150 wall jokes

  1. Why don’t walls get into arguments? They always meet at the corner.
  2. What do you call a talkative wall? A brick chatter.
  3. Why was the wall feeling blue? It was just plastered.
  4. How does a wall win at poker? It always has a solid hand.
  5. What’s a wall’s favorite social media platform? Insta-brick!
  6. Why did the wall go to school? To get a little plastered.
  7. What does a wall say when it’s ready to go? “I’m all bricked up!”
  8. What do you call a wall that can play music? Wall-i-AM.
  9. Why did the wall get in trouble at school? It wouldn’t stop talking backboard.
  10. Why are walls terrible comedians? They always crack up.
  11. Why don’t walls go to parties? They’re afraid they might get plastered.
  12. What does a wall use to take notes? A brick-board.
  13. Why do walls love mathematics? Because they always have an angle.
  14. What do you call a wall with a lot of artistic talents? A mural-velous wall.
  15. Why was the wall so humble? It couldn’t stand being plastered with compliments.
  16. How do walls say hello in Spanish? Hola-wall!
  17. Why was the wall so good at tennis? It was always serving aces.
  18. What do you call a wall that tells tall tales? A wall of lies.
  19. Why don’t walls wear shoes? They prefer being barefooted.
  20. What’s a wall’s favorite movie? Wall-E.
  21. Why did the wall break up with its partner? It felt taken for granite.
  22. How does a wall get its morning caffeine? It brews a cup of wall-tea.
  23. What do you call a wall that’s into fashion? A wall-drobe.
  24. Why was the wall so popular? It was the life of the par-ty.
  25. What do you call a wall that’s good at baseball? Wall-don Mattingly.
  26. What do you call a wall with a sharp wit? A wall with edge.
  27. How does a wall stay in shape? It always sticks to its routine.
  28. Why did the wall go to the therapist? It had too many cracks.
  29. How does a wall apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, that was out of line.”
  30. Why do walls never get lost? They always know where the corners are.
  31. What’s a wall’s favorite dance? The wall-tz.
  32. Why don’t walls play hide and seek? They always stand out.
  33. What’s a wall’s favorite drink? Dry wall-tini.
  34. Why was the wall always at ease? It always leaned back.
  35. How does a wall propose to its partner? With a diamond ring set in cement.
  36. Why did the wall go to the dentist? It had a cavity.
  37. How do you know a wall has been around the world? It’s got international brick stamps.
  38. Why was the wall a good listener? It never interrupts.
  39. What do walls say when they’re scared? “I’ve got chills down my spines.”
  40. Why did the wall always get picked last in dodgeball? It was an easy target.
  41. What do you call a wall that tells time? A clock wall.
  42. Why are walls good at keeping secrets? They never spill the beans.
  43. What do walls do when they’re sad? They wall-ow in self-pity.
  44. How do you know when a wall is happy? It cracks a smile.
  45. What do you call a wall that likes to read? A wall with shelf-esteem.
  46. Why did the wall join the circus? It wanted to be a trapeze artist.
  47. What’s a wall’s favorite dessert? Brick-le pie.
  48. What do walls wear in the winter? Wall-muffs.
  49. Why was the wall feeling musical? It was in treble.
  50. What do walls do when they retire? They get to relax in a brick bungalow.
  51. Why was the wall such a great actor? It could perform in any room.
  52. What’s a wall’s favorite type of music? Wall-z music.
  53. What do walls use to do their hair? Brick pomade.
  54. What do walls like to eat for breakfast? Brick-fast burritos.
  55. Why was the wall always at the gym? It liked to stay in shape.
  56. How does a wall enjoy its vacation? It takes a break.
  57. Why are walls always prepared? They have everything nailed down.
  58. What do walls like to put on their hotdogs? Wall-ish.
  59. How does a wall stop a car? By being a road block.
  60. What’s a wall’s favorite part of a house? The corner office.
  61. What do you call a wall that loves to sing? A wall-ad singer.
  62. What do walls use to clean their teeth? Brickle floss.
  63. What’s a wall’s favorite type of salad? Wall-dorf salad.
  64. What do walls love to drink at parties? Wall-dka.
  65. Why was the wall good at baseball? It was always on the ball.
  66. What do you call a wall with a sun tan? Wall-nut brown.
  67. What does a wall do when it’s embarrassed? It turns brick red.
  68. What do walls wear to bed? Wall-jamas.
  69. Why did the wall win the lottery? It had all the right numbers.
  70. How does a wall like to travel? By brick-mobile.
  71. What’s a wall’s favorite type of exercise? Wall-kouts.
  72. Why do walls love rainy days? It’s the perfect weather for getting plastered.
  73. What do you call a wall with a lot of opinions? A wall-itician.
  74. What’s a wall’s favorite dish? Wall-sagna.
