144 trenbolone jokes

  1. Why did the trenbolone go to the bar? Because it heard there were “shots” being offered.
  2. Why don’t bodybuilders ever invite trenbolone to a potluck? Because it always tries to “bulk” up the dishes.
  3. What did trenbolone say to the skinny chicken? Let’s get you some “gain”!
  4. Why did trenbolone apply for a job at the construction site? It heard they needed help “building”.
  5. What’s trenbolone’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal, of course.
  6. Why did the librarian kick out trenbolone? Because it couldn’t stop “flexing” its knowledge.
  7. What do you call a trenbolone user who can play the piano? Anabolic Bach.
  8. What’s trenbolone’s favorite animal? The “bulk” elk.
  9. Why was the trenbolone angry at the pasta? It was too “carb”-heavy.
  10. Why did trenbolone get kicked out of the bakery? It was trying to “pump” up the bread.
  11. What did trenbolone say to the soft couch? Let’s add some “muscle”.
  12. How does trenbolone do in school? Always acing the “strength” tests.
  13. Why did trenbolone break up with its girlfriend? She said she wanted someone more “cut”.
  14. What did trenbolone say to the flat tire? Time for some “pump” action!
  15. How does trenbolone celebrate birthdays? By “lifting” the spirits.
  16. Why is trenbolone a poor dancer? It always tries to “bulk” up the moves.
  17. What’s trenbolone’s favorite type of exercise? “Press”-ing matters.
  18. Why did the trenbolone go to therapy? It was having “injection” issues.
  19. Why did trenbolone get an award? It was outstanding in its “field” of gains.
  20. What’s trenbolone’s favorite movie? “Bulk” to the Future.
  21. Why did trenbolone get a ticket? It was accused of “driving” up muscle mass.
  22. Why doesn’t trenbolone do well at poker? It can’t help but “raise” the stakes.
  23. Why does trenbolone make a bad comedian? It always “steroide” the punchline.
  24. Why did trenbolone go to the moon? To get some “space” gains.
  25. Why did trenbolone get kicked out of the airplane? It tried to “lift” the cabin pressure.
  26. What did trenbolone say to the dull knife? Let’s “cut” to the chase.
  27. How does trenbolone stay calm? By doing some “light” exercise.
  28. Why is trenbolone a bad detective? It’s always “pumped” up on the wrong lead.
  29. What’s trenbolone’s favorite breakfast? Anything that gives it a “lift”.
  30. Why did trenbolone become a mechanic? It loves to “pump” up engines.
  31. Why did trenbolone fail the exam? It didn’t “study” enough, it was too busy lifting weights.
  32. Why did trenbolone join the choir? It heard they needed more “baritone”.
  33. What’s trenbolone’s favorite drink? “Protein” shake on the rocks.
  34. Why did trenbolone start a gardening club? It wanted to grow “muscle” sprouts.
  35. Why was trenbolone lost at sea? It was looking for the “gains” island.
  36. Why did trenbolone get kicked out of the movie theater? It was causing too much “drama-testosterone”.
  37. How does trenbolone get to work? It “lifts” its way there.
  38. Why did trenbolone start a baking club? It wanted to make “dough”-y muscles.
  39. What’s trenbolone’s least favorite vegetable? “Weak” leeks.
  40. Why did trenbolone join the circus? It heard they needed someone to “lift” the spirits.
  41. Why did trenbolone become a rapper? It heard they were looking for “hard” hitters.
  42. Why did trenbolone get a promotion? It “worked” its muscles to the top.
  43. What’s trenbolone’s favorite cartoon? “Bulk” Rogers in the 25th Century.
  44. Why did trenbolone join the navy? It wanted to “ship” out gains worldwide.
  45. What did trenbolone say to the stress ball? Let’s “squeeze” in a quick workout.
  46. What’s trenbolone’s favorite game? “Muscle” Memory.
  47. Why was trenbolone bad at hide and seek? It was always “pumping” up its hiding spots.
