144 90s jokes

  1. Why don’t they make Beanie Babies anymore? Because they couldn’t bear the market!
  2. Why did the cassette tape break up with the CD? It was tired of always being rewound!
  3. Why did the Tamagotchi get in trouble at school? It wouldn’t stop beeping!
  4. Why did the Furby join the circus? It wanted to learn new tricks!
  5. Why did the Pokémon trainer get a parking ticket? He left his Charizard in a no-parking zone!
  6. Why didn’t the Nokia phone want to go to the party? It couldn’t find any signal!
  7. Why did Mario go to the psychiatrist? Because he always feels like he’s living in his brother Luigi’s shadow!
  8. Why couldn’t the floppy disk get into the club? It didn’t have enough memory!
  9. Why didn’t the 90’s computer go to the party? It had too many Windows to clean!
  10. Why did the Backstreet Boys become bakers? Because they wanted to prove that they’re not all dough!
  11. Why didn’t the VHS tape and the DVD ever get along? Because they couldn’t rewind their differences!
  12. Why was the walkman always so well dressed? Because it liked to stay in-tune!
  13. Why did the Pogs get kicked out of the library? Because they wouldn’t stop flipping out!
  14. Why did the Gameboy never finish his homework? He was too busy playing Tetris!
  15. Why did the slap bracelet go to the doctor? It had a bad case of whiplash!
  16. Why couldn’t the Discman find his girlfriend? He lost his track!
  17. Why did the Power Ranger go to the gym? He wanted to be Mighty Morphin’!
  18. Why did the 90’s kid bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach the top of the class!
  19. Why didn’t the Talkboy ever shut up? He couldn’t stop recording everything!
  20. Why did the Furbies start a band? They wanted to hit the right note!
  21. Why did the Super Soaker go to the comedy club? It wanted to have a blast!
  22. Why was the Magic 8 Ball such a bad friend? It was too unpredictable!
  23. Why didn’t the Pog go to the party? It couldn’t get a slammer!
  24. Why did the Barbie and Ken break up? They were too plastic!
  25. Why did the Slinky go to school? It wanted to spring into education!
  26. Why didn’t the CD get invited to the game night? It kept skipping the fun!
  27. What do you call a 90’s computer that sings? A-Dell!
  28. Why did the Troll Doll get a haircut? It was tired of standing up to expectations!
  29. Why did the Sega Genesis console go to therapy? It couldn’t deal with game changes!
  30. Why did the Nickelodeon star go to the moon? He wanted to take space slime to a new level!
  31. Why did the Pokemon cards get in trouble at school? They kept trading answers!
  32. Why did the VHS tape refuse to work out? It didn’t want to feel the burn!
  33. Why did the walkman go to the beach? It wanted to catch some good vibes!
  34. Why was the 90’s TV so proud? It had so many channels!
  35. Why did the Powerpuff Girls go to the bakery? They had a sugar, spice and everything nice recipe!
  36. Why did the 90’s kid bring a rubber band to school? He wanted to be a stretch star!
  37. Why didn’t the Beanie Baby go to the party? It felt too stuffed!
  38. Why did the Spice Girls go to culinary school? They wanted to spice up their lives!
  39. Why did the Polly Pocket join a travel club? She loved small adventures!
  40. Why did the Pokemon Trainer go to school? He wanted to catch all the knowledge!
  41. Why did the bubble gum go to the bank? It wanted to make a bubble burst!
  42. Why did the My Little Pony go to the fashion show? She wanted to trot down the runway!
  43. Why didn’t the 90’s kid ever get lost? He had his Street Sharks guiding him!
  44. Why did the CD ROM go to the library? It wanted to read more bytes!
  45. Why was the Nerf gun always the life of the party? It knew how to have a blast!
  46. Why did the mood ring go to the psychiatrist? It couldn’t control its feelings!
  47. Why didn’t the pogs go to the disco? They couldn’t get a spin!
