150 toyota jokes

  1. Why did the Toyota go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle the road.
  2. What do you call a Toyota that doesn’t start? Toy-Yota.
  3. Why do Toyotas make terrible secret agents? They always spill the oil.
  4. Why was the Toyota on a diet? It had too much gas.
  5. Why did the Toyota go to school? To raise its IQ.
  6. Why don’t Toyotas make good detectives? They always leak important fluids.
  7. What do you call a Toyota Prius at a car show? Lost.
  8. Why was the Toyota always getting in trouble? It couldn’t stay in its own lane.
  9. What do you call a Toyota that’s been in an accident? A Bruis-er.
  10. What did the Toyota say to the sports car? “You exhaust me.”
  11. What’s a Toyota’s favorite music? Brake beat.
  12. Why did the Toyota refuse to race? It didn’t want to burn out.
  13. What do you call a Toyota in the winter? A Chilly-ota.
  14. Why are Toyotas like cats? They purr when they’re happy.
  15. What’s a Toyota’s favorite activity? Fueling around.
  16. Why did the Toyota go to the party? To break the ice.
  17. Why did the Toyota go to the gym? To get a tune-up.
  18. Why did the Toyota break up with its mechanic? It felt used.
  19. What do Toyotas and coffee have in common? They both get people going in the morning.
  20. Why are Toyotas bad at hide and seek? They always stand out.
  21. Why did the Toyota get a job? To pay its own gas.
  22. What’s a Toyota’s favorite kind of shoe? Brake shoes.
  23. Why don’t Toyotas ever get lost? They always follow the right path.
  24. What do you call a Toyota that tells jokes? A Comic-rolla.
  25. What’s a Toyota’s favorite movie? “Fast and the Fuel-efficient.”
  26. Why was the Toyota arrested? For speeding.
  27. What’s a Toyota’s favorite dessert? Raspberry roadster.
  28. What do you call a scared Toyota? Petrified-4Runner.
  29. Why did the Toyota go to the orchestra? It loves a good horn section.
  30. Why are Toyotas great for camping? They never tire out.
  31. Why did the Toyota join the circus? It loves performing stunts.
  32. What’s a Toyota’s favorite sport? Car racing, of course!
  33. Why do Toyotas never give up? They always carry on, no matter the road.
  34. Why was the Toyota a poor student? It couldn’t keep its focus.
  35. What’s a Toyota’s favorite dance? The oil slide.
  36. What do you call a Toyota that can play music? A Stereo-a.
  37. Why did the Toyota go to the beach? It wanted to surf the highway.
  38. Why did the Toyota go to the bakery? It wanted a fresh roll-a.
  39. Why was the Toyota proud? It finally passed its emissions test.
  40. Why was the Toyota sad at the party? It felt deflated.
  41. Why are Toyotas always at the opera? They love hitting high notes.
  42. What do you call a Toyota in a desert? Thirsty.
  43. What’s a Toyota’s favorite TV show? “Wheel of Fortune.”
  44. Why did the Toyota become an artist? It loved to draw attention.
  45. Why did the Toyota get a makeover? It wanted a new grille.
  46. Why don’t Toyotas like tennis? They’re afraid of being served.
  47. What’s a Toyota’s favorite animal? The road runner.
  48. Why did the Toyota go to the bar? To unwind after a long drive.
  49. Why did the Toyota apply for a job? It wanted a career in drive-thru.
  50. Why did the Toyota start a band? It wanted to rock and roll-a.

Okay, that’s 50 so far.

Let’s keep it rolling!

  1. Why was the Toyota at the hair salon? It wanted a new trim.
  2. Why did the Toyota go on vacation? It needed a break from the daily grind.
  3. Why did the Toyota become a gardener? It loves cultivating green hybrids.
  4. What do you call a psychic Toyota? A Yaris-voyant.
  5. Why do Toyotas never skip meals? They always fuel up.
  6. What do you call a Toyota at a football game? A Tailgater.
  7. Why did the Toyota join a band? It has good timing and never misses a beat.
  8. What do Toyotas do in their free time? They hang out in the parking lot.
  9. Why did the Toyota get promoted? It’s always in drive mode.
  10. What did the Toyota say to the Honda? “You can’t handle the speed!”
  11. Why don’t Toyotas play soccer? They don’t like getting kicked around.
  12. Why did the Toyota go to the spa? It wanted to get waxed.
  13. Why was the Toyota always single? It had too many break-ups.
  14. Why did the Toyota join the army? It wanted to be a Land Cruiser.
  15. What’s a Toyota’s favorite city? Car-lisle.
  16. Why did the Toyota break up with the sedan? There was no spark.
  17. Why did the Toyota go to the library? It wanted to check out the auto-biographies.
  18. Why do Toyotas get good grades? They always pass with flying colors.
  19. Why was the Toyota a bad singer? It was always off-key.
  20. Why did the Toyota go to the casino? It wanted to hit the jackpot.
  21. Why did the Toyota go to the concert? It heard there would be a car-nival.
  22. Why do Toyotas make good comedians? They always crack people up.
  23. What do you call a Toyota that’s good at basketball? A Dunk-a-rolla.
  24. Why do Toyotas make terrible liars? They always backfire.
  25. What do you call a Toyota that’s a baker? A Dough-ta.
  26. Why do Toyotas make poor pets? They always chase the Mustangs.
  27. Why was the Toyota at the zoo? It wanted to see the Jaguars.
  28. Why did the Toyota get a map? It wanted to stay on track.
  29. Why was the Toyota a great teacher? It knew the right way.
  30. What do you call a Toyota in space? A Star-let.
  31. Why do Toyotas never get sleepy? They’re always wired.
  32. Why was the Toyota nervous? It had stage fright.
  33. What do you call a Toyota at a disco? A Dance-a.
  34. Why did the Toyota go to a concert? It wanted to meet the rockstars.
  35. Why did the Toyota break up with the Volkswagen? There was no spark in the relationship.
  36. Why did the Toyota go to the museum? It wanted to see the classic models.
  37. What’s a Toyota’s favorite dish? Car-rots.
  38. Why do Toyotas love camping? They love being in park.
  39. Why did the Toyota get a camera? It wanted to capture its journeys.
  40. Why was the Toyota a great parent? It knew how to handle the bumps in the road.
  41. Why did the Toyota go to the dentist? It needed to check its grille.
  42. Why do Toyotas never lose at chess? They always know when to make the right move.
  43. Why was the Toyota a great comedian? It knew how to drive the audience wild.
  44. What’s a Toyota’s favorite type of tree? A Car-pine.
  45. Why did the Toyota go to the tailor? It needed a new bodywork.
  46. Why was the Toyota always prepared? It always had a spare tire.
  47. Why did the Toyota go to the doctor? It had a transmission flu.
  48. Why did the Toyota go to the theme park? It wanted to ride the roller coaster.
  49. Why do Toyotas make terrible golfers? They always drive too far.
  50. What do you call a Toyota on a mountain? High-lander.

