134 tennis jokes

1. I know it’s all about tennis, but let’s not make a racket.
2. Have you ever met a tennis player? They can’t be served, because they always return.
3. Why are tennis games always so loud? Because each player raises a racket.
4. Why are tennis players great partners? They never want to let you down; they’re always on the ball.
5. The tennis player’s bakery had a special: fresh served rolls.
6. Why do tennis players never get lost? They have a good sense of the court.
7. The tennis player got stuck in a love triangle. Apparently, he couldn’t handle the backhand compliment.
8. Why was the tennis game a bad chef? It had too many faults.
9. Why was the tennis ball bad at school? It couldn’t pass the net test.
10. I tried to learn tennis online, but I couldn’t get a good server.
11. What do tennis players wear to a fancy dinner? Lobster-tail suits.
12. Tennis players are good in bed because they always stay on their side of the court.
13. Why was the tennis ball getting tutored? It couldn’t reach the high standards.
14. What did the tennis player say to his coach? You cannot be serious!
15. My tennis opponent was so bad, I gave them a break point.
16. What did the tennis racket say to the ball? Stop going around in circles!
17. Why don’t tennis players get married? Because love means nothing to them.
18. Tennis is a sport that really makes a racket, but it sure serves up a lot of fun.
19. You know you’re a tennis player when you understand the term love isn’t always a good thing.
20. Why was the tennis book so intense? Because it had a lot of break points.
21. I had a dream last night that I was a tennis ball. It was quite a serve-rendipity.
22. How do you make a tennis player’s car more aerodynamic? You remove the doubles.
23. I finally got a job at the tennis factory. It’s not a big deal, but at least it keeps me on my toes.
24. The tennis player was known for his honesty. He never made a false serve.
25. What’s a tennis player’s favorite city? Volleywood.
26. Why do tennis players like puns? Because they have a great sense of humor.
27. Why was the tennis player always early? He didn’t want to miss his serve.
28. Why couldn’t the tennis player watch his favorite movie? Because he got served spoilers.
29. What did the tennis player give his girlfriend? A diamond ring, because he wanted to put a spin on things.
30. Why did the tennis player go to therapy? He had trouble dealing with the backhand compliments.
31. Why don’t tennis players get bored? Because they always find a way to have a ball.
32. I heard a joke about tennis rackets once. It was a real hit.
33. I would tell you a tennis pun but it’s quite overused, it’s been served many times.
34. My tennis opponent was so fast, I couldn’t even take a break.
35. Why do tennis players excel in school? Because they always ace their tests.
36. How do tennis players communicate? They just volley back and forth.
37. Why did the tennis player bring a ladder to the court? He heard that the stakes were high.
38. Why couldn’t the tennis player find his other shoe? It was causing quite a racket.
39. Why did the tennis player always carry an extra shirt? Because he didn’t want to make an unforced error.
40. How did the tennis player get in shape? He had to do a lot of sets and reps.
41. What do you call a tennis player who loves to dance? A ballerina.
42. Why don’t tennis players ever get sunburned? They always have plenty of shade from the trees.
43. Why was the tennis player so good at math? Because he knew how to serve and volley.
44. What did the tennis player say when he won the match? I really aced that!
45. Why was the tennis court so loud? Because all the players had a racket.
46. Why don’t tennis players go to the zoo? Because they can’t stand the roars.
47. What do you call a tennis player’s power tool? A racket drill.
48. How does a tennis player stay cool? By staying under the shade of the net.
49. What’s a tennis player’s favorite vegetable? Squash, because they love to hit it around.
50. Why do tennis players love fall? They get to serve up some pumpkin spice lattes.
51. Why do tennis players never get bored at parties? They always have a ball.
52. Why was the tennis player always broke? He spent all his money on new rackets.
53. How do you compliment a tennis player? Tell them they’ve got a smashing backhand!
54. Why are tennis players so good at telling jokes? They know the importance of good delivery.
55. Why did the tennis player bring a map to the court? He wanted to avoid any faults.
56. Why do tennis players never get fat? They always run after the ball.
57. What’s a tennis player’s favorite music? Swing.
58. Why did the tennis player go to the beach? He needed some time to unwind and deuce.

