57+ bad breath jokes

  1. Why did the vampire avoid the man with bad breath? He had a garlic-hating condition!
  2. Did you hear about the man with bad breath? He could clear a chat room!
  3. What do you call a dragon with bad breath? Death by morning breath!
  4. Why didn’t the secret agent talk to his partner? He was under cover… from his bad breath!
  5. Why did the cookie go to the dentist? Because of its “ginger-vitis”!
  6. How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Tell him about your friend with halitosis!
  7. Why did the iPhone get a job at the dentist? To deal with Bluetooth problems!
  8. Why did the man with bad breath break up with his girlfriend? She said she needed some “fresh air”!
  9. What did the gum say to the shoe? You think you’ve got sole? I’ve got fresh mint!
  10. Why did the bad breath go to school? To get a bit of class!
  11. Why did the book join the toothpaste? It wanted to help with the novel-ty breath!
  12. What do you call a scientist with bad breath? A fume-ist!
  13. What’s the difference between bad breath and a broken clock? Even a broken clock is right twice a day!
  14. What does a dentist call his X-rays? Tooth pics!
  15. Why did the onion go to the dentist? Because it had a bad layer of breath!
  16. What do you call a bear with bad breath? A grrr-izzly situation!
  17. Why was the dentist good at baseball? He knew the drill!
  18. Why do people with bad breath never play hide and seek? Because they always get found out!
  19. How can you tell if a vampire has bad breath? When your neck smells worse after he leaves!
  20. What did the bad breath say to the perfume? You make scents!
  21. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing and bad breath!
  22. What did the soda say to the bad breath? Stop being so soda-pressing!
  23. Why did the archaeologist go to the dentist? Because he had a terrible mummy breath!
  24. Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste? It couldn’t handle the mint-condition!
  25. What do you call bad breath that won’t go away? Permanent ex-halitosis!
  26. What do you call a spy with bad breath? Agent 00Odor!
  27. Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knows the drill!
  28. What do you call a lion with bad breath? A roaring problem!
  29. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged by bad breath!
  30. What do you call an elf who sings about dental hygiene? Elf-is Fresh-ley!
  31. Why did the tree go to the dentist? It had a bad root!
  32. Why do people with bad breath always know the weather? Because they always have a little fog around them!
  33. How can you tell if a witch has bad breath? She only casts “smell” spells!
  34. Why did the artist bring his paintbrush to the dentist? Because he had a terrible stroke of bad breath!
  35. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing, like bad breath!
  36. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing and then smelled bad breath!
  37. What did the bad breath say to the tic tac? Let’s make this a mint to remember!
  38. Why did the dentist become a gardener? He was great at root canals!
  39. Why did the ghost go to the dentist? To improve his “boo-th” hygiene!
  40. Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a byte problem!
  41. Why did the bad breath go to the comedy club? It wanted to become a stand-up smell!
  42. Why did the musician go to the dentist? He had a bad case of trumpet breath!
  43. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself!
  44. What do you call a fast runner with bad breath? A rapid stinker!
  45. Why don’t bad breath and secrets mix? Because even the walls want to get away!
  46. Why did the astronaut bring a toothbrush to space? Because he heard about the astronaut with bad breath!
  47. What do you call a caveman with bad breath? An ancestor with a “past-scent”!
  48. Why did the dentist go to the bank? He wanted to check his fillings!
  49. What did the popcorn say to bad breath? You butter not come any closer!
  50. Why did the cowboy bring his toothbrush to the rodeo? He heard about the bucking bronco’s bad breath!
  51. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog… or a bad breath one!
  52. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis!
  53. Why do people with bad breath never get lost? They always leave a scent trail!
  54. Why did the math book go to the dentist? Because it had too many problems… and bad breath!
  55. What do you call a Jedi with bad breath? Darth Vaper!
  56. Why did the tennis player go to the dentist? Because he had a bad serve and worse breath!
  57. Why did the fire go to the dentist? It had a severe case of heartburn and bad breath!
  58. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby and had sweet breath!
  59. What did the bad breath say to the wind? Blow me away!
  60. Why did the clock go to the dentist? It had a terrible “tick” in its breath!
  61. Why did the lawyer go to the dentist? He had a bad case of legal breath!
  62. Why did the musician bring his trumpet to the dentist? He had a bad case of brass breath!
  63. Why did the calendar go to the dentist? It had a bad date with bad breath!
  64. Why did the chess player go to the dentist? Because he had a terrible “check-mate” breath!
  65. Why did the superhero go to the dentist? He had a bad case of “super” breath!
  66. What did the bad breath say to the bell? Ring a stink!
  67. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired… and it smelled bad breath!
