150 target jokes

Sure, I’ll do my best to create some jokes related to targets.

Please note that these are playful, and mean no harm.

They might not be typical “target” jokes you might expect, as the concept of “target” can be interpreted in different ways.

Let’s start:

1. Why don’t targets ever go on vacation? Because they’re afraid of getting missed.
2. What do you call a target that tells jokes? A bull’s-eye comedian!
3. What do targets do at parties? They always get hit on.
4. Why don’t targets play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
5. What did the archer say to his target? You make my arrow point in the right direction.
6. Why was the target so stressed? It felt constantly under pressure.
7. How do targets feel about archery? They find it quite striking.
8. Why did the target break up with the dart? It felt they were moving too fast.
9. What did the painter say to the target? Let’s make a point here.
10. Why did the archer’s target become a detective? It was always part of an investigation.
11. Why are targets bad at keeping secrets? They’re always the center of attention.
12. How do targets like their tea? Spot on.
13. What’s a target’s favorite type of music? Hit singles.
14. Why did the target go to therapy? It felt everyone was taking shots at it.
15. What did the math teacher say to the target? You’re the perfect circle!
16. Why don’t targets make good dancers? They always get pinned down.
17. Why was the target a good politician? It always knew where to draw the line.
18. What do targets and snowmen have in common? They both melt under pressure.
19. Why did the target refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being dealt a bad hand.
20. Why was the target always picked last in school sports? Because everyone wanted to hit it!
21. Why are targets always happy at the end of the day? Because they’re tired of being the center of attention.
22. What’s a target’s favorite type of movie? Action-packed ones, they’re full of hits!
23. Why did the target go to the psychiatrist? It felt it was always the aim of negative attention.
24. Why did the target break up with the bow? Because it felt strung along.
25. What’s a target’s favorite meal? Bull’s-eye bacon!
26. Why don’t targets like going to concerts? They can’t stand the hit songs.
27. Why did the target join the circus? It wanted to join the ringmasters.
28. What’s a target’s worst nightmare? A day without a hit.
29. Why did the target go to the eye doctor? It had a problem with its bull’s eye.
30. What did the target say to the dartboard? We’re in the same boat, buddy.
31. Why are targets bad at writing essays? They can’t help but get to the point too quickly.
32. What’s a target’s favorite exercise? Bull’s-eye lifts.
33. Why did the target cross the road? Because it was the bull’s-eye of the joke.
34. Why did the target refuse to go to the gym? It was tired of lifting heavy weights.
35. Why do targets never participate in marathons? Because they’re always on the spot.
36. What did the target say to the arrow? It’s not you, it’s me.
37. Why don’t targets ever get tired? They’re always on point.
38. What’s a target’s favorite day of the week? Hit-or-miss Monday.
39. Why did the target go to the dentist? It had a bull’s-eye toothache.
40. Why did the target become a meteorologist? It was always the center of the storm.
41. What’s a target’s favorite sport? Bull’s-eye bowling.
42. Why do targets hate shopping? Because they always end up in the clearance section.
43. Why did the target get a job at the post office? It was great at sorting the hits from the misses.
44. Why don’t targets like mystery novels? They can’t stand the suspense.
45. What did the target say to the mirror? You’re a reflection of my inner circle.
46. Why did the target start a band? It wanted to make a hit record.
47. Why don’t targets make good comedians? They always miss the punchline.
48. What’s a target’s favorite time of day? The moment when it’s hit on.
49. Why did the target become a baker? It loved bull’s-eye bagels.
50. Why don’t targets like the winter? They can’t stand the cold shoulder.
51. Why did the target become a librarian? It was tired of being the subject of every story.
52. Why was the target so good at chess? It was always on its king’s side.
53. Why did the target start a blog? It wanted to write hit pieces.
54. What did the target say to the tennis ball? You know what it’s like to be served!
55. Why was the target nervous at the job interview? It feared being hit with tough questions.
56. Why did the target become a doctor? It had a knack for pinpointing problems.
57. Why did the target quit its job at the pizza place? It was tired of being tossed around.
58. What did the target say to the football? You sure do get kicked around a lot.
59. Why did the target become a gardener? It loved tending to rose circles.
60. What’s a target’s favorite type of cake? Bull’s-eye bundt cake.
61. Why did the target start practicing yoga? It wanted to find its center.
62. What did the target say to the basketball? You’re always on the rebound.
63. Why was the target good at negotiations? It knew how to strike a deal.
64. Why did the target become a journalist? It was good at getting the scoop.
65. What did the target say to the baseball? You sure are a hit with the crowd!
66. Why did the target become a teacher? It loved grading papers with a red pen.
67. What’s a target’s favorite type of pie? Bull’s-eye berry.
68. Why did the target become a sailor? It loved navigating the sea’s circles.
69. What’s a target’s favorite type of bird? Bull’s-eye bunting.
70. Why did the target start a car dealership? It loved selling hit models.
71. Why did the target become a carpenter? It loved working with circular saws.
72. What’s a target’s favorite type of cheese? Bull’s-eye brie.
