57+ anthropology jokes

  1. Why don’t anthropologists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always leaving artifacts behind!
  2. Why did the anthropologist go to the party? To study the ‘wild life’!
  3. Why did the anthropologist bring a trowel to the dinner party? He heard there would be some groundbreaking discoveries!
  4. What did the anthropologist say to the archaeologist? “You dig, I’ll write.”
  5. What do you call an anthropologist who never takes notes? A forget-me-naut.
  6. Why did the anthropologist always carry a notebook? To keep the history of their thoughts intact.
  7. Why did the anthropologist go broke? Because he kept giving away his cents (sense)!
  8. Why was the anthropologist good at poker? He could read everyone’s culture tells!
  9. Why did the anthropologist refuse to play chess? Because he was tired of civilization’s games.
  10. Why did the anthropologist go to the bakery? To study the doughminant culture.
  11. What is an anthropologist’s favorite type of music? Tribe-al beats.
  12. How do anthropologists like their coffee? Groundbreaking.
  13. Why did the anthropologist always carry a ladder? To reach new heights in his fieldwork.
  14. What do you call an anthropologist who loves art? A Sketchologist.
  15. What did the anthropologist wear to the winter party? A culture scarf.
  16. How do you know if an anthropologist is mad at you? They start studying you like a subject!
  17. Why do anthropologists make terrible secret agents? They leave artifacts everywhere they go!
  18. Why did the anthropologist have a hard time keeping a secret? They’re too used to revealing hidden truths.
  19. What’s an anthropologist’s favorite type of workout? Culture-lifting.
  20. What is an anthropologist’s favorite cheese? Culture-d cheese.
  21. Why are anthropologists bad at hide and seek? They always leave trace evidence.
  22. How do anthropologists organize their parties? According to social stratification.
  23. Why did the anthropologist carry a notebook to the gym? He was studying the ‘workout culture’.
  24. Why don’t anthropologists play football? Too much contact, not enough culture.
  25. How does an anthropologist break up with someone? “I need to study other cultures.”
  26. Why did the anthropologist always carry a trowel? To unearth the truth.
  27. How does an anthropologist flirt? “I dig you.”
  28. Why did the anthropologist cross the road? To study the culture on the other side.
  29. Why did the anthropologist leave the BBQ early? They thought the grill marks were artifacts.
  30. Why do anthropologists make bad chefs? They’re too busy examining the culture in the cheese.
  31. What’s an anthropologist’s favorite movie? “Indiana Jones and the Last Artifacts”.
  32. Why did the anthropologist get lost in the forest? He was too busy studying tree-ring patterns.
  33. Why do anthropologists always carry a backpack? Because every day is a field day!
  34. Why don’t anthropologists make good detectives? They always fall for red herring-bone patterns.
  35. Why did the anthropologist get kicked out of the music festival? He tried to carbon date the vintage records.
  36. How does an anthropologist apologize? “I misinterpreted your culture. My apologies.”
  37. Why are anthropologists bad comedians? Their humor is too archaeological.
  38. What’s an anthropologist’s favorite game? “Truth or Dig”.
  39. What do you call an anthropologist in the arctic? An Ice-age investigator.
  40. Why don’t anthropologists make good musicians? Their rhythm is too archaeological.
  41. Why did the anthropologist visit the vegetable market? To study the sub-culture.
  42. Why did the anthropologist bring his notebook to the beach? He wanted to catalog the sea-shells.
  43. Why did the anthropologist never play chess? He was busy playing “Checkered Past”.
  44. Why did the anthropologist never get a parking ticket? He was good at finding his place in space.
  45. Why do anthropologists make bad poker players? They’re too focused on reading ‘face’ masks.
  46. What’s an anthropologist’s favorite type of math? Geo-met-ry.
  47. Why did the anthropologist get kicked out of the library? He was being too vocal about vocal culture.
  48. What do you call a skeleton found by an anthropologist? A bony fide discovery.
  49. Why did the anthropologist bring a suitcase to the lecture? He was presenting case studies.
  50. Why did the anthropologist go to the theater? To analyze the drama of human life.
  51. Why did the anthropologist always lose at Monopoly? He was more interested in cultural capital than financial capital.