50 more to go!

  1. Why did the Toyota go to the theater? It loved to steal the spotlight.
  2. Why did the Toyota join the choir? It wanted to be in harmony.
  3. Why do Toyotas hate winter? They don’t like getting the cold shoulder.
  4. Why did the Toyota join the yoga class? It wanted to improve its flex-ability.
  5. What do you call a Toyota on the beach? Sand-runner.
  6. Why was the Toyota happy at the gas station? It was getting filled up.
  7. Why did the Toyota get a pet bird? It wanted a tweeter.
  8. Why did the Toyota join a dating site? It was tired of being single-cylinder.
  9. Why do Toyotas never lose in court? They always have a good defense.
  10. What do you call a royal Toyota? King of the road.
  11. Why did the Toyota get a mirror? It wanted to reflect on its journey.
  12. Why did the Toyota become a florist? It loved the scenic routes.
  13. Why was the Toyota always thirsty? It had a fuel deficiency.
  14. Why was the Toyota in the parade? It loved to show off its colors.
  15. Why did the Toyota join the Navy? It wanted to cruise the seven seas.
  16. Why was the Toyota always calm? It never let anything under its hood bother it.
  17. What do you call a Toyota that’s a good listener? An Audio.
  18. Why did the Toyota go to the opera? It wanted to hear the high notes.
  19. Why did the Toyota go to the gym? It wanted to work on its body.
  20. What do you call a Toyota that can play instruments? A Band Cruiser.
  21. Why did the Toyota go to the dance class? It wanted to learn to swing.
  22. Why did the Toyota become a baker? It loved to knead the dough.
  23. Why did the Toyota go to the chef’s competition? It wanted to spice up its life.
  24. Why was the Toyota a good friend? It was always there in times of need.
  25. What do you call a Toyota that can draw? An Arteon.
  26. Why did the Toyota go to the library? It wanted to read car-toons.
  27. Why did the Toyota join the circus? It loved doing flips and stunts.
  28. Why was the Toyota always positive? It believed in going the extra mile.
  29. Why did the Toyota join the marathon? It loved to hit the road.
  30. Why did the Toyota go to the carnival? It loved the bumper cars.
  31. Why did the Toyota get a job as a DJ? It loved spinning wheels.
  32. Why did the Toyota go to the boxing match? It wanted to watch the heavyweights.
  33. What do you call a Toyota in a forest? A Tree-runner.
  34. Why was the Toyota so punctual? It always arrived in high gear.
  35. Why did the Toyota go to the pet shop? It wanted a sub-woofer.
  36. Why was the Toyota at the beach? It wanted to catch some sun-rays.
  37. Why did the Toyota get a therapist? It was dealing with an identity crisis.
  38. Why did the Toyota go to the fashion show? It wanted to strut its stuff.
  39. Why was the Toyota so confident? It believed in driving forward.
  40. What do you call a Toyota that can rap? Hip-hop-rolla.
  41. Why did the Toyota join the baseball team? It loves to hit and run.
  42. Why did the Toyota get an agent? It wanted to be in the spotlight.
  43. Why did the Toyota get a job at the pizza place? It loves a good slice of life.
  44. Why did the Toyota go to the candy shop? It wanted to sweeten up its life.
  45. Why did the Toyota go to the supermarket? It wanted to pick up some essentials.
  46. Why did the Toyota join the football team? It loves making goals.
  47. Why was the Toyota always successful? It never let failure break it.
  48. Why did the Toyota go to the karaoke bar? It wanted to belt out some tunes.
  49. Why was the Toyota always happy? It found joy in every journey.
  50. Why did the Toyota write a book? It wanted to share its adventures on the road.

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