73. Why did the target become a chef? It loved cooking up hits.
74. What’s a target’s favorite type of candy? Bull’s-eye bonbons.
75. Why did the target become a botanist? It loved studying the circle of life.
76. What did the target say to the soccer ball? You’re always on the goal!
77. Why did the target become an astronaut? It loved exploring space’s circles.
78. Why did the target become a boxer? It loved delivering knock-out punches.
79. What did the target say to the hockey puck? You’re always on the ice!
80. Why did the target become a banker? It loved managing circular currency.
81. What’s a target’s favorite type of flower? Bull’s-eye blooms.
82. Why did the target become a barber? It loved cutting hair into circles.
83. What did the target say to the golf ball? You’re always in the hole!
84. Why did the target become a brewer? It loved brewing hop circles.
85. What’s a target’s favorite type of tree? Bull’s-eye birch.
86. Why did the target become a builder? It loved constructing circular structures.
87. What did the target say to the volleyball? You’re always on the spike!
88. Why did the target become a bus driver? It loved following circular routes.
89. What’s a target’s favorite type of fruit? Bull’s-eye bananas.
90. Why did the target become a biologist? It loved studying life’s cycles.
91. What did the target say to the dodgeball? You’re always on the dodge!
92. Why did the target become a bookseller? It loved selling best-sellers.
93. What’s a target’s favorite type of biscuit? Bull’s-eye butter cookies.
94. Why did the target become a bartender? It loved serving rounds.
95. What did the target say to the ping pong ball? You’re always on the bounce!
96. Why did the target become a baker? It loved making dough circles.
97. What’s a target’s favorite type of beverage? Bull’s-eye beer.
98. Why did the target become a ballerina? It loved spinning in circles.
99. What did the target say to the rugby ball? You’re always in the scrum!
100. Why did the target become a bellboy? It loved carrying circular suitcases.
101. What’s a target’s favorite type of burger? Bull’s-eye beef burgers.
102. Why did the target become a beatboxer? It loved making hit sounds.
103. What did the target say to the tennis racket? You’re always serving!
104. Why did the target become a barista? It loved pouring latte art circles.
105. What’s a target’s favorite type of butterfly? Bull’s-eye butterflies.
106. Why did the target become a blacksmith? It loved forging circular horseshoes.
107. What did the target say to the baseball glove? You’re always catching!
108. Why did the target become a beekeeper? It loved honey circles.
109. What’s a target’s favorite type of bread? Bull’s-eye baguettes.
110. Why did the target become a beautician? It loved circular blush strokes.
111. What did the target say to the badminton racket? You’re always smashing!
112. Why did the target become a balloonist? It loved floating in circular balloons.
113. What’s a target’s favorite type of breakfast? Bull’s-eye bacon and eggs.
114. Why did the target become a broadcaster? It loved spreading circular signals.
115. What did the target say to the bowling ball? You’re always rolling!
116. Why did the target become a bricklayer? It loved laying circular patios.
117. What’s a target’s favorite type of bubble? Bull’s-eye bubbles.
118. Why did the target become a bouncer? It loved circling the club.
119. What did the target say to the billiard ball? You’re always pocketed!
120. Why did the target become a barber? It loved giving bull’s-eye buzzcuts.
121. What’s a target’s favorite type of berry? Bull’s-eye blackberries.
122. Why did the target become a bookbinder? It loved creating circular binded books.
123. What did the target say to the boxing glove? You’re always punching!
124. Why did the target become a babysitter? It loved playing ring around the rosie.
125. What’s a target’s favorite type of biscotti? Bull’s-eye biscotti.
126. Why did the target become a bell ringer? It loved ringing the circular bells.
127. What did the target say to the cricket bat? You’re always swinging!
128. Why did the target become a bartender? It loved stirring circular cocktails.
129. What’s a target’s favorite type of bonbon? Bull’s-eye bonbons.
130. Why did the target become a brick maker? It loved making circular bricks.
131. What did the target say to the lacrosse stick? You’re always throwing!
132. Why did the target become a ballet dancer? It loved spinning pirouettes.
133. What’s a target’s favorite type of bruschetta? Bull’s-eye bruschetta.
134. Why did the target become a barbeque chef? It loved grilling circular burgers.
135. What did the target say to the squash racket? You’re always hitting!
136. Why did the target become a butcher? It loved slicing circular steaks.
137. What’s a target’s favorite type of brownie? Bull’s-eye brownies.
138. Why did the target become a baker? It loved baking circular cookies.
139. What did the target say to the ski pole? You’re always pushing!
140. Why did the target become a busker? It loved playing circular drum beats.
141. What’s a target’s favorite type of bonfire? Bull’s-eye bonfires.
142. Why did the target become a brewer? It loved brewing circular beer kegs.
143. What did the target say to the hockey stick? You’re always slashing!
144. Why did the target become a bookkeeper? It loved keeping records in circular ledgers.
145. What’s a target’s favorite type of brooch? Bull’s-eye brooches.
146. Why did the target become a biologist? It loved studying the circular DNA helix.
147. What did the target say to the pool noodle? You’re always floating!
148. Why did the target become a baker? It loved kneading dough into circles.
149. What’s a target’s favorite type of boat? Bull’s-eye boats.
150. Why did the target become a bartender? It loved pouring circular shots.