  48. Why did the Tamagotchi get a job? It needed to feed its digital family!
  49. Why did the Furby go on a diet? It wanted to shed some bytes!
  50. Why did the Ninja Turtles never finish their pizza? They were too busy fighting crime!
  51. Why did the cassette tape go to the police? It wanted to report a case of auto-reverse!
  52. Why was the 90’s Internet so slow? It was always buffering its decisions!
  53. Why did the 90’s kid go to the doctor? He had a bad case of Pac-Man fever!
  54. Why did the Sega console go to the repair shop? It had a case of Sonic speed!
  55. Why did the 90’s cellphone go to the gym? It wanted to lose some extra weight!
  56. Why did the Blockbuster video go to the psychiatrist? It couldn’t rewind its past!
  57. Why did the Pokemon card go to the magician? It wanted to learn some tricks!
  58. Why did the scrunchie go to the hair salon? It wanted to tie up loose ends!
  59. Why was the 90’s computer always sleepy? It had too many sleep modes!
  60. Why did the slap bracelet go to the stylist? It wanted to snap into fashion!
  61. Why did the 90’s skateboard go to the beach? It wanted to ride the waves!
  62. Why did the Gameboy go to the museum? It wanted to play with history!
  63. Why did the 90’s pager go to the library? It was looking for a good buzz!
  64. Why did the 90’s jeans go to the tailor? They wanted to get ripped!
  65. Why was the Furbie always gossipy? It kept repeating everything it heard!
  66. Why did the grunge band go to the forest? They wanted to find their roots!
  67. Why did the Magic School Bus go to university? It wanted to take education to the next level!
  68. Why did the rollerblades go to the race? They wanted to have a roll!
  69. Why did the McDonald’s Happy Meal go to the amusement park? It wanted to have more fun!
  70. Why did the Dunkaroos go to the basketball game? They wanted to dunk!
  71. Why did the Teletubby go to the theater? It wanted to see its own show!
  72. Why did the lava lamp go to the volcano? It wanted to light up its life!
  73. Why did the Hit Clips go to the music store? They wanted to hit the right note!
  74. Why did the 90’s kid go to the arcade? He wanted to hit the jackpot!
  75. Why was the 90’s phone always on hold? It couldn’t handle call waiting!
  76. Why did the Goosebumps book go to the haunted house? It wanted to feel the chills!
  77. Why did the Nickelodeon Gak go to the art gallery? It wanted to make an impression!
  78. Why did the Tickle Me Elmo go to the comedy club? It wanted to laugh its socks off!
  79. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Pencil to the cassette tape party? He wanted to rewind the fun!
  80. Why did the Lisa Frank stickers go to the zoo? They wanted to color up their life!
  81. Why did the Tamagotchi go to the computer store? It wanted to update its software!
  82. Why did the Trapper Keeper go to the hunting store? It wanted to keep track!
  83. Why did the Koosh Ball go to the hair salon? It wanted to tie up loose ends!
  84. Why did the Super Nintendo go to the game night? It wanted to level up!
  85. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Polaroid to the party? He wanted to click with everyone!
  86. Why did the Easy-Bake Oven go to the culinary school? It wanted to heat up its skills!
  87. Why did the 90’s Walkie Talkie go to the radio station? It wanted to broadcast its thoughts!
  88. Why did the 90’s hair gel go to the hairstylist? It wanted to hold its shape!
  89. Why did the Bubble Tape go to the circus? It wanted to perform bubble tricks!
  90. Why did the Crystal Pepsi go to the jeweler? It wanted to shine more!
  91. Why did the Cabbage Patch Kid go to the farm? It wanted to plant its roots!
  92. Why did the Capri Sun go to the beach? It wanted to soak up the sun!
  93. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Yo-Yo to the party? He wanted to show his ups and downs!
