150 wwe jokes

  1. Why does Roman Reigns never use a doorbell? Because he always prefers to “punch” his way in!
  2. Why don’t wrestlers use umbrellas? Because they don’t want to get into a “pin” situation.
  3. Why did The Miz go to drama school? Because he wanted to improve his “acting” chops!
  4. How does Brock Lesnar like his steak? “Suplex” rare.
  5. What’s John Cena’s favorite day of the week? “You Can’t C-me Sunday.”
  6. Why did Sheamus go to the bakery? Because he wanted to “brogue” his favorite cake.
  7. Why doesn’t Randy Orton use a GPS? Because he hears voices in his head telling him where to go!
  8. Why did AJ Styles join the ballet? He heard they needed a “phenomenal” dancer.
  9. Why doesn’t Undertaker use a vacuum cleaner? He prefers using a tombstone pile-driver to clean up.
  10. What’s Rey Mysterio’s favorite song? “I Can See Clearly Now.”
  11. Why doesn’t Braun Strowman use a can opener? Because he likes to “Get These Hands” on everything.
  12. Why did The Rock go to culinary school? To finally learn what he’s been cooking all these years!
  13. What did Chris Jericho say to the letter E? “You just made the list.”
  14. Why doesn’t Kane ever get cold? Because he’s the “Big Red Machine.”
  15. Why did Ric Flair open a laundry service? Because he wanted to keep everything “Woo” clean.
  16. How does Triple H like his eggs? With a “pedigree.”
  17. Why did Edge stop playing chess? He didn’t want to be a rated-R superstar anymore.
  18. Why was Seth Rollins at the bank? He wanted to redesign, rebuild and reclaim his credit score.
  19. Why does Bayley bring an echo with her? So she can hear her “Hugger Section” twice!
  20. Why did Rusev open a calendar shop? Because every day is Rusev Day.
  21. Why doesn’t Goldberg use the internet? He prefers to “spear” his messages directly.
  22. What do you call a nervous Lucha Libre wrestler? A “Masked” Potato!
  23. How does Alexa Bliss handle disagreements? With a “Twisted Bliss.”
  24. What does Charlotte Flair call her mirror? The “Figure Eight.”
  25. What is Samoa Joe’s favorite food? Anything that’s a “Submission Specialist.”
  26. Why does Big Show love Christmas? Because he gets to be Santa’s “Giant” helper.
  27. Why did Finn Balor join the art club? Because he loves to “demon-strate” his creativity.
  28. What’s Daniel Bryan’s favorite vegetable? “Yes-cargot.”
  29. Why doesn’t Dolph Ziggler like comedies? He feels he’s the “Show Off.”
  30. What does Asuka call her diary? The “Asuka Lock.”
  31. Why did Mick Foley become a dentist? To perfect his “Mandible Claw.”
  32. Why is Sasha Banks bad at fishing? She always “Banks” on the wrong fish.
  33. How does Becky Lynch cure a cold? With “Straight Fire.”
  34. Why doesn’t Drew McIntyre like soda? He prefers a “Claymore” kick.
  35. What’s Kevin Owens’ favorite food? Pop-“Up Powerbomb”-corn.
  36. Why did Bobby Lashley join a band? He wanted to play the “Dominance” drums.
  37. Why is Elias bad at hide and seek? Because he always “Walks with Elias.”
  38. What’s Matt Hardy’s favorite film? Anything that’s “Broken.”
  39. Why did Shinsuke Nakamura open a music school? He wanted to teach “Kinshasa” beats.
  40. What is Bray Wyatt’s favorite bedtime story? The one with the “Fiend.”
  41. How does Chris Benoit describe a long queue? It’s a “Crippler Crossface.”
  42. What does Bret Hart call his heart rate monitor? The “Sharpshooter.”
  43. Why doesn’t Big E like small letters? Because he is “Big E,” not “small e.”
  44. What’s CM Punk’s favorite drink? “Pipebomb” Juice.
  45. Why did Batista go to the optometrist? He wanted to keep an “eye” on evolution.
  46. How does Vince McMahon take his coffee? With a “Chairman” of cream.