  48. What’s trenbolone’s favorite weather? “Bulking” season.
  49. Why did trenbolone get a job at the zoo? It wanted to “lift” the animal spirits.
  50. Why did trenbolone fail as a hair stylist? It was always trying to “boost” hair growth.
  51. Why did trenbolone join the orchestra? It heard they were looking for a “strong” beat.
  52. Why did trenbolone become a barista? It wanted to “pump” up the coffee.
  53. What’s trenbolone’s favorite part of a song? The “heavy” chorus.
  54. Why did trenbolone become a marathon runner? It wanted to “race” its endurance levels.
  55. Why did trenbolone become a lifeguard? It wanted to “save” muscles from drowning.
  56. What’s trenbolone’s favorite superhero? “Bulk” man.
  57. Why did trenbolone join the spelling bee? It wanted to “spell” out its gains.
  58. What did trenbolone say to the candle? Let’s “melt” some calories.
  59. Why did trenbolone become a cheerleader? It wanted to “raise” the team spirit.
  60. What’s trenbolone’s favorite novel? “Gain” and Prejudice.
  61. Why did trenbolone start a band? It wanted to “rock” the muscles.
  62. Why did trenbolone join the swimming team? It wanted to “dive” into gains.
  63. Why did trenbolone join the math club? It wanted to “add” some gains.
  64. Why was trenbolone a poor receptionist? It was always trying to “ring” in more muscles.
  65. What did trenbolone say to the slow computer? Let’s “speed” things up.
  66. What’s trenbolone’s favorite snack? “Protein” pop.
  67. Why did trenbolone become a magician? It wanted to “lift” the audience’s spirit.
  68. Why did trenbolone join the chess club? It heard they needed a “king” of gains.
  69. What did trenbolone say to the sun? You’ve got some serious “burn”!
  70. Why did trenbolone become a gardener? It wanted to “grow” some muscles.
  71. Why did trenbolone join the painting club? It wanted to “brush” up its gains.
  72. Why did trenbolone become a chef? It wanted to “cook” up some muscles.
  73. What did trenbolone say to the weak coffee? Time for a “brew”-up!
  74. What’s trenbolone’s favorite sitcom? “The Big Bulk Theory”.
  75. Why did trenbolone become a skydiver? It wanted to “drop” in some gains.
  76. What did trenbolone say to the broken guitar? Let’s “tune” up your gains.
  77. Why did trenbolone become a bartender? It wanted to “shake” up some muscle.
  78. What’s trenbolone’s favorite reality show? “America’s Next Top Muscle”.
  79. Why did trenbolone become a yoga instructor? It wanted to “stretch” its gains.
  80. What’s trenbolone’s favorite movie genre? “Muscle” mystery.
  81. Why did trenbolone join the karate club? It wanted to “kick” up some gains.
  82. What did trenbolone say to the weak beer? Let’s “brew” up some strength.
  83. What’s trenbolone’s favorite beverage? “Power”ade.
  84. Why did trenbolone join the math team? It wanted to “calculate” its gains.
  85. What did trenbolone say to the weak tea? Let’s “steep” up your strength.
  86. Why did trenbolone join the track team? It wanted to “sprint” towards gains.
  87. Why did trenbolone join the chess team? It wanted to “checkmate” its weak muscles.
  88. What’s trenbolone’s favorite dessert? “Protein” pie.
  89. Why did trenbolone join the basketball team? It wanted to “jump” towards gains.
  90. What’s trenbolone’s favorite card game? “Strength” poker.
  91. Why did trenbolone join the dance team? It wanted to “twist” its way to gains.
  92. What did trenbolone say to the weak wine? Let’s “age” up your strength.
  93. Why did trenbolone join the orchestra? It wanted to “compose” its muscles.
  94. What’s trenbolone’s favorite board game? “Muscle” monopoly.
  95. Why did trenbolone join the soccer team? It wanted to “kick” up some muscles.
  96. What’s trenbolone’s favorite comedy show? “Muscle” improv.