59. Why was the tennis match so suspenseful? Because every point was up in the air!
60. Why don’t tennis players ever procrastinate? Because they know the importance of a timely serve.
61. Why do tennis players prefer spring? Because it’s the perfect season for a good match.
62. What’s a tennis player’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line, it’s a real hit.
63. Why are tennis players good musicians? They have a great sense of timing and rhythm.
64. What did the tennis player say to his opponent? “Prepare to meet your match!”
65. Why was the tennis ball so bad at hide and seek? It always gets served first.
66. Why are tennis players good at chess? They know how to play their moves.
67. What’s a tennis player’s favorite dessert? Strawberry and cream, just like Wimbledon.
68. Why don’t tennis players have secrets? Because they spill them all on the court.
69. Why do tennis players like coffee? They need a good serve to start their day.
70. How do tennis players stay in touch? They keep a good line of communication open.
71. Why did the tennis player go to jail? He got caught up in a racket.
72. What’s a tennis player’s favorite type of party? A grand slam.
73. How do tennis players stay calm during a storm? They stay focused on their serve.
74. Why are tennis players good at gardening? They know how to plant their feet.
75. Why do tennis players always have a good hair day? They never let things get out of line.
76. Why did the tennis player bring his pet to the match? He wanted to show off his top-dog.
77. Why are tennis players good at photography? They always keep their eye on the ball.
78. What do tennis players drink when they’re cold? Hot chocolate with a little bit of backhand cream.
79. Why do tennis players make good DJs? They know how to spin the disc.
80. Why don’t tennis players make good pilots? They might make a fault on the runway.
81. Why are tennis players good at baking? They always make perfect serves.
82. Why are tennis players always in a hurry? They don’t want to miss their shot.
83. What’s a tennis player’s favorite dance move? The swing.
84. How do tennis players prefer their eggs? Hard-boiled, to keep their serves strong.
85. Why don’t tennis players make good bankers? They might make a bad return.
86. What do tennis players do when they retire? They pick up a new hobby like knitting or crochet.
87. Why are tennis players always stylish? They know how to coordinate their outfits with their rackets.
88. Why do tennis players make good farmers? They’re used to handling a lot of seeds.
89. Why are tennis players great comedians? They know how to deliver a punchline.
90. Why don’t tennis players make good sailors? They might get stuck in a love-love situation.
91. What did the tennis player say when he couldn’t find his racket? “I’m in a real jam here!”
92. Why did the tennis player go to the psychologist? He was having trouble dealing with his faults.
93. Why do tennis players like to read mystery novels? They love a good twist and turn.
94. Why do tennis players prefer classic cars? They appreciate a good, smooth drive.
95. Why don’t tennis players like watching horror movies? They prefer a good match.
96. What did the tennis player say to the coffee barista? “I’d like my coffee served, please!”
97. Why do tennis players like thrillers? They enjoy the suspense and the unpredictable twists.
98. Why don’t tennis players like to play hide and seek? They’d rather be serving than hiding.
99. Why do tennis players make good detectives? They’re good at picking up on little details.
100. What do you call a tennis player with a green thumb? A garden server.

Let’s continue with more:

101. Why did the tennis player go to the library? He wanted to check out a novel about the game.
102. Why don’t tennis players ever get locked out? They always have the key to a good serve.
103. Why do tennis players like math? They enjoy calculating the angle of their shots.
104. Why are tennis players good drivers? They never take their eyes off the road.
105. What do tennis players do when they get cold? They huddle up for a doubles match.
106. Why are tennis players good at fishing? They have great cast technique.
107. Why do tennis players prefer analog watches? They love the constant swinging motion.
108. Why don’t tennis players like playing cards? They’d rather be holding a racket than a deck.
109. Why do tennis players love spaghetti? They appreciate a good serve of pasta.
110. Why did the tennis player bring his guitar to the match? He wanted to make some music on the court.
111. Why don’t tennis players like fast food? They prefer a balanced diet to keep their game strong.
112. Why do tennis players love hiking? They’re not afraid of getting over the net.
113. Why are tennis players good at making decisions? They never second guess their shots.
114. Why did the tennis player go to the bakery? He wanted a loaf of freshly served bread.
115. Why do tennis players make good teachers? They know the importance of a good lesson.
116. Why don’t tennis players like magic tricks? They prefer a good game to a sleight of hand.
117. Why did the tennis player join the circus? He wanted to improve his agility and balance.
118. Why do tennis players love roller coasters? They appreciate a good thrill.
119. What’s a tennis player’s favorite drink? A smashing strawberry smoothie.
120. Why do tennis players love playing video games? They enjoy a good competitive challenge.
121. Why did the tennis player become a chef? He was good at cooking up a strategy.
122. Why are tennis players good at wrapping gifts? They’re used to handling tricky situations.
123. Why don’t tennis players make good writers? They’re too focused on their strokes to worry about their penmanship.
124. What’s a tennis player’s favorite fruit? A serve-za (citrus) fruit.
125. Why did the tennis player bring a ladder to the court? He wanted to reach new heights.
126. Why do tennis players love the ocean? They’re drawn to the waves and the constant motion.
127. Why did the tennis player go to the theater? He wanted to see a drama unfold on stage.
128. Why are tennis players good at puzzles? They’re used to thinking on their feet.
129. Why don’t tennis players like hot air balloons? They prefer keeping their feet on the ground.
130. Why do tennis players prefer painting? They appreciate the strokes of genius.
131. Why did the tennis player become a hairdresser? He was good at making the perfect cut.
132. Why are tennis players good at playing the piano? They have great finger strength.
133. Why don’t tennis players like spicy food? They prefer a balanced flavor to fire up their game.
134. Why did the tennis player become a dancer? He was good at moving to the rhythm.