendship.
- What do friends and flashlights have in common? They help you see in the dark but they fade out eventually.
- What do you call a friend who loves the beach? A wave buddy.
- Why did the friends join a gym? They wanted to weight for their friendship to get stronger.
- What do friends and Christmas lights have in common? They twinkle in your life but they get tangled a lot.
- What do you call a friend who’s a painter? A color buddy.
- Why did the two friends start a podcast? They wanted to broadcast their friendship.
- Why are friends like shoes? They’re comfortable, but they wear out.
- What do you call a friend who’s a doctor? A med buddy.
- Why did the friends join a choir? They wanted to note their friendship.
- What do friends and desserts have in common? They’re sweet, but too much of them can give you a stomach ache.
- What do you call a friend who’s a pilot? A flight buddy.
- Why did the friends go on a cruise? They wanted to sail their friendship.
- Why are friends like kites? They soar high, but they need a string to keep them grounded.
- What do you call a friend who’s into cars? A speed buddy.
- Why did the friends join a yoga class? They wanted to stretch their friendship.
- What do friends and credit cards have in common? They’re handy, but they get maxed out sometimes.
- What do you call a friend who’s a lawyer? A law buddy.
- Why did the friends start a book club? They wanted to page through their friendship.
- Why are friends like alarms? They wake you up, but they’re annoying at times.
- What do you call a friend who loves to travel? A trip buddy.
- Why did the friends go bowling? They wanted to strike a balance in their friendship.
- What do friends and umbrellas have in common? They shield you, but they flip inside out in strong winds.
- What do you call a friend who’s a singer? A melody buddy.
- Why did the friends go scuba diving? They wanted to dive deep into their friendship.
- Why are friends like glasses? They help you see clearly, but they get dirty often.
- What do you call a friend who’s into sports? A game buddy.
- Why did the friends go bungee jumping? They wanted to bounce back in their friendship.
- What do friends and music have in common? They’re soothing, but they can be loud and annoying sometimes.
- What do you call a friend who’s into baking? A cake buddy.
- Why did the friends go bird watching? They wanted to tweet about their friendship.
- Why are friends like books? They’re full of stories, but they can be boring sometimes.
- What do you call a friend who’s a movie director? A reel buddy.
- Why did the friends go ice-skating? They wanted to slide through their friendship.
- What do friends and air conditioners have in common? They keep you cool, but they break down sometimes.
- What do you call a friend who’s into fishing? A hook buddy.
- Why did the friends go horse riding? They wanted to saddle up their friendship.
- Why are friends like paintings? They’re colorful, but they can be messy.
- What do you call a friend who’s into hiking? A trail buddy.
- Why did the friends go rock climbing? They wanted to climb the ladder of their friendship.
- What do friends and oceans have in common? They’re deep, but they’re full of unseen creatures.
- What do you call a friend who’s into coding? A tech buddy.
- Why did the friends go to a comedy show? They wanted to laugh their way through friendship.