  75. What did the wall do when it saw a mouse? It squeaked.
  76. Why did the wall get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
  77. What’s a wall’s favorite sandwich? Wall-nut and jelly.
  78. How does a wall feel in the morning? Like it needs to stretch its beams.
  79. What does a wall do on its day off? It chills on the corner.
  80. What’s a wall’s favorite song? “We Built This City on Rock and Wall.”
  81. How do you know when a wall is feeling confident? It stands tall.
  82. Why did the wall go to the gym? To work on its foundations.
  83. What does a wall use to freshen its breath? Brick-gum.
  84. Why did the wall get a promotion? It always put in the extra effort.
  85. What does a wall do at a concert? It waves its arms and swings from the rafters.
  86. What’s a wall’s favorite game? Hide and brick.
  87. Why don’t walls get sunburned? They always wear sunscreen.
  88. What do walls use to cut paper? Wall-scissors.
  89. How do walls show their love? They stick together.
  90. What’s a wall’s favorite type of fruit? Wall-termelon.
  91. How do walls stay cool in the summer? They hang out in the shade.
  92. Why are walls so good at chess? They always think before they move.
  93. What’s a wall’s favorite type of pasta? Wall-gnese.
  94. Why was the wall a great artist? It always painted a pretty picture.
  95. What’s a wall’s favorite type of bread? Wall-nut loaf.
  96. Why are walls terrible at jumping? They always fall flat.
  97. What’s a wall’s favorite type of bird? A swallow.
  98. Why did the wall go to the bank? To make a brick deposit.
  99. How does a wall get its news? It reads the daily brick.
  100. Why did the wall get a ticket? It was parked in a no-standing zone.
  101. What does a wall do when it’s cold? It layers up.
  102. What’s a wall’s favorite type of chocolate? Wall-nut.
  103. How do walls keep in touch with each other? They use wall-kie talkies.
  104. What’s a wall’s favorite type of candy? Brick-laces.
  105. Why was the wall always content? It was happy with its lot.
  106. How does a wall show its affection? It wraps its arms around you.
  107. What’s a wall’s favorite type of fish? Wall-eye.
  108. Why do walls love mornings? They love to see the sun rise over the horizon.
  109. How does a wall say goodbye? “Wall see you later!”
  110. What’s a wall’s favorite type of cheese? Wall-cestershire.
  111. Why did the wall go to the doctor? It had a bad case of wall-itis.
  112. What’s a wall’s favorite type of tree? Wall-nut tree.
  113. How do walls keep warm in the winter? They wear wall-muffs.
  114. What’s a wall’s favorite type of joke? Dry wall humor.
  115. Why was the wall always calm? It knew how to keep its cool.
  116. What do you call a wall with a lot of money? Wall-thy.
  117. Why did the wall go to the library? It wanted to read up on architecture.
  118. What’s a wall’s favorite type of potato? Wall-ashed.
  119. How do walls say hello? “Wall-ha!”
  120. What’s a wall’s favorite part of a song? The bridge.
  121. Why did the wall join the orchestra? It loved playing the trom-bone.
  122. What’s a wall’s favorite type of vegetable? Wall-tuce.
  123. How do walls exercise their mind? They read a lot of wall-ture books.
  124. Why was the wall a great listener? It always paid attention.
  125. What’s a wall’s favorite type of meat? Wall-roast.
  126. Why did the wall go to the beach? It wanted to feel the sand between its bricks.
  127. How does a wall stay organized? It uses a planner.
  128. What’s a wall’s favorite type of ice cream? Wall-nut crunch.
  129. Why was the wall always healthy? It kept a balanced diet.
  130. What’s a wall’s favorite type of pie? Wall-nut pie.
  131. Why did the wall never lie? It always stayed true.
  132. What’s a wall’s favorite part of a computer? The fire-wall.
  133. How do walls meditate? They focus on their center.
  134. What’s a wall’s favorite type of nut? Wall-nut.
  135. Why was the wall always lucky? It always found a silver lining.
  136. What’s a wall’s favorite type of car? Wall-volvo.
  137. How do walls communicate? They use sign language.
  138. What’s a wall’s favorite type of cake? Wall-nut cake.
  139. Why did the wall always smile? It knew the secret of happiness.
  140. What’s a wall’s favorite type of flower? Wall-flower.
  141. Why did the wall go to the zoo? It wanted to see the wall-rus.
  142. What’s a wall’s favorite type of berry? Wall-berry.
  143. How do walls stay in touch? They have a wall network.
  144. What’s a wall’s favorite type of shoe? Wall-labies.
  145. Why did the wall always win at cards? It always had a trick up its sleeve.
  146. What’s a wall’s favorite type of book? Wall-nut street journal.
  147. How do walls relax? They meditate.
  148. What’s a wall’s favorite type of coffee? Wall-accino.
  149. Why did the wall always stand out? It had a distinctive style.
  150. What’s a wall’s favorite type of tea? Wall-ong tea.

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