  47. What did Jinder Mahal say to the lawnmower? “Don’t Hinder Jinder.”
  48. What’s Shawn Michaels’ favorite hunting tool? A “Sweet Chin Music” bow.
  49. What does Kurt Angle call his geometry book? The “Angle Slam.”
  50. What did Kofi Kingston say to his coffee? “Don’t be sour, fill your morning with power!”
  51. Why doesn’t Eddie Guerrero want to be a pirate? Because he’s already “Latino Heat.”
  52. What’s Rikishi’s favorite seat? The “Stink Face” chair.
  53. Why does Booker T love libraries? Because he loves to “Spinaroonie” through books.
  54. What did Ricky Steamboat name his cooking show? “The Dragon Steam-Boat.”
  55. What does Lita call her reading glasses? The “Litasault” specs.
  56. Why did Hulk Hogan start gardening? Because he wanted to plant “Hulkamanias.”
  57. What is Ted DiBiase’s favorite board game? “Million Dollar” monopoly.
  58. What is Rowdy Roddy Piper’s favorite pipe? The “Hot Rod.”
  59. Why did Jimmy Snuka go to flight school? Because he is the “Superfly.”
  60. What did Triple H say to his fitness trainer? “It’s all about the Game.”
  61. Why does Stone Cold Steve Austin like winter? He enjoys the “Stone Cold” weather.
  62. What is Ultimate Warrior’s favorite workout routine? “Warrior” push-ups.
  63. Why did Jeff Hardy climb the ladder? To retrieve his “Swanton Bomb.”
  64. How does Bubba Ray Dudley like his tea? “Dudley Death Drop” strong.
  65. What is Randy Savage’s favorite spice? “Macho Man” Mustard.
  66. What’s Trish Stratus’ favorite yoga pose? The “Stratusfaction.”
  67. Why did Yokozuna join a sumo club? Because it’s his “Banzai Drop.”
  68. What is Mickie James’ favorite game? “Mick-Kick” soccer.
  69. What is Mankind’s favorite part of nature? The “Mandible” plants.
  70. Why did Sting join the orchestra? He wanted to play the “Scorpion” violin.
  71. What’s Goldberg’s favorite fish? “Spearfish.”
  72. Why doesn’t Bret Hart like math? Too many “sharpshooters.”
  73. What’s The New Day’s favorite time? “New Day Rocks” o’clock.
  74. What does Scott Hall call his walkway? The “Razor’s Edge.”
  75. Why did Paul Bearer open a funeral home? He already had the “urn.”
  76. What does Jimmy Hart call his sweetheart? The “Mouth of the South.”
  77. Why did Vader join NASA? He wanted to perform a “Vader Bomb” on Mars.
  78. Why did William Regal become a king? He was tired of being a “Regal.”
  79. What’s Roddy Piper’s favorite instrument? The “Hot Rod” bagpipe.
  80. Why did Jake “The Snake” Roberts become a zookeeper? Because he’s a natural.
  81. What’s Chyna’s favorite country? “Chyna,” of course!
  82. What does Razor Ramon use to shave? His “Razor’s Edge.”
  83. Why did Mr. Perfect never make a mistake? He was too “Perfect.”
  84. What’s The Bella Twins’ favorite fruit? “Bella” peppers.
  85. Why did British Bulldog love UK? He felt like a “Bulldog” at home.
  86. Why did Shawn Michaels love Valentine’s Day? Because it’s full of “Heartbreak Kids.”
  87. Why did RVD go to a meditation center? To learn the art of “Van Daminator.”
  88. What is Sid Vicious’s favorite movie genre? “Psycho” thriller.
  89. Why did Al Snow carry a mannequin head? He wanted some “Head.”
  90. What’s Diamond Dallas Page’s favorite gem? The “Diamond” cutter.
  91. Why did Christian go to church? To find his “Peeps.”
  92. What does X-Pac call his lunch box? The “X-Factor.”
  93. Why did Umaga love tattoos? He was the “Samoan Bulldozer.”
  94. What is Lance Storm’s favorite weather? A “Storm.”
  95. Why did Jerry Lawler love chess? He was the “King.”
  96. What’s Torrie Wilson’s favorite bird? The “Wilson” Warbler.
  97. Why did Tazz become a commentator? He loved to “Suplex” words.
  98. What is Lex Luger’s favorite law book? “The Lex Express.”