  94. Why did the Giga Pet go to the vet? It wanted a digital checkup!
  95. Why did the Clarissa Explains it All go to the teacher’s meeting? She wanted to explain it all!
  96. Why did the Ren & Stimpy go to the comedy club? They wanted to tickle some funny bones!
  97. Why did the JTT poster go to the movie premiere? It wanted to get a closer look!
  98. Why did the Baby Bottle Pop go to the baby shower? It wanted to pop the fun!
  99. Why did the 90’s kid take a choker to the fashion show? She wanted to neck the trend!
  100. Why did the Reebok Pump go to the air station? It wanted to pump it up!
  101. Why did the Surge soda go to the power station? It wanted to charge up!
  102. Why did the mood ring go to the party? It wanted to show its true colors!
  103. Why did the Talkboy go to the recording studio? It wanted to voice its opinion!
  104. Why did the Crossfire game go to the war zone? It wanted to shoot its shot!
  105. Why did the AOL CD go to the Internet café? It wanted to connect!
  106. Why did the Mighty Ducks go to the pond? They wanted to have a quacking time!
  107. Why did the Dunkin Donuts cereal go to the bakery? It wanted to dunk the fun!
  108. Why did the 90’s toy go to the mall? It wanted to shop ’til it dropped!
  109. Why did the Slime go to Nickelodeon? It wanted to make a splash!
  110. Why did the Snap Bracelet go to the fashion store? It wanted to snap into style!
  111. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Furby to the party? He wanted to chatter all night!
  112. Why did the Spice Girls go to the grocery store? They needed to spice things up!
  113. Why did the 90’s gel pen go to the art class? It wanted to make a mark!
  114. Why did the Power Ranger action figure go to the gym? It wanted to bulk up!
  115. Why did the Rugrats go to the daycare? They wanted to baby the day!
  116. Why did the slap bracelet go to the gym? It wanted to get into shape!
  117. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Slinky to the stairs? He wanted to step up the fun!
  118. Why did the inflatable furniture go to the air station? It wanted to blow up!
  119. Why did the Fruit Gushers go to the juice bar? They wanted to gush the fun!
  120. Why did the Lunchables go to the picnic? They wanted to pack the fun!
  121. Why did the Pokemon cards go to the game shop? They wanted to deal some fun!
  122. Why did the Dream Phone game go to the telephone exchange? It wanted to connect!
  123. Why did the Oregon Trail game go to the history museum? It wanted to trace the trail!
  124. Why did the 90’s baggy jeans go to the tailor? They wanted to loosen up!
  125. Why did the Ring Pops go to the jewelry store? They wanted to pop the question!
  126. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Magic 8 Ball to the party? He wanted to shake things up!
  127. Why did the Troll Dolls go to the hair salon? They wanted to stand out!
  128. Why did the Goosebumps book go to the freezer? It wanted to chill out!
  129. Why did the Tamagotchi go to the pet store? It wanted to feed its curiosity!
  130. Why did the Rollerblades go to the roller disco? They wanted to roll with the times!
  131. Why did the Powerpuff Girls go to the gym? They wanted to power up!
  132. Why did the JNCO Jeans go to the parachute club? They wanted to fly!
  133. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Lite Brite to the party? He wanted to light up the night!
  134. Why did the Doodle Bear go to the art gallery? It wanted to sketch its way in!
  135. Why did the Britney Spears CD go to the music awards? It wanted to hit the right notes!
  136. Why did the Wonder Balls go to the mystery party? They wanted to wonder around!
  137. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Super Soaker to the beach? He wanted to make a splash!
  138. Why did the Floam go to the crafts store? It wanted to mold its future!
  139. Why did the Moon Shoes go to the space station? They wanted to bounce to the moon!
  140. Why did the Pog go to the game store? It wanted to slam its way in!
  141. Why did the 90’s kid bring a Beanie Baby to the party? He wanted to have a soft corner!
  142. Why did the Nano Pet go to the pet store? It wanted to get a byte!
  143. Why did the Socker Boppers go to the boxing match? They wanted to punch some fun!
  144. Why did the Skip-It go to the park? It wanted to skip the line!

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