  52. Why did the anthropologist visit the soda factory? To understand pop culture.
  53. Why don’t anthropologists make good bartenders? They’re more interested in the culture behind the drink.
  54. What do you call an anthropologist who likes astronomy? A star-chaeologist.
  55. Why did the anthropologist bring a shovel to the art gallery? He wanted to dig deeper into the art scene.
  56. Why do anthropologists always carry a mirror? To reflect on their work.
  57. Why did the anthropologist visit the zoo? To understand the primal nature of humans.
  58. Why do anthropologists love coffee shops? Because it’s all about the grind of fieldwork.
  59. Why did the anthropologist always carry a hammer? To break down cultural walls.
  60. Why don’t anthropologists play darts? They’d rather throw light on cultures than darts on a board.
  61. Why did the anthropologist get kicked out of the casino? He was studying the chips too closely.
  62. Why do anthropologists love nature? Because they like to go back to the roots.
  63. Why did the anthropologist bring binoculars to the opera? He was studying high culture.
  64. Why do anthropologists make terrible thieves? They’re too busy analyzing the lock culture.
  65. Why did the anthropologist fail the math test? He anthropomorphized the numbers.
  66. What’s an anthropologist’s favorite fruit? History-berries.
  67. Why don’t anthropologists like fast food? They prefer slow-cooked history.
  68. Why did the anthropologist go to the bank? To analyze the change in culture.
  69. Why don’t anthropologists like escalators? They prefer to take the steps of history.
  70. What’s an anthropologist’s favorite drink? Culture-tea.
  71. Why did the anthropologist always bring a compass? He liked to navigate the landscapes of cultures.
  72. Why did the anthropologist love gardening? He liked to cultivate knowledge.
  73. Why did the anthropologist go to the comedy club? He was studying the culture of laughter.
  74. Why don’t anthropologists get along with magicians? They always want to reveal the trick.
  75. Why did the anthropologist bring a watch to the field? He was interested in time culture.
  76. Why did the anthropologist have a hard time at the arcade? He was studying the game theory too much.
  77. Why did the anthropologist visit the theme park? To study the rides of passage.
  78. Why was the anthropologist a bad dancer? He was more interested in studying the moves than making them.
  79. Why did the anthropologist bring a ruler to the dig site? He was measuring cultural dimensions.
  80. What do you call an anthropologist who loves bird watching? An ethn-ornithologist.
  81. Why did the anthropologist refuse to use a GPS? He preferred traditional navigation methods.
  82. Why did the anthropologist visit the circus? To understand the culture of entertainment.
  83. Why do anthropologists like long walks? They like to tread cultural paths.
  84. Why did the anthropologist visit the school? To learn about the ABC’s of culture.
  85. Why did the anthropologist visit the farm? To study the culture of cultivation.
  86. Why did the anthropologist go to the concert? To experience the sound of culture.
  87. Why did the anthropologist bring a camera to the market? He was picturing the trade culture.
  88. Why did the anthropologist bring a kite to the park? He was studying wind culture.
  89. Why did the anthropologist refuse to go to the spa? He thought it was too much of a cultural soak.
  90. Why don’t anthropologists use alarm clocks? They prefer to wake up to the sounds of nature.
  91. Why did the anthropologist visit the mall? To understand the culture of consumption.
  92. Why did the anthropologist visit the jail? To study the culture of confinement.
  93. Why did the anthropologist visit the bakery? To knead into bread culture.
  94. Why did the anthropologist visit the harbor? To sail through sea culture.
  95. Why did the anthropologist visit the rainforest? To delve into canopy culture.
  96. Why did the anthropologist visit the museum? To gaze at the past.
  97. Why did the anthropologist visit the fire station? To extinguish his curiosity about fire culture.
  98. Why did the anthropologist visit the hospital? To diagnose culture health.
  99. Why did the anthropologist visit the supermarket? To stock up on food culture.
  100. Why did the anthropologist bring an umbrella to the field? He wanted to cover all aspects of rain culture.