  99. Why did Marty Jannetty love glass doors? He was used to “breaking through.”
  100. Why did Owen Hart love heights? He was the “King of Harts.”
  101. Why did Stone Cold Steve Austin open a beverage company? He wanted to serve some “Stone Cold” drinks.
  102. Why did Ric Flair love his fans? Because they always said “Woo!”
  103. What’s Shane McMahon’s favorite rock band? “Money.”
  104. Why did Goldust love antique shops? He was looking for some “Goldust.”
  105. What does Vince McMahon call his success? A “McMahon Helmsley Faction.”
  106. Why did Rob Van Dam love yoga? He enjoyed the “Five-Star Frog Splash.”
  107. Why did Andre the Giant become a mountain climber? He wanted to feel “Giant” on the peak.
  108. What does Kurt Angle call his camera? The “Angle” lens.
  109. Why did CM Punk love punk rock? He was a “Straight Edge Superstar.”
  110. Why did Randy Savage become a tour guide? He loved the “Macho Madness.”
  111. What’s Batista’s favorite animal? A “Batista” bull.
  112. Why did Triple H love gardening? He enjoyed “The Game” of planting.
  113. Why did R-Truth become a philosopher? He was always in search of “Truth.”
  114. What does Rey Mysterio call his telescope? The “619.”
  115. Why did John Cena love invisibility cloaks? You couldn’t see him!
  116. What is Chris Jericho’s favorite ship? The “Jericho Cruise.”
  117. Why did The Rock become a chef? He wanted to know what he was cooking.
  118. What’s The Undertaker’s favorite holiday? “Hallowe’en,” for sure.
  119. What’s Steve Austin’s favorite type of stone? “Austin Stone.”
  120. What’s Mick Foley’s favorite type of sock? The “Mr. Socko.”
  121. Why did Sgt. Slaughter love the army? He was a “Slaughter.”
  122. What does Edge call his ruler? The “Rated-R Superstar” measure.
  123. What’s Dusty Rhodes’ favorite road? The “American Dream” highway.
  124. Why did Diesel become a car mechanic? He loved the smell of “Diesel.”
  125. What is Jeff Jarrett’s favorite jar? The “Double J” jar.
  126. Why did Big Show love circus? He was the “World’s Largest Athlete.”
  127. What is Booker T’s favorite book? “Can You Dig It, Sucka?”
  128. Why did The Miz love mirrors? Because he’s “Awesome.”
  129. What’s Ricky Steamboat’s favorite type of boat? The “Steamboat.”
  130. Why did Jim Ross become a cowboy? He loved the “JR” lifestyle.
  131. Why did The Iron Sheik love gyms? He was “Iron.”
  132. What’s Ken Shamrock’s favorite type of tree? The “Shamrock.”
  133. What does Eddie Guerrero call his car? A “Latino Heat” ride.
  134. Why did Sid Vicious love psychology? He was a “Psycho.”
  135. What’s Mark Henry’s favorite type of candy? The “World’s Strongest Man” candy.
  136. Why did Chris Benoit love crabs? He was a “Crippler.”
  137. What’s Terry Funk’s favorite music genre? “Funk,” of course!
  138. Why did Bubba Ray Dudley love to study rays? He was a “Dudley Boy.”
  139. What’s The Sandman’s favorite type of sand? The “Hardcore” sand.
  140. Why did Sting love bees? He was “Sting.”
  141. What’s AJ Styles’ favorite style of fashion? The “Phenomenal One.”
  142. What’s Rhino’s favorite animal? The “Rhino.”
  143. Why did The Road Warriors love highways? They were “Road” warriors.
  144. What is Rey Mysterio’s favorite number? “619.”
  145. Why did John Cena become a traffic policeman? So he could say “You Can’t See Me.”
  146. What’s Kane’s favorite type of fire? “Hellfire.”
  147. Why did Roman Reigns love the Roman Empire? He was a “Roman.”
  148. What’s Finn Balor’s favorite type of demon? The “Demon King.”
  149. Why did Xavier Woods love forests? He was a “Woods.”
  150. What’s Triple H’s favorite game? “The Game,” of course!

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