150 volleyball puns

  1. Why don’t volleyball players ever go to parties? They’re always trying to avoid the net!
  2. The new volleyball player is quite set on her career.
  3. He became a volleyball player because he wanted to serve his community.
  4. It’s a tough match when you can’t even count on your own team to set you straight.
  5. Volleyball players don’t like to hold grudges, they’d rather let it spike.
  6. My friend told me a volleyball pun that was a total smash!
  7. The volleyball player’s bakery went out of business because his rolls were always too flat.
  8. The volleyball player refused to go camping. She didn’t want to deal with another type of net!
  9. When the volleyball player became a gardener, he was known for his topsoil spikes.
  10. Volleyball is a game of high stakes – it’s either a hit or a miss!
  11. Volleyball players don’t need to study. They’re always hitting the books!
  12. What do you call a volleyball player with a hunch? A bad setter.
  13. If volleyball players are so good at serving, why don’t they work in restaurants?
  14. When a volleyball player tried to become a musician, she kept spiking the notes.
  15. Volleyball players always seem to be on point.
  16. Why did the volleyball player go to jail? Because he was caught in the net!
  17. The volleyball player never goes to the beach because he’s afraid of getting served!
  18. When the volleyball player became a tailor, he was best known for his perfect sets.
  19. Volleyball players always win at cards. They’re experts at dealing out a good hand!
  20. Volleyball players don’t need watches. They always know when it’s time to serve.
  21. Why was the volleyball court so hot? Because all the players were on fire!
  22. The volleyball team’s favorite song is “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”.
  23. Why did the volleyball player get promoted? She always knew how to spike the sales!
  24. Volleyball players are always raising the bar.
  25. When the volleyball player got a job at a bank, he was great at spiking the interest rates.
  26. Volleyball players don’t like soda. They’re always avoiding the pop!
  27. Why do volleyball players never get lost? They always follow the line.
  28. Volleyball players never get locked out. They always have the perfect set of keys.
  29. Volleyball players always set high standards.
  30. Why do volleyball players love Halloween? Because they get to serve up some scares!
  31. Volleyball players make great journalists. They always spike the headlines!
  32. What do you call a volleyball player’s dream? A spike-tacular night!
  33. Volleyball players don’t need cars. They’re always on the ball.
  34. Volleyball players are the only ones who can handle a serve without a fork.
  35. Why was the volleyball player a bad baker? He couldn’t stop spiking the dough!
  36. Volleyball players are always on top of their game.
  37. The volleyball player always brings a net to go fishing. He’s used to catching air balls!
  38. Volleyball players love math. They’re always setting up equations.
  39. Why are volleyball players bad at hide and seek? They’re always over the line.
  40. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite weather? Light spike-ling rain.
  41. Volleyball players are always up for a good block party.
  42. Why did the volleyball player get a medal? He was excellent at field service.
  43. Why do volleyball players never procrastinate? They always hit the deadline.
  44. Volleyball players are known for their striking personalities.
  45. What do you call a volleyball player’s dog? Spike!
  46. Why are volleyball players such bad dancers? They always spike the punch!
  47. The volleyball player never goes to the gym. He’s afraid of the dumbbell’s serve!
  48. Why do volleyball players love going to the park? They’re always ready for a quick set.
  49. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite dessert? Spike cream.
  50. Volleyball players are always prepared to take a dive.
  51. Volleyball players never have a dull moment. They’re always in the swing of things.
  52. Why do volleyball players make great spies? They’re always on the lookout for a good serve.
  53. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite movie? “Top Gun”, for the famous volleyball scene.
  54. Why did the volleyball player break up with his girlfriend? She was always blocking him.
  55. Volleyball players make terrible secretaries. They’re always spiking the files!
  56. Volleyball players are always pumped. They’ve got balls!
  57. Why do volleyball players make excellent maids? They’re always ready to clean the court.
  58. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of music? Hard rock, for the solid hits!
  59. Volleyball players never feel low. They’re always ready to jump back up.
  60. What do you call a volleyball player’s mistake? A foul play.
  61. Why are volleyball players great lawyers? They’re always ready to make a good serve.
  62. Volleyball players are always prepared to dig deep.
  63. Why do volleyball players hate spider webs? They resemble a messed up net!
  64. Volleyball players always know when to make a pass.
  65. Why was the volleyball player a terrible waiter? He was always dropping the serve.
  66. What do you call a fast volleyball player? A speed spike.
  67. Volleyball players always hit the nail on the head.
  68. Why are volleyball players great detectives? They always spike out the clues.
  69. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite flower? A Spike-a-daisy!