  101. Why did the anthropologist visit the palace? To crown his knowledge of royal culture.
  102. Why did the anthropologist bring a map to the desert? He was charting sand culture.
  103. Why did the anthropologist visit the construction site? To build an understanding of labor culture.
  104. Why did the anthropologist visit the stock exchange? To invest in financial culture.
  105. Why did the anthropologist visit the vineyard? To uncork wine culture.
  106. Why did the anthropologist visit the gym? To lift the weights of physical culture.
  107. Why did the anthropologist visit the cinema? To screen film culture.
  108. Why did the anthropologist visit the newsroom? To broadcast media culture.
  109. Why did the anthropologist visit the library? To bookmark literary culture.
  110. Why did the anthropologist visit the fashion show? To tailor his understanding of fashion culture.
  111. Why did the anthropologist visit the race track? To gallop through horse culture.
  112. Why did the anthropologist visit the court? To sentence legal culture.
  113. Why did the anthropologist visit the oil rig? To drill into petroleum culture.
  114. Why did the anthropologist visit the casino? To gamble on chance culture.
  115. Why did the anthropologist visit the forest? To branch out into forest culture.
  116. Why did the anthropologist visit the fast food restaurant? To digest quick-service culture.
  117. Why did the anthropologist visit the brewery? To brew beer culture.
  118. Why did the anthropologist visit the space center? To launch into space culture.
  119. Why did the anthropologist visit the mountain? To climb high-altitude culture.
  120. Why did the anthropologist visit the computer lab? To process digital culture.
  121. Why did the anthropologist visit the mine? To unearth mineral culture.
  122. Why did the anthropologist visit the train station? To conduct railway culture.
  123. Why did the anthropologist visit the nursery? To plant seed culture.
  124. Why did the anthropologist visit the church? To pray for religious culture.
  125. Why did the anthropologist visit the candy shop? To sweeten his understanding of sugar culture.
  126. Why did the anthropologist visit the TV station? To channel broadcast culture.
  127. Why did the anthropologist visit the fishing village? To cast into fishing culture.
  128. Why did the anthropologist visit the factory? To gear up for industrial culture.
  129. Why did the anthropologist visit the kitchen? To simmer food culture.
  130. Why did the anthropologist visit the barbershop? To trim hair culture.
  131. Why did the anthropologist visit the fair? To ride through funfair culture.
  132. Why did the anthropologist visit the ranch? To saddle up for cowboy culture.
  133. Why did the anthropologist visit the video game arcade? To power up gaming culture.
  134. Why did the anthropologist visit the graveyard? To bury himself in death culture.
  135. Why did the anthropologist visit the tattoo parlor? To ink body art culture.
  136. Why did the anthropologist visit the tea plantation? To steep tea culture.
  137. Why did the anthropologist visit the dairy farm? To milk dairy culture.
  138. Why did the anthropologist visit the comic book store? To illustrate comic culture.
  139. Why did the anthropologist visit the island? To surf beach culture.
  140. Why did the anthropologist visit the amusement park? To spin through thrill culture.
  141. Why did the anthropologist visit the retirement home? To age gracefully with elder culture.
  142. Why did the anthropologist visit the haunted house? To spook himself with ghost culture.
  143. Why did the anthropologist visit the theater? To act out drama culture.
  144. Why did the anthropologist visit the boxing ring? To punch into boxing culture.
  145. Why did the anthropologist visit the skyscraper? To elevate urban culture.
  146. Why did the anthropologist visit the bee farm? To sweeten his study with honey culture.
  147. Why did the anthropologist visit the opera house? To harmonize with opera culture.
  148. Why did the anthropologist visit the stadium? To score big in sports culture.
  149. Why did the anthropologist visit the race car track? To speed through racing culture.
  150. And finally, why did the anthropologist visit the joke shop? To tickle his understanding of humor culture!

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