  97. Why did trenbolone join the robotics team? It wanted to “program” its muscles.
  98. What did trenbolone say to the weak whiskey? Let’s “distill” up some strength.
  99. Why did trenbolone join the cycling team? It wanted to “pedal” towards gains.
  100. What’s trenbolone’s favorite sport? “Muscle” ball.
  101. Why did trenbolone join the choir? It wanted to “harmonize” its muscles.
  102. What did trenbolone say to the weak vodka? Let’s “brew” up some power.
  103. Why did trenbolone join the ping pong team? It wanted to “bounce” towards gains.
  104. What’s trenbolone’s favorite radio show? “Muscle” FM.
  105. Why did trenbolone join the programming team? It wanted to “code” its muscles.
  106. What did trenbolone say to the weak rum? Let’s “ferment” up some strength.
  107. Why did trenbolone join the debate team? It wanted to “argue” its way to gains.
  108. What’s trenbolone’s favorite music genre? “Muscle” rock.
  109. Why did trenbolone join the wrestling team? It wanted to “grapple” with gains.
  110. What did trenbolone say to the weak cider? Let’s “press” up some strength.
  111. Why did trenbolone join the rowing team? It wanted to “paddle” towards gains.
  112. What’s trenbolone’s favorite cooking show? “Muscle” chef.
  113. Why did trenbolone join the coding team? It wanted to “debug” its weak muscles.
  114. What did trenbolone say to the weak coffee? Let’s “brew” up some power.
  115. Why did trenbolone join the baseball team? It wanted to “hit” up some gains.
  116. What’s trenbolone’s favorite video game? “Muscle” world.
  117. Why did trenbolone join the karaoke team? It wanted to “sing” its way to gains.
  118. What did trenbolone say to the weak tea? Let’s “steep” up some power.
  119. Why did trenbolone join the golf team? It wanted to “swing” towards gains.
  120. What’s trenbolone’s favorite book genre? “Muscle” mystery.
  121. Why did trenbolone join the cheerleading squad? It wanted to “cheer” its way to gains.
  122. What did trenbolone say to the weak soup? Let’s “boil” up some strength.
  123. Why did trenbolone join the cross country team? It wanted to “run” towards gains.
  124. What’s trenbolone’s favorite dessert? “Protein” cookies.
  125. Why did trenbolone join the hockey team? It wanted to “skate” towards gains.
  126. What’s trenbolone’s favorite TV show? “Muscle” mystery.
  127. Why did trenbolone join the sailing team? It wanted to “sail” towards gains.
  128. What did trenbolone say to the weak gin? Let’s “distill” up some power.
  129. Why did trenbolone join the rugby team? It wanted to “tackle” up some gains.
  130. What’s trenbolone’s favorite band? “Muscle” magic.
  131. Why did trenbolone join the softball team? It wanted to “throw” up some gains.
  132. What did trenbolone say to the weak lemonade? Let’s “squeeze” up some power.
  133. Why did trenbolone join the motor racing team? It wanted to “drive” towards gains.
  134. What’s trenbolone’s favorite movie? “Muscle” miracle.
  135. Why did trenbolone join the kayaking team? It wanted to “paddle” towards gains.
  136. What did trenbolone say to the weak orange juice? Let’s “squeeze” up some strength.
  137. Why did trenbolone join the boxing team? It wanted to “punch” up some gains.
  138. What’s trenbolone’s favorite smoothie? “Protein” paradise.
  139. Why did trenbolone join the fencing team? It wanted to “parry” towards gains.
  140. What did trenbolone say to the weak milkshake? Let’s “blend” up some power.
  141. Why did trenbolone join the basketball team? It wanted to “slam dunk” some gains.
  142. What’s trenbolone’s favorite fruit? “Muscle” mango.
  143. Why did trenbolone join the triathlon team? It wanted to “swim, bike, run” towards gains.
  144. What did trenbolone say to the weak energy drink? Let’s “charge” up some power.

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