  70. Why did the volleyball player join the military? He wanted to serve his country.
  71. Volleyball players always know when to block out negativity.
  72. Why was the volleyball player a bad student? He always wanted to spike the teacher’s coffee!
  73. Volleyball players always set their priorities straight.
  74. Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the library? He was always making a pass.
  75. Volleyball players make excellent butlers. They’re experts in serving!
  76. Why do volleyball players always carry an umbrella? To avoid getting spiked by the rain.
  77. Volleyball players are always ready to roll.
  78. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite dance? The spike.
  79. Volleyball players always know when to take a quick dive.
  80. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni Spike.
  81. Volleyball players always put up a good front.
  82. Why was the volleyball player a bad magician? He couldn’t handle the trick serve.
  83. Volleyball players always know how to jumpstart their day.
  84. Why did the volleyball player never use scissors? He was used to the cut shots.
  85. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of tea? Spike tea.
  86. Volleyball players are always prepared to take a shot.
  87. Why do volleyball players love a good pun? They’re always ready for a good spike!
  88. Volleyball players never fail to rise to the occasion.
  89. Why did the volleyball player go to the bakery? To get a roll shot.
  90. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of sandwich? A spike-wich.
  91. Volleyball players are always ready to make a power play.
  92. Why was the volleyball player a terrible boxer? He couldn’t handle the punch serve.
  93. Volleyball players always aim high.
  94. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite fruit? A spike-melon.
  95. Volleyball players never forget to pack a punch.
  96. Why do volleyball players hate winter? It’s too cold to spike!
  97. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of joke? A spike-tacular pun.
  98. Volleyball players are always ready for a quick game.
  99. Why do volleyball players love fast food? It’s always ready for a quick serve.
  100. Volleyball players never fail to deliver.
  101. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of bird? A spike-eagle.
  102. Volleyball players are always ready to serve up some fun.
  103. Why do volleyball players love to garden? They’re used to the dig.
  104. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of car? A spike-mobile.
  105. Volleyball players always know how to rally their team.
  106. Why do volleyball players love fishing? They’re used to the net.
  107. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite candy? Spike-tarts.
  108. Volleyball players always know when to take a swing.
  109. Why was the volleyball player a terrible chef? He was always serving up air balls.
  110. Volleyball players always know how to spice things up.
  111. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite holiday? Spike-giving.
  112. Volleyball players are always ready to throw down.
  113. Why do volleyball players hate bugs? They’re always trying to hit the net.
  114. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of cake? Spike-cake.
  115. Volleyball players are always ready to bump up the fun.
  116. Why was the volleyball player a terrible pilot? He was always diving.
  117. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of soda? Spike-Cola.
  118. Volleyball players are always ready to kick it up a notch.
  119. Why was the volleyball player a terrible mechanic? He was always dropping the ball.
  120. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of burger? Spike-burger.
  121. Volleyball players are always ready to spike things up.
  122. Why did the volleyball player get a job at a fruit stand? He was always serving up a good toss.
  123. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of cookie? Spike-cookies.
  124. Volleyball players are always ready to smash the competition.
  125. Why was the volleyball player a terrible fisherman? He was always dropping the net.
  126. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of soup? Spike-soup.
  127. Volleyball players are always ready to hit the mark.
  128. Why did the volleyball player join the circus? He was always juggling the balls.
  129. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of fish? Spike-fish.
  130. Volleyball players are always ready to catch a break.
  131. Why was the volleyball player a terrible pianist? He was always trying to spike the keys.
  132. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of pie? Spike-pie.
  133. Volleyball players are always ready to tackle any challenge.
  134. Why did the volleyball player go to the moon? He wanted to spike the stars.
  135. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of sport? Spike-ball, of course.
  136. Volleyball players always know when to call the shots.
  137. Why did the volleyball player become a comedian? He was always serving up laughs.
  138. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of pasta? Spike-ghetti.
  139. Volleyball players are always ready to put on a show.
  140. Why did the volleyball player become a painter? He was always trying to spike the canvas.
  141. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of ice cream? Spike-cream.
  142. Volleyball players are always ready to throw a curveball.
  143. Why did the volleyball player become a politician? He was always ready for a good serve.
  144. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of chocolate? Spike-late.
  145. Volleyball players are always ready to make a run for it.
  146. Why was the volleyball player a terrible driver? He was always hitting the net.
  147. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of cheese? Spike-cheese.
  148. Volleyball players are always ready to hit a home run.
  149. Why did the volleyball player become a scientist? He was always serving up new ideas.
  150. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of bread? Spike-bread.

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