  68. What do you call a dinosaur with bad breath? A Tyranno-saurus reeks!
  69. What’s the difference between a piano and bad breath? You can tune a piano!
  70. What did the football player say to the bad breath? You need to “pass” on that!
  71. Why did the scarecrow become a dentist? Because he was outstanding in his “floss-field”!
  72. Why did the dentist bring his surfboard? He was looking to catch the perfect “crown wave”!
  73. Why did the mummy go to the dentist? It had a terrible case of tomb breath!
  74. What do you call an owl with bad breath? A bird who-who stinks!
  75. What did the bad breath say to the elevator? Going down… to the dentist!
  76. Why did the scarecrow go to the dentist? Because he had hay breath!
  77. Why did the golf player go to the dentist? Because he had a hole in one… tooth!
  78. Why did the snowman go to the dentist? Because he had frost breath!
  79. Why did the librarian go to the dentist? Because she had a case of book breath!
  80. Why did the baker go to the dentist? Because he had a case of yeast breath!
  81. Why did the fish go to the dentist? Because he had sea breath!
  82. Why did the mailman go to the dentist? Because he had a case of letter breath!
  83. What do you call a pirate with bad breath? A P.U.-rate!
  84. Why did the magician go to the dentist? Because he had a case of trick breath!
  85. Why did the farmer go to the dentist? Because he had barn breath!
  86. Why did the bird go to the dentist? Because he had a case of tweet breath!
  87. Why did the banker go to the dentist? Because he had a case of money breath!
  88. Why did the alien go to the dentist? Because he had a case of space breath!
  89. Why did the soldier go to the dentist? Because he had a case of war breath!
  90. Why did the chef go to the dentist? Because he had a case of garlic breath!
  91. Why did the miner go to the dentist? Because he had a case of coal breath!
  92. Why did the circus clown go to the dentist? Because he had a case of funny breath!
  93. Why did the pizza maker go to the dentist? Because he had a case of cheese breath!
  94. Why did the car salesman go to the dentist? Because he had a case of exhaust breath!
  95. Why did the beekeeper go to the dentist? Because he had a case of honey breath!
  96. Why did the gardener go to the dentist? Because he had a case of flower breath!
  97. Why did the hairdresser go to the dentist? Because he had a case of hairspray breath!
  98. Why did the baker’s wife go to the dentist? Because she had a case of dough breath!
  99. Why did the balloonist go to the dentist? Because he had a case of hot air breath!
  100. Why did the DJ go to the dentist? Because he had a case of funky breath!
  101. Why did the janitor go to the dentist? Because he had a case of dusty breath!
  102. Why did the taxi driver go to the dentist? Because he had a case of diesel breath!
  103. Why did the ghost hunter go to the dentist? Because he had a case of ectoplasm breath!
  104. Why did the painter go to the dentist? Because he had a case of turpentine breath!
  105. Why did the tailor go to the dentist? Because he had a case of thread breath!
  106. Why did the teacher go to the dentist? Because she had a case of chalk breath!
  107. Why did the writer go to the dentist? Because he had a case of ink breath!
  108. Why did the detective go to the dentist? Because he had a case of mystery breath!
  109. Why did the vet go to the dentist? Because he had a case of dog breath!
  110. Why did the scientist go to the dentist? Because he had a case of lab breath!
  111. Why did the butcher go to the dentist? Because he had a case of meat breath!
  112. Why did the astronaut go to the dentist? Because he had a case of rocket breath!
  113. Why did the blacksmith go to the dentist? Because he had a case of metal breath!
  114. Why did the bartender go to the dentist? Because he had a case of whiskey breath!
  115. Why did the candle maker go to the dentist? Because he had a case of wax breath!
  116. Why did the news reporter go to the dentist? Because he had a case of newsprint breath!
  117. Why did the firefighter go to the dentist? Because he had a case of smoke breath!
  118. Why did the photographer go to the dentist? Because he had a case of film breath!
  119. Why did the electrician go to the dentist? Because he had a case of wire breath!
  120. Why did the footballer go to the dentist? Because he had a case of field breath!
  121. Why did the cat lover go to the dentist? Because she had a case of fish breath!
  122. Why did the dancer go to the dentist? Because she had a case of sweat breath!
  123. Why did the lifeguard go to the dentist? Because he had a case of chlorine breath!
  124. Why did the plumber go to the dentist? Because he had a case of pipe breath!
  125. Why did the mechanic go to the dentist? Because he had a case of oil breath!
  126. Why did the race car driver go to the dentist? Because he had a case of rubber breath!
  127. Why did the sailor go to the dentist? Because he had a case of sea salt breath!
  128. Why did the skydiver go to the dentist? Because he had a case of wind breath!
  129. Why did the pilot go to the dentist? Because he had a case of jet fuel breath!
  130. Why did the zookeeper go to the dentist? Because he had a case of monkey breath!
  131. Why did the candy maker go to the dentist? Because he had a case of sugar breath!
  132. Why did the jeweler go to the dentist? Because he had a case of gem breath!
  133. Why did the fitness instructor go to the dentist? Because he had a case of sweat breath!
  134. Why did the mountain climber go to the dentist? Because he had a case of altitude breath!
  135. Why did the hunter go to the dentist? Because he had a case of deer breath!
  136. Why did the florist go to the dentist? Because she had a case of pollen breath!
  137. Why did the magician’s assistant go to the dentist? Because she had a case of magic breath!
  138. Why did the videographer go to the dentist? Because he had a case of film breath!
  139. Why did the historian go to the dentist? Because he had a case of old book breath!
  140. Why did the carpet cleaner go to the dentist? Because he had a case of dust breath!
  141. Why did the miller go to the dentist? Because he had a case of grain breath!
  142. Why did the watchmaker go to the dentist? Because he had a case of gear breath!
  143. Why did the fishmonger go to the dentist? Because he had a case of fish breath!
  144. Why did the lumberjack go to the dentist? Because he had a case of wood breath!
  145. Why did the ice cream seller go to the dentist? Because he had a case of sweet breath!
  146. Why did the wine taster go to the dentist? Because he had a case of grape breath!
  147. Why did the antique dealer go to the dentist? Because he had a case of old age breath!
  148. Why did the toy maker go to the dentist? Because he had a case of plastic breath!
  149. Why did the archaeologist go to the dentist? Because he had a case of ancient breath!

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